Dec 17, 2020 4:33 AM
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wooliebooger
parabolic000
Man, Hermit Crabs are the fucking cutest little bebehs out there. Shout out to their massive coconut crab brethren (please don't eat me)
mathiususususss
These cuties deserve more love. One of the most beloved pets I had was a big hermit crab named Tulio. He lived forever. I miss him very much
TheGreyReality
can't park here sir. "oh ok sorry mate."
jelladelta
If he was on brand, he'd be sporting a tuna can home.
natachan
I love hermit crabs! They're so cute!
OutrageousHemmorhoid
I found one once, kept it for a while. Gave him a bigger shell & saw his weird squishy abdomen when he moved in to it. Let him go again.
Betterbecauseofthem
What! What is it now? In trying to sleep!
PURRFECTION1
I must go, my people need me.
hnngh
Hey buddy, you can't sleep here...
jatene
Leave him alone.
JasonDoodle
so cute.
ProppaGanda
Did you know, if you raise this shell to your ear you can hear the sound of being attacked by a crab?
THUNDERSTORE
tyner156
Crab: Sigh, this asshole again...
iputmymouthonit
I want to raise some hermits
mrsdowneyjr
I got two before I realized how much they need. Most expensive pets I've ever had
Ooh really? Is it the terrarium or the food?
They need a big terrarium, lots of substrate, heaters, two pools with treated h2o lots of shells to chose from, the food is the least of it
So you're saying I should have a lot of money first...
I should have
MacallanNeat
I’ll volunteer to be one of your hermits. All I need is food, alcohol, and WiFi.
That's practically me already, so you're in!
4Astaroth
If there is wifi and food I'd like to volunteer too.
This is getting out of hand. Now there are two of them!
Oh you won't notice me. I'm a good hermit.
twintigpuppies
Why do we think these guys are cute, but spiders, cockroaches, scorpions are gross and scary?
atomicsockmonkey
These guys don't just show up in your home.
MishiMoshiSquishyToesies
It's the cute little eyes. I like spiders you can see the eyes on.
ImAnActionBirb
You wouldn’t have liked the one in my bathroom a couple of weeks ago. The size of a lime, jumped around, and stared at me. *shudders*
DrFunkinstein
Spiders and scorpions can be venomous and cockroaches are indicative of poor cleaning habits? I don’t think spiders and scorpions are gross.
KiwiGameDev
I don’t! I feel like I’m crazy cause everyone else is looking at this like “aww” and it radiates spider vibes to me
victoCorgiBaron
Even though you know crabs aren't poisonous?
jdasler
Spider vibe radiation is best avoided
Jumping spiders are cute. But these are cute because they're grumpy and do things us humans do, like wait for housing to become available -
- and ignore people knocking at our doors if we didn't know in advance that they were coming. People stuff.
wooliebooger
parabolic000
Man, Hermit Crabs are the fucking cutest little bebehs out there. Shout out to their massive coconut crab brethren (please don't eat me)
mathiususususss
These cuties deserve more love. One of the most beloved pets I had was a big hermit crab named Tulio. He lived forever. I miss him very much
TheGreyReality
can't park here sir. "oh ok sorry mate."
jelladelta
If he was on brand, he'd be sporting a tuna can home.
natachan
I love hermit crabs! They're so cute!
OutrageousHemmorhoid
I found one once, kept it for a while. Gave him a bigger shell & saw his weird squishy abdomen when he moved in to it. Let him go again.
Betterbecauseofthem
What! What is it now? In trying to sleep!
PURRFECTION1
I must go, my people need me.
hnngh
Hey buddy, you can't sleep here...
jatene
Leave him alone.
JasonDoodle
so cute.
ProppaGanda
Did you know, if you raise this shell to your ear you can hear the sound of being attacked by a crab?
THUNDERSTORE
tyner156
Crab: Sigh, this asshole again...
iputmymouthonit
I want to raise some hermits
mrsdowneyjr
I got two before I realized how much they need. Most expensive pets I've ever had
iputmymouthonit
Ooh really? Is it the terrarium or the food?
mrsdowneyjr
They need a big terrarium, lots of substrate, heaters, two pools with treated h2o lots of shells to chose from, the food is the least of it
iputmymouthonit
So you're saying I should have a lot of money first...
mrsdowneyjr
I should have
MacallanNeat
I’ll volunteer to be one of your hermits. All I need is food, alcohol, and WiFi.
iputmymouthonit
That's practically me already, so you're in!
4Astaroth
If there is wifi and food I'd like to volunteer too.
iputmymouthonit
This is getting out of hand. Now there are two of them!
4Astaroth
Oh you won't notice me. I'm a good hermit.
twintigpuppies
Why do we think these guys are cute, but spiders, cockroaches, scorpions are gross and scary?
atomicsockmonkey
These guys don't just show up in your home.
MishiMoshiSquishyToesies
It's the cute little eyes. I like spiders you can see the eyes on.
ImAnActionBirb
You wouldn’t have liked the one in my bathroom a couple of weeks ago. The size of a lime, jumped around, and stared at me. *shudders*
DrFunkinstein
Spiders and scorpions can be venomous and cockroaches are indicative of poor cleaning habits? I don’t think spiders and scorpions are gross.
KiwiGameDev
I don’t! I feel like I’m crazy cause everyone else is looking at this like “aww” and it radiates spider vibes to me
victoCorgiBaron
Even though you know crabs aren't poisonous?
jdasler
Spider vibe radiation is best avoided
parabolic000
Jumping spiders are cute. But these are cute because they're grumpy and do things us humans do, like wait for housing to become available -
parabolic000
- and ignore people knocking at our doors if we didn't know in advance that they were coming. People stuff.