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If you have any questions ask me cause it really isn’t worth it to watch.
This will sum up most of the criticism in a humorous way- https://youtu.be/j_USHuhOqyk
Sep 15, 2020 12:19 AM
Savegeone007
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If you have any questions ask me cause it really isn’t worth it to watch.
This will sum up most of the criticism in a humorous way- https://youtu.be/j_USHuhOqyk
Karsten75
It's fucking Disney, what'd you expect?
CandleToad
Such a brave confession.
Savegeone007
Thank you, it took a lot for me to share this +1
Ilikecreativepeople
Im NEVER going to watch it, but I'm seeding it full bandwidth right now #fuckdisney #pirateforlife
holgerdk
HOIST THE COLORS! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzLy0ZAiyGY
Exyr
Well yeah thats pretty much what I expected. Also its why I'm not ever going to watch it.
Snoopy101x
I pirated it. Still feel like I spent too much on it.
myr14d
I mean. If you spent time watching it as opposed to doing something else, that's opportunity cost right there.
Snoopy101x
Wish I could get that time back and do something more productive, like wax my whole body.
MajikMessiah
That's what I've been hearing
BrewmasterDan
Well fuck me and all my friends watched it and agreed it was a good action movie it's not the same mulan for sure it's different
MajikMessiah
That's good, make your own opinion, I didn't see the original so I'm not driven to see the new one.
BrewmasterDan
It's a good kung fu action movie if anything has Donnie yen and jet li
BichesLoveMy120mmSabotPracticeRound
I got my review from The Critical Drinker, 10/10 trash movie. Would burn it if I could
ThatOtherMacAvoyWoman
What’s The Critical Drinker?
BichesLoveMy120mmSabotPracticeRound
https://youtu.be/kIH-eFqBLP4 Enjoy
gamorathecat
Chi chi, chi chi, chi chi chi, chi, chi chi
KissMyGeek
Pirated it and was still disappointed!
stabbedintheface
Oh wow...what a confession
thebowlllama
Our expectations were low but fuck
LlamaLlamaQuack
I understand there has to be some Disney “magic” to it, but the Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon ‘action’ was just a pass for me
RICHARDJOKES
I didn't even pay to see it and I still felt cheated. Disney straight up is just pumping garbage now becausethey know idiots will buy it.
Friendo2
It made me want to watch the cartoon immediately, to get the bad taste from my mouth
ubah00
No Mushu. . Not interested.
tuxedobob
The only problem I had with the original was when granny basically told her dead ancestors to fuck off.
orangeyougladitsnotbanana
Dishonor on Disney, dishonor on Disney's cow
Cidisthename
Dishonor on the CCP
johnmiddlenameredactedswanson
Course Ping did steal my girl...
Fynndango
Twenty minutes into it (I did not pay for it), I messaged a friend that there were zero dragons.
Vergilincrocs
Dishonor to me but I always hated Mushu..
paperzeppelin
They included a phoenix, didn't they? And a witch with an animality? Why not a dragon? Too unrealistic? Dishonor.
kikehungry
Is that really a proper use of the confession bear, more of an common opinion
SmooveDoober
Looks like nother dog shit remake for the holidays guys, hold on to your wallets.
PanykFelidae
It's also weird hamfisted propaganda (her sword has the FBI slogan on it, due to bad choice of character for what they wanted to say...)
PanykFelidae
and has less accuracy to chinese culture than the animated movie with the fucking dragon in it
spaznur
I hope they don't blame releasing a movie during pandemic as the reason they lost money.
OldTitoMoroz
It hasn't. China first day had over a million viewers.
Dankyoupro
I thought it was good..
SalsaBeard
Supposedly it’s more accurate to the original story. Still think it was overproduced and lacked heart. And too much unnecessary CGI.
sillyblackcat
Milan has superpowers in it so it definitely is not more accurate ?
SalsaBeard
The story specifically was more accurate. The super powers were just part of the over producing that I was not a fan of. Chi. What garbage.
wakkatata
It really wasn't that bad of a movie. Sure you can be conflicted about the actress supporting hkp, or whatever else political crap, but 1/2
amphibiousone
Coldstreme
Other than some characters names it’s not Mulan, it’s just a wuxia film
wakkatata
the movie itself, as a cinematic piece WAS NOT that bad. 2/2
thevortexmaster
My wife and i enjoyed it.
Savegeone007
Not to be facetious but… how?
thevortexmaster
We're pretty easy to please. I don't let bad plot, cast or cgi keep me from being entertained. I like silly super powers as well
CatFeeshandDog
The cornier the better?
thevortexmaster
Depends. Generally I'm really good at separating movies from their source material and just letting something be dumb but entertaining
CoqRoq
Sounds accurate. That video was hilarious..
TavisMcNamara
Holy SHIT that video would be hilarious if it wasn't utterly depressing.
Friendo2
That video completely summed it up lol
fredbloxx
agree on the video.
nonobnoxiouskpopfan
“That’s super considerate.” Lol
DoctorWhoots420
Link?
brotherThree
WOW wow wow wow
cheddarjacktees
In the description
PhailRaptor
Check the OP, it's at the end
DoctorWhoots420
It wasn't there before. Must have been an edit
Harryteeters
I hope you PirateBay-ed it.
Weejeebird
I did. I still want my money back.
Savegeone007
Oh yeah, no way was I going to give money for that cash grab
hoshanabanana
Disney
Fynndango
I did, and didn't find it so terrible. I mean, I've watched way worse movies for free. ?
Onsvaltti
I thought the bay got shut down?
Ktt5000
Google pirateproxy. There you'll always find a link to a working site. Some of the sites listed have ads, skip them
SaltyEsq
You cannot shut down the bay, it merely relocates to a new home
Onsvaltti
Haven't found it yet. Well, there's still soap2days
MaladaptedMedic
Do NOT google “Piratebay” and click on the top link of piratebay . org. It takes you to an illegal website!
eehj
Ok THANKYOU for the warning.
loosemoosejuice
Someone else on my family disney+ did, so i saw it. High hopes, low delivery
davidtheartist9000
I think marvel figured out ages ago. Make trailers crappy then the movie is received well
1337steaksicle
Eh, it helps that there was really only what? 1 movie that wasn’t universally praised? And Thor 2 wasn’t that bad tbh.
iambrose
Low hopes, still bored by it. HOWEVER, I tested up towards the end when SOMEONE showed up in the same colors as before.
iambrose
Teared**
loosemoosejuice
This was the worst live action remake yet.
iambrose
Snow White and the Huntsman don’t count, right? They aren’t “official” remakes?
loosemoosejuice
Yeah i don't think that was even Disney, was it? I never saw it.
ErMaOz
I concur. Couldn't even finish it.
robogeek78
I couldn't even finish the YouTube video.
Katlamos
I've heard even as a wuxia movie it's trash
imnotryan
The effects and choreography look AWFUL compared to older movies of that genre... It didn't go far enough in that direction to pull it off.
Skaus3n
Unpopular opinion, but if you're just looking for some samurai action and don't compare it to your childhood memory of the movie, then it's-
Skaus3n
Actually a decent movie, not great or anything and you can see right through the plot. But do not expect cartoon mulan quality.
tickle4berries
But Samurai are Japanese... that’s like saying if you want to see some gladiator action, watch Robin Hood.
Skaus3n
My bad, saw her sword and the armor and connected the dots, asian culture isn't my strong side.
Bathroomboy
And thats why the movie works for you! Hahahaha! Brilliant.
UrGrammasMonkey
Eh... It was ok, for a Kung Fu movie. If you go into it thinking it's gunna be Mulan but not animated ya ur gunna be disappointed.
Drywhitetoast
It wasnt even an ok Kung Fu movie. It was boring and just blagh.
EverythingThatFallsToTheGroundIsMine
Hm... if only they didn’t name it Mulan, and have it be not animated.
UrGrammasMonkey
It's a serious tone similar to jungle book or Aladdin. It's based on an old Chinese story but just different from the animated musical.
imnotryan
Well there is Disney's Mulan... and this is... Disney's Mulan. I don't feel it's necessary to judge it any other way.
UrGrammasMonkey
The animated musical vs a more serious rendition on the Chinese tale. 2 very different versions of the story.
imnotryan
More serious? You mean a realistic female character who has to work hard and use her cunning in order to save the day, or born all powerful?
DontLookBackInAnger
Honest question: Have any of the “live-action” Disney remakes done well?
Maelars
It's not a live action remake though. It's a separate movie. Still a million reasons not to watch it.
Sheikboy
Aladdin was ok, but that's because it's different enough to not feel just like the original & Will Smith's charisma is carrying it through.
thevortexmaster
I liked Aladdin and the Lion King and didn't mind this one but it wasn't supposed to be a remake as far as i know. A stand alone
ZaphodForgotHisTowel
The Aladdin remake was horrendous. Imo.
thevortexmaster
My family and i loved it. Good thing enjoyment is subjective!
Savegeone007
The newest “Lion King” was a frame for frame remake so I didn’t hate it, but it’s not necessarily “good” though
imnotryan
They've made lots of money... but most don't stray too far. This one made an enormous leap to leave out everything good about the original.
imnotryan
Did people like that character? Gone. Did people enjoy her character arc? Gone. Did people love her motivation for going army? Total reverse
MObscene1
I would think Cinderella and Beauty and the Beast we're good
amandajohnson78365
I agree, they paid homage to the originals but had a few new things, and were so beautiful!
1Plebian
Beauty and the Beast wasn't bad. I can't get over how awful the Beast is though.
MObscene1
Lol. Tried to ignore him
LiquorishSunfish
BELLE IS A FURRY
1Plebian
lol