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I hope he dies in prison.
Jul 19, 2026 9:32 PM
floridaguy5867
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I hope he dies in prison.
509tigerfish
He wants to be fisted
OtisTDrunk
ObjectivePragmatistWithHope
I love how the Marshal is grabbing him. He's supposed to be a "multi-title, professional kickboxer," yet the cop is grabbing him like, "Alright, silly boy, you're gonna haf-ta come with me..." -_- LOL!
TerribleAwful
everything i just learned was against my will
halfabubbleoff
So you’re saying that this arrest is for a fashion felony?
Yasashii93
The dude who considers himself the manliest man to ever man out there in the gayest getup I’ve ever seen.
Lachwen
LoudBirb
Stuff like this makes me wish I could give accolades to comments.
dynamojoe
If that's manly, clearly I've been misinformed. Dude got busted looking like a fashionista's day off.
huey9k
Give him the adorable headband, and he's the construction worker from Breath of the Wild...
torp
TheMurderousCricket
Why does the ultra-mail look so effeminate?
JCstormz
looks like he was on his way to a cross dressing party
RElGNMAN
Bro bitches wear ankle showing britches.
funkystay
Clamdiggers
anaberration
You can never go wrong with a killer flat that perfectly pulls everything together! It’s the ultimate combination of effortless chic and total comfort.
HonHomes
Is this outfit what gets called "fierce" when it's on a gay guy? Or at least one who's out-and-proud?
slopwizard
Especially if you are doing a side turn leg out pose like that
BHPaperstacks
This was the dude that said taking women out on dates was gay.
SometimesOthertimesAnytime
If I am ever seen in an outfit like that, someone put that on me after they murdered me, and whoever found my body didn't have the courtesy to burn my body to prevent that humiliation.
Jezzz
he dresses like my mum's flamingo gay hairdresser Brad.
Jezzz
flamingly,...she doesn't own a flamingo
djevelen
I mean, Flamingos are pretty fabulous, so, it kinda still works as a bit of word play.
Sorrontis
wow, she's pretty. what's her OF?
CallMeCourierSix
Taint tries to be the manliest of men, and brag about his giant dick, but photo evidence says you may be right:
LurkingSarcasm
https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1eHpqMHBobjZjMnlyNzk2NTF3NHB1OGNnN3hzbHZhMjQ3MWE3cDd6dyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/kLFBECfWN3iWQ/200w.webp
ParpleBarglarAhrlm
Sadly you can’t fuck the stupid out of him. I’d try though
SleazyBijou
Huh?
CyberHexx
Don't stick your dick in Nazi.