me irl

Jan 8, 2022 1:04 AM

jqro

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Pattern Blindness is a helluva thing.

4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I live w/ someone like this. I call it male patterned blindness.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fact: my mom always told me not to search but find the stuff....

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Family running gag - always check the freezer for a missing item, regardless of context. Gag began when we found the TV remote in there once

4 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Potato pixle camo.

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Feels like an SCP crew is gonna be busting in soon.

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Chikfila sauce in a bottle!

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I tell my husband to reset the fridge. He closes the door, opens it, and it’s there.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What is this video effect called?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I swear my boyfriend has this exact same vision problem.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This was always me, because my mom put stuff in weird places that nobody else would ever think to look.

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

The kind of place that makes you go "Why the Hell would it ever be there?"

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I put Chick-fil-A sauce on just about everything.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

in my case the roles are reversed, my mom can't find something and then i find it near instantly

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The look on the mom's face is priceless.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If I could draw I'd add a couple more panels where the guy who stole it is selling it and it just vanishes.

4 years ago | Likes 49 Dislikes 2

Naw, rather have it showing the thief going down the highway at speed to only have it disappear under them. ..And yes I know how slow a >

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

moped goes. In this imaginary world it could be going faster!

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

As someone who taught myself to ride a scooter, it would definitely end in some fucking painful road rash, and possibly a cracked rib.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Great comic. Weird spelling mistake.

4 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Wheird*

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's originally in Indonesian. Someone translated it. Not a native English speaker probably

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You mesn the capital L in last? Isn’t that more of a grammar mistake?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

wait till you get old, it gets way worse

4 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 1

it does. my wife knows all about it..

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sort of like this

4 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

What the shit

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You want some soup?

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I can’t wait to get old and perma trip

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Shoprite!

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is actually a serious condition called “man eyes” and it affects 50% of the population

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That's a replicator, she probably said. Early Grey Ketchup, hot.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This mean that you can't hide the crusty old sock. She's knows it is there.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What is the name of this effect

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I also want to know

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When women become moms, they immediately gain the power to find things. Men get a power too and that's cat like reflexes

4 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 2

Lol my wife would lose her head if it wasn't attached.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

She uses the "find my phone" function at least 3 times per day.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh, I got this ability at puberty. I want to take it panning for gold

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Men also lose the power to find things once they get married. It’s like all the ability transfers to their wives. Dunno if same for gay men

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

i assume one of them gets the perception powers and the other gets the reflexes.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Very true. Someone tried to dunk me underwater in the pool last summer, and I clawed the shit out of them.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

For some reason when my bf ask me where something if his is I either go and look and find it straight away or already know where it is

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ketchup doesn't need to be refrigerated.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 4

LOL you people are funny. Down vote me all you like, it doesn't change that there is no need to refrigerate ketchup other than preference.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You're technically correct, but I like cold ketchup.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It effects the taste.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4

Not sure why you got downvotes on that.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In high school, I was a stocker at a locally-owned grocery store. Doo Dads were a snack like Chex Mix. Made an endcap display with them 1/

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

But put the boxes upside down and put a sign on it: "New product: Spap Oop!" Sold like crazy for about two days. 2/

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Manager laughed about it but made me change it back to normal, saying that it was misleading. /3

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm a mom and I this superpower and it still freaks me out.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

what does it feel like when you find something that you can't see?

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Honestly, mostly confusion. As far as useful skills, it gets an A+ though.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

What’s this type of camera/video editing filter thing called? I’m always fascinated by them. I want to learn how to make some.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

IDK what its name is but they remove a key frame that has the data telling the decompression algorithm that the scene has changed, so it...

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

...Doesn't clear the old pixels and uses them on new movement data of the new scene.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Datamoshing

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

We call this "black-holing" in our household. It's a special form of a "Somebody else's problem" field

4 years ago | Likes 174 Dislikes 1

We call it kneel and look. It's a 3D environmental spacial area.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Gods dammed I love Douglas Adams and the S.E.P. fields.

4 years ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 0

We used to call it hammerspace.

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

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4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We refer to it as having put 0 points into perception.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

You’d think this would be a situation where my PC could take 10 and succeed, but either he insists on rolling or I have a shit Wis mod.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

we call it "domestic blindness" at our house

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Ah a HHGTTG reference, A true person of culture.

4 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

HGttG*

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

It's supposed to go face down, just like your mom.

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Yes.

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Bottoms up!

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

??☠

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Savage.

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Squirts like her too!

4 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

Give it a lil shake for the good stuff

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you Slap the ass a little, it'll make it come (out) quicker.

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Jesus fucking Christ

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ONE MARK RUFFALOS!

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Face down ass up, that's the way we like ketchup

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