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So these fuckers just entered my room without asking
So I started to feed them (I do this with all persons who enter my room)
They clearly had a blast
But the stone floor seemed to be to slippery for them and so they left.
Just half an hour later, they came again. What do they think this is? A refugee home? But surely I let them in again.
And, as is right and proper, my dog tax (Two times because of my ridiculous comments)
Watchoutitsaflyingcatcactus
Ifeelwhiteboywasted, king of ducks.
JeanLucPicard
On a scale of 1 to money, how rich are you?
Pedroquadrado
dont ask, he is tony soprano
JNOCHAMP
ooWOOOooo
Wallfish6
You're Karl, king of the ducks
SoapEater
I love every single picture of this post
VAiaS
eraser1
The voice in my head went "AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH, so CUUUUUUTEEE" for the entirety of the last gif
stoler202
*manly grunt*
Satherian
That last one!
YouBannedMeForNothing
Holy shit, that's a beautiful house, OP. What the hell do you do for a living? Super villain?
Melyeter
CAN I MOVE IN WITH YOU? PLEASPLEASE Ill be a good dog, I promiseeeeeeee
IrishRiverorSomething
Can I live with you?
killslowly
The ducks are nice but your place..... Now we are talking :)
AverageFitsInMorePlaces
Got any grapes?
joboo
waddle waddle.
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AverageFitsInMorePlaces
Awww...I'll try not to remind you of it again the very next day...waddle waddle
grapesforducks
:D
AverageFitsInMorePlaces
Username is on point...welcome to the party!
CrimsonNirnr00t
Oh man I forgot about that video! Blast from the past.
ifeelwhiteboywasted
TheHardestArtery
got any nails?
Hanselhessohotrightnow
Bomp bomp bomp
dro1215
Sick reference
Illeist
*gwapes
MetroidPrimeHesTheBest
Yes, thank you!
insearchoftheperfectusername
This is still stuck in my head. Fuck you.
CIGG
Got any glue? My SO showed this to me and my sons, now it is a catchphrase for them in our house
MechanicalArmada
More house pix plz.. must see entire outside! No more ducks plz. Just arcitecture would be great.
Dice
Question remains; will you feed us bacon ?
ifeelwhiteboywasted
Thats for sure. Have always a little stash in my printer: http://37.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbqqh1kGrf1rwzsbso4_400.gif
andaevinn
Lake Zürich in Switzerland?
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andaevinn
Schön :) Ich komme aus Waadtland!
MammothJones
Karl? Is that you?
tokenhooker
Gaius.
ifeelwhiteboywasted
You can't see me, but I'm always here:
pizzamagica
We found the king of ducks !
GreatScottProductions
this should be top comment
MammothJones
Lol thanks for the support.
waitbutactually
Jesus, where do you live, op?
Zipp4Real
Please give us more pictures of your home! It looks really nice!
Chronk
♪ Life is like a hurricane, here in Duck Burg ♫
kawaiibrah
That's a nice ass house OP. What do you do for a living?
Naashira
DUCKTALES!! OOH OOH! EVERY DAY THEY'RE OUT THERE MAKING DUCKTALES!! OOH OOH!
Piornet
The ducks are awesome, but why are you living in a house set in a sci-fi future?
PacificKnight
OP is Tom Cruise from Oblivion specifically.
raspymorten
You don't?
coolwolf53
He has the money
coolwolf53
Fix: He has the duckets
shangooo
You're saying that like its a bad thing?
JustAnotherComment
I need all of that... ducks, view, house. Gimmeh.
Opportunist
Somebody's got to. :P
pariahdog119
We live in a spaceship, dear.
Fabbaz
He lives on Elysium.
Thatgirlarlyn
So jealous of that house
SendMeYourNudesPlz
I see his key in #5 Now if only we could enhance and 3d print an exact copy...
JBos
If only i could photoshop, I'd three "enhances" it zoomed into a perfect key against a black rug, and then link to a 3d model of dickbutt.
Glumerlink
nah, OP's just rich
BangForTheBuck
Yeah, only things that visit me are pigeons, rats and squalid neighbor kids.
Glumerlink
you should train those pigeons to attack the neighbor kids
BangForTheBuck
It's fine. They keep the rats away.
carbonthief
at least i get the cockroaches too
chillwavve
That view though
Gaylenin
Looks like Switzerland
Piornet
Yeah, until Skynet comes online/the bugs attack/Elysium opens/HAL malfunctions/Alex does the ultraviolent/Sonny ignores the 3 laws, etc.
Reemy420
Totally thought this was Dr. Greystone's house from Caprica.
mcgravin
Coincidentally, I thought it was the house Baltar watched Caprica get nuked from in the BSG miniseries.
Reemy420
Now that you mention it.
HotShower
Funny enough, labs are duck dogs
JPark2479
i like your floors. how's it feel in the morning when you step out of bed? Feel good does it? a bit cold you say? I understand.
Diofant
We had a family of ducks visiting us at cottage multiple times. They even tried to pick off insects off my shoes. Utterly fearless. Then 1/2
Diofant
these hugeass ravens showed up, three of em, next time we saw the ducks it was just the mom, flying around quacking... Looked beat up. 2/3
Diofant
Still hoping it was a different duck with no ducklings but if it wasnt... Then I may not be as good to ravens as I was before. 3/3
idrinkcheapbeer
I hate you, your beautiful house, beautiful property and beautiful dogs.
Pangs
Letting the days go by...
ifeelwhiteboywasted
I like you, your username and your comment. +1 But still:
mindnoir
Relish in the fact OP's cable management skills are lacking..... it's at least something I am telling myself.
idrinkcheapbeer
Thank you for showing me the bright side. I shall now untie this noose.
Xanzaki
You're not alone
ifeelwhiteboywasted
http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view/40145/you-are-not-alone-o.gif
lunchparty
I'm a middle-aged renter and have a few friends who have all of the above. They have worked really hard, overcome a lot, and are grateful.
idrinkcheapbeer
Oh I had it all too before the divorce. Now, like you, I'm a middle age renter as well.
lunchparty
All i'm saying is that this is a post about ducks.
Airscape
I read all your captions to theme of ducktales and i had a fantastic time doing so
ifeelwhiteboywasted
http://i1307.photobucket.com/albums/s581/scoutnumbers/36675-Obama-says-Youre-Welcome-gif-m5kC_zps151b4bdd.gif
notyal
I love DOG tax. No offense, cats.
TheArmenianAnamoly
When life gives you ducks..
ifeelwhiteboywasted
In my opinion, this deserves to be the top comment. Have my upvote sir!
TheArmenianAnamoly
well thank you! enjoy my upvote as well!
sarapls
That's ducking crazy.
ifeelwhiteboywasted
Nevertheless https://imgur-discourse.global.ssl.fastly.net/uploads/default/16455/afc60ef9e8807c81.gif
luquita79
Why this isnt the best comment yet?
sarapls
My comment was way late.
iMightHaveBeenDroppedOnMyHead
Now this is stuck in my head,
IWishIWasBlank
https://youtu.be/-EW9yS1YhTE
mmkoreanbbq
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txj6ROnIUIo
TheRicM
That song has been translated into many different languages. I like the Swedish one a lot https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFpQ_J4GScA
MDBigworm
Ankliv woohoo
Mikeyhouser
That song is just in my head when I wake up sometimes. Haven't seen that show since I was like 10...
KingMudkipIII
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2wOWoBQMPOE
tamorgz
BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BAH-BAH-BAH BADA BADA
TheUnnster
https://youtu.be/0yJn-5hpU94
slixxer
DUCKTALES - WUHUUHUUU
BentleySauce
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_2pKNWthJ4 this
Dokost
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1v_EcjeIkg
thecreepingchaosinmymind
Everyday they're out there makin' DUCK TALES woo-OOp
JamesBluntThatSmartassCunt
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IT'S STUCK IN MY HEAD NOW TOO
Snodig
Woo-op
ReposterCallerOuterMan
life is just a battlefield.......here in....the rift.....vampires, ninjas, ancient god....DAMN THOOOSE....MINIONSSSS
ReposterCallerOuterMan
might turn a kill streak.....into a victory, with champions, A WOO-OO
ifeelwhiteboywasted
That was my intention
CliveBarkersMysteryHole
http://33.media.tumblr.com/17bf49f2be39ac054263b22808eec6f4/tumblr_npwhie3j9F1s46koto1_500.gif
TheGhostMinx
http://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20141221190450/creepypasta/images/8/86/AngryNCaimlolwut.gif
iMightHaveBeenDroppedOnMyHead
ifeelwhiteboywasted
Huh! https://33.media.tumblr.com/5af65785b3163ab26156e3ea6ca1840d/tumblr_msca2woFGH1sh28k6o1_400.gif
iMightHaveBeenDroppedOnMyHead
Fuck it, let's get FABULOUS!
wyldcard
LIFE IS LIKE A HURRICAINE, HERE IN DUCK-BERG!
GrateWhite
I always upvote duckberg
impedimenta
Race cars, lasers, aeroplanes. It's a duck-blur!
wyldcard
Might solve a mystery
NiceLegsDaisyDukesMakesAMAAANOUTOFYOOOUUUU
MIGHT SOLVE A MYYYSTERY, OR REWRITE HIIISTORY~ DUCKTALES, A-WOOHOO~!
raaaant
EVERY DAY THEY'RE OUT THERE MAKING DUCKTALES! WOO-OO!
ToasterLiberationFront
As a Karl: ducks love worms, bugs, salad greens, watermelon, and most other little bits of fruits or veggies. (1/2)
ducksinarow
http://www.spcamc.org/wildlife/eight-good-reasons-why-you-shouldnt-feed-wildlife/
MeganMeow
I like that this got downvoted, even though everyone knows you're right, just because DUCKS ARE SO CUTE AND WE LOVE TO FEED THEM
ToasterLiberationFront
eeehhhh, I feel like Mallards living on a heavily developed lake are in a gray area between domesticated and wild. Folks are gonna (1/2)
ToasterLiberationFront
feed 'em, and they're already dependent on human infrastructure, they may as well eat right at least. I can see your side too, though. (2/2)
ToasterLiberationFront
Processed grains like breads tend to not be as great for them. FYI (2/2)
Anemiique
and hamburgers? (not the fastfood ones)
ToasterLiberationFront
A *very* little bit is okay. Be careful with too much sodium, though. And no raw beef of course.
Anemiique
awesome thx!
rawrimscarykoala
KARL! KING OF DUCKS!
ifeelwhiteboywasted
Thx, really didn't knew that. Hope they didn't suffer because of me.
JazzBunny
If they come back pls offer them some birdseed or salad n shit and take more photos!
ToasterLiberationFront
Nah, they'll just poop it out without getting much from it. That's why beaches hate it: bread makes for so much duck poop.
escaped1
dark leafy greens ftw!!
JazzBunny
If they come back pls offer them some birdseed or salad n shit and take more photos!
TheDemilich
Well its unlikely that it would of harmed them but overtime they could have developed angel wing https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Angel_wing