When women need a man

Jun 3, 2018 12:23 PM

AjKaramba

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When a man is needed.

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8 years ago | Likes 49 Dislikes 2

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Or... Or when dumb women need ANYONE smarter than them, man or woman.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

ya'll got any more of them pixels?

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

We have a couple gates like this at work, and both are broken...Now I wonder if I've figured out HOW the gates got broken...

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

How fucked are the hinges on that gate?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

probably fine, but i'll bet they lifted the hinge post out of the ground a little, and it will never hang straight :/ fucking idiots

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The lack of insight is actually scary

8 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 4

Now they hit him up with some #MeToo for making them look stupid.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago | Likes 57 Dislikes 4

I don’t understand what they were trying to do?? Open the gate vertically like some parking garage barrier?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Zero surprises given.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Well it's good to know men aren't ever blindly dumb at any moment, right guys?

8 years ago | Likes 52 Dislikes 16

How can you get to be that old and have never seen one of those gates before?

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Never left the city?

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Just like a man...even mansplaining the gate...dam us...

8 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 8

He's clearly sexist now.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

The sad thing is, at some point these morons will be responsible for raising a child.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

They don't have to...but the probably will.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well since getting knocked up seems to be the cool thing to do for any person with a pussy, there's no probably about it.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Did he get some?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Guess we know who is dying first in a horror movie...

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Feminism

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

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8 years ago (deleted Jun 6, 2018 10:25 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

i downvoted the comment that said feminism, i was about to upvote you thinking you didn't deserve downvotes. read your comment, downvoted.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well ya don’t learn that instagram do ya

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I really hope this is faked because otherwise those 3, combined, are dumber than a fucking gate...

8 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 1

It looks it, the two women facing away don't appear to be straining or anything, makes it seem the one facing is just faking.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I dunno man, I've known some pretty dumb people in my life

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

They don't need a man, They need to become men!

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

No no then what will us men have

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Beings swift as coursing rivers, with the force of great typhoons, the strength of the raging fire, mysterious as the dark side of the moon!

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yeah, fuck women!

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 4

I prefer men.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's generally the plan, yeah

8 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 1

I'm the man with the plan.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Username checks out.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago | Likes 164 Dislikes 3

such a useful gif

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago | Likes 1215 Dislikes 8

I don't get the relevance of this comment. H can you help out an idiot, please?

8 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

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Better version for you v

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Hooray! All the pixels!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And all the frame rate too!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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Video has three girls and a dude. Women is correct, man is correct, and everything else is proper form. The English checks out.

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I watched that episode literally 30 mins ago

8 years ago | Likes 67 Dislikes 2

I've been wanting to introduce my fiance to old school Simpsons, is there any way to stream it?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How do you open a door? "People open doors for me"

8 years ago | Likes 151 Dislikes 7

Bottom up. Never fails

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Patriarchy in action! Men open doors for women so they forget how to do it themselves!

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Now the gate is fucked. Nice one girls

8 years ago | Likes 1197 Dislikes 22

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8 years ago (deleted Apr 6, 2019 8:36 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

I’m a very happy person. But having done a lot of fencing it takes a long time to get a gate swinging perfectly. Then someone does this

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The real strength of men isn't our back or shoulders, it's our wit.

8 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 7

I'll leave this here https://www.boredpanda.com/safety-men-fails-funny/

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And yet we're still oblivious to when girls flirt with us ;(

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 2

I have a penchant for nice gates...built for my rabbits. I still haven't convinced my wife that sitting on an open gate is bad.

8 years ago | Likes 107 Dislikes 0

This boggles my mind even more. especially when she tries to pull it up.

8 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Fuck that just ended up making me mad

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

yeah I tried to find the source to see if she's actually mentally ill

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

It just keeps getting worse the longer I watch.

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Cover the top with spikes?

8 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

Electrification

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I thought the idea was to keep women from sitting on it...

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

It boggles the mind that any adult needs convincing that sitting on an open gate is bad. It's safe to assume most gates aren't overbuilt.

8 years ago | Likes 54 Dislikes 0

The issue is that she never thinks about gates, and the mechanics of them. But, I do overbuild like crazy.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

An open gate? Is that just a gate that opens?

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 11

I mean a gate that doesn't open is a fence...

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

That's affensive

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I assume he means opening a gate and then sitting on it when it's not resting in its frame or on the lock, leaving the weight on the hinges.

8 years ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 0

Yes.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0