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My husband made the perfect toast. He doesn’t have social media but I would love for him to be given the praise he deserves with internet points. It’s not really about the toast, it’s more that he’s wonderful and you guys need to know how wonderful he is. My perfect toast man.
Edit: WOW YOU GUYS. I can’t reply to every comment because that’s INSANE. But y’all have really made my husband’s day! He laughed too hard at the response this has gotten. Please send nothing because I already have boobs. Thanks!
realizedagain
I seriously looked hard to find any fault in this toast and found none.
westPAguy
Oh yea that's hot
peterbozeman
This is what the mainstream media doesn't want you to see.
Almaadin
Sunbeam radiant control toaster
0ldGregg
It's so beautiful!
YouWonTheGam3
That's a good toast
gtotherizzle
Definitely a 5/7 absolutely perfect
tounushi
All around the country, coast-to-coast ♫ People always ask me "What do you like most?" ♪ I don't wanna brag, I don't wanna boast ♫
tounushi
I always tell 'em, "I like toast" ♪ YEAH, TOAST!!
HarryBlackstoneCopperfieldDresdenIsMyPatronus
Oui monsieur bonjour croquette / Uh huh croissant et vous et ver / Maurice Chevalier Eiffel Tower / Oui Marie baguette bonsoir!!!
tounushi
FRENCH TOAST!!
KnifeKnut
Now I'm tempted to do the same with a hot air gun for artisanal toast.
htapoicoS
Needs to be a little more toasted 9/10
cattlegrazer82
That's all well and good but what about its personality and character? Can I trust it with a secret? Will it cry with me when I need it to?
SirSage
Would it still love you if you were a worm?
Bsw0920
You just need to butter it up real good to get the real secrets
Unholytrashpanda
No, it's a crusty jerk who will crumble with little provocation
2old4
"What I do have are a very particular set of skills..."
yousersubzero13
THAT is toast!
FurtiveGlancer
Oh, to find a woman who appreciates me for my toast ?
bekindtoanimals
Excellent piece of toast!
Flyinglasagnamonster
So you would like to propose a toast?
eronth
She is proposing a perfect toast, yes.
JoeT85
To Monty, a toast!
AchillesStoleMyShoes
" Bread, eggs, milk, cinnamon!" "Cheers" . (You might not get it, it's a French toast)
unamailer
Nailed it.
SadisticLeisure
Dedicated to this little slice of heaven.
jmacmac
I believe they already have...
Ryebread91
dreammer243
teerucked
So you had to propose to a toast
Hendlton
I propose we change the spelling of one of those words.
alticaarden
Toste? Toeste? Tohst? You're mad.
Hendlton
Toste for the bread.
Kazamara
Perfect ?
aface62
With this thing (indicates toward toaster) I thee bread.
MotherOfVoids
This should be getting way more up votes!!
Thranx
Man, that is really impressive. So even, timed perfect. Your husband has a gift, thank you for sharing it with the world.
Timesplosion
My Grodd. It's... It's beautiful.
Bugdaze
I also choose this guy's bread wife.
sueandkevhw
That wins the internet today +1
austinwizardforhire
MyRespectableAlterEgo
Fucking magnificent +1
BillHaleyandhisComments
As a comment expert I declare this to be of the finest quality.
tazedconfused
Ok I literally laughed out loud at that one, good sir/miss/you. Enjoy your updoot
IAmMonkeyGirl
Ohhh, fuckin perfection, my dude.
Yakeshinu
Bugdaze
Thanks imgur, you guys are great. (and I mean that in an entirely gender-neutral kind of way)
ChiefLooongDong
PxC4
PERFECT TOAST MAAAAAaaan
RideTheStimutacs
Quick, man! Cling tenaciously to my buttocks!
DucktruckOG
POWDERED! TOAST! MAAAAAAAAAAN!
cookeewookee
I was hoping to see this. Thank you kind person.
Sealkin
But how did he toast it? Vertical, horizontal, slot toaster or toaster oven? 4 slotted or two? Pan fry, boil, freeze then bake? Over a fire?
SXSam
What kinda toaster?
TheobromineAddict
Asking the real question.
explainer
One that toasts
SXSam
And it makes toast that won
TheobromineAddict
Honestly, in 60 years of searching for an appliance that toasts evenly, from $20 to $220, I've never seen such evenly toasted bread.
Flowerlady0
I have a knife with a bit of homemade butter on it. I am poised and waiting.
CommentMalone
turbovagina
Marry him again
Zuegma197777
To get the perfect toast.. Pre-heat the toaster.. Save a life out there.
RaptorDactyl
I call it "searing the bread." And it really does work.
Zuegma197777
Life saved. ?
bedat5am
Pre heat? Never heard of that, gonna try tomorrow for breakfast!
Zuegma197777
Life saved. ?
MisuseOfLiterally
so, is he a "perfect toast" man, or a perfect "toast man"?
feryooday
Plot twist: the toast is the husband
MisuseOfLiterally
so a "perfect" toast man then
tounushi
Powdered Toast Man!
happywalker
perfect toast for me is 2mins 30 on this scale
ward5x5
Someone wasted a whole loaf of bread to make this chart.
mineturtle1
I like how they toasted 3:30 and thought "better toast it for longer in case it gets less burnt again"
SirButcher
You have a great taste! That one is a really nice toast.
BonafideHomicide
Anything past 1:45 is burnt
plutonium
The middle row is where it's at.
SuicidalThrillbillyturnedLunaticChillbilly
Is there a separate chart for air frying toast?
RickRollable
No
jediknightswhosayni
1:45-2:00
NotTheMamaNotTheMama
Yes!
SpikeReynolds
2:45 for me
sandmannet
Same
BluePlanet514
My spouse prefers it 1:15. I call it warm bread.
cheesequeen18
Me too!
RickRollable
Grounds for divorce!
yaardvark
anything past 1:15 is burnt.
eclips1st
You’d get along well with my husband.
SirButcher
If you only show the heat to the bread what's the point of toasting it?
Margrave9000
Anything before 1:30 is not a toast.
Rage3
1:45 isn't burnt, but 1:30 definitely is in the corner
embodymentofgattaca
I'm fine with the top two rows
ZOMGNO
That's just bread on the first row. Middle of the middle row is when it starts getting delicious
happywalker
it's very much an individual preference. there are no wrong choices... apart from bottom right of course :-P
embodymentofgattaca
Why is the upper right corner bread the only roundy-top?
Fishkeeper
That's for when you're a steam engine.
pdhackley
Where’s Jesus?
BillHaleyandhisComments
Why's Jesus?
pdhackley
Because everyone claims to see Jesus in toast…
BillHaleyandhisComments
AintNoCompanionLikeABlueEyedMerle
How's Jesus?
SuicidalThrillbillyturnedLunaticChillbilly
When's Jesus?
tuller29
Who’s Jesu… *knock knock knock*