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I hate them right now.
FP Edit: haha, how did this make FP? I wasn‘t even really mad, mostly kidding. Got the computer by now and using it to do this edit. BTW, I think John Goodman is awesome, probs one of my favorite actors. Imagine if he‘d played John Wick, wouldn‘t that have been weird?
FiveStarMojo
You got the computer? Feels Goodman
ScootiePuffJrSucks
What package? - Neighbors probably
whitter86
Idk why they do that. Happened to me once, lucky I trust the neighbor that signed for it. Just give me the notice I'll pick that shit up
SteelKnight
Up it's for Barton Fink.p
oleksandr50009000
This is actually the neighbors editing the post from his new computer!
narniasreal
No we‘re not... I mean I‘m him... I mean me!
glktron2099
Well they just suddenly had to go to the pawn shop.
thegelatoking
Have you seen 10 cloverfield lane? That man is imposing as hell and scary as fuck.
singingninjaMX
I like you from your edit.
FuzzyNutSak
agree
recliningpanda
I think that’s a US thing. Aus they don’t leave it with anyone else. Also Goodman brilliant in aus movie “dirty deeds”
DTavs
Once a neighbor eceived a package of mine, it was my GTX 1080 and I was so exited to install it already, I didn't know they were going 1/2
DTavs
a two weeks vacation right after, they didn't leave anyone homesitting, I was sooooo mad when they came back.
Reveros
Its been 3 hours, hope you have your computer by now :)
deweydefeatstrumanagain
I love my apartment's system. Packages get put in individual lockers that can only be opened with the proper code.
clamdriver
How I feel after eating 3 pounds of cheese 2 days ago
Drakoth97
My friends computer was delivered to the wrong address and the guy literally just typed random letters for a signature
Revadarius
This. This has happened to me and my SO on Every. large. Order. In the past year. This is why I choose my slot, knowing I'll be in...
Revadarius
...if my item doesn't turn up. I ring them an hour later letting them know the situation and demanding them to send another out.
schrodingersasymmetric12gauge
File a claim. Free computer.
babypotato
Oh brother
palonewabone
Sounds like you would enjoy Barton Fink https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0101410/
strugglingLoll
LargeVarge
And for your neighbors to do that is "OVER THE LINE".....
Pigdogcow
MRW I’ve accepted my neighbor’s package & been using it for porn for hours
IBentMyWookie
cb3k
“Imagine if he played John Wick. Wouldn’t that have been weird” +1 for that right there
ChaosMagic
is it not a federal crime to accept or open packages that aren't yours?
CrazyforRAMU
John Goodman and I used to go to the same coffee shop in New Orleans. He genuinely is an awesome dude.
StarCat09
This happened to me. They kept it for a week! I reported it all lost/stolen before ups managed to tell me what apartment it was left at.
axxeem
That's crazy that someone else can receive your packages for you. Or they can be left in front of your door. I'm glad it isn't a thing here.
TurdMurpson
That’s a nightmare of mine, thank god I had decent neighbors growing up, they would hold our packages if the weather was bad or weren’t home
prostatsmilkman
Isn’t tampering with federal mail a crime? So if it was sent in by USPS, it’s a felony?
ThisIsNotANameItsASandwich
People who post this shit never actually do anything in person tho they just complain on the internet instead of standing up for themselves
narniasreal
Why would I actually file a complaint about a neighbor accepting the package? They didn‘t try to steal it... I was just goofing on imgur.
5omeWhiteGuy
it is in fact a felony. while the usps can have actually anyone sign for anything thats not insured but requires a signature.
madmatt2024
Yes, it's a federal crime to open USPS packages not addressed to you. However, this doesn't apply to UPS or FedEx.
strongfort
My idiot neighbor accepted a package with a price of clothing my wife ordered. She tried it on (package was open) and the. Put it back in...
strongfort
Package and then never told us. We had to have UPS trace it and they knocked on her door. She retrieves it like nothing was wrong. Idiot.
Revadarius
See, I would have had UPS find it. Retrieve it, returned it and get the seller/company to issue a new item.
A10struck
People should not be able to leave packages with neighbors. Mine denied having my pc for almost a week until the police finally turned up to
Raecracy123abc
Inversely I live 40mins from the nearest UPS depot+ they will not leave packages for shit. My neighbors do it all the time and its a godsend
CyberKingdom
I had my laptop shipped back after repairs, my neighbor accepted it, driver said it was delivered to my house. Neighbor assumed it was 1/2
CyberKingdom
His sister's so didn't say anything until his dad got home and actually looked at the label. 2/2
lockestewart65772
Ireland here, they just leave it at the local pub, closer to the main road. After being asked not to.
MrStrawberry209
Most people don't have assholes for neigbors. It's fucked up you had to wait an entire week.
A10struck
I had to get the cops to come collect it from. Them
EightyMeterLongDong
I would file a lost package claim with the delivery company and make them deliver the product to me and let my neighbor keep theirs.
EightyMeterLongDong
Maybe that way they would learn to actually deliver the package to me and not my neighbor. Thankfully, this has never happened to me.
HankThePropaneTank
I had a monitor stolen from me when my neighbors signed for it. They moved out 1 month later
AnthropomorphicMilkshake
It’s weird, but it’s perfectly normal for delivery companies to leave packages with neighbors in Germany. Barely any problems ever.
GloriousEdgeLord
Can confirm, but a friend once lived in a house were neighbors stole packages regularly. Matter of luck with whom you live, I guess.
ProxyPlayerHD
wait what. usually when a package is being given to one of my neightbors i got a card in my mail telling when it was given and to who
ProxyPlayerHD
it's required so that you have evidence when they don#t want to give the package to you or can confirm that it is your package
ProxyPlayerHD
i don't understand why/how you didn't had one of those, how did you even know your neightbor had the package?
A10struck
Because I called the company. They told me
A10struck
And, you know, the aforementioned camera footage
Revadarius
I'm in UK. And I explicitly tell whoever I'm ordering from, and courier, not to leave with neighbours. I demand refunds or replacements..
Theshaaaaaaag
Sounds like you have shit neighbours -we're always accepting each others packages. Also, it's way easier than going to the depot/post office
Revadarius
You're fortunate. That's all there is to it.
Revadarius
... immediately. Not for me to play catch up with strangers, people aren't neighbourly and I'm not being out of pocket due to the...
Revadarius
... companies incompetence, or the neighbours dishonesty.
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
I've never heard of this. How is it allowed that someone not even at the address accepts the package without your consent?
A10struck
Becuase drivers are on a quota and timetable.
paulbloface
Still 100% unacceptable. I'm also Canadian and a PAL holder. Regardless of outcome, if they let someone else sign I'd call them and flip 1/2
paulbloface
my shit about how I get guns and ammunition in the mail and would get the RCMP involved if they ever screwed up such a delivery. 2/2
A10struck
Bruh, I don't think anyone can sign for a pal box other than the one addressed to under federal law
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
Yes, they are where I live also. So they leave a slip telling you where to pick it up. They don't leave it with a random person who has /1
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
an unknown relationship with you. /2
A10struck
Get it back. (have camera footage of them singing for it and taking it). It was full of disgusting furry shit when I got it back
AggressiveChickenSandwich1
Sounds like a win, my Dude (or Dudette).
A10struck
Sounds like jail
prodmerc
Damn, must've been a great computer to warrant them singing for it!
Remloow90
A10struck
Not gonna happen, I had to turn it over to the police
jetstreaminfinity
Can I have it?
A10struck
No. It's evidence of a crime now
GRA2itous
A10struck
I don't care
GRA2itous
Good for you.
WatsonRaymes
I bought a sex toy once and my neighbor signed for it... Never heard about THAT again!
TopherE
Small claims court.
sunyudai
Clearly you should post an album so we can see how disgusting it is, and help you hate on the neighbor.
LocalZoophile
A10struck
I'd rather not go to jail, thanks
sunyudai
Just "furry" shit isn't illegal... did they have bestiality then? That is illegal, and if that's the case I hope you notified the cops.
sunyudai
Anywho, was really just going for the joke anyway. Cheers.
neil137
what.....kind of furry shit
A10struck
The kind that brings the blues and twos
neil137
the what
A10struck
InboxMeYourFoxes
cops
JayEnfield
fsharp
At least there was a silver lining.
A10struck
More like a toxic one
Painkiller1020
Wow that was a fucking rollercoaster. Thank you!
TresusIbor
Bonus content! :D
A10struck
Criminal content
storebrandproductmascot
The furry part took this story from good to great.
JayEnfield
For me it took it from believable to "and then everyone stood up and clapped"
Problemwoodchuck
What did they sing to convince the delivery guy to leave it with them?
A10struck
Not a damn thing
TurkTurkelton
Oh cool that's one of my favorites.
PsychicOctopus
My class ring was delivered and signed for even though I wasn't home and no one else lived with me. The company had to send another bc...
PsychicOctopus
They didn't know where it was shipped to, someone got away with a very expensive ring for free with my name on it
Radix865
...Or you have two very expensive rings with your name on them.
kindasortathor
https://youtu.be/DLzxrzFCyOs it was a beautifully sung song...
kappy33
JARKB
The one time I don't get an ad.
Problemwoodchuck
tschallacka
Anatomy101
Saved by an ad! Gotta change the video title.
mayodash
PhallusAnus
Ha! A pizza ad saved me from that one, you tricky little shit!
DraconumDomini
Same!
gtmiller
YouTube ads ruining rickrolls; truly this is the darkest timeline.
EmeraldMoreLikeUninstall
I think you meant to post: https://youtu.be/j8z7UjET1Is
Dongskanker
twistedsyns
Why do I keep clicking these? I should know better by now.
ElbowDeepInAMoose
I dodged it in time!
kappy33
Omfg I hate you more now
cheeseguy3412
Thats quite a time saver. I had to download all of my own disgusting furry shit.
doubleormuffin
Make sure you upload it too, so we can have a chance to stock our collections! That's what I do!
3wattbulb
My tech store loaded office, security ware, and disgusting furry shit for me when I bought my laptop. Real time saver, much appreciated.
MidnightAtMandS
OwO what's this?
LocalZoophile
OwO ?
Otterbotanical
UwU!
A10struck
It's a crime where I was living at the time. Now the laptop is in evidence, and I will likely never get it
Direwolflord
Wait where was furry "art" (I assume) illegal?
madmatt2024
Can't you file an insurance claim with the shipping company or contact company who sold it to you? They delivered to the wring address.
dasklaus
Where is furry porn a crime?
A10struck
Canada, where it falls under beastiality
cheeseguy3412
Ugh... well that part sucks. :( ... at the very most, they should have only kept the hdd, you can replace one of those cheapish
A10struck
They take the whole thing. Cubs there were
neil137
a crime to look at cartoon porn? where? north korea?
A10struck
Canada
darksniperknight
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BC2k2
Dude, put a NSFW tag on that!
CarrotNose
darksniperknight
RadicalRobert
https://imgur.com/AiikA3A
darksniperknight
LocalZoophile
Ooh, this is better than the version I have
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bamblebimble
Prove it