ParengJhay
572606
11357
390
Don't forget to stretch first...
1
spider cow
2
3
4
5
6
7
HMRB for this awesome bike switch
8
9
10
[Media] Fire Dragon's Roar IRL
11
12
13
Taking me to the dumpster? NOoooo
14
Mission failure: ABORT ABORT!!
15
16
17
18
19
20
21
22
23
24
25
26
27
28
29
Munching
30
Exploration is also about the technique
31
likeeahurricane
#6 is Arrested Development
DoktorLurker
"And I need that girl's leg"
lintwizard
Trollslegur
#12 http://imgur.com/mVlp6LM
JonnyShitKnuckles
is she dead?
ronmarcus
She ded
OnlyPostsGetRekt
She was killed until she was ded. Like, so ded.
Foaly
That parot one will never not make me laugh
ilikepancakesmorethanpeople
Some of these are NOT good vibes....
ParengJhay
Thank you guys! i made to FP. But uhmm.. how do i edit my post? LOL. This is just my 2nd post in imgur so im kinda newbie.
JonnyShitKnuckles
Click on Albums --> then this image-->then go suck a fart out of a butthole.
InfOracle
Steps check out.
Ulfzark
DoctorFromTheDarkestAlley
@razor10000 one for the collection
sadghostgirl
Mikes hard lemonade is a twist off..
cjnenklesyein
Man good old arrested developmentsneaking in jokes. I didn't know this myself. So much stuff I notice each rewatching I missed first time
OhThisLooksFantasticICantWaitToPoopThisOut
#2 NO CAPES!
oldgoodisaac
#27 makes me worry too
bortlp
#24 St Louis Zoo
rockflagandeaglee
Yes! I think it's Rosie!
BeWaterMyFriend
@DrTacoPower proclaims that it's-a Mia!
oieokillertofu
Water Doggo!!!!
mastertmo
I like watching #13 over and over again. Just the futile pawing after the seat... "No... come back..."
picklepants85
He definitely deas
floorwaffles
Did he survive? I hate when there's always people dying among fun things. It really ruins the happiness for me.
mastertmo
I would assume he did. He's in full gear, and you can see him line up to land on the slope at the end. Maybe injured, but alive.
MrRemakes
I hope that person had a parachute or something.
lintwizard
He had a pair of hands, we know that much.
OnlyPostsGetRekt
Just like me trying to get a grip on my life
Froensen
I would like to see a x-ray of #1 in progress.
DyslexicBoi
I would like to see one of #12
lintwizard
I just noticed the watermelon explode. X(
lilbitosunshine
#20- that face says "what the actual fuck"
AVoiceOfReason
Brought to you by pure imagination
DROlD
Hello darkness my old friend...
ithinkallinallthismustbethelongestusernameiveeverusedonanysite
#4 making happy music
troy11998822
Omg. Dude in the background of #30 . Priceless
gingerr00t
The guy behind hims recognition is a look of pure pain.
samzala
The girl behind him: "That's my fetish!"
Olands
YoMisterE
#5 probably slows the Earth's rotation a little bit everytime it's fired.
MikeyDoesThings
nah its cool, they fire one the other way and sets it back. that's totally how it works
FrankyBabes
Yeah but then the shell lands and it's all good again
moriartie
Point it to the east and we have longer days
KckUNjUbR6GMwpnD
Dogalicious
To the Bat Pole!
TedRob
Nananananana deadman!
StuntManPat
God... Bulls are so strong. It just effin lifted it's head and hurled this guy a dozen feet.
nevernoped
He took a horn to the pooper and now he's scat man
Radix865
Not as badly as this guy:
nevernoped
I feel like opting to have the red stripe right on your asshole was a poor choice
TheRedBaKon
YourOldPalJon
Hockey player all my life, pads wouldn't have done much of anything to help him in this one.
Duggernauts
floorwaffles
Is the guy okay, though?
onet12
Dont like corrida apart from moments when bull kicks shit out of the people
LlornDeIcamole
Is he dead??
WookieWookieWookie
We can only hope.
willgi
I just rewatched the second one yesterday so I actually got this reference
hockeyham
And a halo to keep his neck in place after he broke it in the initial fall before the bull gored him.
[deleted]
[deleted]
IJustWantSomeoneToTalkTo
if you look closely, you can see the hole in his right abdomen after the bull rammed into him the second time when he was on the ground
GravitationalTimeDialation
I did not notice that, rip
hockeyham
AndreKroon
From what I can see the bull rammed his left side? Or am I seeing wrong?
DevoAtTheServo
Yes? Bull rammed and threw him from the right side. Would have been left the second time if the gif didn't end
hockeyham
Bull got his horn UNDER the right side and then flipped upwards, which tossed BatHombre into the air.
RELAVANTGIFMAKER
He's not. Source: Played hockey. Dude is gonna die with no protective gear.
Insomnia297
Huh. I haven't seen enough genuine, human ragdoll action. Like, unconscious though, not flailing.
sophisticallystupid
He ded
ManLonG
the amount of people not getting this reference is too damn low
RimJim
Not sure abouts Bats, but #19 is wearing a jock. Dude has his finger on the trigger, and cringes before shooting. Big, fat, phony!
GTimgur
Poor lad. So close to getting his Darwin Award.
Chainhealer
I bet it still hurt like hell though.
RimJim
My favorite line since coming to imgur: Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
dcwldct
Wearing a jock means a slap shot to the nards is only temporarily debilitating as opposed to permanent damage. You're still going down
Senglaub
As a goalie I can confirm this.
ScubaProulx
#1 is telling you that it's 3:30pm
moreaujr
Unknown why, but looking at the movement hurts me. Might be because I'm old.
xVancha
Considering the minute leg moves faster than the hour leg, I'd have thought it was 6:15pm.
AssBat
Either way, it's time to fuck.
Tom40
Loonette doing her clock stretch?
Cla55icalLiberal
#25 - gonna need more of what that a all about.
JonnyTHM
Looks like a mechanism designed to test shark bite strength.
DarthFutuza
Chompersnatcher says "hurr durr durr dats a hooman drone, imma chomp". And then it chomped.
Cla55icalLiberal
Makes sense.
Boogley88
Sharks get hungry enough to eat inanimate objects. Source: a documentary series called Street Sharks.
LastoftheMcKettrickSupplicants
It's an undersea drone. And then a shark bites it.
Cla55icalLiberal
Thank you.
LastoftheMcKettrickSupplicants
IIRC they drove it there specifically to measure shark bite pressure
Rebar77
I hope that wasn't Boaty McBoatFace :(
DrTacoPowerz
#24 is a sea lion named Mia from the St. Louis zoo! She is incredibly playful and one of our favorites
BeWaterMyFriend
Aha! I thought that was our exhibit :D Thanks for all the awesome work you do!
SongandTam
STL represent! I love our zoo so much =)
dontcallmeplath
That was my favorite one! She's clearly very engaged.
Artemisa91
Answer please , we need to know
walkingtallmachinegunman
I lived there 4 years and never visited. Oh ragrets
BeWaterMyFriend
Nooooo it's fo' freeee!
SongandTam
Whhhaatttt
DrTacoPowerz
That's truely tragic. 4th best zoo in the world!
MittensPlease
Do you work there?
DrTacoPowerz
I SURE DO!!!
thecheesedip
I LOVE YOUR ENTHUSIASM! I'd be excited if I worked there, too
dontcallmeplath
TELL ME MORE ABOUT MIA AND OTHERS!!
MittensPlease
AHHHHH!!!
ArrowheadCosplay
Trigger discipline #19! Trigger discipline !
waxemm
Preach it, but it makes for bad gifs.
ArrowheadCosplay
It's true. Idiots do the stuff we are to smart for lol
ThisWasATriumph
I've been shot in the dick with a paintball marker and its still the most painful thing I've ever experienced to this day.
ArrowheadCosplay
I can only pay imagine
Tom40
And clear your weapon
torque99
the last one is the coolest
Dogalicious
Number 12 for mine. The most visceral comeuppance ive seen in a while. All because one melon decided to say'Enough!'
ThisNameIsRegistered
It's a whale in Australia if it stopped swimming, it would fall out of the ocean
ParengJhay
It is like the whale is flying noh?
torque99
exactly
C0mtraya
Obviously it's a australian whale.
Nikechu
Uh has it something to do with the property of water? Like salt meeting mineral water or something? idk.
ParengJhay
It's a humpback whale. They just turn the camera upside down.
Fluded
It's upside down...
EternalSunshineofthePotlessMind
#6 looks like it's in the Bluth's kitchen.
kickliquid
....her?
mezmadethis
Nah, it's Saddam Hussein's.
Carger
Pretty sure that's GOB, so it probably is.
panda0100
indeed, season 4 was heavily sponsored by mike's hard. Michael says "they're twist offs" right after this.
karan08
#1 Imagine the possibilities..
DaveTheMurderingHippo
I've been trying really hard to get with this contortionist chick from Malaysia. It's a dream of mine.
Merrak
Imagine all the ways you could disappoint her.
notyouraveragedingleberry
Guys... that girl is Hypermobile not flexible. (See hyperextension of knees) She'll disappoint you in sex. So much pain.
badalalala
https://media.giphy.com/media/fcK30LKXjG6Tm/giphy.gif
oieokillertofu
While I've been with a flexible girl, not close to that, it's fun but you go back to normal sex quick.
JohnFloorwalker
I knew I wasn't the only perv that thought this
JohnnyricoMC
There are dozens of us!
[deleted]
[deleted]
cbjfan
Why don't you take a seat right here
DisgustedCrabman
That's weird
greggor
There's something wrong with you
CoolGuyCoolDude
God damn you're a creep
RobertKazamakis
What'd it say?
Ruffstarr
#29 has anyone seen Life? Is this not a bad thing to do?
CPTNNemo
didnt see it, but it looked more like start of Hell experiments in Doom
lintwizard
Or a prototype of the Scourge in Mass Effect: Andromeda.
JonnyShitKnuckles
whats in there?
OnlyPostsGetRekt
My educated guess? Chemicals.
OnlyPostsGetRekt
My educated guess? Chemicals.
thewhifflingtit
Lol, fuck u. Fuckin' "educated guess". I'm so mad.
JonnyShitKnuckles
Lol thanks
Nikuz
Some of these fucked me up
raptorsoldier
migueljaksun
JayBIrd27
We have a bear that's been hanging around our neighborhood for months now, this one really got me
NuclearButtPlugFromPlanetX
whatevermanishowedup
SharkyTheDog
at least you are not a virgin anymore
Thedragonbitch
That Sheet music is banging
BarrettWasTakenSoIChoseBarrett
Yea. #12 she ded?
Sprixxen
I always thought it was the sling coming back to hit her in the face but it's actually the melon hence the splatter. Prob. broken nose/teeth
walkingdistance
https://youtu.be/-OZjHjJToVo?t=1m7s "They don't call it The Amazing Race for nothin'."
BarrettWasTakenSoIChoseBarrett
Just explodes like a water ballon and she says she got a headache.
Arvandor
Every time I see this one, it seems like people say she just got a black eye or something, and that's all. Not 100% sure though
2000boxes
just a black eye from a watermelon going at high speeds?
Arvandor
*shrug* Maybe it clipped her or hit on the forehead (the hard spot you're supposed to hit soccer balls with). I dunno.
2000boxes
wait you're supposed to hit soccerballs with your forehead? I've been using my full on face!
ParengJhay
which one? LOL!
MakeBreadNotWar
23
idownvotekittens
For me it was the guy unable to grab his dirt bike. My heart hits my throat every time.
alderaanwasaninsidejob
As somebody that rides motocross and had some big falls, this made my heart pump pretty hard.
LuckyJynX
MetaSomma
gottsmack
30!!!
ramjam18
or rather, which one didn't
wellwellwelllookwhoscomecrawlingback
Some!
LeftBauer20
15, didn't she get shot?
BrawndoTheThirstMutilatorIsWhatPlantsCrave
These were very nice, especially the sheet music one hahaha
Mrmills420
Okay serious question. Did the lady who got hit in the face with a watermelon ricochet die or what?
LilyAndLola
They made her carry on with the show
Mrmills420
HOW
LilyAndLola
I know, it's fucked init. Have a look on YouTube though
MichaelScar
The snake made me audibly groan and squirm
MajorVice
The dude catching his VOMITTTT
Jesustown55
For me it's always the lady with the watermelon in the catapult. It must have been going so fast to explode like that on her face giggity
Jesustown55
And the catapult.
tehzpoon
I want to know whether or not she's quadriplegic now. That thing was at least 4 lbs, and going at least 30mph. Good god.
screwbious
She's fine actually, it was on the show "The Amazing Race". She was competing again 15 min later. She's known as the watermelon lady.
JunnanZ
11 did her face explode?
Ivanaski
She died right? Or wishes she had
JunnanZ
Sorry 12
penguin002
nah it was the watermelon she was meant to be firing with the catapult exploding on her face.
OfficialJoeBiden
Add a # to it. #12
[deleted]
[deleted]
JunnanZ
#12
TheRealJanine
The rewind of the throw up, I reacted like the guy in the bg
imuglyandimproudd
that one is re-winded?
buddha1313
I was on a bus for bachelor party and dude threw up through the tiny square screen window. The driver yelled at him so he ate the solids...
imuglyandimproudd
that one is re-winded?
FelixTheAnimator
It's not.
CupcakeCrumbs
Look at the reaction of the guy in the background, its not rewinded. Hes trying to hide that hes puking so he's swollowing it.
CX404
#23 optical illusion Rubix cube looks badass. But with 2 yellow center squares can't be solved. Nerds = pissed
moriartie
Thats weird. When I saw I was sure something was wrong. Couldnt tell what
ldtilley
That's how I knew it was fake
goodygoody425
Steamedbeave
I know a guy that spins it around really fast without watching it, when done he solved it.
MetaSomma
bem5823
lisp
Nerds = pissed
jli1
The right side is orange.
CX404
I see part of it now, Just shitty lighting/gif quality didn't help. Made it look like it changes color
peanutofthenight
What the FUCK is #17?!
CoolGuyCoolDude
It's fake, stupid
IMayHaveTimeForThat
Nope, watch other commenters youtube links
CoolGuyCoolDude
My bad, it just looked incredibly much like a costume
IMayHaveTimeForThat
Oh i thought it was too, then saw the source and you know what, though i liked Matt Damons performance overall more, gj for leo on the oscar
MuFugginFudge
PyroDragon
Terrifying
fangsschleim
Leave a steak by your bedroom window after midnight and find out
AssBat
That looks like SPAM not steak.
CrossBetween
The Night Grabber
SpecimenSpiff
Jake, from State Farm.
Catclicksalot
It's manbearpig
michaelajamisonyancey
I created an imgur account just so I could upvote your comment.
Catclicksalot
That's the sweetest thing anyone has ever done for me!
justyouraveragepanda
Russia
BlownByTheMonsignor
RodStrongo
The two zoomed in had me dying
Chalybos
Somebody tempting Darwin.
homoerection
It's a Russian guy feeding a Russian bear from his Russian kitchen.
JeremyBadger76
I saw that thing in Creepshow. http://media.liveauctiongroup.net/i/16176/16841342_5.jpg?v=8D06EF74D46C120
Contra3IsTheHardestGameEver
a normal day in Russia
Buck39
Staged.
bingotown
Well yeah, but with a real bear.
Dogalicious
Bear, Bunyip, Jaberwocky, Displacer beast....down that arm of the evolutionary tree anyway.
LetsGoWVU
A bear. My buddy's cabin has claw marks inside their kitchen window where one swiped it's paw in for food. Cool, but frightening.
rikersbeard
Swagosauruss
A joke
bingotown
...with a real bear.
Swagosauruss
Canadian humor I guess
JonnyShitKnuckles
babadook
NordMan
It's the Gruffalo
Saukoeter
Best answer
Stoneheartedlady
came here to ask that. Fucking terrifying
JaffSmath
A bumblefloof
shadokastur0776
Nope. No no no no no. Nope. Fuck no.
Magicflutefreddie
Boogeyman
UrsaUrsa
https://youtu.be/MHambDDVhFQ
Chevalpuant88
DunnoWhatToPutHereOrHowToSpellit
Big foot.
NineByNine
Fear... the old blood...
OnlyPostsGetRekt
A dog with late stage autism i'm afraid. There's nothing we can do.
Ratman72
Your mom?
izmi
We have no bears in my country, so I also freaked out. Natural assumption was all the horror movies I've ever seen mashed into one.
TheotherAgentJohnson
A terrible idea
RaeJazz
A bearible idea
Dogalicious
He's cool. As long as you continue to play ball. It's genuis really. Extort them for all the food they have....then climb in and eat them.
decorativemooseknuckle
I knew a guy once that baited a bear, the bear got the scent of him found his home and tried climbing in through the open bedroom window
BrianKellyOsborne
Polar Bear
MrPredator
That? That's just Dave. He hasn't eaten a snickers, so he's hungry. Dave isn't himself when he's hungry.
Istoleyourbooks
Shut the fuck up Donnie!
Magicflutefreddie
Hangry
palaces
Iunderstoodthatreference.gif
Taskaem
Skywatcher16
bear, or more likely, a guy with part of a bear costume
stefanreckson
Nightmare fuel. # 17 is nightmare fuel.
Individualsocksinthewashingmachine
A one way ticket to a bear mauling
revenantape
SamSquanch148
Oh?
TheRapMan
No, it's fuckin julian!
gingerbrdman
Something's fucky!
ipointoutrepeats
joemammaboy
Straight grizzly!
willgi
Bitch better have mah honey
bannyd
Das a burr
stefanreckson
Nope. It's nightmare fuel. # 17 is nightmare fuel.
Vydrach
A hurry burr
irespondwithyes
A scurry burr
thelovechildofhitlerandstalin
Bewurr that burr
Starlatan
http://cdn.bulbagarden.net/upload/thumb/a/a4/760Bewear.png/250px-760Bewear.png
FuchsiaHamSandwich
haHAaaaaaahhh
https://youtu.be/KDbPYoaAiyc?t=3m40s
aPokal
*Das ist ein Bär. Or was that dutch?
Fiddlercrab
Its German
ImgurCelebrity
s engulsh
Leverbee
Es ist dumm Englisch.
aPokal
So it was dutch.
destess
Probably a bear suit
kevinlo1
Ruined of dreams but probably right
lisp
No, it's from Russia
UrsaUrsa
Nope, it's Russia (although I was tempted to say "Chuch Testa") https://youtu.be/MHambDDVhFQ
AGHHH
What the fuck
slappyhamsalads
Oh holy crap! I never thought it was a real bear!
metalfoto
WTF? they are really north, there's even the polar bear version https://youtu.be/wlFoVzGJFYc
Femme1Elf
Maybe they train bears?
VaguelySatisfying
WHY WOULD YOU FUCKING DO THAT IT COULD BREAK YOUR WINDOWS NOW IT KNOWS YOU AHVE FOOD
SilverSwearsalot
Watched #30 about 20 times and laughed every time. My missus thinks im off my bloody rocker.
Spoffles
*I'm
Ohmyolivia
I couldn't stop laughing!!!! So glad I'm not alone.
LigLuryJr
Pukeception
DidItForScience
Reminds me of the pie eating contest scene from Stand By Me.
amw666
What a champ
MrCabooseJD
Hahaha amateur, it's been like an hour for me, that dudes reaction
iwonderwhatthemaxusernamecharacterlimitis
same
theonewhereicouldntthinkofausername
Yeah I did too and now I'm happy I've not eaten anything today.
edja7
So you're Australian
SilverSwearsalot
Sure am cobba
MonkeyJeansCarey
whats actuslly coming out of his mouth? is it sick? it looks alive
Fauxsho89
Hot dog eating competitions are pretty popular so probably that.
Sprixxen
Ya, the "Smell my finger" game is probably not a good idea when the guy just ate 20 hot dogs.
guywiththellama
The woman behind him gonna have to wash her hair after that.
ZToofan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYmLc84x6Z4
pipymengelunut0
Thanks
Titititititititititidididididi
OMG for so long I thought it was reversed ...thank you for the saucey sauce
CrossBetween
I didn't understand it. Somekinda eating compo and the guy just almost pukes... I missed the funny there.
Mabalzrkold
Mabalzrkold
Did you miss the guy actually puking, and then shoving the puke back into his mouth? That's why the other guy "almost pukes"
CrossBetween
No, I saw the guy in green shirt gag something out and putting it back in. Nothing disgusting there, happens to me all the time.
Mabalzrkold
he's threw up not just gagged something out. that's vomit
CaptainAsshat
Fucking ew, that's not normal.
dantie
My favourite part is the guy beside him puking after he sees it
fembots
Omg im STILL laughing about that guy's reaction!
esracoon
my favorite part is the gal that gets a huge grin on her face when seeing that.
Whitehotghost
I fucking LOST IT when that happened... my wife thinks I'm off my rocker too!
inkpod
Same. Guy's face when he sees it. Watched it about 30 times.
DeinnsBeans
That is what the face of absolute disgust looks like
msterdownunder
Same, I'm still not sure what happens.. how does he save it so easily??
lexifornow
He has obviously done it before.
DarthVaderYouHater
Looks like a professional eating competition. That's probably like a routine fly ball for MLBers.
DustyMcKnuckles
Practice.
tmleadr03
Did he puke? Wtf is happening in this pic?
GlennBecksChalkboard
Eating contest. Stomach said "No". Dude said "I'm making the rules".
graboids
Yep, he puked, then shoved it back in his mouth. In an eating competition, you're disqualified if you puke.
Arniac
It was all planned. He wanted the guy next to him puke.
Nuketified
So....was he disqualified?
Nikuz
It's in reverse
graboids
¯\(°_o)/¯