I fired my masseuse today. She just rubbed me the wrong way

May 23, 2026 2:45 PM

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I need to get a shirt like this to measure progress! The tape measure feels too clinical... Not enough whimsy!

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Where are ...your eyes...again?

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#3 is my favorite

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🫪

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#5 and #6 are both vtubers

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O.O

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I sense a pattern but I just can't put my hands around them and squeeze it out

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😳

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My eyes are down there

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#7 #8 I LOL’ed at the Frieren ones.

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I mean... they're canonically correct.
Not the shirts I might add.

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#8 I think I recognize that bottle.

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Is that the clothes-dissolving potion?

2 months ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

Let's find out

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*hmm-hmmmmmm

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