Patriarchal Patty Cake

May 30, 2025 11:57 PM

TheTaoofRob

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Ultimately, God set us up for failure. So men gain experience from sinners. Can you imagine how much worse God would be if he didn’t have anyone to burn?

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Eachother

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I mean the Greeks have done it since forever.

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Perfect answer lol

1 year ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

If you won’t bang your friends, are they even your friends?

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Stepsisters, according to my research.

1 year ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 0

Sucks for me, with my parents' lasting marriage

1 year ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

No one said it had to be _your_ step sister

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"And here's to you, Mrs Robinson...."

1 year ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Are you looking for volunteers? just close your eyes and imagine its woman parts @butterda

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Patriarchal girl is a man I'm sure.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Not necessarily. :( "The Transformed Wife" exists too.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is why I never understood the whole virgin thing. I'd take a girl with experience over a girl who is bending and smashing my dick.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

purity culture is just the continuation of the old tradition where young women were nothing but commodities to be traded and owned

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Purity culture benefits no one but abusers.

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I thought it had to do with paternity

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I think a significant factor that is deeply imbedded in human subconscious that we don't even notice, is that women always know that their kids are theirs, and men don't. This insecurity explains some of our past cultural practices.

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This is cultural not necessarily evolutionary. Some aspects of parenthood are also evolutionary. But a lot are cultural. Like the ability to father a ton of kids in year vs a mother can only do one. That’s evolution. Lots goes into that too. Like raising that one. Interesting to see science explanation. We are animals after all.

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There’s some strong evidence that’s not innate. Plenty of cultures don’t really care who a kids’ parents are at all.

It seems more likely that insecurity derives from a culture that treats women and children as property and status items than the other way around.

1 year ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

I wonder if it came about/increased with the introduction of syphilis to Europe.

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When did syphilis show up in Europe? Because "purity culture" is 𝘰𝘭𝘥. Obviously it has changed and been more rigidly codified throughout history, but it is an ancient stain on our civilization.

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Yes, but I can see it supercharging it after 1494, much like how Islam introduced pork restrictions due to parasites.

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When did Islam show up in the world? Because "pork restriction" is 𝘰𝘭𝘥. It is an ancient feature of Abrahamic monotheism.

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Slavery, just say slavery

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Slavery it is, sir!

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Other priests, obvi

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MILFs?

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Guys, is it gay to gain experience?

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100% chance that the user patriarchal_girl is a man.

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I mostly consider Purity culture to boil down to “We men dont want our wives knowing what good sex is, so they don’t demand anything beyond our lazy pleasure. Or hopefully kept too “submissive” to catch on that we’d rather be shagging each other on “Godly Men Retreats”.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

What happens between bros, stays between bros.

1 year ago | Likes 178 Dislikes 1

The Middle East special!

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It's not a blowjob, it's a BRO-job.

1 year ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

choo choo!

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

fellas, is it gay to help a bro get some experience?

1 year ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Unless you're Yeez

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Bros before hoes, means you have sex with a bro before a hoe. Duh /s

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

No bromo, bro.

1 year ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

I failed Latin twice (ages ago), so that's gibberish, sorry.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Learn Romulan instead.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

More like... Bromulan, amirite?

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Cougars?

1 year ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

This comment is not meant to disparage sex work in any way.

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Why do I feel *positive* that this is Wario?

1 year ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Lavender is more of a purple hue, so to my layman's eyes it leans more Waluigi.

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Before we started dating a former girlfriend hit me with, "Why is it a good thing if a man sleeps with a bunch of women, but a bad thing of a woman sleeps with a bunch of men. The only reply I could come up with was,"there is nothing good about anything you just said."

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The unfortunate answer is that in Western cultural context, men "earn" sex with women, they have to be "good enough" or "worthy". This means that is guy who slept with a bunch of women is, in the cultural context, really cool, useful, and worthy of love. However, it also implies that women that are harder to sleep with are more valuable "prizes" just because of how hard they are to screw, and women that are easy to sleep with are participation trophies. All of this is, for the record, wrong.

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And this is why these days I just sit on my couch and drink beer or cheap wine and leave all that nonsense to the kids.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

madanna-whore complex

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SHUT UP! TED!

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Lot of good that “experience” does, too. I hear the average straight guy is embarrassingly bad in bed.

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Both takes are unfathomably stupid. You do you. Let other people do what's good for them. If you're not stupid by caring about what other people do, everyone wins. So the only one who lose are those not following my advice, stupid people that want to control others. And they want to control others for literally no gain for themselves? How fucking stupid is that?

1 year ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

You prefer people that want to control others for personal gain?

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No. But philosophically speaking, if you take a stance you want to happen, someone, anyone, should benefit. Even if it's a selfish gain there's a gain so you might see why one would want to do it even if it's JUST for selfish reasons. But in this scenario, the most malicious and self centered logical argument of "but I want you to do it because it's good for me" isn't even valid. The assertion is just a display at the ignorance of the speaker.

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Agreed 💯

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that's the only thing that makes them feel good about themselves

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I looked up this vile twitter profile, and it's even worse than this post implies. It's basic premise is that male supremacy is the natural order, and that the only way woman can have peace or fulfillment, is to become completely submissive at all times. It may be a bot...it could just be a super fucked up incel. There is 0% chance it is actually a woman.

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Nah, there are, sadly, actual women who spout that nonsense. "The Transformed Wife" is the worst, but there are other female "Christian influencers" too and some of them are such extreme pick-me girls that they spread the worst patriarchal bullshit.

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I dunno.. sadly, and confusingly, internalized sexism is a thing just like internalized racism is. With some people being so brainwashed they basically live to try finding acceptance and praise from "their betters" by conforming to those expectations. Belief in that ideology then becomes a coping mechanism to justify a behavior driven by need for affirmation from the people in their environment.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Internalized_oppression

Of course, it could also just be as you said.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ugh

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Sheep.

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If you're going to have sex with an animal, have it with one that can actually fight back and win: Wolves!

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With lesser women, of course. That's how some conservative Turkish immigrant familes in Europe handle it. The sons can enjoy their youth fucking the kufar whores, but eventually they're supposed to marry a chaste muslim girl. The daughters can stay pure or risk being punished, ostracised, or even murdered in the name of family honor.

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this...conservatives are all over this, regardless of religious or ethnic background...all those red-hat idiots in the US go to strip clubs or hooters and have sex parties with hookers and watch porn etc...but eventually they want to marry a girl with a "low body count" (puke)...and some other guys can marry the "dirty" women...its a class system, always has been...

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Unfortunately this is how it happened in a LOT of societies historically. Men gained "experience" with enslaved women, or lower class women who didn't feel they could say no, or women who turned to sex work in a society where they had few other options

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Men who want virgin women are terrified of being compared sexually to other men.

I presume because they are all sexually deficient in some way.

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No, it's worse. They see women as rubber toy. When someone else played with it, it's now soiled.

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Oh, of course, but the reason they don't want "soiled" women is because they know they are sexually deficient.

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$100 days patriarchal_girl isn't actually a girl.

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What is actually a girl?

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The Goddess Athena. She's surprisingly light, I hear.

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I mean it's obviously a sarcastic account. Right. Right?

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This.

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Wrong. Women need experience as well. Who the fuck wants teeth grinding up and down the schlong like fuckin corn on the cob? Go outside. Get laid, as much as possible. It's great.

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I'm getting mixed signals. According to Three 6 Mafia, having one slob on your nob like corn on the cob is a good thing.

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Slob yes, not shuck

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> Get laid, as much as possible. It's great.

easy to say!
"how to speak Chinese?" "easy, just speak the words!"

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I'm gonna make it so dry for you, baby

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I avoid all sex and intimacy by having a dick that's the size of a grain of rice.

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Lesbians and pre-op trans men have great sex too. Dick size ain't everything friend!

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Teeth are bad, but whay's worse is when you please your girl so mich jer mouth dries out and then she goes down on you..sandpaper

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I'm ordering some Flintt's Mints for this very reason.

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Thus is why you pop downstairs in the break between rounds to get some some cold drinks, gotta keep her hydrated. Gotta refill that squirtgun every so often

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It's possible the girls you've been with have to get stoned first

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We have that in common

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Joke's on you, my girlfriend doesn't touch weed. She's an alcoholic

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