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twostepsfromlost
The book of mormon (musical)made this comparison too. Hilarious.
Cattrina
hehehh
SaintWanderlust
Read them all. Like them all. Not so incompatible, in reality.
smaug777000
isn't reality where they're not compatible?
smaug777000
To elaborate: isn't it the real world where the conflict exists? Isn't there some sort of "live and let live" preached in every religion?
LemmingAttack
That a shockingly great analogy.
Withywindle508
Muslims still title Jesus as the Messiah
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Withywindle508
Nah, Jesus is named as THE Messiah. No one else is ever given that title.
manimatr0n
The Torah is the Peter Jackson LotR films to the book Legendarium of Sumerian and Levantine polytheism.
TheGreyKnightsBANNED
And then there's the aethiests who enjoyed it. But don't love it.
Corgibuttnubs
The eroticfanfiction tag confuses me. Is there something in the Mormon bible that I need to know about??
MyNameIsRobertPaulsen
Remob Kebab
Sheepyhead
My god, Star Wars was not the first time this happened
sharkbateoohaha
LuckyMan9
Are we talking about Highlander? I'd rather talk about Highlander.
IBuiltAFreakingArk
*shakes head* moving on now
khazaria
But if someone steals your work and calls it a sequel, is it really a sequel?
Canofminus
Everyone knows the Mormons are the Ewok TV specials
ImgurDemonym
Star War Holiday Special. If you hate yourself and your friends. Have a bunch come over a drink to it.
KeyClavis
Yup. Sums it up nicely.
kittyperfect
Baptized as Mormon in November and couldn't be happier with it. My life? Not so much
SkeuomorphicallyInclined
And science is just over here making nature documentaries.
Chefpocalypse
PuddingIsAmazing
nahnah see everyone enjoy ssaid documentaries but it's the dweeb fans who are so engrossed into their movies they pretend they're in them
ozymandais13127001
That's neat
SomethingLiterary
*giggle* How neat is that?
Squirrelprophecies
Because of the way it is.
AlaskanPipeliner1
You're not wrong.
sm8000
That quote is a post on the SomethingAwful forums from several years ago.
Satherian
Yeah, it's surprisingly accurate
ImGettingMines
Actually Muslims believe that Jesus is the messiah in someways and will come back at the end of the world
TRBOBDOLE
Its really not though...
Naefindale
No?
apollo1kitten1
Oh damn, sounds about right
CaptainSmartass
Jews: A New Hope. Christians: The Empire Strikes Back. Muslims: Return of the Jedi. Mormons: Spaceballs.
RavensX1X
Mormons and Muslims have very, very similar historical movements. The difference is that Mormons failed in military actions.
muchetc
Hard to fail if you don’t attempt any.
RavensX1X
Which is why the US Army skirmishes with sanctioned Mormon armed groups? https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Utah_War
zachmaw
I'm Mormon and this is funny. Approved.
OperaBuffa
"You mean the Bible is a trilogy and Book of Mormon is Return of the Jedi? I'M interested!"
WhoWalksInWhenIWalkOutWithoutMyWalkingStick
Oh yes.
deezstrutsjustlaunchedintodeeznuts4x
Damn muslin
rovertbiggs
TurgidMember
Actually the stuff people find weird about mormons isn't really in the BoM. Depending on who you ask, it's pretty well in line with the NT.
2074red2074
I think Jesus is supposed to be the last prophet, no?
TurgidMember
Jesus wasn't a prophet; he was who prophets testified of.
Frogapus
Church of Satan is the edgy, fan-made video from the perspective of a different character.
motorwaffle
It's the tumblr "omg the villain is really great" sort of fan-fiction
gameinator3000
More like an edgy satire made by people who can't stand the series to mock the whole franchise.
JudgementalMan
The draco in leather pants part of the fandom
Frogapus
Or sometimes just that "Hey, weren't there like 30,000 people onboard the Death Star? What happened to the janitors?" approach.
valen00
Yeah but it really addresses the big plot holes of the movies
TheMisled1
You would actually be surprised by how much sense their 'rules' are. It's much less about the worship of some divine deity and more about(1)
TheMisled1
looking out one's self in a world where everything is equally unimportant in the grand scale of things (2)
Markamanic
Also, respect people. Unless they disrespect you. Then fuck em.
mobileimgurlags
Gotta respect the Eleven Satanic Rules of the Earth
AllBreadAllTheTime
But the founder is an atheist. It's like making a group called the Nazis who don't believe nazi ideals and saying "Nazis aren't bad".
PianoMan2112
Great idea for a religion; terrible name.
jimmyjohnjonesjunior
youre just a little bit off
PianoMan2112
The church's mailing address is PO Box 666. (Seriously.)
erischilde
They don't say "Christians are bad". To the contrary, they believe that if it brings you peace or happiness and don't hurt others, then a+.
AllBreadAllTheTime
Not trying to say that. I apologize if I came off that way
erischilde
Oh... Cool then... Well. Sorry it kinda did lol.
QueenCousland
It's not "much less" about worshiping a diety, it's not worshiping a diety. Satan's a symbol to them, not an actual being.
NinjablazerZero
Even less of a symbol. Only reason Satan invovled is to fuck with Christians.
KobeBurger
Moslem?
nitodico
He means meshlows
CyranoDeBurlapSack
Yeah I got a call here for a Moe Slim, we got any Moslem here?
pleonidas
It's better than what my mother in law calls them. Oh Lordy...
glutenfreetoast
It's an older spelling that came out of British controlled colonial areas.
Altanese
There was also Musulman
dasklaus
It's the German word for Muslim. Seems also to be an older spelling in English.
ItIsAlwaysATest
Erryday I'm moslem
bananaforscaleplease
mausoleum*
copingcabana
It's a kind of fabric used in dressmaking
greygoosery
I buy a lot of Moslems when I pattern. Like 10 at a time.
PhilipKDickbutt
*muslin
realistichorsegonadbehavior
That's actually how it was spelled in the US constitution (or Declaration of Independence, I can't remember).
humptysorthopedic
Also i think Musselman and Mohammedan and Mohametan all count. Can u imagine Achmed the Dead Terrorist was once acceptable?
Vulvarella
I recall hearing this more frequently forty or more years ago.
Zauzzie
It's the plural of Muslim actually.
Falador
It's really not buddy.
DavidBrooker
Moslem is singular. Moslems is plural. Its an alternative spelling, although primarily historic. "Muslim" became more common in the 40s.
guntbagmunkball
I upvoted because you're joking...right?
twozerooz
It isnt at all, actually.
Zauzzie
Google it, it's not used anymore. Was used by the British before the 1940s I believe.
twozerooz
Yes, and was never used as a plural for Muslim.
CanadiansWilllRule
You're objectively incorrect
Hkafodays
Nope. The plural is Muslims. "Moslem" is an outdated spelling often used by anti-Islamists.
nightshonor
Mohammedian*
ExoNorman
"Anti-Islamists".
ImGettingMines
Lol good catch anti-Islam is a better way to describe it
DavidBrooker
An Islamist comprised of anti-matter, I believe.
existentialstew
It's really not.
existentialstew
Muesli
whaleblood
I think you mean mooselim
thattheologyguy
Joe goes?
QuotablePoots
Mooseslum
DrJohnDorianMD
Gold. Just gold.
Shroomslapz
IAmTheBadW01f
Meeselim?
bit01
nolittleplans
I fucking died man, I laughed so hard
Thayneframe
That's only when speaking Canadian, eh?
KnucleheadFlow
Holy shit I'm not the only one that's noticed!
Crawmak
I'm guessing it makes more sense in Arabic.
allthenamesrused
Nope. He's either attempting a joke or just wrong. Muslimeen or muslimoon depending on case. But in English it's Muslims.
mmurrbles
It's correct but an out of use older spelling.
twozerooz
It was never a plural of muslim.
jbryce1994
Or Musliman
Wattlebattle
Or missile man ;)
LiveLongAndMuddleThrough
That's the dual.