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May 28, 2022 12:36 PM
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AndrewBuggy
Great way to get rabies.
BonIvermectin
"Aaagh stranger danger!"
billbobagsh0t350
deetatron
And this is how we get monkey pox https://i.imgur.com/apgUAd3
Devilmask0
Curly haired toddler hugged my leg thinking i was his poppa in line at the grocery store. I melted and my brovaries almost burst
Vallete
Do you want monkeypox? Cuz that's how you get monkeypox.
Kevinbfree
Get your filthy paw off me you damned dirty human.
DrPizzazz
Dirty human? https://youtu.be/9C0AfIPlfxY?t=44
xmaneds
clamdriver
Hey! You’re not my mom!
DaveTBull
Nice edit to remove where he doesnt let go. Cunt
DrGreenskies
Stranger danger!!
picselator
My 6 yo ass on a crowded beach grabbing someone else's hand b/c the sun is up, and I can't see who is that tall adult
camn333
My 35 y/o ass walking up to a complete stranger and saying "hey mom, which brand spaghetti do you want?" Just because she looked like her.
CrunchyLookingLeaf
Also at a crowded beach?
TCGView
I like how it still took him a good second even when he looked right at the human.
pdhackley
“TF are you doing!?!
MissySassy
And that ladies and gentlemen, is how humans caught monkey box
cazkey
Nah bitch. Get your human Covid hand off me.
browncoatrasilon365
And that's why we got monkey poxs now...
HUGHgReaction
Little nip and BAM…. Monkey pox. Just kidding monkeys have nothing to do with monkey pox other than share the name
DatDarthCaedus
Well, it was first identified in monkeys (in a lab in Denmark), hence the name. But yeah, it has more to do with rodents.
HUGHgReaction
Yeah, that’s pretty much where this monkey business ens though ?
sutra46
monkey bites are bad m'kay.
gromolko
That's how you get your face bit off.
ladylambi
ppl need to leave wildlife alone... not like we have a sudden outbreak of monkeypox or anything...
prateetsaraswat
And rabies
Nostradamuswaswrong
Looks like they almost lost a finger.
RandomlyAppointedNSAAgent
Great way to get a disease from being bitten
SubungualHematoma
Yep. You run the risk of getting Herpes B. Up to 80% fatal if untreated. Don't pet the monkeys.
itsthevoiceman
Is it any wonder monkey pox is something people are talking about?
TooStronkkk
still a monkey :)
Fatneilandtheswordofdukane
Quit playin with macaque
stsword
I fostered a cat that was similar. I'd pet him, purr purr purr, then he'd look up and see me and run away like his life depended on it.
metalrulercid
"I don't know you!!"
wedontneednostinkingusername
You can see him think “wait, if my mom is walking away, then who the hell is holding my hand?”
offendinghurray
The piano theme is perfectly synchronised with the grab and with the facial gesture at the point of realisation. Awesome.
CosmicWonders
One time I came out of a store & got back in the passenger side of the car, put my seatbelt on- turn over, I was in somebody else's car.
fmrandom
23 years ago we were 3 teenagers on a Saturday evening on our way to our fav. club in rural Austria. Girl standing next to the street ...
fmrandom
.. my cousin stopped beside her (just for fun) ... she hopped in, off we went. Look on her face when she realized "wrong car" was priceless
fmrandom
Her actual friend drove the same type of car :D
fmrandom
Of course we braught her back ...
hognosedgrowler
Ju wanna get Monkey pox? Cause that’s how ju get Monkey pox
Rumoh
pxlphile
Reminds me of that one Calvin and Hobbes episode where he continues that his mom looks like the other lady downward the knees
ValidGirthCertificate
This show is awesome..... but to be honest. She can be happy that she didn't get parents who are all over each other.
Arcygenical
This is just as terrifying when it's not your girlfriend, and you're 30, shopping for groceries.
thatiscomedygoldrightthere
Same bite, though.
beerbellybandit
Got to my kids football practice late ducked under an umbrella with my wife, put my arm around her and went to kiss her on the cheek… hello!
Milkashake
I've grabbed my dads hand while shopping by accident. I am 26
ComcastLover
Recognised friend from behind. Went in for the ass grab. I shouldn't have...
TheMadOnion
Never go for the ass grab, not with the risk. Haha
IcyFlash2
Isexualiseeverything
Oh shit I've been there lol
MonocledMonotreme
This happened the first time my gf (now wife) met my family. It was my dad's butt. TBF mine and my dad's HS pictures are near identical 1/
SPQAAE
She just wanted to grab ur dad's butt lol.
MonocledMonotreme
Except his are B&W. We went to his hometown to visit some old friends and they all just kinda stared while their brains recalibrated.
iSellTeenyTinyFireEngineRedBabyCoffins
Spy x Family is so amazing
CrixusMaximus
I keep seeing stuff about it. Know where I can watch it?
YangKoete
Pirate or no?
CrixusMaximus
If I don’t have access to the service I do. But my friends and I all pay for one each. So I have access to most.
iSellTeenyTinyFireEngineRedBabyCoffins
Crunchyroll
CrixusMaximus
Thank you. That’s what I figured but I haven’t been on there in a bit.
Dionsicili
Wcofun.com/dubbed-anime-list