Christmas morning 2005 my pal was dumping lav when the hose failed. Full tank - redeye charter back from Mexico. I was standing in the galley grooming with the door open and I heard "snap" - "thump" - "splooosh" - "Oh Fuck!". Luckily, it being winter and it, it immediately froze mostly solid underneath the airplane. What we didn't count on was the sun coming out a little bit before the passengers came out to board - it was a ground load gate. So we frantically got out the hoses.
airports have to pay for the luxury of having ice agents standing around, so they cant pay to have the sewage handled as usual. its a warm day, it'll evaporate soon
I thought it was fuel at first, but is it the sewage truck? Looks like thereās an easy handle to open the drain, and based on the voice commentary the guy driving the tow bar crashed into it perfectly?
AtaSeaParks
When you gotta go, you gotta go.
dfhowes
Well, no shit!
(sorry, I had to say it)
pickledpete1337
Is that dookie water?
TheVillageGrouch9000
Well that was shitty.
donthaveonebrojustlurk
Christmas morning 2005 my pal was dumping lav when the hose failed. Full tank - redeye charter back from Mexico. I was standing in the galley grooming with the door open and I heard "snap" - "thump" - "splooosh" - "Oh Fuck!". Luckily, it being winter and it, it immediately froze mostly solid underneath the airplane. What we didn't count on was the sun coming out a little bit before the passengers came out to board - it was a ground load gate. So we frantically got out the hoses.
PunnyTiger
swisspoo
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beez428
At one time
secretagentchewbacca
Shit happens.
dcmirepoix2350
Someone light a match š
FlyingElvisesUtahChapter
I looks like someone just quit their job with the head shake āHell noā look.
film888master9
Picked a bad day to quit sniffing glue!
ButtscratchMcPherson
Can't park there, mate.
TupacAintDead
Thatās doodoo, baby
Buffoonery
Dude, did you shit my pants?
TallynNyntyg
And this is why you need to walk your tugs too. If you don't let them pee in designated zones, they're gonna wind up peeing on the spot.
Dishonored360
Get the spill kit
albakSPrince
airports have to pay for the luxury of having ice agents standing around, so they cant pay to have the sewage handled as usual. its a warm day, it'll evaporate soon
NovemberAlphaMikeEcho
Why the hell is there no driver's side mirror? Also seems like he should have been EXTRA careful with no way to look back while reversing.
donthaveonebrojustlurk
Someone probably backed into it and knocked it off
Astramancer
Makerofroads
Ah, the swat truck.
fformulaa
Spool up the jet and blow it down the runway!
BaddyOneShoe
600 mph high velocity hot poop is more fun than just normal poop. I had spicy chili tonight. Good times.
KrondorMocker
Jet shit can't melt steel beams
cgt9803
Is that the shit truck?
NKato
Piss truck, but yes.
neddyhill
Hexidimentional
better poop than jet fuel these days
fireclanninja1337
Poop is still cheap as ever. Maybe the most stable commodity.
NKato
It's mostly piss. People don't poop often enough on airplanes to clog the shitter.
kelvinsoice10
Was that supposed to make us feel better? āCause itās not making me feel better.
NKato
Spilling piss anywhere other than a fetish hotel or shower room is never going to make anyone feel better unless they have that specific kink.
jqubed
I thought it was fuel at first, but is it the sewage truck? Looks like thereās an easy handle to open the drain, and based on the voice commentary the guy driving the tow bar crashed into it perfectly?
pullingsixty
Why isn't it blue?
Hekatombe
Looks like a "Vacuum Aircraft Lavatory Servicing Vehicle" https://www.tld-group.com/products/lavatory-and-water-trucks/lsp-900-v/
gearsmith
Crap.
ReallyOG
Look like the back end of one of Trumpās golf carts
donthaveonebrojustlurk
That is the lav truck yes indeed
chackstar
Iām relieved to learn from you that itās liquid shit and not jet fuel! But how is it those men arenāt wretching their lungs out?!
paeches
upwind perhaps?
epicfail48
Blue collar work desensitizes you. Drive around a shit truck all day and your nose no longer cares
Hekatombe
https://simpleflying.com/laguardia-swissport-employee-claims-workers-get-covered-in-human-waste/