BeauJanglesOttoPottaMoose
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Jul 28, 2018 11:49 PM
BeauJanglesOttoPottaMoose
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NaughtyCannibal
George Carlin was right: https://youtu.be/FGnsH7K0Wyc?t=7m4s
Aleximmortal
rookie23
A solar flare
SouthernFriedBootyhole
He’s not even holding his member
Rednaxela831
Smokin!!! - said in the Jim Carey voice in the MASK
imasandwichho
Damn! Every hole but his eyes & ears erupted. That’s one astropop!
Ohmygandhi
Is that a triple pipe classic.
CatStealer7th
poor predator
lordtzar
wongtonpoop
RIP
itwasalljustadream
Shitter's full
manicmalki
I know someone was watching me last night.
Selkj
After drinking 9 litters of cola.
webslinger007
I would upvote tomorrow as well
rodrigosanchez
That's fucken awesome. I had to ask my wife it looks this cool when I do that in the front yard.
ShizStain
Pixie dust out the ass. Too dude said farts don't show. Pixie dust the only explanation.
anakedgoober
Glittering and... Glittering and
walkingstranger
JohnDeere7020
A beer and a dart go together like a piss and a fart.
OneGoogleSearchAway
The ol can't pee while you sneeze trick
ab47203
With that color it would have to be on fire.
Ajdamus
Fart Is fake. IR wont catch it
AnAverageBoxEnthusiast
^^^
PorneliusHubertII
Super troopers 2 was great.
Pauked
Well hot diggity!
LurlineLumpkin
Impressive. Like a good 3 second fart.
ZeJollyGerman
Thats fantastic!!! I laughed so hard i think i peed a little.....and im steeling it....
ItsTime4it
Farva
ScoobyDoobyDeuce
ObscenelyLargeGiraffe
Fart-va.
bhukkhad
bhaiya?
choji590
I sometimes shiver during a piss
Darthwish
This is every old man in a public restroom
77juice
That's a brave man there. Coughing and farting while pee might be highly risky. Hats off to him.
MistressGalamea
I just watched this
therapeuticstir
Me too
Mershkaderk
I have also now just watched this
IAProX
Literally just did too.
rclere99
Me too. Had me rolling ?
tobesmcgobes
What is this from?
tobesmcgobes
Super troopers?
RickyRoyce
Sooper trooper 2
Noburu
Super troopers 2. Great if you are a fan of the original
tobesmcgobes
Yes, I loved them both!!
LilBoyFarquaad
Farts doesnt show on thermal vision though
Wastelander81
Yes ....they do..its hot gas. Anything that produces heat shows up thermally.
fistermatic5000
But snarting is pretty funny to watch though.
Justzissguy
Also most people don’t urinate out of their left hand.
thisusernameismeaningless
Can confirm. Have a thermal camera.
papalorre
He vaped from his asshole
elleyea
Farva’s do
ScoobyDoobyDeuce
You must be fun at parties.
DubaiShort
That is why this is magic
RespiratoryRandy
It's coming from his sacrum, and shouldn't exhibit horizontal flow considering the anatomic angle of colon and anus.
LooseyGooseyBrett
They do if you light it
BoomBreach
Of course they do
MigraMines
It depends on the quality of the thermal as well as how thick of clothing the person farting is wearing
thisusernameismeaningless
No, gases don't show up on thermal unless you're using midwave, and even then it would be very subtle.
DracoSicarius
Shhhh let people enjoy things
jamesgreene
Just embrace the 29th
Quaxx
Depends on the FLIR you use. Source: I am a childish engineer
railgap
Yeah? I've worked with loads of FLIR gear, what was the gear you saw a fart on, what settings, and so on?
thisusernameismeaningless
I'm going to assume he means midwave gas imaging, but even that would be very subtle - nothing like this.
vmos
The macro-bollington on a range of 37-42 but only if ambient temp is below 10, and preferably if the subject has been eating curry
thisusernameismeaningless
Did you just try to spell microbolometer, or is it a reference I'm not getting?
vmos
Yes, microbolometer, that's exactly what I meant, swear to god. (actually it's an extremely obscure red dwarf reference)
railgap
Bollocks.
vmos
Yes, you can also see them provided the subject is wearing clothing with an insulation rating of less than 3 per nm
realAlBundy
Really? Thought they did because of the temperature
JustDontCare
Well, In either case. this is definitely fake. Fart is a completely different resolution to surroundings. Also clearly a layer behind him
KansasComrade
Because of the...implications
brianpmcmillan
The implications?
KansasComrade
it’s always sunny reference.
LilBoyFarquaad
Guess we will never know
shnodda
They prooved it!
RachTrap
the gas isn't hot enough nor is there enough to see. maybe if you had a really sensitive one that was extremely close.
ICBM146
Ya, they use flir for detecting heat loss areas in homes. Pretty sure it'll pick up a fart
ArgonSpark
Nope
theflawedone
Depends on what unit, if it is the one we use in the plants it will pick it up for sure, those things are freaking crazy.
jellyonrooster
Mythbusters did an episode on it, not hot enough and comes out in a large enough volume to be monitored
PatrickRob82
They never tested mine...
LubeIsFlamable
Hey, I could have been low grav liquid shit, you never know
IsThisGoingToBeAFutureTrend
They make a new show that disproves the Mythbusters
Memongo808
Science put to good use
ZeJollyGerman
In german we have a word for guys like you; "Spassbremse" means you take the fun out of it. Not neccassery! Nobody needed that knowledge.
NowYourJustBeatingOffaDeadHorse
While I agree that farts will not show, Mythbusters were not always right, IE penny in a carb. Still was a fun show to watch though!
yummmmmm
A lot of episodes where skill was part of a myth and they tried shit themselves instead of asking professionals were garbage
stilev
penny in a carb?
JNied
Second from bottom: https://mythresults.com/episode15
NowYourJustBeatingOffaDeadHorse
Penny in a carburetor causing damage to an old engine. I have seen smaller nuts bend valves that way, also gouge cylinder walls.