Aug 24, 2025 11:06 PM
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haveanupvotegif
Yee claw
Doopapotamus
Giving (temporary) hats to crabs is the most wonderful idea ever
JustSomePersonThere
There’s no way all those nitrates and salts are good for him.
mithiwithi
You're an expert on crab nutrition, are you?
ruint
ow my peperami
loungeking1
https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTY1YjkxZmJlNG1xdzhhbG9seTBpanRuOW0zZzd4dXYzdDY4em42bTFhY3hscmJtYyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/tItIlCGySM0ieKKW6b/giphy.mp4
freakdiablo
CanIGetSomeExtraSalt
blzrdphoto
I hate that I can hear this gif even though I definitely have not seen this movie.
Thorketil
EstoyPoopis
So thaaat's why he right arm is so much bigger. That's his sausage handling arm. My body starting to make more sense now.
QuantumInc
Is that...is that a hot dog? Fucking MINE! nomnomnomnom
toolzgalore2
So aggressive!
CuteLukePatoot
Howie died at the age of 9 (if I recall correctly) many months ago. The human caretaker has a new crab named Winny. ♥https://www.youtube.com/@HowieTheCrab/videos
DontKnowTheSource
I haven't seen sea slugs since 2022. Shit was bad when the slugs came put
SOLARvsFACISM
Anyone else notice he has a cowboy mustache?
ThisIsWhyIimgur
Sénor Chip Chop
CatEyebrows
I like how dramatic he is when he snaps. Kinda does a little pause and then…. Pinch
MadJuansReturn
DeepThought42
Dim-a-chick? Dud-a-chum? Dad-a-cham? Ded-a-check?
Considering the cowboy had "Doug Dimma-dome ded-a-chek"
Loctavius
Shame he got so jacked up on that beach too. But then he found Eddie and Susanah.
thesixmilliondollarman
https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTY1YjkxZmJlbWppcTl1MmQxeTVqNHRnYzRhZm5vd3lzbWlxZjFsb2l6ODNyczlmcyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/B8l4KbEPvCpUI/200w.mp4
OzRockabella
Have you been training that crab to cut weiners off?
alaest0r
What people do with their weekends is none of your business /s
KaJuN
OP must live here:
DickSamurai
I'm relevant here somehow.
dafrey
Easier than training a pony to bite it off https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1d2ttNTRyd3RsbTdzemt1ZGl2bjB3bGlvYTFyaTJpejIyeHE0aW41ciZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/26hitcZaZGqg6behy/200w.webp
Isthe4thtimethecharm
One of the first times we saw just how crazy Cartmen was.
RoyalOss
Well....there was that one time he dressed up as Hitler and a 'ghost' in the first few episodes.
I don't remember that one
sevenfingerman
Crabs are both cute and terrifying but are they smart?
No.
jakedafish
Does this kill the crab?Also, Howie is adorable.
HeyWhaddaya
Seems like it would.
haveanupvotegif
Yee claw
Doopapotamus
Giving (temporary) hats to crabs is the most wonderful idea ever
JustSomePersonThere
There’s no way all those nitrates and salts are good for him.
mithiwithi
You're an expert on crab nutrition, are you?
ruint
ow my peperami
loungeking1
https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTY1YjkxZmJlNG1xdzhhbG9seTBpanRuOW0zZzd4dXYzdDY4em42bTFhY3hscmJtYyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/tItIlCGySM0ieKKW6b/giphy.mp4
freakdiablo
CanIGetSomeExtraSalt
blzrdphoto
I hate that I can hear this gif even though I definitely have not seen this movie.
Thorketil
EstoyPoopis
So thaaat's why he right arm is so much bigger. That's his sausage handling arm. My body starting to make more sense now.
QuantumInc
Is that...is that a hot dog? Fucking MINE! nomnomnomnom
toolzgalore2
So aggressive!
CuteLukePatoot
Howie died at the age of 9 (if I recall correctly) many months ago. The human caretaker has a new crab named Winny. ♥
https://www.youtube.com/@HowieTheCrab/videos
DontKnowTheSource
I haven't seen sea slugs since 2022. Shit was bad when the slugs came put
SOLARvsFACISM
Anyone else notice he has a cowboy mustache?
ThisIsWhyIimgur
Sénor Chip Chop
CatEyebrows
I like how dramatic he is when he snaps. Kinda does a little pause and then…. Pinch
MadJuansReturn
DeepThought42
Dim-a-chick? Dud-a-chum? Dad-a-cham? Ded-a-check?
SOLARvsFACISM
Considering the cowboy had "Doug Dimma-dome ded-a-chek"
Loctavius
Shame he got so jacked up on that beach too. But then he found Eddie and Susanah.
thesixmilliondollarman
https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTY1YjkxZmJlbWppcTl1MmQxeTVqNHRnYzRhZm5vd3lzbWlxZjFsb2l6ODNyczlmcyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/B8l4KbEPvCpUI/200w.mp4
OzRockabella
toolzgalore2
Have you been training that crab to cut weiners off?
alaest0r
What people do with their weekends is none of your business /s
KaJuN
OP must live here:
DickSamurai
I'm relevant here somehow.
dafrey
Easier than training a pony to bite it off https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1d2ttNTRyd3RsbTdzemt1ZGl2bjB3bGlvYTFyaTJpejIyeHE0aW41ciZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/26hitcZaZGqg6behy/200w.webp
Isthe4thtimethecharm
One of the first times we saw just how crazy Cartmen was.
RoyalOss
Well....there was that one time he dressed up as Hitler and a 'ghost' in the first few episodes.
Isthe4thtimethecharm
I don't remember that one
sevenfingerman
Crabs are both cute and terrifying but are they smart?
Loctavius
No.
jakedafish
Does this kill the crab?
Also, Howie is adorable.
HeyWhaddaya
Seems like it would.