It's a trap

Jan 26, 2018 9:14 AM

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LegendaryX31?! Now that's something to brag about.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

20/20..oh th days of technicolour vomit

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

mad dog and some vodka, guess he's planning to fight or break stuff.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

He's been legal for years; this is just who he is, thank you very much.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Really. Doing all that for mad dog?

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Genius

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

pro tip for anyone underaged trying to buy cigarettes/alcohol...the people behind the counter know about your fake ID/other dumb shit... >

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

< it's just more trouble to deny you shit then just let you through.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"No, mom! I was only wearing your clothes to buy liquor!" "I understand that, but why were you wearing the bra and panties!?"

8 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

bra to hold the padding and panties cause they make me feel sexy

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Why am I entirely unsurprised that this is in Scotland?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

MD of all the things

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Nice vomit juice you got there.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

A lot of effort for shit bottle of 20/20

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You can't buy class but you can buy MD.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

This kid ,you mean.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

This is so old I’m sure he can rent a car to go to the liquor store at this point.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh please. Sure he may appear similar but his voice will not sound aged, will have no sagging neck skin and perfect hands.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

" 'member when you used to dress up like your mom to buy us alcohol?" I'm gonna use that in some of my bits on stage

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Is that a hard on babe?"

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mad Dog 20/20... its called hat because of how pissed you will be in hindsight 20/20 while you live under a bridge and can only afford MD

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Who still drinks Mad Dog?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Junkie Juice. Classic.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Legendary 31???? O_o

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 2

Probably someone who got bored and abused the console. lol

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

Illusion is probably the easiest to level up quickly. Once you unlock the AOE calming spells, you can just spam it in a city center and 1/2

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

gain 10 levels every spell. I've done it before to gain skill points. 2/2

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

That was my reaction. Like, how many times did you spam Muffle or Invis to level illusion 3100 times?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Command : Player.advskill illusion 99999

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Here’s his dad.

8 years ago | Likes 141 Dislikes 6

His face was offcenter tho

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"How old are you?" "Old enough...to party."

8 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

IT DOESN'T EVEN HAVE A FIRST NAME IT JUST SAYS MCLOVIN!!

8 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

Pretty sure this is his dad out at the movies...

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hands down, my most favorite movie

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hope that dad finds out it's him before it's too late.

8 years ago | Likes 2131 Dislikes 13

Why do you think the kid started dressing up like this...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Just wait for the jumper cables

8 years ago | Likes 52 Dislikes 0

pretty sure there was a family guy episode about that somewhere

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

- dad, probably. Hopefully. Christ, better be.

8 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

Hope not.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Coz he might fuck him? Then he’d be father to his own brother? Good looking out

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Nobody's gonna post the Shaggy meme?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If dad doesn't notice, you may be adopted

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It was always too late.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You're extra right tonight Mary!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*tight

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dad knows, keeps going.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Ive seen that porno...

8 years ago | Likes 336 Dislikes 2

So has Ted Cruz

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 58 Dislikes 0

Damn this gif is giggity old

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

While parent/child is my speed, you hit the overdrive the other way

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

You got a link? So, uh...I know what not to click on?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You don't get to that porno without checking some strange boxes on the typical porn site...

8 years ago | Likes 118 Dislikes 0

Have you seen PH lately? Some weird shit on that nowadays...

8 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

Like what

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

What is with all the 'almost incest' videos, like literally 2/3 of the front page is mom this, dad that

8 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Right!! It's like "No thank you, I don't wanna see or hear you moaning daddy while some old dude fucks you!" Wish there was a filter.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

For real though, I’m glad other people notice that too.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

All that work for Mad Dog 20/20...smh

8 years ago | Likes 636 Dislikes 7

What is it?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

If you bother looking at the whole picture, you can see a bottle of vodka too.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Fuck up brian ya boring cunt.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Right?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Boones Farm was where it wad at.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And smirnoff.

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

Yeah that kid is gonna have a real bad time.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's not Mad Dog! It's Mogen David 20/20. GOOGLE THAT SHIZ.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 5

Yeah but everyone still calls it mad dog 20/20 for some reason, and it's just stuck

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's been mad dog my whole life. Mogen david can suck my banger.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You'd think that would be a red flag by itself

8 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 1

If a kid gives you a fake ID you know they are not working with the cops. Cops or churches running stings will show a legit ID when buying

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

If it’s a legit ID how the hell would the cashier be able to not fail that sting. I saw a “sting” and the minor just used her own ID. But >

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The bar tender just said “sorry hun, it your not 21”. maybe that’s what you meant by real ID?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yeah it is a state issue ID to that person. Some people look at ID but either don't do the math or don't pay attention

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fun fact: MD does not stand for mad dog

8 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 5

It’s called mad dog for all the stupid shit you’ll be doing later after drinking this craptastic concoction.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I just learned that recently from an Imgur post. Led me to Wikipedia’s entry on fortified wine. Now I want to try ‘Wreck the hoose juice”

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Ok, then, what does it stand for!?

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

my dick

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Mogen David

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Mo Drank

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

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Medical doctor

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

maddest dog

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Majestic Douchebag

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

One two types of people drink Mad Dog 20/20 - teenagers and the homeless.

8 years ago | Likes 188 Dislikes 2

Let's be real, those are the same people, but teens teens to have a support system.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Well... You also drink mad dog if your teeth itch.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I had a friend who liked to buy bottles of MD at the bar and down them in one go to start the night

8 years ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 3

I might be that friend.... As a broke college student me and MD and a complicated relationship. One go is the only way I could get it down

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I didn't even know bars sell that. I think I have only ever seen them at gas stations. But then again I never look for them

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

How was his funeral?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

..and now he's a homeless alcoholic.

8 years ago | Likes 60 Dislikes 0

Homeless teenage alcoholic

8 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 0

What kind of shit bar carries MD 20/20 at all, let alone serves whole bottles of it? I'm calling bullshit.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I live in Panama City, it's full of shitty dive bars. Also they were either 8 or 12 oz bottles iirc. Not hard to down

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Panama City, that explains a lot. Source: grew up just 30 minutes across the state line in Southern Alabama.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Level up arcade/bar in Denver sells full size bottles of 20/20.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Good times

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Haha exactly. The kind of bars that let you buy full bottles of the shelf or have bottle service aren't the bars that carry MD 20/20

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

His mom must be one homely woman

8 years ago | Likes 126 Dislikes 4

Homely isn't used enough. It's the polite way to say ugly.

8 years ago | Likes 54 Dislikes 1

Apart from in Britain, where it means polite and friendly.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

It means more like plain doesn't it? Not ugly exactly.

8 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

You're correct. In this era of Instagram filters though, plain is the new ugly.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

I always thought it was to say fat.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Nah some good ways for that: fluffy, rubenesque, zaftig, or my dad’s recent observation about a Neighbor: “ she is a woman of mass”.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

"She's a big girl." or conversely, "She's not small."

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Rubenesque and woman of mass are now in my repotoire

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thank you for telling me what it meant. I have been telling people I am a homely person, because I like to stay home. I am also ugly...

8 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 0

I doubt it

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Figured you knew what it meant. Was just stating it's polite.

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Not the same guy

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was just being funny. Or failing at it. Either way here we are lol.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Haha. Out of all the conversations I've had... This is one of them.

8 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0