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bikergeek6249
He doesn't need your vote any more, so he's throwing you under the bus, like he does with everyone else who's no longer of use to him.
mksu
They're working on making themselves excited for the new plan.
ShadeMeadowsArt
Yup.
Things are goin' to get horrifyingly worse
EroticZombiePants
Trump's plan to end the Ukraine War is to stop all funding to them and let Russia take them over.
Munchman347
'I can't lower food prices because of obstructionist Liberals, can't end Ukraine's aggression against poor Russia for reasons, and somebody called me a pussy who let Musky become actual President, so I'ma invade places that can't fight back to prove I'm a 'Real Man©'... 🤡💩
SithElephant
It's been a while since 'I could shoot people in times square and not lose votes' has stopped seeming like hyperbole. A somewhat shorter time since I suspected that 'and not go to jail' can be added on.
Justanotherbloodyacctname
Don't forget "actually immigrants are important for the economy". They loved that.
fnoigy
They're screaming "Yes!!!" For both
Akistos
dude on the left on the second panel should have only the very top of his hat showing and be a lot closer to Trump.
CapttainKillJoy
Is he supposed looking for something?
Akistos
Needs to be lower. It's not like trump is 6'3" or anything. :D
WildWeasel76
As an active member of the military, I will NOT be invading Panama, Greenland or Canada.
They can throw my ass in jail. Fuck that.
Euchre
Don't forget cutting down Social Security until the program is ended. He wants to do that now, too.
Ooftameg
Fixed that for you.
BlueskydragonFX
NinjaCongo
MissIWasntItching
Took me a minute to even see the difference.
I did eventually see, but I might be the idiot those big red circles are for
JustAnOldLurker
Came here to make this correction.
Retrikaethan
samesies.
nclu
3rd
Rapbot20
And Putin and Xi are loving it
Moonthatspellsmoon
You missed the part where the dumbasses magat is just as excited on 11/6 because now all the libs got owned
Jordan7831
Billis75
Guy on the left is fine with that, it was always about the grifting and racism, not food prices. that was just something they could say that wasn't "We had to come up with yet another term that means racism."
unluckyandbored
I hope every one of these MAGA fuckbrains get EVERYTHING THEY VOTED FOR.
Misteree8
The 2nd one should still have the MAGAt scream yes yes yes. Its been a rare thing to see trumpers and even conservatives admit in any way what trump proposes and does is bad.
swedeonamoose
Trump is already being naughty, a fully US controlled Greenland is so not on daddy Putins list of stuff he wants, hell he is already crying about how the US will station nukes there.
dfhowes
Well obviously, as soon as the Convicted Felon gets control of Greenland (by what ever means) it will be turned over to Putin. Then the debt of the Convicted Felon to Putin will be wiped clean.
PurifiedInTheWatersOfLakeMinnetonka
Almost. The MAGAts are still cheering, despite the lies.
Lurch1911
doctorId
America is going to die because of one big nation-wide sunk cost fallacy.
dingybasement350
They don't care. They voted for him because they can't cum unless brown kids are I'm cages and trans kids are dead.
MisterLemons
"Lol alternative facts. Still better than that woman though, trust me"
InfocalypseRising
As always this assumes they gave a single shit about anything he said. He could say "I will line up my voters and shoot them in the head one by one" and they would cheer for it. It doesn't fucking matter what he says, they will worship him like a god no matter what.
AdmiralLightningrod
Reminds me of the quote by Terry Pratchet."Always remember that the crowd that applauds your coronation is the same crowd that will applaud your beheading. People like a show."
TheMightyMollusk
As long as the black/gay/other minority gets executed first, they won't care.
Osiricus
Yep, anything that makes "libtards go crazy" even if it hurts them just as much if not more.
JoeDuece
One of his policies that I could actually support
dwolvin
More like gradeschool level lying. Nobody with half a brain thought his word was worth anything.
TurtleMeenageNurtleTutant
make sense .. 70 mil americans have less then 50% brain activity .. its now the land of the corrupted pedophiles and cousin fuckers
Akistos
wouldn't 50% brain activity be the median? It should be clear by now that Trump supporters are well below any "centralized" metric....
psuedon
Half the population has below average intelligence. Guess which half that is?
IlDepo
They don't care. They "owned the libtards", that's all they want. They'd literally castrate themselves if orange shitstain convince them that democrats would be pissed if they did.
Knifesmith
Why there isn't a wider movement of faux MAGA trends to "own the libs" I cannot fathom. Maybe it's that nothing that could be done would be more stupid than the shit they're already doing to themselves (wearing maxipads on their ears, golden diapers, etc...).
Knifesmith
Why there isn't a wider movement of faux MAGA trends to "own the libs" I cannot fathom. Maybe it's that nothing that could be done would be more stupid than the shit they're already doing to themselves (wearing maxipads on their ears, golden diapers, etc...).
Tumescentpie
I'll be papers will be written on the indoctrination by Christians and the lack of prefrontal cortex development that lead to millions being susceptible to obvious grifter Donald rapist Trump running an extremely easy to see through con.
kidonanescalator
HUGHgReaction
They didn't fall it, this is what they wanted. They wanted it more than people wanted the dems.
FractalChainsaw
This image is wrong. True Redcaps are proud to be duped.
flagbasher
acuteavocado7
did he leave the rest at home, or...?
flagbasher
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INeverReadTheTOS
Well gosh darn and heck it. If only they were warned by literally millions of people that exactly this would happen. Oh well.
IhopeUgetwhatUvoted4
He is going to raise costs and take away government programs that help workers. Don't sugar coat things.
ghornby
More people didn’t vote than voted for trump.
PraiseAzathoth
1. That doesn't make this any better. They had a chance to try and stop him with extremely minimal effort and yet chose not to.
2. The fact that this man has as many votes as he did is straight up insanity. All of America saw what he did during his first run and went, "yes! Another 4 years of this!"
3. The fact that he was able to run at all is insulting to everyone. Breaking all those laws and attacking the capitol with 0 consequences insults everyone else that has to live by the law.
ghornby
Yet, despite all that 36 million people sat on their hands on election night. It makes the notion of any kind of resistance now pretty unrealistic.
DriverIRQnotlessOrEqual
As per my maga uncle and neighbors, they have forgotten all about said promises and are all on board with Trumps plans whatever they are. Also California’s fire are because the fire chief is a woman
SpectralSpider
Ask him to write down an opinion and a justification on a piece of paper. Maybe make him write something like "I hold these opinions independently, and thereby won't change them because I'm not brainwashed." Then hold onto it. Maybe have him take a picture with his phone so he doesn't convince himself you altered it when you bring it back to him a few months later when a few fox news viewings have made him change his mind completely.
PineappleLoopsBroether
……….. bring on the new plague
HowlingRollercoaster2
since they are still fully entrenched in anti-vax and suspicion of science, for fuck sake, yes please. The rest of us have an opportunity to support each other to stay home and safe from these morons while they die off. i mean, as long as water and power stays on we can crowd fund food delivery and mulch snd recycle. if they cut food assistance their people suffer as much of more than ours do. bring on the next pandemic. let's organize like they do, except for survival instead of hate.
BeaverOnFire
Well women pee fire so that tracks. 🤔
DriverIRQnotlessOrEqual
That’s the asparagus working it’s devil magic
Emjayen
Fitting - that's how cultists behave. I remember when these losers (namely of the QAnon) variety used to refer to themselves as "pedes", a contraction of centipede, along with slogan "where one goes we all go". The jokes write themself.
Imadethisaccounttopost
Yep, I've started to see the Maga and talking heads blame the LAFD Chief because she's a woman.
The only minor issue I have with her is during a spotlight on Women in Law/Fire, she brought up being heckled with "Are you strong enough" or "you couldn't carry my husband out of a fire"
To which her reply was "He got himself in the wrong place if I have to carry him out"
I understand she's being barbed, but that's not the right answer.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/TvPmx_zy_NY (1min 29sec)
TheWombatStrikesAgain
Trumps only relevant promise is and has always been "I'll hurt everyone you don't like!" That's why he was elected, and that's why it doesn't matter how many of his other promises he breaks.
Taalii
They don’t even care if they get hurt too as long as those they hate are hurt. Hell it’s a plus to them ‘look we suffered to make others suffer more see how devout we are white jebus’
Shadowkrieger
I thought the fires was because of a Jewish space laser and Biden controlling the wind like magneto
GlenL
He could tell them all to move to the MAGA compound in Guyana, and they'd be on the next flight
ChesterBangs
Yeah having ovaries just makes logical sense
rdewalt
My maga uncle (does everyone have one?) says the fires are due to the gay groomers in Hollywood finally getting punishment from Jesus.
TeamRocketHR
Quick, ask him who the hurricanes punished.
GlenL
If Biblical punishment were a thing, Trump would have been struck by lightning while golfing
Sticklebrickk
He does realize people like Mel Gibson and James Woods live there too, right?
TheBlueMuppet
Ask him why he believes in ghosts, and why the Holy Ghost never does anything, ever.
cjandstuff
Red states always say California's disasters are God's punishment. And within the next week or two, there's some huge disaster in those red states.
SuperPickle17
"Democrats are controlling hurricanes as a political weapon"
cjandstuff
I never understood this line of thinking. If they really are, then why the hell would they have set California on fire?
Cue some other conspiracy theory.
ExTechOp
These recurring conspiracy theories don't have to be internally or mutually consistent in any way. The main thing is that they blame someone "else", and not choices made earlier.