Life is short and confusing

May 25, 2026 1:00 AM

ATLandNerdy

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he's cooked fam

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

This hits completely differently depending on who's voice you read it in. 1> James Earl Jones. 2> Steve Irwin.

2 months ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Life was not the only short that day.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Looks just like the mouse I found in my old dishwasher controls

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's just what can happen when messing with Things Mouse Was Not Meant To Know.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

SQUEAK.

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

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2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This kills the mouse.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm shocked...

Well no, I'm not... But he was...

2 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

We took some stuff from the ground and rubbed it around some other stuff and made magic. I mean electricity. We now use it everywhere. We are reliant on a "magic" force we understand.
There's definitely stuff out there we don't comprehend that's understood by others.

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This kills the mouse.

2 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

this will kill you and hurt like fucking hell the entire time you're dying

2 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Thoughts and prayers

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Isn't that the plot of Sphere?

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My favorite non sequitur of all time. "Trash... Basura?"

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is this a current photo?

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No, just trying to amp it up.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Shockingly quick reply

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

At least it was fast.

2 months ago | Likes 50 Dislikes 1

Lightning fast

2 months ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

It's not fast enough.

Maybe for the rat because of the minimal tissue weight, but it wouldn't be for a human. Unless it flash fries you into char, the part that kills you isn't the electricity but the heat cooking you and your heart stopping. You don't die unless your brain is hot or you run out of oxygen.

2 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Yeah usually the electricity stops your heart. Meaning no oxygen is getting to your brain

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

As someone that has been zapped before? It doesn't feel fast.

2 months ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

That mouse is waaaaaay smaller than a human. Even if death was not instant but 10 seconds in he didn't feel a god damn thing I am sure.

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

And it hurts the whole time.

2 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Would a "Get Well Soon" balloon be appropriate?

2 months ago | Likes 68 Dislikes 0

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Either that or one that says “congratulations”

2 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

About as well as any other version of thoughtless prayers

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Nah, the "Get Well Soon" is what you give to someone who is about to get their water cut off.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Just make sure it's mylar, that'll really help charge his battery

2 months ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

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2 months ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 0

I comprehend too many of the horrors. I wish I were dumb, those people seem so happy.

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

They're horrifying but I comprehend them just fine. Skill issue imo.

2 months ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

2 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Unsubscribe to comprehension. I don't want to be aware of the horrors

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

There's a comet out there with our name on it.

2 months ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Put trumps name on it, maybe it'll get here sooner

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Asteroid* And yes, we know very little about all of the potential ones out there. An astroid only about a mile across could end humanity. At any time. Sleep well!

2 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

There are some monster sized comets. And the Tunguska blast likely was an air bursting comet.

2 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Good point.

2 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

He’s on two of the same colors. If he didn’t ground out, shouldn’t he be (have been) okay? Can you tell I did engines and not electricity?

2 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

They all are the same color per block, so we can assume these are switches. If the switches were in the off position, he is still bridging potential and load, as he is stepping on two different sides of the terminal, and assuming they were all wired in the same orientation.

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Or he grounded out to the can

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thanks, science side of Imgur.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But…he’s going to be OK. Right?

2 months ago | Likes 90 Dislikes 1

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

We can rebuild him, we have the technology.

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Just resting his eyes.

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This kills the mouse.

2 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Oh....ya..honey. Just soak him water for an hour.

2 months ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0