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Jul 1, 2026 7:14 PM
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EggFooYung
Marco Rubio is an anchor baby.
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"Just put her in the Ganges first."
Resistance1000
Aranon1183
That dumb bitch has shit taste in men.
LifeIsADanceOfMinds
Time to get out that ol' change.org petition.
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EggFooYung
Not retroactive *yet*.
jb96387
Ever since South Park started making fun of him I can’t unsee him being trumps little tattoo and his stupid face
Khanamana324
James bowman (jd Vance’s legal name) needs to be luigied before it can do any further damage to the republic.
hohohoooo
Resistance1000
NM156
He could then remove Baron, Eric, Jr. and Ivanka!
TheRealSauceBoss
By their standards the shit gibbon too. His mom wasn't born in America.
W0lfsbl00d
And his dad was an anchor baby, both of fred's parents were immigrants.
Resistance1000
Allegedly. ;-)
lifeisadadjoke
As men get older, their beards turn white.
ButtscratchMcPherson
He'd do it in a second if he thought it would increase his odds of winning the 2028 primary.
Bizarkly
Usha Vance was born in America; therefore -- according to both the Constitution and the recent Supreme Court decision -- *she is an American*, and cannot be "deported".
derekjohn
Finally I agreed with Vance about something - DON'T SHOOT ! ! - : "Sometimes the Supreme Court makes mistakes".
RainierAlt
I'm wondering more about the "We're gonna try and correct that mistake." bit.
Reminds me of RoboCop where a character goes "I had to kill Bob Morton because he made a mistake. Now it's time to erase that mistake."
UnluckyLunkhead
JD also said, 'I hope the Pope learned something from what I said about immigrants'.
huey9k
Before or after you killed him, Couchfucker?
madjo
Well he still wants to fuck Erikkka Kkkirkkk's couch.
duktayp
https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTZjMDliOTUyZTR0NWhubmtwOTE2eGZwZzk4MnpqcTI0OTl1YjJiYThoZHJ4N2R1NCZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/oknuw9ymUwGqcyaUax/giphy.gif
brianbrian4566
Jimthebutler
Lmao dude thinks that hes less fallible than 9 people.
Arbitrarynamehere
6 of them are extraordinarily fallible. Vance used to be a never trumper at least
Jimthebutler
How many of those 6 have fucked a couch?
CJAW
I think I'm less fallible than 77,302,416 people
gonzar09
Insecure, chubby cheeked manboy with a penchant for eyeliner thinks he can correct the actions of a different branch of government to which he has no say.
VikingsAreNinjaPirates
He's the VP. He barely has any say in the Executive Branch until Colonel Sanders finishes off his boss.
gonzar09
Ronald McDonald*
rolliefingers
Sounds like the plot of star wars, if you were talking about chewbacca
tachyx
Are you accusing Chewbacca of something?
SheepySleepySmuggler
Ever wondered why there are no sofas in Star Wars? Unless you include the footage that was never publicly screened.
rolliefingers
I dunno man, I just type what the voice says.
duktayp
Vance: "she's not white, but she's a good mom" https://www.yahoo.com/news/fact-check-jd-vance-said-213200876.html
AntaNce
She always looks like a hostage who is trying to ask for help by facial expression.
brightlightbarking
Even with the full context, what he said is insane.
thatiscomedygoldrightthere
Not to the base.
brightlightbarking
Because they're insane, too.