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Tientchik
My wife play The Sims, and Black and White, so that's pretty cool
JavaGot
And she's not interested in you because games are her priority.
ScienceDiscoverer
Oh, the irony...
Mommiana
Met a man in an MMORPG. Been married almost 9 years now. We also haven't played for the last 8 years -.-
SixWingsWide
Better things to do now, I bet ;)
Mommiana
Our kids won't let us use the systems now :|
squeeblesquop1313
How can you say "perfect gaming girl" when that girl is clearly screen cheating
Kierbear2g
Actually since she's not paying attention she's clearly feeding.
Imghurrr
Because she's attractive and plays games therefore she's perfect
Sesquey
Or just bored waiting for a load screen.
YupitsmeKarl
screen peaking*
aahrg
That's her teammate. They all have matching jerseys
ElSephiroth
nobody is perfect, but gamer girls are more capable of understanding what i like and want. So they are closer to perfect for me.
SpffyZen
Mimimicheater <3
ForeverKnapp
She's not perfect, perfect gamers don't screen look.
OrangeBarb
If she is staying at home I doubt she is as well groomed as this girl
ShoppingCartRodeo
Depends. I dated a fellow gamer and he was a selfish prick. Everything I liked was "garbage" and he was holier than thou with his attitude
SteveCraft
I actually met a girl at school who enjoyed gaming and she was really chill. A friend and I shared our libraries to her. Didn't try to date.
dufflebutter
REAL LIFE, I completely empathize looking at some past boyfriends - I don't play MMOs and prefer sandbox open-world story driven stuff.
TheLastSpanishInquisitor
(1/2) That's one of the main issues. Then the fact that, if you want to play a game that they don't want to, it's either constant arguments
TheLastSpanishInquisitor
(2/2) or you're both together playing different games with different paces and have little in common. Not to speak of jealousy from others.
HnngRightInTheFeels
Probably would've been a douche even if he wasn't a gamer.
Dondarian
You have my sympathy. I'm a gamer, and have only dated one other gaming girl. And she was so selfish and awful, it lasted 2 weeks.
UptownFunkgotmeLockedOutOfHeavenwitha24kMagicGrenade
Same here, he was a sore loser & winner. And was the same way with comic books, like damn, man let me enjoy my hobbies.
mmmpoundcake
You just described my ex in less than 140 characters, without using profanities. Bravo.
ElSephiroth
spent 6 months with a gamergirl. We had great moments and boring ones, shared interests and opposite ones. I miss her even though i hate her
Dick75
Why would you want to date someone just like you? Date someone different, and maybe they can help you grow.
IratetheD
what men want and what exist are 2 different things. a hardcore gamer probably isn't a model. there isn't a beautiful girl at home 1/?
IratetheD
wearing sexy clothes, and makeup playing games waiting for you. and if there was one you would call her a fake and not a gamer.
DenverCoderIX
A day only have so many hours; work, housekeeping, studies, working out, gaming, shopping, grooming... Gotta discard something eventually
IratetheD
yep... if im playing video games you can bet your ass i look like shit. your lucky if im not in my pj's.
boogertown
She doesn't look like that btw
Feytira
Or maybe because you're looking for a perfect person and no perfect people exist in the world.
IHateYouAllSoDamnMuch
What about me?
Feytira
Especially not you. :P
IHateYouAllSoDamnMuch
Oh
ForestDemolitionExpert
Warcraft and chill?
KingKrown
Go to cons,meet people with like interest.
AlphaNate
That's a big LAN party to have at "home"
Squidacus
I moved my entire rig outside so I can showcase my goods to people passing by
Mountsom3
That's mimimimichaela, a member of a female Counter Strike team.
TamikaKolm76
Not 100%, no, but there's nothing wrong with having at least some kind of standard or prerequisite.
Samantharadninja
As a girl gamer most of the time when a stranger hears me talk they act like an asshole because I'm a girl.
Curiousone545
Aahh, pet peeve. Please don't call yourself a "girl gamer", it just perpetuates stupid stereotypes. You're a gamer.That happens to be female
Samantharadninja
Was only saying it to explain the situation correctly
CleverClint407
Everyone has hobbies but it seems like only gamers are the ones who complain about this problem. Maybe it's not the hobby that's the issue.
Xubat
it isn't but gamers are on the internet more so therefore you hear more complaining. Plenty of other lonely people irl who don't game.
W0lfsbl00d
No one else complains about a significant other's hobbies, one way or another?
ScienceDiscoverer
It's just special hobby. Its very important to many of us, gamers.
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rabidCOVIDphysician
I think the big problem is that its not one guy finding a girl and attacking. It's every neckbeard around finding that girl and going crazy
rabidCOVIDphysician
You get the guys who try to stand out by spamming, the ones just there for the anarchy, nd maybe a few normal but mostly they just stay away
LoopStricken
I imagine they're not the exact same people. #notallgamers
Xubat
what? you're making a generalization. Those guys/people are just assholes, they act like that to everyone probably even irl.
ZenithTempest
Nope she's a screen looker. Can already tell she has trust issues.
ambycakes84
We're also sporting a messy fun bun no makeup and haven't slept for 30 hours.
Merrilh
Maybe one day I'll find a girl I can play games with
ScienceDiscoverer
Or maybe it's just hopeless dreams...
Shananaa
Yeah you will :)
Merrilh
Aw thanks :)
SatansTh0ng
Michaela Lintrup. Csgo player for team secret. You're welcome.
ReelMudkipfucker
Gotta love mimi
GetSchwifty
Shit I didnt realize secret went to CSGO as well. Are they playing horribly now too or just their dota team? LUL
ImNotJames
Its an all female team. Not being trying to be rude but, female cs is a joke atm. They cant even compete with t3 male teams
GetSchwifty
Can we just say female pro gaming is a joke? I was mostly just poking fun at the fact that a literal DREAM team for dota 2 placed 13-16th.
bi0v0id
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ImJustAGigolo
and lives in Not America.
Abominor
Wait... you mean there are other countries?
ScienceDiscoverer
Apparently Not America is a country ;)
MamaKin
...and she's sitting there drinking soda, eating junk food, so if you met her you'd compare her to the porn sluts you fap to and reject her.
RevolutionOnHerLips
Some porn stars game though...
Waidonut
Or we've met so many fucking creeps with weird creepy fantasies that we are trying to hide.
ASquare
Probably cause she's fat and ugly just like me.
AgentOrangeJuice
Wow this got hella real, very quick.
beardedheathen
How is this thinking relevant? Does anyone see porn and think yeah that is the girl I wanna date? That's like watching MTVs
mechanimated
Be honest, how many couples have you seen with a fat woman and a hotter man vs the other way around? Guys are more judgmental -shrug-
ImGladWeHadThisChat
Women are more willing to sacrifice physical attraction for a man that can provide financial stability.
beardedheathen
cribs and then saying you won't buy a house cause its not what you saw.
beardedheathen
People don't think that way.
noobwrench383
Met my wife on world of warcraft. 6 foot tall and 200lbs of dutch sexiness. Best loving I've ever had. Were sharing a skyrim character now.
GoochoLibre
noobwrench after their first date: http://65.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8o4szWQ8C1rbezz0o1_500.png
RevolutionOnHerLips
That sounds disgusting. Sharing a Skyrim character?!
ScienceDiscoverer
Maaan, its not sanitarily ;)
dufflebutter
lalwaysupvotecatsandTHT
"sits at home" shows picture of a girl clearly not sitting at home
spookyjeff
She spent all her money on her rig and now she has to live in a group home.
AntiCircleJerker
imgur!!!
literallynobody
It could be her home you don't know her life
FindYourChillMate
Well yeh thats mimicheater. A pro CSGO player that generally has to attend lans
ExtraRains
There are at least 5 girls there
SingleNiceFedoraWearingClassyGuycautiondonotfriendzone
She has a lot of sisters *shruggingguy*
jrblast
It's because, when they tried to get a picture of a girl actually gaming at home, they were arrested.
ScienceDiscoverer
Some say, that stories about girls gaming at home might be true!
ANewBadlyNamedUsername
In the broootgrel
FreelanceSpermDonor
She has a big family. All sisters. All gamers. So fuck your presumption.
byohzzrd
Wearing a sponsored team jersey.
Zobaken
It's because there is no such thing as "gamer girl".
Howdidjadewdat
iwashereforamoment
This is hilarious :D
WorldsSmallestMegaDick
the girl who looks up and down has no room to judge
BotSeeker
When you fart really loud right in between songs...
Girtouh
Never seen it in gif format
FearInoculum
The girl on right looks like someone just farted in front of her nose.
AtlasUnbound
Girl on the left looks like she saw a small wang.
MrSexbang
Praise him
WillYouMarrowMe
Damn who put a body camera on me??
Frinedel
How I feel at a party, sad but horribly true.
surrealizations
Seriously as though I didn't have body issues earlier...
TheAlbatrossFromTheMoon
You must be fun at (LAN) parties
RobKnob91
THAT was the time to be a gamer
Clelu
I'd fucking double upvote if I could
flightlessfruit
meh. I prefer everyone having good internet and hanging out in mumble. it's still fun and no way for people to steal my food and drugs now.
YodasLeftEar
is it 2005 or something?
yourmomisminenow
nigga lan parties are still the shit
eloquince
hey people still do it><
ExposingTheIlluminati
We have LAN Parties for our game design class at school
bimpnottin
Yeah, same here. The computer science department at my university holds a LAN party every year.
TheToastGhostcx
Yeah same. So much fun.
YodasLeftEar
with PCs already in the room? damn
ExposingTheIlluminati
It is a lot of fun
Quento
I never understood this "I'm a gamer/geek, I must find a gamer/geek girlfriend" thing. People are more than their hobbies.
Frisbeetime420
^this!
Xaldyn
Because some people like to share their favorite hobby with their favorite person.
ScienceDiscoverer
But if, like in my case, It's not a hobby, but a reason to live?
bugsybrown
But you can sit about the house all day and game without saying a word to the other. It's a special connection few understand. Ahem.
ScienceDiscoverer
Co-op gaming requires much words, though.
gebsmith1
Couples who have common interests/similar personalities tend to get along a lot better
ForestDemolitionExpert
Try dating someone who doesn't share your passion of something or doesn't understand it and see how many stupid arguments come of it.
Felextheminimal
I would love to find a partner that likes my games though
Unluky
My wife hates video games. I play them all the time.
Godsoftheodds
I was going to jokingly ask for her number, but shit, I game all the time too. So uh... What's your steam name, bro?
Chexorz
But if you're more than just a casual gamer it can cause issues. My husband's best friend was part of our raid team and his wife gave him..
Chexorz
.. shit for it. We lost another raider to the same thing. If it's important to you, & your so isn't at least accepting of it, it's not fun.
CyrilConnolly
Unless you're Bruce Wayne.
Curiousone545
Uh.. it actually was a deal breaker for me, when I met a guy that wasn't willing to game. Found a gamer, hollyyy shit, makes me so happy.:D
Xenarion
Probably so you can have fun together.
ThisIsAFineHouseboat
Husband watches football and I play dungeons and dragons. People do their own thing.
ScienceDiscoverer
As guy, I always hated football... Mb cos in grandpa/dad always where watching football when my fav cartoons was airing xD
imtiredofthinkingupaccounts
Maybe if it isn't an obsession like some people have. Luckily my wife is equally obsessed. Otherwise it would be hella weird
Howdoilife
It can be hard to really understand each other in a gamer/non gamer relationship. Trying to explain something game related gets difficult.
grimfandango
My life would be so much better if my girlfriend loved video games. I would not be with someone based on this, but I can see the appeal.
ScienceDiscoverer
Especially when you don't have friends, and nobody to play games with while communicating via teamspeek or skype...
ResetButton
Yeah but in my hobby I need a consistent healer! /j
Scheisswichser
Exactly - the girl I'm currently (happily) dating couldn't be more different from me, but we enjoy each other's quirks. It would be (1/2)
Scheisswichser
(2/2) weird dating someone who's basically me. Wouldn't want to date myself ... We kind of even each other out, though that sounds cheesy...
SeaChell
I've dated guys who don't game but I'm happier with those who do. I want someone to get excited over my favorite things with me.
ScienceDiscoverer
Because games are one of the only things that keeps my miserable life going?
SolitaireUnraveling
That's like saying you don't understand why people look for others with the same hobbies. It's exactly like that.
didntknowyoucouldchangethis
You should watch The Lobster...
amap0la
Omg I dated/lived with someone I played an intense mmo with-killed our relationship lmao
MrOni
Right, hobbies are just a passion that in most aspects just defines people and their lifestyles. Nothing big
ImgurnariumOfDoctorGiraffus
Its a very absorbed and time consuming interest and could prompt a partner to feel neglected a bit if they're not sharing the experience.
ImgurnariumOfDoctorGiraffus
*even if you make an effort to pay attention and not play with them around, even 30-60 minute intervals make you feel a little bit guilty.
thisappisajoke
True, but at the same time, don't want to be with someone who's going to tell me I'm playing too many games and complaining I don't 1/2
thisappisajoke
2/2 spend enough time with them.
Iassann
I never understood this "I'm a hiker, I must find a hiker girlfriend" thing.
Xubat
if I travel a lot you better damn bet I date someone who wants to come with. I'm not going to Asia alone because she doesn't like planes.
ScienceDiscoverer
That's a point.
TheAngryBear
Yeah, a SO doesn't have to be some kind of "buddy"
fairybug
But it increases the likelihood of personality compatibility. As a gamer/geek girl, I refused to date anyone who did not share my interests.
ForestDemolitionExpert
Try dating someone who doesn't share your passion of something or doesn't understand it and see how many stupid arguments come of it.
FuzzBall87
But it's nice to have someone that doesn't hate you for being super absorbed in games.
RevolutionOnHerLips
One of my ex's would bitch about my gaming but literally did nothing more than watch Lifetime all day. So glad that's over.
Junktrunkjunkie
Don't worry just introduce them to imgur... atleast that way you'll have one addiction in common
oceanskysforever
Anyone who hates you because they don't understand their hobby doesn't really sound like an ideal partner anyway.
madetheaccountjustforyou
IE, someone with low enough self esteem that when you spend all your time and attention elsewhere they sit quietly waiting.
FuzzBall87
I don't think that's what I meant.
GoodbyePupurun
BFF is a "gamer girl", and this is her EXACT situation. She supported his gaming, now it's constant and destroying their relationship
ShoppingCartRodeo
I went through that. The guy was an elitist prick who listened to gamer podcasts all the time and based his opinions off them.
ShoppingCartRodeo
[2] very critical about everything and very selfish.
luposlipaphobia
I would torally get if someone would want to play games several hours a day. I row or cycle every day, don't wanna give that up either /1
luposlipaphobia
It's about finding a balance. I would probably have to adjust at some point, but then I expect the other to cooperate as well. /2
TrippingPocahontas
i bought a guy i was dating an XBOX One controller so I could play with him. He still didn't want to delete his dating apps for me. Broke up
kittybuttwiggle
Sounds like you dodge bullets even outside of a game.
TrippingPocahontas
thank you <3
SuperPickle17
Totally, anyone who has a console is a peasant.
jsktrogdor
Gaming however is a hobby that significant others often feel entitled to try and stop their partner from enjoying.
MerToo
not limited to significant others. gamer-bashing is a sooper-popular excuse for bullying and harassment.
mechanimated
It's also a hobby that frequently clashes with real-life obligations. You don't see people holing up in their room to crochet.
Mephane
OTOH true partners for life would respect each other's hobbies and interests.
HypnoChanger
Way easier to find someone who understands your hobby than it is to find someone who doesn't understand your hobby, but is okay with it.
Xubat
I'm just open to most things, people are scarred of what they don't understand though. Hard to break away form that but I get your point.
jsktrogdor
You teenagers have *got* to stop making up abbreviations. I just can't keep up with this. We already have like 6,000. That's enough.
Mephane
OTOH = on the other hand :)
sweatytelemarketer
Why not just say "on the other hand"?
Kalamarii
Should be a gamers dating site... And an RPG or shooter to get gamers attracted
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INeverThoughtIdMakeThisAccount
We're downvoting because what you said is dumb, not because there's some conspiracy where you're the only voice of reason in the world.
ScienceDiscoverer
After watching Welcome to NHK, I think my life suck cos of conspiracy!
theoriginalshew
Dragon Fruit. It's for all nerd stuff. Doesn't work that well though
eetsumkaus
BRILLIANT idea. We can call it, hmm, let's see, Battle.net or something!
ScienceDiscoverer
*Domain Name was already taken. Choose other name." Dam!..
Tricsun
I think it's been tried before.
grimloom
As a female gamer, I'd love a gamer dating site.
Brandomite
So uh, how about it? ;)
TheLastSpanishInquisitor
As a male gamer, who also works as a game developer, I would never date a gamer girl. I know many... not really into that.
TheTechAdmin
There is... the game is called, "Second Life". Check it out. I'm not joking. I know 3 couples that met in that game. 1 got married.
Icnbaw
What gamer would stop playing long enough to fill out a dating site form?
Bmwwallace
There is its called lovelup
Kircala
as a gamer girl, i avoid things like that because it always feels unsafe. i'd rather stick to killing npcs than interacting with people.
Lesbiansass
Gaymer.com
buttcreambandit
Pretty sure that's just called team based mmo's
AlexanderReave
Pairing is done by kdr
Fire91921
You sir, may have just thought of the best gaming idea ever...
TheTechAdmin
There is... the game is called, "Second Life". Check it out. I'm not joking. I know 3 couples that met in that game. 1 got married.
Chickenlicker
This wouldn't work. I know a few girls who play games and they don't obsess over "gaming guys" and trying to find them. No female would join
Howdoilife
I'm a guy and probably I wouldn't join either. We all know it would just be overflowing with lonely guys, not sure what would be better tho
CherryEmpress
Yeah this is pretty true. I'm a woman who plays games and I've never had any trouble meeting guys who also play games, everywhere.
ltsDizzyD
Don't take this the wrong way. But if you're hot gamer girl that's exactly why you don't have a problem finding guys.
visce
And I doubt anyone obsessed enough with getting a gamer girl GF would be a good date. have known a few dudes like that. They've all been 1/2
visce
Unclean, sexist, socially inept people who are unwilling to change themselves but demand their dream girl be hot as fuck and perfect. 2/2
notme222
I'm sorry, have we met?
icelaw
Kinda like any dating sites then? Heyyoo!
Zombraina
No reason to obsess when every server you join is a sausage fest haha
jsktrogdor
Normal dating sites are already a sausage fest. A "gamers' dating site" would be like the Sausage World's Fair.
orangeisthenewbasic
Like Boston
bimpnottin
God, the amount of m'ladying would go through the roof
ABillionDucks
Right? It's not like women don't have the pick of the litter already.
AFancyGentleman
Sausage Worlds Fair.. well played, Detective. Well played.
foosbabaganoosh
Maybe, could be incentive for women gamers considering the extreme amount of options they'd be able to select from!
Felextheminimal
Abe Froman is pleased with this
IJustLikeToArgue
Igetthatreference.gif
IJustLikeToArgue
The Sausage King of Chicago?
ThatDwarfWhoStealsYourOpinions
Don't make me get snooty.
Octwo
https://media.giphy.com/media/cAa9F0pK0xI7C/giphy.gif
FirstdomeLastdome
not to mention.... but i play as a female..... i like the view when i play
madetheaccountjustforyou
Of course the ass I have to stare at the entire time I play a game is going to be female. I'm not gay.
ASquare
Why do you stare your characters ass the whole game?
v3rmilion
Or maybe you secretly identify as a woman
MrScud
Like Vienna
FoxySpirit
Huh? I live in Vienna so care to explain?
MrScud
http://youtu.be/ddCKs8NmHfM
Koztah
No dis means that theres no good looking ladies to puts you know what into side of them.
NICKFOU
There is already one, I forgot the name but it ressemble to Tinder
knightsolaireismygloriussun
Yeah treybro.
thethreebears
Ti/dr?
Gholateg
Would T-bagging be second or third date?
saintjocks
Third as the T would stand for it
Sklumlord
If you don't tbag on the first date you're a prude
ThisMahSwamp
I always bag on first dates.
ThisMahSwamp
Or, for the women, clam slam.
TwiggingtonTheThird
That would just be the 'wink' feature.
youllnevergetmeluckycharms
First date. She needs to assert dominance
DSalCoda
*snail trail
ZodiacHammer
+1 for reference.
ThisMahSwamp
clam slam.
ByteCooled
They make one where you type in the games you play and it matches you with someone from the opposite gender that plays those games.
SlyRamen
Tell us plz
TwiggingtonTheThird
No no, that's cool. Leave out the site name; we aren't interested anyway.
ByteCooled
http://www.lovelup.net/
AlexanderReave
But matches you for a 1v1 deathmatch, none of that fuckery business
katercharlo
Or you get matched via time gamed
Jagertron
Do tell?
ByteCooled
http://www.lovelup.net/
professionalConfirmologist
THE SUSPENSE!!!!
OmegaBIades
I think it might be LovelUp. You can set up which MP games you play and it makes game dates. Wish it did genres, as I play a lot more SP.
ByteCooled
Yep, it's still in beta.
BenSpacey
Who is they?
EdgeGod
I would assume the gaming dating site
ZettaiRy0uiki
*cue suspenseful music*
flamingflamingo
As a gaming female, no thanks. I want a gamer boyfriend, but I don't want to join a site full of horny gamer dudes.
z0MgIrt3hSt0N3CRv5h3rFr0mt3x4S
so... how you doin? ;)
flamingflamingo
sweaty and sleepy, thanks for asking.
z0MgIrt3hSt0N3CRv5h3rFr0mt3x4S
that's understandable, sleep well and wipe that headphone sweat off... lol
AFancyGentleman
As a guy who plays video games... yeah. I could see how utterly unappealing that would be. Normal dating sites are pretty awful, that.. ugh.
flamingflamingo
There are plenty of cool gamer dudes, I know a lot of them. But I don't think a dating site would have a lot of those.
AFancyGentleman
Exactly.
TheLastSpanishInquisitor
R.I.P. your inbox.
flamingflamingo
People have very little faith in this site. Not a single PM.
CrabomancersCauldron
If only the app had messages. You lucked out this time.
ABillionDucks
Yeah, it's so annoying taking dick pics on my phone then sending them to my computer then messaging people. Sarah pls
TheLastSpanishInquisitor
Well, don't taunt me! Just kidding. I've never received a PM myself, but it's what other people say...
flamingflamingo
I've got a ton of PMs but they're mostly polite hellos, debates, and questions unrelated to my gender and hobbies.
SirMcBubbleWrap
Unless you meet her online. Because you are both at home playing games.
BeladridEnArr
That's how I met my husband. He was my GL in an MMO. Says that I had him at "FUCK OFF" cuz we got in a huge fight in guild chat.
Beepity
And they say romance is dead.
ViktorKovacs
met my wife online playing WoW. Married 3 years, been together 8.
peteiscool
Me too, turns out games are a good way to meet people. Why do more people not know this? :)
Jhook12
If shes playing for a semi pro or pro team.. You arent going to meet her online either.. Shes far more serious then you are, filthy casual
noobwrench383
Right? My wife is a better gamer than me. Im a better race car driver though. We all have our thing.
Adorkable90
I was my husband's pocket healer and 2's partner on wow. Now we're 2's partners in life.
ScienceDiscoverer
It sounds more like some anime show plot, not real life...
Howdoilife
I haven't met a girl on a game since I played WoW
Mysadventure
Which is how I met my husband. MMOs are great places to meet people.
ScienceDiscoverer
Well, I guess hating MMOs and not playing them was biggest mistake of my miserable gaming life!
JuliaY
I met my boyfriend on Rust, so...I guess it can happen on almost any game.
ScienceDiscoverer
But it requires some communication skills that I lack >_<
JuliaY
I'm insanely shy if I don't know someone, but online makes it a lot easier for me. I have met 10 people from the Internet now, though!
JustFuckingLetMeGoPlease
That's how I met my fiancèe, no joke.
SweetChiliHeat
That's how I met the guy I like Rn so yeah
buttscommasteve
loochiano89
Stop beating your dick, grow a set, and go fuck a girl you fucks
spiderqueendemon
My friend introduced me to a great guy at dinner one time in our college dorm cafeteria. She was the original LAN-party-throwing gamer girl1
spiderqueendemon
and it turned out later that the reason why she introduced us was because she had seen us both play Diablo II and Unreal Tournament and 2
spiderqueendemon
thought the easiest way to get a WoW guild of IRL friends started was literal matchmaking. She did this on a regular basis, to many pairs. 3
spiderqueendemon
I'm happily married to the guy, we have a kid, like eight of our friends met the same way, girl in question has many godchildren and is 4
spiderqueendemon
expecting her first baby with her husband (and tank,) of several years this fall. I think colleges might be the place to find gamer mates.
moderatbothsides
No your both online playing games.
DiscoSockPuppets
yeah but we're automatically accused of being dudes. I gave up on that shit a long time ago. Hopefully I run into one of you fuckers IRL.
MilesOnACar
How I met my ex, I was playing D2 as a Druid, he came into my game and instantly hostiles me with his Barbarian.
DruidNature
As a Druid, I hope you let him step on a few thorns on the way out!
skelitor120
And you lose out on her because you blindly accuse her of being a man just because she wont send you nudes on the first day.
Rainue911
Met my bff's now fiancé online, met my own boyfriend online, it can happen!! Sometimes...
ScienceDiscoverer
Like 1/10000000 time...
Rainue911
But it happens ^^ gamers can fall in love too!! And have it work out, lol
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ScienceDiscoverer
I don't know how it is possible IRL.
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ScienceDiscoverer
Being an introvert in an extrovert world is pure pain :'(
phosphoenolpizzavate
I know, it's awful. Everything is for extroverts :(
SirMcBubbleWrap
Congratulations!
JuliaY
Same, I'm moving at the beginning of the year. :) Good luck!
phosphoenolpizzavate
ahhh that's so cool! Haha we have so much in common :P good luck to you too! Keep rust-ing it up :D
Borcska
solution to finding a gamer girl? NEVER LEAVE HOME AND GAME ALL DAY... i'm in
ScienceDiscoverer
Sounds like a plan !!
bekreider
It's how my fiance and I met. I'm not even a huge gaming person either.
JustFuckingLetMeGoPlease
Holy shit, same!
Textuality
Met my bf that way. Playing an MMO, ended up randomly grouped up, started chatting, became friends. Bonding over digital murder. Romance! :)
NoobOfEngland
Sums up my girlfriend and me
tikimiki
welp, better play more games
ScienceDiscoverer
Best plan, 10/10 IGN.
guinearump
That's how I met my husband, too! He was my tank and I kept his hp topped off, rezzed him first, and let the noobs in fire die.
rhysi
That's how my fiance and I met 3 years ago. Playing WoW. :/
HalcyonGlaze
That's how I met both of mine. :)
LadyTotesMcGoats
Met my bf on a mmo 4 years ago
oldarchive
Met by bf that way
NocturnalGreed
Met my gf of almost 4 years on Omegle. She lived in California, I lived in PA. She's sitting on our couch as I type this.
SiegwardOfCatarina
Met my wife online. Fucking score.
SquishyToeBeans
How I met my man :P
JuliaY
Yep, I met my boyfriend last summer. We fly across country to see each other, met the families, etc. Moving in January. :)
SirMcBubbleWrap
That is awesome to hear about! Congratulations
kittyclawz
That's how I met my BF
AnythingMuchShorter
My cousin met a cute gamer girl this way. She's pretty fat, but sweet and cute, and a good girl for a nerd like him
slackittude
Met gf that way. Yay video games
Telaris
That's how I met my GF, same online game in the same guild for 2.5 years. One thing leads to another...
framboesasil
Dont try to get girls online plz. Its really anoying when they find out that im a girl and dont stop asking me shit questions ugh
IHateYouAllSoDamnMuch
'Don't try to talk to girls cos when guys talk to me it annoys me' - you basically
QuickINeedAName
I've fkd up 2 relationships online, guess I was too young and stupid to make it work.
MankHoody
I met a guy online who turned out to be a stalker. Sorry to ruin the mood between all these lovestories, just remember to be careful!
ScienceDiscoverer
Yea, life is not anime!! Just remember Rose's story! http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/people/rose-randytaylor69
daf4ever
I'm sorry to hear that. I'll make it up for you. Whats your address and phone number? ( o o )
daf4ever
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SirMcBubbleWrap
I'm sorry that happened. *hugs*
actuallyafool
Meet a girl online and don't troll her to death? What are you gay?
katercharlo
I've never been trolled online.
Zombraina
I have.. funny enough it's never the children, it's the mid to late teens.
actuallyafool
Casuals these days
katercharlo
Can't even troll a girl?
arenten
hey its me ur brother ha no its not get trold
actuallyafool
savage af
thepersonwhostaresatyouthroughyourwebcamwhenyouthinkitsoff
Met mine online, it's not as fun as you'd think to have a gamer gf
Runzu
Why not?
thelonepig
I play online w my guy and I'm gross now. My house is messy and I'm flabbier than when I was all about the gym. But it's our time together.
kittybuttwiggle
Why not?
00dlez
Well, he's a guy, so...
SoraPonyBoyVersetti
She sounds hideous.
AkwardBearHug
What are you wearing Jake?
TheHappySoul
Uhhh, kakis?
CatBreadFace
She sounds hideous
viper7667
That's because she's a man
thaihor
And having sex with you're mom
RamenAndBooze
your* and please, stay relevant to the topic here...
luckytyphoon
G.I.R.L. guy in real life
112864
Girl is really lying
Zreen
Time to turn gay then
WrathOfKanye
Jake? From State Farm?
ThatGuyNoOneKnows
Uuuuuuuhhh, khakis?
ThatOneGuyOP
State? From jake farm?
drckwd
We can only wish
BearsBeetsBananas
Yes?
cassotography
Haha! Nailed it!
IHateYouAllSoDamnMuch
I wander the wastes of rust looking for love.. Maybe if I stopped shooting everyone in the head before a word could be said....
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IHateYouAllSoDamnMuch
I'll start by not killing literally everyone...
JuliaY
Me too! :D
phosphoenolpizzavate
that's so cool!
IHateYouAllSoDamnMuch
Its not working :(
phosphoenolpizzavate
Did you stop the whole killing on sight thing? Maybe wear a romantic af candle hat, or walk around with your torch. Or just spam the chat.
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peachypunch
But you don't meet in any games, because no one uses a FUCKING MICROPHONE ANYMORE FUCK
ScienceDiscoverer
I don't use it cos I'm too shy and have no friends :'( And cos I hate myself :'(
JuliaY
Rust - you use it with non-allies but generally you gotta use a voice program outside of the game for your group.
Runzu
Met my SO of 3 years online! :D
LillyVixen
Mine dumped me nearly a year ago and I miss him. Haven't fit so perfectly with anyone since
Melsom
How you doin?
InboxMeYourKittyCats
I met mine online too. Today is our one year anniversary! :D
Euthanized
Met mine playing online games 15 years ago, still married!
Runzu
Wow. That's a long time ago! Awesome for being a pioneer in the early days of the internet! :D I met mine playing a game too. xD
bimpnottin
I met him in real life, but we were too shy to speak to each other. We bonded over a lot of late night portal coop sessions :)
simplystacielynn
Same here! :)
Juicyhil
3 years is kind of young, isn't she? Is that legal?
Lexsteel11
Tried to get mine to play even portal and she gave up. Hates when I play fallout and cod
Runzu
That sucks. I hope that changes. :c My SO & I play together, compare single-player games, if we both own it, & stream games to one another.
lGneousMlracIe
Some day you'll meet in person!!
Runzu
We did last year! c:
Corin
Er, wait a sec. You met your SO of 3 years for the first time a year ago? Also, you make it sound like you don't see them regularly now...
Runzu
We met online/started dating in 2013. We met physically last April. They live in England and I'm from the US. We are still in a LDR
lGneousMlracIe
Someday you will!!
Runzu
I will what? O wo;
PumpkinSpiceBasic
Been with mine for a year now. ^_^
SchwiftyGameOnPoint
Mine left me for another guy "friend" we both met online.
onereadersrecord
Married mine :) 5th anniversary coming up next month!
Runzu
Gonna be some time before that though we want to. We are still a LDR and still are trying to piece our lives together. Wish us luck!
onereadersrecord
We were LDR too and it was a struggle but 100% worth it. Have faith my friend! Best of luck :D
PumpkinSpiceBasic
Good luck! I just moved to my guy. The perfect timing will open up and it will be so worth. ♡
MyCatLikesToFruitcake
Met my husband in WoW. Friends for 3-4 years, then became a couple. 7 years together/married. 3 year old and one on the way. We still game.
Woofbloodywoof
My best friend is dating a girl he met in GW2, I dissaprove of her so damn much but he's happy. So I hold my tonge and hope for the best.
MyCatLikesToFruitcake
If theres red flags then you need to tell him. Most gaming relationships are a mess and don't end well. Watch your buddies back :)
Woofbloodywoof
There've been a few, and I voiced my concerns, But beyond that I'm supportive. I hope they end up like you two despite the fact I hate her.
ellytheawesome
Met my husband playing WoW. Married almost 8 years now... 2 dogs and a house. Babies can wait til I level up some more.
ImgonnapartylikeitsCOVID1999
Rub in for the rest of us why don't you.
Refmylife
Met my wife on WoW too! Been married for 3 years. No kids because we can still only get aroused through virtual sex. Both still virgins.
MyCatLikesToFruitcake
That's... Unique. But grats on the happy marriage
OldRazzIeDazzIe
Met sexyorc69 on wow... found out it's a man :'(
Maso1111
Met my hubs in Wow.. Ten years married 3 kids.
TheJiziason
but have you met for realsies tho?
jayliu1984
Well, what do they said? Oh, yeah, fuck you and your happiness
MyCatLikesToFruitcake
You'll find yours :)
ScienceDiscoverer
I will not :'( I lost any hope...
MyCatLikesToFruitcake
I didn't find him. He found me and I never saw it coming.
scrim4
... I had no idea you could get pregnant at 3!
Bmwwallace
*slow clap* +1
noobwrench383
Met my wife on WoW too. We raided BC together. 2 years married now. We have 3 dogs and 3 cats. Lol.
MyCatLikesToFruitcake
We met in BC haha
g0st
Leroy Jenkins?
andrewtater
I bet you raided her. No? Awkward stretch? Shouldn't say that? I'm really bad with boundaries. I threw a Katrina pool party on the 1st anniv
noobwrench383
She unlocked her chest when I had enough achievement points.
ScienceDiscoverer
Well, I guess not playing MMORPGs was a big mistake of my gaming life!
imatubejunkie
You and me both. I have met some guys gaming and even dated one but it seems WOW was the place to be, at least it was 10 years ago.
MyCatLikesToFruitcake
Never too late. Can't really find people on solo games a'course.
ScienceDiscoverer
I played dota mostly... Now I play coop games with random ppl :'( MOBAs have too short time to make friends :'(
imatubejunkie
I mostly play Smite and it can be pretty toxic at times. I've met people to play with but mostly they are far too young for much else.
MyCatLikesToFruitcake
I was the young one when my husband found me. Met when I was 18, got together at 21. He's 7 years older than me.