Mikefreakinhart
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extra towel please
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Mar 16, 2022 1:33 AM
Mikefreakinhart
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https://youtube.com/shorts/z5AeRXV5Ai4?feature=share
EveryNameIsTakenDammit
Your cat has autism.
r1raceguy
I think all creatures get the zoomies
Randomice
"Cleanup on aisle...all of them!"
imreallyjusthereforthecats
dedncyde
This gives me anxiety, lol
peterbozeman
I thought my kids got water out of the tub.
toomanymemesandnotenoughmemeory
This shit is bananas!
iluvplants
terajack2048
Some hit the red bull again didn’t they
NearHereThere
Thought that was a xenomorph for a moment
LilPotatocat
That's one fucked up dog
ziph3326
I did the same thing as a child.. except for the splashing, jumping and climbing the walls!
PornAndPuppies
I guess this is what mom was talking about when she said "no monkeying around" when it was bath time.
Becker37
I'm sure the smell of wet monkey isn't great
MrsUnderstoop
Are you supposed to have that little critter?
Lumberjackfirefighter
Nope
Tyrann01
Almost certainly not.
Dagordae
Depends on where and when. The idea that monkeys are banned everywhere for everyone is simply false, merely people not realizing that their
Dagordae
Local(And surprisingly often not actually even local) rules don’t apply universally. For instance: In 1/3 of the USA there’s no restriction
Dagordae
On having a pet monkey at all. And it’s only actually illegal in 19 states. The rest? Get a permit and you’re fine.
Tyrann01
Legal is irrelevant. That is a wild animal (monkeys have not been domesticated) and it should not be treated as a pet.
actualseal
Monkey business
Baszmeg
Like my daddy told me once: ‘son, never have a pet that can throw poop at you’ Turned out to be sound advice.
highhiedyin
And yet he had you. Oh, wait, just got it.
Baszmeg
I did very minimal poop throwing….
highhiedyin
Honestly once is probably enough.
LaffertyDanie1
Ummm why do you have a monkey?
fformulaa
That is one way to end up looking like a cubist Picasso painting
GoodKingFuzzwumps
He does not like being there. If you think monkey water is bad wait until it starts fear pissing and/or shitting when bouncing around.
M1ssPlace
Weird cat you got there.
TallLightnHandsome
My thoughts as well.
LaffertyDanie1
I was real confused til the end up when you see the face
trollbrigade
that's a dog
dudfey
If it really is a dog… I’d say it probably has autism, or is at least on the spectrum
M1ssPlace
That's not funny in any way.
WillLickNudibranchsForBUzz
Weird dog, then...
Idontbelieveyouandneverwill
Wet cat becomes monkey.
CAustinC0x
This is why apartments say no pets. It's not to f*ck you or your sweet lap dog. It's because some ahole with a monkey flooded the neighbors.
Mikefreakinhart
Yes, protect our precious landlords ??
CAustinC0x
Or maybe just be considerate, the only point being made here. What about neighbors, especially downstairs? We have to consider others too.
Mikefreakinhart
Have we considered it’s a homeowner with a monkey trying to live his best life, and not overly concerned with wet tile flooring he installed
CAustinC0x
That's an apartment bathroom. Not sure why this is such a big deal. No one has to take sides, or exhaust energy on a comment, my dude.
Shaows
Monkey is trying to escape the naked ape
boblives
Anyone else see that video on reddit of a monkey scalping a dude?
DoctorInsensitiveAssHole
boblives
Dude got he's head peeled like a banana
corkyburceck
monke hate to see junk
azureraptor
He ain't brass but he sure is funky.
EaNasirsExcellentHighGradeCopper
A nice ebolabaisse
TheManWhoDoesStuff
Cute? Sure. Obviously a distressed wild animal? Yes. There is a genetic change when animals are domesticated. Monkeys don’t have it.
NoIWillNotFixYourComputerWhenIComeOverForDinner
Monkey see, monkey do, monkey makes sure you dont get your security deposit back…
ArcaneConjecture
Not my monkey. Not my circus.
DavidHoag
I low-key hate monkeys. They're assholes.
BarfMonger
I want my chips back. Yes, I am talking to you stupid monkey! Bring them back.
SirSage
I high-key hate monkeys. They are indeed assholes.
Copperbrat
As a kid, I always loved monkeys. Then I met a girl a block away whose family rescued relinquished exotic animals. During the time we were >
Copperbrat
friends, they had a spider monkey, a chimpanzee, and a squirrel monkey. They were all absolute nightmares to care for even though they >
Copperbrat
were just being monkeys. I still like monkeys and apes, but prefer them in the wild.
SuckMyFatOne
I hope he’s enjoying having his entire bathroom trashed, and I hope the monkey is enjoying himself more.
slightskew
Monkeys are not pets.
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Idontbelieveyouandneverwill
Yeah, they're food.
JimSilly
Thank you.
Slamtastik
Saw a clip on reddit of a monkey this size that scalped a dude with its teeth, fuck having a monkey as a pet
KnightNightNite
Aw man I got curious and looked this up on Reddit…should not have done that. Animals can go from 0 to 100 REAL quick.
ATacoWalksIntoABar
I would love to be someone’s pet
C141Clay
Corrodias
I think it's more accurate to say they're not domesticated.
BarfMonger
Humans are "domesticated" and you can see how we all behave. Just primates being primates.
chastidy
This one is
brianglass10
When I was a kid there was an old lady with cages and a deep freezer on her porch and the story was she used to have a monkey as a pet…
brianglass10
And whe the monkey died she kept it in the freezer and the big dare was to sneak up on the porch and look in the freezer to see the monkey.
amagiciannamedgob
My grandma had to rescue a monkey from her drunk neighbor. We're still friends with that family LMAO.
amagiciannamedgob
Monkey loved her dogs and cats. Totally chill pet. But she never would have gotten one on purpose.
CaptSchmidtGaming
What was the neighbor doing
BarfMonger
Someone decided one would make a great Barracks pet. It went on a rabies fueled biting rampage. Just closed my door and waited it out.
Mammamiaitsagonorrhea
You get attached and then you feel bad when cooking them.
TuggSpeedmann
Onsvaltti
ComoSeIguana
FapitalistPig
anders1809
BarfMonger
I gave up monkey meat after seeing one on a spit. No more eating primates.
poscduke
Monkey brains, while popular in Cantonese cuisine are not often to be found in Washington DC.
M1ssPlace
Is that what we ate?
AnimalGenetaliaAudioClues
But they taste so good. Especially the brains.
TyrannosaurusMex
“Brrrrraaaaaiiiiiinnnss”
CorgisButtsDriveMeNuts
Many animals people keep as pets aren't pets at all.
Nathanyel
Some spiders keep frog pets.
Kakeukh
What is a pet if a pet is not a pet?
DarkHollowDulcimers
Father! We demand our freedom!
Omegatherion
Like toddlers...
BallsDeepinaDragonscloaca
Toddlers are abominations.