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Charlie felt the baby move
"WTF was that?!"
Apr 22, 2016 1:47 PM
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"WTF was that?!"
Dots77
Time to tell Charlie he's going to be a dad.
LarryLevine
Charlie is adorable. Also, he may have pooped a little.
tehPhreakmang
Phreakmang says trim charlie's nails please.
tehPhreakmang
why downvote proper animal care? are you people heathens?
AlBacon
Waiting for the future "Charlie bit my finger" post.
sheadee
I love his smooth head. Fun to pet.
pizzapuzzle
I have a doxie! I love Charlie's coloring, very handsome!
linwin3
Oh heck, stop bebe, u r doing me a frighten
KRIEGLERR
Do you remember that movie about a crew in space ? spooky
Dyslexicglove
I've never seen such a confused and scared face on a dog before. It's like you told him he is the father.
koolerthanjinx
awkward
Questorthewsoflandover
this is hilarious
longoriaisaiah
Wienerrrrrrrr!!!
reineseele
"Hooman, your stomach is alive!!!"-surprised dog ;)
SouryD
"Human, I don't mean to alarm you but...I think your meal is still alive."
ilikecaptian2
HAHAHA!!!
ImMrsMeeseeksLookatMe
The chili dog barked back!
umpbumpfizz
To be fair, chili dogs have a tendency to cause significant barking.
MrPredator
"Why is there a bump coming from mommy's tummy? Does she have a goblin inside of her?"
cfsingers
Did someone do the megabyte joke? I don’t want to scroll
Midlands1234
This is so cute
debwings
I think there's something you should know...
Spetsialnoye
OMG hooman! did you ate a baby?
mongrel666
Hooman has worms. She must scrape ass on carpet!
CainEnabler
Charlies nails are in serious need of trimming
eihposnostam
I feel like I see a lot of little dogs with super long nails...
HarrisonRichards
Dachshunds fracture their spines when they jump off furniture. They're bred to look cute and often paralyze themselves acting in instinct.
howmuchwoodcouldawoodchuckchuck22
Actually 100% accurate. My mini dachshund fractured his spine when he jumped off the couch. Lots of pain and vet bills
Muttmutt
Charlie is going to wait until you are asleep and try to dig it out. I know because I own Charlie breeds.
Swimducky227
Imagine having one mixed with a treeing dog...lots of digging, lots of chasing
Blamblam101
My dog will do that is he even suspects you are filled with foam and a squeaker.
EvenStevensEvenSemen
He thinks it's a badger
MOTHERFUCKINGJESSEEISENBERG
My cousin's dachshund is named "Badger".
Ialwaysupvotewinston
If I ever get one I'm gonna name him diglet
Stormthius
Take my up vote you sonuva bitch.
DPCerberusBlaze
sounds like there's a story here
ThisMahSwamp
They were originally bread...breed....breaded....breeded. Screw it.
anitabieror6
mm breaded weiners
Muttmutt
Doesn't matter how you say it, wieners are good
alwayssafeforwork
God dammit I want a sandwich now.
darthvetter13
Bred.
umpbumpfizz
Buttered
mikoroshi
Jammed
InvolvingPie87
Covered
FirstClassTicketToHell
Toasted.
ThisUserSUCKS
Smothered.
IdontshaveforSherlock
Scattered.