Lotusvibes
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He's a runner
For those asking for pictures of Scoots: http://imgur.com/a/kSDcb
Mar 10, 2017 11:37 PM
Lotusvibes
399639
12447
175
He's a runner
For those asking for pictures of Scoots: http://imgur.com/a/kSDcb
MikeTheRipper12
I have an abnormally large Mini-Schnozer. They're great dogs, if just a bit borky.
Deanscream
This where cars live, getchoo one!
ManicDepressiveMuffin
Belongs to an imgurian?
atonymofgentlemen
"I'm not actually a Scooter btw" - Scooter
Tater4049
I hope there's a little more information on the other side. Get Scooter a chip.
imjustheretobitchaboutpeople
Always helpful even with a chip-that way ppl dont have to take him to a vet. My local pound got in trouble for putting dogs down without 1/2
imjustheretobitchaboutpeople
2/2 even checking for microchips. A friend had been looking for her hers for months and found out they killed it, didnt check for chip.
imjustheretobitchaboutpeople
(Also for note, in my state it's a legal requirement to microchip your pets! Yay!)
FirebirdNC
That made me laugh so hard in the office this morning, thanks for getting me busted :).
Brutey
Looks like he needs to catch a ride.
kcript
Your dog: CAN I CATCH A RIIIIIDE home pls?
InhumanBanana
Reminds me of scooter from Borderlands
ikindafail
I literally just beat the final boss of BL1 before opening Imgur... It's a sign.
Bfizzle
CATCH A RIIIIIIDE!
Saddlecreekdude
A pimentaco in the glove box
finstad4
Scooter says dont walk, drive! My daddy always said wheels were better than heels. Uh, he was paralyzed, though. Anyway, don't walk, drive!
Fighterman
Girls say Scooter is the fastest ride on Pandora! Haha, aww, I just insulted myself, didn't I?
bardock
i's named after my sister
EconomyWarf
May god rest that glorious bustard's soul.
CanadianDegen
I was wondering if it was some sort of reference that I missed
Bfizzle
CATCH A RIIIIIIDE!
brettiferrr
"Id say you and blood got an extra-special relationship. Like cousins takin a bath together!"
Jbizzatron
My Dog is scooter too! Nickname suggestions: scoot, scoot poot, poot, pooter, scruber mcgruber.
JonSnowy
My dog is named Scooter as well, I call him Scoots
Jbizzatron
It's a very versatile name
captainlegzz
My cat's name is Scooter! My go to nickname is Scoots, but it's devolved into Stoot, Toot, Tood, Stweet.
vanillamilfshake
Good morning pooter, you're looking dapper.
klar971
Scooty Puff Jr.
Mandalor
Scooter scoots
Groose
Hey my names scooter, why dont you catch a riiiiiiiiiiide?
AlexD
Hi my name is Scooter. My nose says I'm almost home cause I shit in your yard every day.
anythinganything
Ha ha ha funny because of profanity
ChaoticAtmosphere
Scooter. How appropriate.
Alpacalypsenow
I had a dog named scooter because when she was a puppy she would lay on her belly and pull herself around by her front paws. She scooted.
allotherusernamestaken89
Scooter?! I hardly know her!
UncleB0b
It's short for Scooter Pie.
Aximilli
I hate scooter pie
UncleB0b
DennisMil
My dogs name is Scooter +1
Zultharr
My scooter's name is Dog! +1
mdr4118
I work with a buddy name scooter.... he's 48, divorced, drinks a metric shit-ton, and says things like..."I'm lost as fuuuuuuuck" When drunk
mons1292
Catch me outsiiiiiide
Lionbeard13
Basic as fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck (No relation to scooter, hes adorable and seems awesome)
UnbrokenWhite
MY DOG IS ALSO NAMED SCOOTER OMG THE BORDERLANDS JOKES
LucifersSonSATAN
I need this for my pup
JstAnothrLurkr
And you're expanding the vocabulary of any young children in the neighborhood whom may or may not try to pet a lost pup
JessieJanson
@OP I hope there is an address or phone number on that tag. Otherwise the tag is mostly just formally informing them of the dogs status 1/2
JessieJanson
with no possibility for resolution. 2/2
UmbralEntity
This is about ME, not your stupid tag! - Scooter
powersimm
What if a child finds him?
SederHishtalshelus
Good god
IcyLucario
Then his innocence will be lost forever! A single drop of ink on white flower forever tainting it!
-_- Oh noo
powersimm
I mean because it's naughty language... Won't somebody please think of the children?!!
BurntRamen
They'll catch a ride?
herro2u
My dog's would say, "Hi, my name is Cooper. I smelled whatever you spilled on your shirt. I know exactly where I am."
ermahgerdTERM
Rebel, and a stunner
schottland
More pics of scooter plz
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cbjfan
Don't know why you were downvoted, the tag clearly has 4 u's to the comment's 3
18NakedCowboysInTheShowersAtRamRanch
I got you covered
UhOhChucksHere
Glorious
ImmaNeedBoutTreeFiddy
SCOOTER! SCOOTER! SCOOTER! SCOOTER! SCOOTER! SCOOTER! SCOOTER! SCOOTER! SCOOTER! SCOOTER! SCOOTER! SCOOTER! SCOOTER! SCOOTER! SCOOTER!
PerfectSpawn
Can't...We lost him.
TrustMeIamYourLastHope
i love this name ! *scoooooooter. go fetch*
ButterflyHeimlich
Dad?
usernamepolice
@Op come on dude where they at? Ur slackin
yupitsmealright
http://statici.behindthevoiceactors.com/behindthevoiceactors/_img/chars/scooter-borderlands-2-83.8.jpg
WeFoundSomethingBeneathTheIce
Needs to catch a riiiiiiiide.
ProxyPlayerHD
Luckyanomaly
Yes
osamabinbuddha
Harder, faster, SCOOTER!
SleepyBear629
You just gave me the wildest ride back to my childhood! +1
jo3v
SCOOOTEEER ARREE YOU REEEEAAAADDDYY!!!
ShinyMatador
I am the Horseman!
ILikeRespondingWithWillSmithGifs
Someone put in Scooter from HIMYM please.
justacap
CaptainTrips1980
Or the muppets
shuttlecockinakumquat
I love how modern vernacular makes Skeeter a fucking awful name.
xpxaxbxlxox
Catch a riiiiiiddeeee
whodiswhodat
Cash me ousside, how bow dah
Bamahut420
Now with 47% more than 26% less deaths annually!
TheMightyAceric
That is down from last year, hold your applause!
SurelyNotHitler
Oh man... This is one of them moments..... CATCH A RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDE!
DigitalMau
*poof*
herph
There you are.
Cyime
ThomBombadin
Yes! Where the cars live!
zombiepiraterawr
Sounds like you and blood got an extra- special relationship, like cousins taking a bath together! Haha... Oh.
ZackBonno
If you find any nudie magazines, be sure to grab em for me. Never hurts to have a fallback
Fluffycorn
*sniff*
darkhex
Ladies always say that scooter is the fastest ride on Pandora CATCH A RI-oh I just realized i done insulted myself.
Carnwennan
Sweet transformable pantaloons, is that LILY?
SonsOfMoog
On the Osaka Aquabus
DickMercenary
Catch a familial reconciliatiooooooooon!
CaptRandom1290
Git you some!
tzen003
Now I'm sad. :(
zombiepiraterawr
Roland said we're gonna need an exit strategery
RepresentativeOfNorway
See ya space cowboy...
Radioactivelaughs
All the girls say Scooter's the fastest ride in town! Ooooooh... I just insulted myself...
TotemicFroggy
Head for the other side...
ProfessorCastle
I see in not the only one who downloaded borderlands free with gold this month
CrystalMethamphetameme
Authorized user accepted. Enjoy the ride and there's a Pimento Taco--a Pimentaco--in the glove box.
BadamWarlock
I wanna take you for a ride!
patman210
https://media.giphy.com/media/oWWlK3mEJXNdu/source.gif
neonoptic
THIS IS WHERE THA CARS LIVE! GITCHU ONE! TELL EM TO CATCH A RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDE FROM THA SCOOTER MAN!
BenjimanStickyLiquid
Sauce?
LongCommentChainAppreciator
Borderlands 2, Scooter the Southern Hillbilly that does magic with cars
RawketLawncher
Ahh the southern hillbillies. Not to be confused with the northern hillbillies located around more populated areas in the northern north
Blewmeister
The borderlands series. They're games that are definitely worth playing.
smudgymc
I've just started playing that game... looove it!
ghostanom
console or pc?
smudgymc
Ps4
SurelyNotHitler
IRRELEVANT!!!! Borderlands kicks ass on every platform.
ghostanom
just curious because if they played on pc (steam) I would have offered to play with them.
iamamitten
which one?
smudgymc
I got the handsome collection, currently playing #2
iamamitten
I'm slowly working through 1 again, in between leveling and gear farming in 2.
m053486
Which character did you go with?
smudgymc
I started with commando to play with my brother and get used to things and now I'm paying with siren for solo.
Aur0ra18
Tales From the Boderlands is the only game to make me tear up a bit.
PumpUpMyClam
Galhaar
Have you played any other telltale game? Most of them have you wailing like a bitch
TheMinstrelKnight
The Wolf Amoung Us made me annoyed- but then I realized that Bigby really is kinda like Jackie Chan, if he wants no trouble DON'T FIGHT HIM!
ThatsWhatSheepSaid
What about address and phone number :(
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TobyFromHumanResources
Required by law in the UK.
FrankTheCube
You assume they want him back.
TheZade
On the back, hopefully....
Coolerthanhan
Wait... why do want his address? You're trying to steal Scooter. Dang... dirty dog thief.
arsalyaseen24
ok I want steal any of them from my last 18 July day in my company plz save it yar OP
Idonthavealottosay
Lost as fuuuck forever
mdr4118
While reading, the frowny face at the end creeped me out for a second, then your name made me think you've herd....that one before.
Lotusvibes
Yup, on the back
vincentlaguardiagambini
+1 I hope you're Canadian for obvious reasons, if they're not obvious, let me know.
Treblaine
Probably was the right idea not to post that side - unobscured - on the internets.
kissmyassets
No nope he is just lost as fuuuck forever.
yuyufan43
FOR-E-VUUR. FOOOOR-EEEE-VRRRRRR
TinySupreme
You missed a "u". It's important.
Bonesy84
We don't believe you, you had better post a picture
thatguy1943
Pics or it didn't happen?
Lotusvibes
http://imgur.com/jZF36zo
vikinglovechild
How are they supposed to contact you with just that red line?
PrinceMaggot
You want them to post an address and phone number on the internet? Are you new or trolling?
caramelballoffur
Put a line on top of it with ms paint or the built in photo editor in smartphones even some shitty drawing app you can get in any app store
BigDumbFaggot
Jesus fuck, nigga you callin other people new but you can't detect blatant sarcasm? The fuck outta here with your dumbass.
APictureOfAWallFromMyNeighboursRecentlyBuiltGarageADay
PrinceMaggot
"or trolling?" Yeah dude, I didn't mean to bother you so God damn severely, I really hope you make it through this one.
thegreatkumquatmassacre
mountainofpuppies
a tip mate, only have the number, someone can steal him easier just calling his name.
idonthaveanyideawhatthehelliamtalkingabout
well, that same someone has the dog if he is reading the tag.
mountainofpuppies
It makes the dog more compliant while in their hands,
Jezebella
Why would someone steal a dog? There are five million of them at the pound. Just go adopt one.
TomeBagel
Oh my sweet summer child!
nahallacman
Some people (drug addicts usually) walk around with a leash, and just take dogs they find. They then sell them.
yuyufan43
Yeesh. As a dog walker, I've returned about 15 missing dogs to their owners. Some had rewards I turned down. I don't get dog thieves. :(
heythatsmymiata
In New Orleans, they steal to sell.
Morpheous
Adopting is secured by a background check and ot costs money. Stealing is free and anyone, even abusers, can do it
ravenlunartech
Sadly, pets get stolen by dog - fighting rings.
BrightStarEm
Omg. Yet another reason im worried ro adopt a pit mix. I would be so sad if someone targeted them and hurt them.
nahallacman
Not just this, I have met a woman who walks around with a leash looking for dogs. She then flips them for drugs.
imjustheretobitchaboutpeople
Also, sometimes people will try and sell off purebreeds