Jan 8, 2022 1:04 AM
jqro
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2013
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JamesWhoseBadWithNames
Pattern Blindness is a helluva thing.
Cats2cats
I live w/ someone like this. I call it male patterned blindness.
Onenottaken
Fact: my mom always told me not to search but find the stuff....
Vergenbuurg
Family running gag - always check the freezer for a missing item, regardless of context. Gag began when we found the TV remote in there once
Zoenatrios
Potato pixle camo.
happywalker
coothlesscthulhu
Feels like an SCP crew is gonna be busting in soon.
BrockEffingSamson
PanPandaStar
Chikfila sauce in a bottle!
Iloveanonymityandilovebeingnoticed
I tell my husband to reset the fridge. He closes the door, opens it, and it’s there.
fruitybootyhole
What is this video effect called?
Idoitallforthecookies
I swear my boyfriend has this exact same vision problem.
Shaodyn
This was always me, because my mom put stuff in weird places that nobody else would ever think to look.
The kind of place that makes you go "Why the Hell would it ever be there?"
slamEVIL
I put Chick-fil-A sauce on just about everything.
TehSpirit
in my case the roles are reversed, my mom can't find something and then i find it near instantly
AtsaMattaForMe
NSFWfrontpage2
The look on the mom's face is priceless.
mt77932
If I could draw I'd add a couple more panels where the guy who stole it is selling it and it just vanishes.
SoraHjort
Naw, rather have it showing the thief going down the highway at speed to only have it disappear under them. ..And yes I know how slow a >
moped goes. In this imaginary world it could be going faster!
RandomVoiceFromTheInternet
As someone who taught myself to ride a scooter, it would definitely end in some fucking painful road rash, and possibly a cracked rib.
FuckThemIfTheyCantTakeAJoke
Great comic. Weird spelling mistake.
Piloerection69
Wheird*
whatthehellalltheusernamesaretaken
It's originally in Indonesian. Someone translated it. Not a native English speaker probably
rockyyoman
You mesn the capital L in last? Isn’t that more of a grammar mistake?
goflyblind
v
FartyMcWeaselNips
wait till you get old, it gets way worse
FUFR
it does. my wife knows all about it..
VirtualNaut
Sort of like this
alternator43
What the shit
You want some soup?
portraitsforfriends
I can’t wait to get old and perma trip
FEARYOURRELIGION
Shoprite!
FeatherAlaska
This is actually a serious condition called “man eyes” and it affects 50% of the population
jethz
That's a replicator, she probably said. Early Grey Ketchup, hot.
BeckyLookAtHerButt
This mean that you can't hide the crusty old sock. She's knows it is there.
BruceJi
What is the name of this effect
Cyberpolis
I also want to know
CityYeti
When women become moms, they immediately gain the power to find things. Men get a power too and that's cat like reflexes
DoctorSniffles
Lol my wife would lose her head if it wasn't attached.
She uses the "find my phone" function at least 3 times per day.
AFelineMassofEyes
Oh, I got this ability at puberty. I want to take it panning for gold
TheresnoDanaonlyZuul
Men also lose the power to find things once they get married. It’s like all the ability transfers to their wives. Dunno if same for gay men
onlyhalfghost
i assume one of them gets the perception powers and the other gets the reflexes.
JustAnotherPOG
Very true. Someone tried to dunk me underwater in the pool last summer, and I clawed the shit out of them.
PaleAsFuck
For some reason when my bf ask me where something if his is I either go and look and find it straight away or already know where it is
Vermifuge
Ketchup doesn't need to be refrigerated.
LOL you people are funny. Down vote me all you like, it doesn't change that there is no need to refrigerate ketchup other than preference.
You're technically correct, but I like cold ketchup.
Hashbrown123
It effects the taste.
Not sure why you got downvotes on that.
ObiHaiv
In high school, I was a stocker at a locally-owned grocery store. Doo Dads were a snack like Chex Mix. Made an endcap display with them 1/
But put the boxes upside down and put a sign on it: "New product: Spap Oop!" Sold like crazy for about two days. 2/
Manager laughed about it but made me change it back to normal, saying that it was misleading. /3
katyna31415
I'm a mom and I this superpower and it still freaks me out.
Ryanator50
what does it feel like when you find something that you can't see?
Honestly, mostly confusion. As far as useful skills, it gets an A+ though.
knowallknownothing
What’s this type of camera/video editing filter thing called? I’m always fascinated by them. I want to learn how to make some.
SherMattLockSmith
IDK what its name is but they remove a key frame that has the data telling the decompression algorithm that the scene has changed, so it...
...Doesn't clear the old pixels and uses them on new movement data of the new scene.
Icommentandpostmypets
Datamoshing
ilejk
We call this "black-holing" in our household. It's a special form of a "Somebody else's problem" field
SemiLucidUser
We call it kneel and look. It's a 3D environmental spacial area.
taksoto
Gods dammed I love Douglas Adams and the S.E.P. fields.
dpflug
We used to call it hammerspace.
unkiereamus
We refer to it as having put 0 points into perception.
ghostofGracchusBabeuf
You’d think this would be a situation where my PC could take 10 and succeed, but either he insists on rolling or I have a shit Wis mod.
sydneygirl
we call it "domestic blindness" at our house
shadowofacrow
Ah a HHGTTG reference, A true person of culture.
GurdenRabsyKittenKnightbears
HGttG*
FrickinLasers
It's supposed to go face down, just like your mom.
[deleted]
godzilladc
Yes.
datbiishjuliebean
brokenheartboozebullets
Bottoms up!
cheshirebrite
??☠
ProfessorChaos
Savage.
HillOfBeans
NotTheDickYoureLookingFor
Squirts like her too!
Give it a lil shake for the good stuff
DrWaK1
If you Slap the ass a little, it'll make it come (out) quicker.
GrammarAndPunctuationNazi
METROlD
Jesus fucking Christ
Aslongaseveryoneishappyiguess
MisterLemons
XanCrews
ONE MARK RUFFALOS!
MasterOfPuppies
Face down ass up, that's the way we like ketchup
demonic
ProphetOfPhil
JamesWhoseBadWithNames
Pattern Blindness is a helluva thing.
Cats2cats
I live w/ someone like this. I call it male patterned blindness.
Onenottaken
Fact: my mom always told me not to search but find the stuff....
Vergenbuurg
Family running gag - always check the freezer for a missing item, regardless of context. Gag began when we found the TV remote in there once
Zoenatrios
Potato pixle camo.
happywalker
coothlesscthulhu
Feels like an SCP crew is gonna be busting in soon.
BrockEffingSamson
PanPandaStar
Chikfila sauce in a bottle!
Iloveanonymityandilovebeingnoticed
I tell my husband to reset the fridge. He closes the door, opens it, and it’s there.
fruitybootyhole
What is this video effect called?
Idoitallforthecookies
I swear my boyfriend has this exact same vision problem.
Shaodyn
This was always me, because my mom put stuff in weird places that nobody else would ever think to look.
Shaodyn
The kind of place that makes you go "Why the Hell would it ever be there?"
slamEVIL
I put Chick-fil-A sauce on just about everything.
TehSpirit
in my case the roles are reversed, my mom can't find something and then i find it near instantly
AtsaMattaForMe
NSFWfrontpage2
The look on the mom's face is priceless.
mt77932
If I could draw I'd add a couple more panels where the guy who stole it is selling it and it just vanishes.
SoraHjort
Naw, rather have it showing the thief going down the highway at speed to only have it disappear under them. ..And yes I know how slow a >
SoraHjort
moped goes. In this imaginary world it could be going faster!
RandomVoiceFromTheInternet
As someone who taught myself to ride a scooter, it would definitely end in some fucking painful road rash, and possibly a cracked rib.
FuckThemIfTheyCantTakeAJoke
Great comic. Weird spelling mistake.
Piloerection69
Wheird*
whatthehellalltheusernamesaretaken
It's originally in Indonesian. Someone translated it. Not a native English speaker probably
rockyyoman
You mesn the capital L in last? Isn’t that more of a grammar mistake?
goflyblind
FartyMcWeaselNips
wait till you get old, it gets way worse
FUFR
it does. my wife knows all about it..
VirtualNaut
Sort of like this
alternator43
What the shit
VirtualNaut
You want some soup?
portraitsforfriends
I can’t wait to get old and perma trip
FEARYOURRELIGION
Shoprite!
FeatherAlaska
This is actually a serious condition called “man eyes” and it affects 50% of the population
jethz
That's a replicator, she probably said. Early Grey Ketchup, hot.
BeckyLookAtHerButt
This mean that you can't hide the crusty old sock. She's knows it is there.
BruceJi
What is the name of this effect
Cyberpolis
I also want to know
CityYeti
When women become moms, they immediately gain the power to find things. Men get a power too and that's cat like reflexes
DoctorSniffles
Lol my wife would lose her head if it wasn't attached.
DoctorSniffles
She uses the "find my phone" function at least 3 times per day.
AFelineMassofEyes
Oh, I got this ability at puberty. I want to take it panning for gold
TheresnoDanaonlyZuul
Men also lose the power to find things once they get married. It’s like all the ability transfers to their wives. Dunno if same for gay men
onlyhalfghost
i assume one of them gets the perception powers and the other gets the reflexes.
JustAnotherPOG
Very true. Someone tried to dunk me underwater in the pool last summer, and I clawed the shit out of them.
PaleAsFuck
For some reason when my bf ask me where something if his is I either go and look and find it straight away or already know where it is
Vermifuge
Ketchup doesn't need to be refrigerated.
Vermifuge
LOL you people are funny. Down vote me all you like, it doesn't change that there is no need to refrigerate ketchup other than preference.
BrockEffingSamson
You're technically correct, but I like cold ketchup.
Hashbrown123
It effects the taste.
BrockEffingSamson
Not sure why you got downvotes on that.
ObiHaiv
In high school, I was a stocker at a locally-owned grocery store. Doo Dads were a snack like Chex Mix. Made an endcap display with them 1/
ObiHaiv
But put the boxes upside down and put a sign on it: "New product: Spap Oop!" Sold like crazy for about two days. 2/
ObiHaiv
Manager laughed about it but made me change it back to normal, saying that it was misleading. /3
katyna31415
I'm a mom and I this superpower and it still freaks me out.
Ryanator50
what does it feel like when you find something that you can't see?
katyna31415
Honestly, mostly confusion. As far as useful skills, it gets an A+ though.
knowallknownothing
What’s this type of camera/video editing filter thing called? I’m always fascinated by them. I want to learn how to make some.
SherMattLockSmith
IDK what its name is but they remove a key frame that has the data telling the decompression algorithm that the scene has changed, so it...
SherMattLockSmith
...Doesn't clear the old pixels and uses them on new movement data of the new scene.
Icommentandpostmypets
Datamoshing
ilejk
We call this "black-holing" in our household. It's a special form of a "Somebody else's problem" field
SemiLucidUser
We call it kneel and look. It's a 3D environmental spacial area.
taksoto
Gods dammed I love Douglas Adams and the S.E.P. fields.
dpflug
We used to call it hammerspace.
VirtualNaut
unkiereamus
We refer to it as having put 0 points into perception.
ghostofGracchusBabeuf
You’d think this would be a situation where my PC could take 10 and succeed, but either he insists on rolling or I have a shit Wis mod.
sydneygirl
we call it "domestic blindness" at our house
shadowofacrow
Ah a HHGTTG reference, A true person of culture.
GurdenRabsyKittenKnightbears
HGttG*
FrickinLasers
It's supposed to go face down, just like your mom.
[deleted]
[deleted]
godzilladc
Yes.
datbiishjuliebean
brokenheartboozebullets
Bottoms up!
cheshirebrite
??☠
ProfessorChaos
Savage.
HillOfBeans
NotTheDickYoureLookingFor
Squirts like her too!
FrickinLasers
Give it a lil shake for the good stuff
DrWaK1
If you Slap the ass a little, it'll make it come (out) quicker.
GrammarAndPunctuationNazi
METROlD
Jesus fucking Christ
slamEVIL
Aslongaseveryoneishappyiguess
MisterLemons
XanCrews
ONE MARK RUFFALOS!
MasterOfPuppies
Face down ass up, that's the way we like ketchup
FrickinLasers
METROlD
demonic
ProphetOfPhil