bloodomen
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I do believe this was spotted and predicted. High high risk of Cerebrovascular accident. Orange baby wont like to diet.
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.bbc.com/news/articles/c1jw1pdyp0jo.amp
CrisprCAS
ohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohplease
vmos
for all those celebrating, "chronic" doesn't necessarily mean "terminal", it just means it won't go away
JarJarDrinks
"Easily treated by having sex with underage girls", next Whitehouse release.
sadurdaynight
You gotta wonder what melania does to keep trump satisfied. Doubt she sleeps with him. At his age his sex drive would have dried up, but viagra and testosterone therapy can keep a guy going. Figure she has an escort service on speed dial.
cgt9803
Insufficiency of veins, but a massive surplus of vanity.
blackmetalcoyote
mediumrarechickenstrips
SecretAgentSuperBooger
theInfinitelyProlonged
6'3" 215 lbs
mcbotulism
My money's still on the ol' Elvis Special. Sittin' on the toilet, straining to drop a huge deuce, and - kaboom - gargantuan heart attack.
AR33
He's had a vain condition for years
CorgiInALilBlackDress
Medal for your pun >[((*))]< loved it
casualgenderquestion2718
scanners reporting it’s a banger, sir
SecretAgentSuperBooger
If only that was terminal, he wouldn't have survived the 80's.
pleaseuseotherdoor
It appears to be both genetic and delusional.
FarceMajeure
I work at an old folks home, and I know one of the signs of death approaching is a mottling of the skin around the hands and feet. But I'm mostly drawing connections out of wishful thinking, but most of the other signs could be mitigated by all the presidential grade amphetamines he's on.
Eyeetsass
He has congestive heart failure. He thinks he can beat it. He can’t. No one can. I give him a year based on my father’s ankles before he died.
McFrazzlestache
Passing everything but away.
giraffinator
I tell ya it's the best vein condition to get, it's tremendous, you'd be lucky to have it
GeorgeCostabaplaps
Upgrade that condition please
turbodog
Is a side effect of this malady "bursts into flames spontaneously?" Please tell me he might burst into flames spontaneously.
MapleSyrupMafia
According to WebMD, it is!
RetrogradeLlama
And the real story is that his heart is slowing down. Fluid is building up. But they won’t admit to that - we’ll just get BS from some lying MAGAtt doctor.
InsertTabA
Vengeraxe
Remember when he stated that his Doctor said his health was great! Never better! That he was the healthyest guy around! ? Peppereidge Farm remembers.
todayok
Amazing that he suddenly has a "chronic" vein problem after all those glowing medicals from his favorite doctor that he released and bragged about.
ToSisPoS
Wake me when it is an obituary.
secularink
A man in Moscow goes to a newspaper stand every day, buys a newspaper, glances at the front cover, curses, and throws it away.
After a few weeks of this the newspaper worker asks what's going on: "Why do you always look at the cover but never inside?"
"I'm looking for an obituary."
"An obituary? But those are in the back!"
"Oh, the obituary I'm looking for will be on the front page."
MapleSyrupMafia
No need to, you'll hear the fireworks!
quade
immortalbucket
Ultimately will perish from right sided heart failure.
theInfinitelyProlonged
Question: Is it terminal?
LeMegachonk
Everything is terminal if you give it long enough.
theInfinitelyProlonged
cameloDancer
https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1cjlkY3B2MjRwdm5tMG5jYmcwdWxicm9zejl1MHozYWtkMDZ4eDc4cSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/3oz8xZMZox78ZbWbFC/200w.webp
DelphicSylloge11
but his ear grew back??
3rdoption
He has the best vein condition. The best people are saying they've never seen such a great vein condition.
sadurdaynight
"the veins have been taking advantage of us for a long time, very long time. Some people don't know this. That's why i passed a new EO to ban veins. Get rid of them. After signing it, a doctor come up to me, tears in his eyes, said 'thank you mr president trump! You are a genius! Very bigly! We never could have thought up a,solution to this problem on our own!' You gotta be tough with those iveinians. We already bombed them once. We'll do it again!"
Vengeraxe
His Veins are HUGE! The Doctor has never seen any as Large or as Strong as His! He has Bigly Veins!
fformulaa
Still waiting for that dead condition
NothingPrince
No he needs to pay fir his crimes
Ruderali
Be the change you want to see in the world.
jayman0123
Come on McDonald's do your thing already...
billymaditsdone
https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1NWUxYnl1N2I5cTJiaHhrZ2d5cXplYWY0MnhjcGttbWZ5YXVqcnQ5aSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/tEyA84TxTE7Bu/200w.webp
CorgiInALilBlackDress
He'll see JC for a minute before the rollercoaster to his final destination takes a long, long way down under Satan's shitter.
LollipopKid
The real thing about Trump is not that he is a despicable human being, he is that for sure but what he's shown up is half your neighbours, family and friends are also despicable beings.
NotAPervert
Gonna comment this every time but: save $10 a month for the party. You’ll be happy you did. Happens next month? Shitty bottle of tequila, or buy a nice steak to cook at home or something. Happens a year from now? Best party ever if all your friends saved $10 a month too.
Fishy820
karlfrack
I have a bottle of '66 Dom ready to celibrate the end of the orange underwear stain.
iguessihaveto
I have flamingo pink lipstick and a neon polkoadotted swing dress and I'm gonna dance in the streets.
SecretAgentSuperBooger
AeonQuasars
I just hope his grave will made public as they might as well just save them the trouble and make a public bathroom above it.
SecretAgentSuperBooger
andwings2go
I hope someone has been working on a “reaper claw machine” meme gif that’s just epic confetti and dance party music
bourbonandbaddecisions
Please?
RElGNMAN
ninjafartball
I would've hoped for not so natural causes, but this will work.
bambulina
Right there with you, but at this point... Any port in a storm.
DoctorEleven
I'd like to see a successful repeat of something that happened before. And I want it to be so bad that it has to be a closed casket
ninjafartball
Have you seen the conspiracy theory about that? There's a video!
blaghart
That awkward moment when the president of the US dies before Mitch McConnell
OhIfIMust
Stalin-style.
ExTechOp
I would also be happy with Salazar-style.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ant%C3%B3nio_de_Oliveira_Salazar
OhIfIMust
Huh, I did not know how Salazar went.
Ryuseki27
Gonna throw the largest party earth has ever seen when this finally happens
Iblamemyparentstoo
Is this what the trump administration has come to explaining the makeup trump uses to cover up his liver spots and his obvious cognitive heart failure?!
BisquiteenTrisket
Jesus thats some CHF
Iblamemyparentstoo
Has he never heard of compassion socks? Or is he wearing comprehension socks now and it's still that bad?
androgenoide
Cognitive heart failure was long ago. The congestive kind might be newish.
Iblamemyparentstoo
God Damn. Fucking Spell Check!!!
Fendeezy
To be honest, I have mixed feelings about this, cause I'm worried what will happen when vance takes his place.
UseYourVoice
Nobody's going to pay any heed to a Trump stooge who loves couches.
ImHereToGetDownvotes
Most likely, MAGA crumbles. Vance doesn't control the cult, Trump does. When the cult leader dies, there will be a mad dash to be the replacement and the whole thing will splinter as they compete for the cult leadership. You'll have your hardcore, "We want Trump" and the "Well, Trump did go too far sometimes" people follow different people. Likewise, the Republicans who are pathetically scared of Trump may suddenly find their spines as Trump can't sic the base on them.
sleepinggreenidea
The biggest upside I can see is that vulnerable members of Congress won't be intimidated by him like they are by Trump.
DWolf
Vance doesn't have the ability to rally the MAGA crowd, and with no true heir apparent, there will be fights for power.
The tech bros are calling the shots, but who's going to ill the void?
MapleSyrupMafia
Yeah, Vance can't lead and no one likes him... The klan will fight and they won't be able to get anything done, so there's that.
DWolf
They all feel they're the chosen one.
kimbozo
I hope he has the most painful and embarrassing death imaginable
Schoonbot
I hope it's on camera, preferably in a meme worthy way. So we can disrespect him for eternity
TheSmellOfWineAndCheapPerfume
I got in trouble on Reddit for saying I wanted him to faceplant mid sentence during a live interview on the desk and his last moments be realizing the world saw him piss and shit himself in the Oval Office on life tv before croaking
Vengeraxe
I hope its on Live camera while at the Podium, taking one too many questions and trying to invent a Lie. And he Shits himself.
MapleSyrupMafia
Qanon and MAGA will make a conspiracy theory out of it anyway... so the sooner the better.
TheDogEnd
to death.
kimbozo
Omg this is exactly what i had in mind! I literally just told my partner that earlier today, like violently shitting himself to death and just collapsing and sobbing, ah man, nice, glad we're on the same page
dirtmarker
Congenital heart disease is my diagnosis. I hope it's painful. And no fucking way this wasn't noticed in April.
beegobuzz
Since he refuses to give up salt, the edema is just gonna explode further.
GaryRandolph
Can't be heart. He doesn't have one.
LanceCharisma
Dude is 79. It's not going to be congenital. Honestly it's probably just venous insufficiency, which is almost inevitable to some degree at that age.
MrStealUrMeme
Yeah, my dad is 79 and all he has to do is bump into something slightly and it leaves a bruise. Heck if he scrapes his skin on something slightly he gets a big cut from it. No real medical condition, just part of old age. As much as I would hope its something serious for dump, it's probably just typical old age body stuff
Humputse
They probably meant congestive heart failure, which could also explain the problem with venous circulation.
dirtmarker
Exactly. Im an idiot and got my cons mixed up.
DVSBSTrD
No fucking way it wasn't noticed before 2016.
joot
I don't think it's "congenital", or we would have noticed sooner. Perhaps you meant "congestive"?
Onetonmanwithaspoon
3-4 months is plenty of time for that type of issue to go from unnoticeable to "what the fuck is that". Happened with me
mjperk
He has the best healthcare in the world and gets examined regularly. No way they didn't know about this earlier.
SterlingArcherSecretAgent
They have always lied about his health being better than it is, why should this time be any different?
xj4low
Presidential medical things don't go unnoticed. They have someone on staff checking on him weekly if not daily.
dirtmarker
You think he was in "excellent health" in April and now his legs look like that? I have bad kidneys. I deal with edema. I feel confident we weren't told the truth.
comacomacomacomachameleon
6'3, 225
dirtmarker
Onetonmanwithaspoon
I mean it doesn't matter what his health was it's still a good amount of time for swelling to build up.
mrthewhitee
You can be in shit health and not have swelling in your legs.
dirtmarker
My point exactly. April was a lie. I still hope it's painful.
WarlockSniper
The more pain he is in, the better.
May his soul find rest from the pain.
The sooner, the fucking better.
Then, straight to hell it is.
bloodomen
This is a chronic condition,and didnt pop up over night
Etherealvalentine
Every old person I know has legs like this and hands like these. Is this genuinely some sort of health tell-tale?
Plifplafpluff
Yum. Chicken thigh skin. Lol
DVSBSTrD
HA! Look at how high his inner soles are. His heels are barely in his shoes.
rotinaj
He wears lifts, it’s part of why he leans forward so oddly
DVSBSTrD
Ah, that's what they're called.
roboirishrumpelstiltskin
Congenital means born with it, FYI.
dirtmarker
Yes. I got my "cons" mixed up.
insaaanity
Huh. I thought this included diseases that one is born with but which may present at any time during one's life. TIL. (English isn't my native language, but still).
Also that congenial and congenital are two completely different words.
LanceCharisma
Which makes it super weird to diagnose someone with it at 79
MapleSyrupMafia
But... he has the bestest health!! Surely his doctor wouldn't lie.
roboirishrumpelstiltskin
Yes
chefsoda
It’s likely CVI. My father had it, as do about 10% of seniors. It’s not as exciting as many are hoping. We do know Trump has a heart condition from his 2017 physical, though he denies it for some reason, even after his medication for it was made public.
Feralkyn
I'd agree except they are hiding bruising on the *back* of his hand and blaming handshakes.
Back-of-the-hand bruising is common when you've had to have an IV inserted there. I don't think there's any point speculating and it probably won't amount to anything, BUT they're very likely lying about that, at least.
MouseKeyboard
"Some reason" being that he's a compulsive liar and incredibly insecure about everything
Plifplafpluff
He needs vitamins and to let nature take its course /s Actually maybe that would be for the best. Maybe we need to keep up the Epstein narrative so he needs a bondulance
karlfrack
6' 3" 215lbs and in better condition than a pro athlete he says and pays a "Doctor" to say and it's gotta be fact.
HEARTS0FSPACE
Trump doesn't need a reason to lie.
nighoki
Yeah. This doesn’t sound half as serious as people are making it sound.
sadurdaynight
They're throwing spaghetti at the wall to see what will get epstein out of the headlines so they can go back to controlling the narrative with the "chase the cheese!" drama they roll out. They were hoping tariffs would do it. They hate it when folks fixate on one thing, bc then folls dig, ask questions and want answers and accountability. Trump administration want a new drama every day so folls don't have time to pursue something. Just be victims of news spew.
bloodomen
My thoughts exactly heading towards a ischemic stroke . Longs flights are a no no , definitely Diet change but Orange baby will not like that and probably ignore the Doctors "Fake Diagnosis " advice. Lets hope
M4UsedRollout
“Diet change? I already switched to Diet Coke. No I’m not giving up burnt steak. I’m in perfect health. You’re fake news. Get this guy out of here!”
chewballs
I wonder who his doctor is and hope they are some incompetent fringe loony like the rest of his people
chefsoda
It used to be Ronny 'Pill Man' Jackson, and this last annual exam Trump obviously edited himself. He wrote in values that likely sounded good to his senility.
charhan
Dr. Ronny Jackson reported Trump has the penis of a man in his nineties. The veins running the length of his shaft are varicose veins. Urologist agree it’s a very painful condition with no cure except amputation. Thoughts and prayers. MAGA
skincancerisfun
Someone get the number of Michael Jacksons doctor and pass it on!
agentmcgee
He's due to fly out to the UK sometime soon. Here's hoping he has a lovely blood clot right over the middle of the Atlantic.
Fallatus
If he arrives dead it will be the first time his arrival will be celebrated.
chefsoda
People in London are already hanging pictures of Trump with Epstein all around the US Embassy 🤣🤣
TheMershedPerderder
Bless them!
RyvaTheRenamon
I'd settle for a Sidewinder
MapleSyrupMafia
Air Force: We shot down another Chinese spy balloon, nothing to see here!!!
chefsoda
Zing
teacupsquid
I'm sure there's a well-equipped medical team on board.
TheSmellOfWineAndCheapPerfume
Unfortunately
agentmcgee
Let's hope not