I can’t imagine what kind of dirt Putin has collected on Trump over the decades. Remember, the Trump team bought Hunter Biden’s laptop from the Russians. 100% Putin has been collecting blackmail material on Trump for a long time.
Perhaps its time to dispell something here. Countries do not have "friends". They at most have common interests and its normal to tangle themselves together in trade deals and whatever.
That said, Trump aside since he is running the nation like a moron, if Canadas national interests diverged from USA then they would cut their "friendship" real quick. That is just how the world works.
Since it's a satirical caricature, that's the only way it works. Caricatures use pointed language, exaggeration, and symbolism. Canada isn't a beaver, after all.
Politicians certainly tend to refer to nations as friends, but that's not satire.
Canada, you’re better off without us right now. I love you, but until we clean up our mess down here, you should keep your distance and stop helping us with ANYTHING. You should make the country below you build a freakin’ wall, to be honest. I hope I live to see the day that we get all of our old friends & allies back & we actually deserve you/them. It is such a mess down here. I’d move if I could afford it.
In this round of negotiations, Canada agreed to everything. Trump tried to change the deal and assert dominance over Canadian Governance of Canada. And while I never say it, Fuck that, and FDT.
This cartoon has nothing to do with current events, and does not represent The current Canadian viewpoint at all. Thank you for getting my point on some level.
Unfortunately that's what a head of state is. Especially in a democratic nation. 70% of Americans were fine with him representing us, and the rest of us are either unable or unwilling to protest in any meaningful way that will actually change things.
The issue is Trump is getting to single-handedly destroy the United States while people just kind of sit around and say it sucks. So while I don't really support people acting like we all support him, the reality is that he's destroying American hegemony and that doesn't really stop being true just because he's one asshole a minority of Americans voted for.
Like it or not, Trump is THE face of America. At this point, he is a pattern, now, showing what US accepts and even actively supports. Sure, not all of the US citizens, but nazi germany weren't supported by all Germans, either - sadly enough of them supported it to see the end results.
We are - but it’s not being reported on. I had no idea that *anybody* else across the country was protesting for *so long* because there’s no news reporting on it.
You copium smoking incompetent fks think protesting is a bi monthly cardio session that doubles as a way to get your steps in on a fitbit. You haven't put up a single meaningful instance resistance.
sadurdaynight
We're the most powerful nation in the world, but have a weak man that's easily bullied kow towing to thugs.
JackingMeHoff
Kid fucker recently dissed South Korea.
JuliusPepperwoodFromChicago
I can’t imagine what kind of dirt Putin has collected on Trump over the decades. Remember, the Trump team bought Hunter Biden’s laptop from the Russians. 100% Putin has been collecting blackmail material on Trump for a long time.
Jaqdakloun
Didn't notice the sweater, I thought it was that stupid mega gas station what has the beaver as a mascot
Dasnekones
Perhaps its time to dispell something here. Countries do not have "friends". They at most have common interests and its normal to tangle themselves together in trade deals and whatever.
That said, Trump aside since he is running the nation like a moron, if Canadas national interests diverged from USA then they would cut their "friendship" real quick. That is just how the world works.
Thorketil
Since it's a satirical caricature, that's the only way it works. Caricatures use pointed language, exaggeration, and symbolism. Canada isn't a beaver, after all.
Politicians certainly tend to refer to nations as friends, but that's not satire.
OneOfTheEnemiesWithin
Canada, you’re better off without us right now. I love you, but until we clean up our mess down here, you should keep your distance and stop helping us with ANYTHING.
You should make the country below you build a freakin’ wall, to be honest. I hope I live to see the day that we get all of our old friends & allies back & we actually deserve you/them. It is such a mess down here. I’d move if I could afford it.
Spanky93
Soooo Communisum is good now?
breguet
Canada has never done so well, the US made really stupid decisions. China and the EU form a whole new market, without the US
KamikazeGerbil101
Never imagined America would be a part of the new Axis of Evil !
DonkeyGoat
Uh oh. I think I see the next Bucc-ee's lawsuit victim
NinjaCongo
Bibi's missing from the pic because that would upset some readers.
bexxMaker
HandsomePenguin
Fuck that shit, making canada out like they want to keep trump. Canada is the one who told Trump to fuck off, not the other way around.
Dannoboyo
In this round of negotiations, Canada agreed to everything. Trump tried to change the deal and assert dominance over Canadian Governance of Canada. And while I never say it, Fuck that, and FDT.
HandsomePenguin
Sure. And what does that have to do with this cartoon that paints Canada like a rejected love starved sad sack?
Dannoboyo
This cartoon has nothing to do with current events, and does not represent The current Canadian viewpoint at all. Thank you for getting my point on some level.
duktayp
Next is the announcement: Canada is the HUB ... Of a new axis of Evil
Grimlinnan
Trump is rimming dictator ass.
chaylar
yeah no. canada gave him the boot.
lildude52ca
donald isnt forever.... you could replace donalds face with America itself.
SlayerOfGoat
I almost feel like this could easily be a right wing cartoon, missing the point on why this is all bad.
HandsomePenguin
If they would have used a representation of the US instead of using Trump, it would probably relay the (i hope...) intended message.
spontaneous9
KamikazeGerbil101
Buy an American. Putin did !
NightOwlRally
"Go ahead, tell them your name."
"..My name is Reek"
ElbowDeepInSaintCelestine
https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1ZTZvd2Z5MzRmZW5zdzJoZTlkeXBzdjQ1NHN2dHB4bTV2cTN3ZjZ4aiZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/LXP19BrVaOOgE/200w.webp
narcoleptiKnickers
Canada joins the EU.
WhoWantsAMustacheRide
At this point China looks better.
Allgoodnameslonggone
I wholeheartedly agree to this proposal! Greetz from Austria! 🇦🇹🇨🇦
freezingpilot
Canada meets the requirements in many ways, and it has been bandied about. We even share a land border with Denmark.
ToSisPoS
Would we get light passenger rail? Bring it the fuck on.
nullundefined
Your new supreme leader.

The idea of the EU as one federal state is awesome. Just the inherited stupid idea of a fair capitalism based on free trade is causing all the issues.
SavageDrums
As a Canadian, I've been a fan of this idea for a while now.
baldbear
As a European, I hoped for it for a while now
SirButcher
As a Brit, I hope Canada joins, and we re-join T.T Because man, we messed this up. Big time.
Sorrontis
Trump was never a friend of Canada. Do not confuse Trump for America.
cabalin
And don’t distinguish between Trump and the Republican Party, he couldn’t do any of this shit without their approval
notreallyaclevername
Unfortunately that's what a head of state is. Especially in a democratic nation. 70% of Americans were fine with him representing us, and the rest of us are either unable or unwilling to protest in any meaningful way that will actually change things.
Goldensands
A culture that worships wealth, fame, stupidity and itself will always be led by filth. Drumpf is a symptom, not the disease.
Ijustwantquiet
Trump is a narcassist. He doesn't care about anyone else.
GasBandit
Yeah but if we don't DO something about him, and we keep missing chances to do that, then we're gonna have to own him. Yuck.
mksu
The issue is Trump is getting to single-handedly destroy the United States while people just kind of sit around and say it sucks. So while I don't really support people acting like we all support him, the reality is that he's destroying American hegemony and that doesn't really stop being true just because he's one asshole a minority of Americans voted for.
JimmyWalkerTexasRanger
Trump is a carnival barker.
He's no genius anything.
This is just a rebranding of that NWO with teeth.
With an insane shitass egomaniac throwing tantrums to distract. https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1Z3NmNTRyZHRlOTI3ejRrZGdteGh4cTRxcGRiMHF2NmF2amk4anV6ZCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/cJYdjdsQWOKOfPth4g/200w.webp
hailtheratking
What an insult to carnies
SirButcher
Like it or not, Trump is THE face of America. At this point, he is a pattern, now, showing what US accepts and even actively supports. Sure, not all of the US citizens, but nazi germany weren't supported by all Germans, either - sadly enough of them supported it to see the end results.
Emjayen
70% of Americans either explicitly support Trump or are content enough with fascism to not express their rejection of it via voting.
CheddarMcBrie
100% are not protesting in a meaningful way
riverpubby
We are - but it’s not being reported on. I had no idea that *anybody* else across the country was protesting for *so long* because there’s no news reporting on it.
Goldensands
You copium smoking incompetent fks think protesting is a bi monthly cardio session that doubles as a way to get your steps in on a fitbit. You haven't put up a single meaningful instance resistance.