It always ends up diagonal

MikeCandyTerror

Mine is like that all the time.

5 years ago |

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Dranton12

Are you my wife?

5 years ago |

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lordofshapes

What my heart looks like after rejection

5 years ago |

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fosul

I got one of those BigBlankets (10' x 10') and it has been fantastic.

5 years ago |

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coffeeismyfriend

Hold it up by a corner. If you’re tall enough you’ll instantly see which side is longer

5 years ago |

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nosuchusername

The leg grabber under the bed is usually holding it.

5 years ago |

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UnknownTBeast

Feel for the tag! I always keep the tag on the top by my head.

5 years ago |

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Tymora

5 years ago |

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IProbablySaySomethingStupid

Double blanket. Been the best thing in my bed for a long time. So long.

5 years ago |

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JhericFury

Find the buttons/zipper/etc, grab, flail legs wildly.

5 years ago |

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ScarecrowSticks

People are asleep at 1 am?

5 years ago |

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Notthebestbartender

I wish i was asleep at 1am! But im barely getting off work by then..

5 years ago |

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Notthebestbartender

5 years ago |

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IcedEarth5

5 years ago |

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goodbyepants

Turn on the light. Remake the bed. Now you’re too awake to sleep, take a 40 minute reading break and try again

5 years ago |

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Dragonfury5

I accidentally yank the covers up and out from being tucked, so then I do have to get up and remake it

5 years ago |

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rupinord

........ take the short side

5 years ago |

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xiconfjs

5 years ago |

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OverMyDadBody

So... you're a blanket?

5 years ago |

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PhailRaptor

When I try to find the long side of the fitted sheet...

5 years ago |

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MAXRR

We live in a parallel universe, and yes mine is blue as well.

5 years ago |

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CoffeePleaseee

This is so true

5 years ago |

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ubrigens

Pshaw... Nine move... just stay up watching Netflix until 3am then fall into bed and you’ll sleep without caring about the sheet. Or alcohol

5 years ago |

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trumpypumpyinyourrumpy

Pro tip - find the corner then keep turning it and turning it and turning it and turning it

5 years ago |

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Dionysus187

My comforter has stitching that goes the length of it so I just have to find one and get to the end of it

5 years ago |

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jetPAX89

And turning it and turning it

5 years ago |

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MYDOGNANCY

And turning it...

5 years ago |

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Buddahpal

Did I mention to turn it?

5 years ago |

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ToreyCMoore

AND THE TURNS START COMING AND THEY DONT STOP COMING, BACK TO THE TURNS AND HIT THE TURN RUNNING!

5 years ago |

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anitamargarita

The long side is always under the dog.

5 years ago |

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ruferto

*over the wife

5 years ago |

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Fairbas

99.99999999 % wrapped tightly around the S/O

5 years ago |

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tennotenshi

But what if you don't have a d... HOLY SHIT WHERE DID THIS DOG COME FROM!?!?!

5 years ago |

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ElbowDeepInAJedi

I laughed when I read this and it woke up my dog. Now I'm in trouble.

5 years ago |

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Kitakita

then I freeze to death.

5 years ago |

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TheMythicalJackalope

me, being a champ to my dogs and taking the just the top loose blanket

5 years ago |

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anitamargarita

Always. And when mine gets cold she stabs me in the forehead with her little cocktail forks till I let her under the covers.

5 years ago |

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meowbray

Are you in my room right now?

5 years ago |

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anitamargarita

I'm crammed on the very edge of my bed with one foot hanging off with my dog jammed up against me. It's a king size bed and she's 10 lbs.

5 years ago |

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anitamargarita

We fight over the edge. 90% of the bed goes unused if it's just the two of us.

5 years ago |

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ApparentlyImaPsychopath

I have 3 dogs sleeping next to me in my queen size bed, plus a couple of cats lol

5 years ago |

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itsreallyirrelevant

Same here, but with my cat.

5 years ago |

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Onsvaltti

My fiance takes 90% of the bed :( luckily we have our own blankets!!!

5 years ago |

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