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Jan 12, 2014 9:34 AM
LordTyranius
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imponaut
I am weeping and cackling, I think I may have woken my children. I regret that I have but one upvote to give.
littlespacebased
I want so badly to be his apprentice
IfIWant2HearFromYouIdShoveMyArmUpYoAssNWorkYourMouthLikeAPuppet
PyroGuy007
Lost it at the woman stuffer.
ThePoliceofficer
"Part human, part cheeto"
blaaarb
They say that fairly often on 4chan
jorb
His description of that guy made that my favourite one.
mustconsistoflettersandnumbersonly
Bu-cake-y. Hm.
SgtPeppersLHCB
Fuckin lost it at partly cheeto
Stopwritingthatdown
The stuffer is stepping it up a bit: The Confession Stuffer. That's when he really gets off.
sinskittles
This is fucking awesome; that OP is fucking awesome and the place they work at us fuckin awesome and the owner is totally fucking awesome.
NightRush
Not the customers though, they're fucking cake.
LolaBelle
Thanks. Now I'm crying harder than I was before! (from laughing)
IseeallofthesepeoplewithlongusernamesandIdecidedtotryitout
"Thup"
PunchViolenceInTheFace
"Immaculate ejaculate"
Hoarderofsecrets
I was hoping this was top comment
TheGuyFour
"I've never been more sure about anything in my life."
dsmds72e
That's my favourite part. It's like Bukowski came back from the dead to write one last crazy conversation.
ninjasheep911
I think I just found my calling.
ToShayne377
you're really quite happier that way.
HotType
I don't think this is true, but I don't bloosy care. This is fabulous. I mean, it's like trash-fab, but still fab.
TheFlavoIsRudimentary
I never knew I needed this, and now I need more!
PeePeeFrictionPleasure
I don't live in the US but I still do believe some, if not all, of the shit like this can happen.
xxFLYBOYxx
I think this might be the funniest thing I have read on here in a long while. Internet points for you!
AceOfShovels
I signed in on my turd of a phone just to favorite this.
kungfuman
I have a swollen runny nose and it hurt like heck because I was laughing so much.
magneticgumby
Yeah I feel like this could be a quality TV show on late night. Laughed start to finish.
butcakes
SO GOOD!! Really wish there were pictures of these fucking cakes.
bumpo86
That would've been glorious
jmeasley95
I Googled goatse. First thing that came up was a cake
TedCunterblast
I want to see these cakes but at the same time... I really don't.
redheadvixenss
You aren't the only one. I feel the same conflicted feels.
Caliburn
It's like a train wreck, you don't want to watch but you can't help it.
cookiemcjingles
As a former cake decorator, I can confirm that these people exist.
IsuckAsthis
For some reason I want pictures of all these cakes ...
RadioactiveKitten
I actually really wanna see.
PettyThiefLout
I worked at Ben & Jerry's for 5 years, and in that time made 2 penis cakes and a vagina cake.
sanguinecupcake
I'm surprised that in 5 years, you only made that few.
TheCrusher1000
It's so much funnier when you imagine the Erotic Bakery Guy is Peeta Mellark
TheGiraffeOfDoom
"Let's get this demented show on the road!" Hahahaha
sheanar
Cricky, get the bags!
TheJerkNessMonster
Izzy's crying again.
Darkyl
:(
mygoalinlifeistofinishaneraser
bae caught me icing
DarkMatt
still baked it doe.
raviool
most believable greentexts ever.
JudgeVegas
Apart from being on 4chan and not knowing what goatse is.
mmmmbacon22
I wish there were pictures of all these cakes
Dekker3D
Pix or it didn't happen. And oh god yes, I want to see some of these! That is.. before they were used as ridiculous sex toys.
interestingnonetheless
Oh god yes.
intooblv
Honestly, 375 sounds pretty reasonable.
TheOriginalPiehole
The 4chan OP seems to be from Europe, meaning the cake would have been approx. $515 (EUR to USD) or approx. $630 (GBP to USD).
themanwhoisalternatelyrudeandpolite
I'm guessing pounds?
RoboLuddite
I reckon you're right. That makes a lot more sense. I don't want to think what the epic one would have cost...
WeAreAllStoriesInTheEnd
'cream and jam' Guy wanted jam. So he could fuck his cake. So it looked like cum and blood. o.O
doitupgirl
wow... holy... wow. gross.
thepuppet
Oh god, thanks for giving me that beautiful imagery.
ifinallyhadtocomment
Yeah. The jam part got to me, too...
NightRush
A Santorum fan of course.
Goku2012
+1 for providing link. I knew what it was, but others need to be made aware.
NightRush
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=santorum
loveallthepeople
b-e-a-utiful
shadowex3
He works in a porncake shop and hasn't heard of goatse?!
Yoshiru
There's a first-time for everyone.
BigEhJay
He has now. ;)
imnotthatguyiguess
or you just act dumb so the guy has to feel all awkward explaining it, because that's funnier
skittleyphallus
Uses 4chan and hasn't?!? nope. noepnopenope.
FisterMantastic
Thinking about the amount of members and lurkers that googled goatse and were subsequently horrified has me grinning really hard.
sheanar
I actually know someone who can -do- goatse, though thankfully i haven't seen a live demo yet.
TheNotSoHighKingOfSkyrim
Haha porncake…
trevasaurusrex
I think the description was so amazing "...it's like... This guy, and his hands are pulling apart an ungodly dimension within all of us."
elcabritoindigo
And now I have a response to an irl person asking me what goatse is.
LittleBitOdd
It's an interesting challenge to make goatse baked goods. I made a goatse cakepop http://imgur.com/nV1Ae
jimstewarty2j
Really surprised that image hasn't been pulled.
Atharaenea
I can't believe you've done this.
LittleBitOdd
Well someone had to
SexyHobbitses
The internet is such a wonderful place.
iateadragonfly
This is not what your talent should be used for. -throws up in corner-
LittleBitOdd
I make non-pornographic cakes too. Although I did make goatse jam tarts a while ago...
iateadragonfly
In retrospect, my comment sounds more judge-y than funny, which was the opposite of what I intended. Forgive my lack of talent. <3
ShowMeYourGarden
I don't know what that is but I am scared to google it.
nickg131
Yah don't. It's not just a guy spreading his but open...he's got like...4 fingers from each hand INSIDE his ass, and it's like 5inches wide
seandamnit
just do it. yolo.
hamsterking5
dont do it... just dont.
Goku2012
DON'T DO IT. SAVE YOURSELF. JUST TURN OFF YOUR COMPUTER AND WALK AWAY AND FORGET ABOUT IT FOREVER.
Blitzbandit21
It's from what i know when a guy takes both hands, places them on either side of his asshole, and then pulls away from it.
Heisenbeer
It's just a picture of a cute little goat.
Peanutmm
You sir, are the devil himself
anatheiguana
I had to google it. Don't.
Ninjabreadgirl
i did. its gross.
ashmenon
It's a slang way of referring to goat.se, a Spanish comic website about a goat that gets into...somewhat inappropriate situations.
3Froggy5
Thank you I won't google it now... Thanks!!
shadowex3
you're really quite happier that way.
TheJerkNessMonster
There isn't an ANON alive who hasn't heard of goatse.
therewasnocaneincitizenkane
This is actually what confuses me more, yes!
LurkersGottaLurk
Anon doesn't know what suffering he has caused and what joy I have been given
PrettyflyforaJedi
*googles goatse*
leaflock
http://nooooooooooooooo.com/
sirwolfyy
Had to google. Settled for urban dictionary. Thank god for urban dictionary. I'll be happy to never see that in my life.
drinkerofbleach
*Dies*
WooeeooIlookjustlikebuddyholly
I saw a cake version so I could stop the research soon enough :p
icantdowittynames
Would you be able to describe it? I dont want to google goatse cause I have parents around but I'm so curious.
icantdowittynames
Forget the last comment. I googled it. Realized that there is such a thing called too much curiosity.