Jan 6, 2022 3:47 AM
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shamoolie
This was infuriating to watch
jungleofthesenses86
Omelette du fromage
MaximumMarks
I thought for sure she was gonna yeet the whole bottle right off the balcony
RummageSaleBubbler
Guess I'll find out...
WarlockSniper
This gave me fucking anxiety
RobErtE87
why though? Just open it the fucking normal way. No glass splinters in the garden, no wasted liquid... it's even quicker!
everyfreakntime
I had my "what pretentious bs" all ready for when it exploded or fell. It worked, so I'll say this "what a bunch of pretentious bs"
byebuddyhopeyoufindyourdad
UncleToot
When it's been a while and she starts teasing you.
FutileHumility
I like the way she’s holding the bottle…
dilliosaurus
1 in the stink
calypso789
Well I'll never get that 30 seconds back
PENlSMAN
Who wants to edge a cork. Damn just pop it off in someone's eye like a normal person
alwaysthecheesegrater
Don't take your hand off of the cork and no one has to get hurt.
temposaur
It's like buttons in men's jackets. You have to know which ones are allowed to button up. Just open the damn cork
JennyWoodhouse
That was boring
mday8
Now go pick up the damn glass you haughty turds
Uewneeq
About 30 seconds too long, but neat.
suzelloozel1978
30 seconds of nail biting anxiety waiting for the dude to sever his thumb
knudude
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[deleted]
No, just don't want to watch 30 seconds of explanation before watching the good part
FelonyRaptor
I call them gifs that start too soon.
gerhardpascher
Pointless video, too bad about the time to watch
jesusisherelookbusy
MaxWar
It is relevant but you need to unmute and also understand French.
Baturdo13
Ouaaaai poulet !!
Monkey2121
Who
TeenageMutantNinjaAbortedFetuses
AZRAELSBLADE
Isn’t that what Mormon teens do?
PriestofThor
Oh fork!
AerialAceAttack
Title of my sex tape.
mrputter
81licks
NickGeer
Because it's witty to know different ways to open your champagne bottle to amuse people that are easily amused.
ElbowDeepInAZebra
100% thought the flute was going to shatter
wycherley22
Gifs that start to soon
SystemERROR1
DignamWhenAskedaQuestion
I almost thought this was a LOOP . I hate it.
goflyblind
TiredOfTheBS
I got blue balls watching this
SmoogleGot
I almost thought this was a LOOP . I hate it
TheRicM
It’s a reverse gif, so actually it’s a POOL. I love it.
ElDrmm
Welcome to repost as a loop.
Spankmearoni
/a/jKN3D7d
Inlining you evilness:
You evil bastard + 1
myteenyverse
Is this how rich people live?
RaymondChoppard
Looks (and sounds) like a producer wine degustation to me. A bit upscale, but not necessarily fancy.
PilgrimScott
Yes, that is their breakfast champagne, with caviar and lobster.
TheDuckofSpam
Because of all the social security systems, France frees up a lot of money in its citizens.
so you can afford nice things (very, very occasionally), if you save up, and it looks lik you're rich but actually not..
TheDraven12
ialoneambest
That just looks like littering with extra steps.
AnOldDude
And broken glass.
PeterOlintoowesmeacoffee
https://youtu.be/cVJ5e8AAOdA 13:00 sword used. Plus you learn something.
Kladrupquib
https://imgur.com/j1bK1Rj.gif
jasonJokeJumper
Tired of waiting
theguywiththevoice
instead of grasping the cork in a fist and twisting it, let's chip a glass and the bottle, flatten the champagne and spill it on the ground.
OMBO
WOO! YEAH!!
JustAnotherVictimOfAmbientMorality
Even better if you happen to have a cavalry sabre.
FILASchwinn
Just open the fuckin bottle!
LiterallyNothingAvailable
You should repost with the last 10 seconds or so. This is way too long
FabulouslyTiti
...the clip is about 40 seconds long. Try to maintain your attention span a little bit better.
Look at almost every other comment on here. It is way too long.
Lontri
Why can't people just open these things the correct way?!
It's a tradition dating back to the post-napoleon occupation of France by the cossacks, it was fancy so the cavalry started doing it.
CampbellsChunkyCyst
Not exactly fancy. It was kind of the laziest way to do it, because it was hard to find a corkscrew on a battlefield.
Besides, even if they fucked it up and broke bottles it didn't matter to them. They were raiding the cellars of all the towns they captured.
I mean not exactly? It was after the first defeat, so it was during Wolkonsky's governership of Reims.
Transmitting traditions and knowledge is very important in french families because we're closely tied together. This will be a brilliant
skill to later show to other people. It indicated your family is well-tied together and transmits skills well.
bound4doom
Just because something is historical does not mean you still do it. Especially when there are safer, better, less wasteful ways.
Fyreworx
Sabering a bottle is a cool party trick. You just have to remember to let the fizz come out to flush any loose glass.
pumly
Meh. Eating little bits of glass doesn’t really do you any harm.
gheorghiumihai77
This is not sabering. Look down in comment to see a failed one.
had not thought of that. Thank you. * the more you know gif *
unkiereamus
I live at ~5k' ASL, its bad enough shooting a cork around, I ain't adding glass to that...which is a shame, 'cause it looks pretty cool.
MultipleMorgasms
There shouldnt be any glass. I thinn youre mistaken
https://www.winespectator.com/articles/how-to-saber-champagne-open-55515
coloredgreyscale
The pressure in the bottle should blow any small shards away - just like with the top/cork. But better safe than sorry.
Exactly, there is no glass
kwyjiboner
Only if you want a boring party.
That's not the kind of torn up insides i'm about.
justinmytime
Will get you drunk quicker* I believe that was the old party fable behind goldschlager but with gold flakies
WilliamWeird
? it's tearing up my throat when I sip booze, and when we drink the foam, I taste it too, And no matter what I do, I feel the paain ?
GreaseMonkeyOfLove
Oh, FIZZ! (I need new glasses)
Ktt5000
thewalkinged
Damn near spat my tea out.
Sabering a bottle is a fucking stupid party trick. People routinely fail and even if they succeed, the chance of eating glass is high.
The only reason to break a bottle's neck is if it's an ancient ass bottle of wine with a fragile cork. But you use heated tools for that.
And absolutely nobody who is not a professional should be fucking around with red hot metal pliers.
Its a pressurized explosion. The chances small particles moving against the force from the pressure is negligible
The glass doesn't always break perfectly. If a piece flakes off while you're pouring it into a glass, then RIP intestines.
The pressure would blow away any piece that flakes off. Its impossible for the glass to move against the pressure pushing it
The initial break of the glass bottle does not completely clear the edges of shards. You have no guarantee of safety.
shamoolie
This was infuriating to watch
jungleofthesenses86
Omelette du fromage
MaximumMarks
I thought for sure she was gonna yeet the whole bottle right off the balcony
RummageSaleBubbler
Guess I'll find out...
WarlockSniper
This gave me fucking anxiety
RobErtE87
why though? Just open it the fucking normal way. No glass splinters in the garden, no wasted liquid... it's even quicker!
everyfreakntime
I had my "what pretentious bs" all ready for when it exploded or fell. It worked, so I'll say this "what a bunch of pretentious bs"
byebuddyhopeyoufindyourdad
UncleToot
When it's been a while and she starts teasing you.
FutileHumility
I like the way she’s holding the bottle…
dilliosaurus
1 in the stink
calypso789
Well I'll never get that 30 seconds back
PENlSMAN
Who wants to edge a cork. Damn just pop it off in someone's eye like a normal person
alwaysthecheesegrater
Don't take your hand off of the cork and no one has to get hurt.
temposaur
It's like buttons in men's jackets. You have to know which ones are allowed to button up. Just open the damn cork
JennyWoodhouse
That was boring
mday8
Now go pick up the damn glass you haughty turds
Uewneeq
About 30 seconds too long, but neat.
suzelloozel1978
30 seconds of nail biting anxiety waiting for the dude to sever his thumb
knudude
[deleted]
[deleted]
Uewneeq
No, just don't want to watch 30 seconds of explanation before watching the good part
FelonyRaptor
I call them gifs that start too soon.
gerhardpascher
Pointless video, too bad about the time to watch
jesusisherelookbusy
MaxWar
It is relevant but you need to unmute and also understand French.
Baturdo13
Ouaaaai poulet !!
[deleted]
[deleted]
Monkey2121
Who
jesusisherelookbusy
TeenageMutantNinjaAbortedFetuses
AZRAELSBLADE
Isn’t that what Mormon teens do?
PriestofThor
Oh fork!
AerialAceAttack
Title of my sex tape.
mrputter
81licks
NickGeer
Because it's witty to know different ways to open your champagne bottle to amuse people that are easily amused.
ElbowDeepInAZebra
100% thought the flute was going to shatter
wycherley22
Gifs that start to soon
SystemERROR1
DignamWhenAskedaQuestion
I almost thought this was a LOOP . I hate it.
goflyblind
TiredOfTheBS
I got blue balls watching this
SmoogleGot
I almost thought this was a LOOP . I hate it
TheRicM
It’s a reverse gif, so actually it’s a POOL. I love it.
ElDrmm
I almost thought this was a LOOP . I hate it.
RummageSaleBubbler
Welcome to repost as a loop.
Spankmearoni
/a/jKN3D7d
RummageSaleBubbler
Inlining you evilness:
DignamWhenAskedaQuestion
You evil bastard + 1
myteenyverse
Is this how rich people live?
RaymondChoppard
Looks (and sounds) like a producer wine degustation to me. A bit upscale, but not necessarily fancy.
PilgrimScott
Yes, that is their breakfast champagne, with caviar and lobster.
TheDuckofSpam
Because of all the social security systems, France frees up a lot of money in its citizens.
TheDuckofSpam
so you can afford nice things (very, very occasionally), if you save up, and it looks lik you're rich but actually not..
TheDraven12
ialoneambest
That just looks like littering with extra steps.
AnOldDude
And broken glass.
PeterOlintoowesmeacoffee
https://youtu.be/cVJ5e8AAOdA 13:00 sword used. Plus you learn something.
Kladrupquib
https://imgur.com/j1bK1Rj.gif
jasonJokeJumper
Tired of waiting
theguywiththevoice
instead of grasping the cork in a fist and twisting it, let's chip a glass and the bottle, flatten the champagne and spill it on the ground.
OMBO
WOO! YEAH!!
JustAnotherVictimOfAmbientMorality
Even better if you happen to have a cavalry sabre.
FILASchwinn
Just open the fuckin bottle!
LiterallyNothingAvailable
You should repost with the last 10 seconds or so. This is way too long
FabulouslyTiti
...the clip is about 40 seconds long. Try to maintain your attention span a little bit better.
LiterallyNothingAvailable
Look at almost every other comment on here. It is way too long.
Lontri
Why can't people just open these things the correct way?!
TheDuckofSpam
It's a tradition dating back to the post-napoleon occupation of France by the cossacks, it was fancy so the cavalry started doing it.
CampbellsChunkyCyst
Not exactly fancy. It was kind of the laziest way to do it, because it was hard to find a corkscrew on a battlefield.
CampbellsChunkyCyst
Besides, even if they fucked it up and broke bottles it didn't matter to them. They were raiding the cellars of all the towns they captured.
TheDuckofSpam
I mean not exactly? It was after the first defeat, so it was during Wolkonsky's governership of Reims.
TheDuckofSpam
Transmitting traditions and knowledge is very important in french families because we're closely tied together. This will be a brilliant
TheDuckofSpam
skill to later show to other people. It indicated your family is well-tied together and transmits skills well.
bound4doom
Just because something is historical does not mean you still do it. Especially when there are safer, better, less wasteful ways.
Fyreworx
Sabering a bottle is a cool party trick. You just have to remember to let the fizz come out to flush any loose glass.
pumly
Meh. Eating little bits of glass doesn’t really do you any harm.
gheorghiumihai77
This is not sabering. Look down in comment to see a failed one.
DignamWhenAskedaQuestion
had not thought of that. Thank you. * the more you know gif *
unkiereamus
I live at ~5k' ASL, its bad enough shooting a cork around, I ain't adding glass to that...which is a shame, 'cause it looks pretty cool.
MultipleMorgasms
There shouldnt be any glass. I thinn youre mistaken
MultipleMorgasms
https://www.winespectator.com/articles/how-to-saber-champagne-open-55515
coloredgreyscale
The pressure in the bottle should blow any small shards away - just like with the top/cork. But better safe than sorry.
MultipleMorgasms
Exactly, there is no glass
kwyjiboner
Only if you want a boring party.
Fyreworx
That's not the kind of torn up insides i'm about.
justinmytime
Will get you drunk quicker* I believe that was the old party fable behind goldschlager but with gold flakies
WilliamWeird
? it's tearing up my throat when I sip booze, and when we drink the foam, I taste it too, And no matter what I do, I feel the paain ?
GreaseMonkeyOfLove
Oh, FIZZ! (I need new glasses)
Ktt5000
thewalkinged
Damn near spat my tea out.
CampbellsChunkyCyst
Sabering a bottle is a fucking stupid party trick. People routinely fail and even if they succeed, the chance of eating glass is high.
CampbellsChunkyCyst
The only reason to break a bottle's neck is if it's an ancient ass bottle of wine with a fragile cork. But you use heated tools for that.
CampbellsChunkyCyst
And absolutely nobody who is not a professional should be fucking around with red hot metal pliers.
MultipleMorgasms
Its a pressurized explosion. The chances small particles moving against the force from the pressure is negligible
CampbellsChunkyCyst
The glass doesn't always break perfectly. If a piece flakes off while you're pouring it into a glass, then RIP intestines.
MultipleMorgasms
The pressure would blow away any piece that flakes off. Its impossible for the glass to move against the pressure pushing it
CampbellsChunkyCyst
The initial break of the glass bottle does not completely clear the edges of shards. You have no guarantee of safety.