Aug 7, 2022 11:32 AM
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TheMightyMollusk
Tucker Carlson is mad because his only job is to be mad at whoever his owners tell him to be mad at. Facts are irrelevant.
thinkstopthink
Timinated14
The fact people take Fox News and the Republicans seriously still blows my mind..
PoppaBigBear
No, he undermined their efforts to screw over dems by chastising them publicly for not voting to help veterans get Healthcare 1/2
And likely made people realize that Republicans don't give a shit about veterans or the American people, which gave Repubs a big burn 2/2
bushpotato
When you make fun of someone for being short, you are mad at a lot more than just them. Tucker needs real help.
ImpossiblePopsicleObstacle
Leethesuperflea
Oooh damn I never saw this. Jon is one magnificent guy.
trippingthelightfantastic
doobiedoobop
He got in the way, he didn't do as he was told. The Rs weren't voting against veterans benefits, they were voting against the Ds who want it
240zac
Well yea. Helping people is against everything they stand for
pirateninjaunicornattacksquad
It's just the healthcare part. Doesn't matter who.
Tairu8
That ain’t why Tucker is mad. Jon Stewart humiliated him publicly what, a decade ago? He’s STILL not over it
diss
Nearly two decades now. 2004, dude still isn't over it.
Rrrrgrr
Jon Stewart; We should give health care to Veterans because it is the right thing to do. Tucker Carlson; Yeah well you're short.
colweb29350
FUCK TUCKER! TUCKER SUCKS!
TheFashionGuy1
How dare Jon Stewart show basic human decency!
sitenickname
Oh, that Tucker has his bowtie all twisted up in a knot now, doesn't he?
torisenblack
I mean, yeah, but, isn't that just how you tie a bow tie anyway?
If the joke has to be explained, then it's not funny: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-vwmLnjPOY
RedWingedBlackbirds
Not tight enough.
FuckGlitter
Wish it would twist tight enough to close his airways....
zerozolo
They hate because it's all they know. I can't remember a bill in the last six years that actually helped people that they supported.
shankill
TheOnlyPtylerdactyl
Hilariously the argument I've actually heard is they're mad because he influenced lawmakers' decision. They're mad representatives were ½
pushed into actually doing their job for once.
ZimKat
I am delighted than John Stewart is using his fame this way. We need more loud, smart people like him.
joe6paques
They want anyone who needs health care to beg for it at the church door.
macthelost
Their position would be slightly more defensible if that were the case, I’ve never seen any healthcare go on in a church ever.
I kind of did. Not medical care, but homeless breakfasts, cooling station during summer
Nice, but not healthcare. The need for charities is the government failing at its job.
IThoughtThisThought
They don't like for a media person to be able to influence politics... Oh wait...
MADchemEE
Yeah. That sounds about right. Couldn't tow their line, so "he must be evil" (by their 'logic')
ConfederacyOfDunces
FYI (just a helpful tip in case you care) it's "toe", as in standing exactly where they want you, with your toes exactly on the line.
Sunuva…… Facepalm…… Always thought it was "tow the line" as in a group-tug-of-war kind of towing. Wikipedia'd it. T. I. (mf'ing) LEARNED!
You came up with a good explanation.
mrthewhitee
Tucker is also mad that Jon is too short to be fuckable as well. Don't forget that point.
RensintheRedjaw
Tucker Carlson is a shill that gets payed to spread lunacy to protect interests of companies that don't want to pay for stuff like this.
InsouciantSausage
This is relevant https://youtu.be/Oq4UHWSTdO8
SheepySleepySmuggler
You misspelled "watching the Alex Jones Sandy Hook case to discover if Tucker's lies may bankrupt Fox"
EverNotRelevant
*paid. Please remember irregular verbs.
Zolfresh
thank you.
BootsDusty
DoomyDoomyDoom
Is it just me, or did he start turning into Scooby-Doo mid-interview
MortyMaxwell
Well Jon Stewart got his show canceled and now he can no longer wear bow ties. I’d say Jon won that war.
MissKalanek
you mean Tucker Carlson got his show canceled?
luckybreak91
Jon Stewart got Tucker Carlson's show canceled back in like 2004.
Yeah I know, sorry I read your first comment wrong. I tought you were saying that Jon Stewart show was canceled.
TheMightyMollusk
Tucker Carlson is mad because his only job is to be mad at whoever his owners tell him to be mad at. Facts are irrelevant.
thinkstopthink
Timinated14
The fact people take Fox News and the Republicans seriously still blows my mind..
PoppaBigBear
No, he undermined their efforts to screw over dems by chastising them publicly for not voting to help veterans get Healthcare 1/2
PoppaBigBear
And likely made people realize that Republicans don't give a shit about veterans or the American people, which gave Repubs a big burn 2/2
bushpotato
When you make fun of someone for being short, you are mad at a lot more than just them. Tucker needs real help.
ImpossiblePopsicleObstacle
Leethesuperflea
Oooh damn I never saw this. Jon is one magnificent guy.
trippingthelightfantastic
doobiedoobop
He got in the way, he didn't do as he was told. The Rs weren't voting against veterans benefits, they were voting against the Ds who want it
240zac
Well yea. Helping people is against everything they stand for
pirateninjaunicornattacksquad
It's just the healthcare part. Doesn't matter who.
Tairu8
That ain’t why Tucker is mad. Jon Stewart humiliated him publicly what, a decade ago? He’s STILL not over it
diss
Nearly two decades now. 2004, dude still isn't over it.
Rrrrgrr
Jon Stewart; We should give health care to Veterans because it is the right thing to do. Tucker Carlson; Yeah well you're short.
colweb29350
FUCK TUCKER! TUCKER SUCKS!
TheFashionGuy1
How dare Jon Stewart show basic human decency!
sitenickname
Oh, that Tucker has his bowtie all twisted up in a knot now, doesn't he?
torisenblack
I mean, yeah, but, isn't that just how you tie a bow tie anyway?
sitenickname
If the joke has to be explained, then it's not funny: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-vwmLnjPOY
RedWingedBlackbirds
Not tight enough.
FuckGlitter
Wish it would twist tight enough to close his airways....
zerozolo
They hate because it's all they know. I can't remember a bill in the last six years that actually helped people that they supported.
shankill
TheOnlyPtylerdactyl
Hilariously the argument I've actually heard is they're mad because he influenced lawmakers' decision. They're mad representatives were ½
TheOnlyPtylerdactyl
pushed into actually doing their job for once.
ZimKat
I am delighted than John Stewart is using his fame this way. We need more loud, smart people like him.
thinkstopthink
joe6paques
They want anyone who needs health care to beg for it at the church door.
macthelost
Their position would be slightly more defensible if that were the case, I’ve never seen any healthcare go on in a church ever.
RedWingedBlackbirds
I kind of did. Not medical care, but homeless breakfasts, cooling station during summer
macthelost
Nice, but not healthcare. The need for charities is the government failing at its job.
IThoughtThisThought
They don't like for a media person to be able to influence politics... Oh wait...
MADchemEE
Yeah. That sounds about right. Couldn't tow their line, so "he must be evil" (by their 'logic')
ConfederacyOfDunces
FYI (just a helpful tip in case you care) it's "toe", as in standing exactly where they want you, with your toes exactly on the line.
MADchemEE
Sunuva…… Facepalm…… Always thought it was "tow the line" as in a group-tug-of-war kind of towing. Wikipedia'd it. T. I. (mf'ing) LEARNED!
ConfederacyOfDunces
mrthewhitee
Tucker is also mad that Jon is too short to be fuckable as well. Don't forget that point.
RensintheRedjaw
Tucker Carlson is a shill that gets payed to spread lunacy to protect interests of companies that don't want to pay for stuff like this.
InsouciantSausage
This is relevant https://youtu.be/Oq4UHWSTdO8
SheepySleepySmuggler
You misspelled "watching the Alex Jones Sandy Hook case to discover if Tucker's lies may bankrupt Fox"
EverNotRelevant
*paid. Please remember irregular verbs.
Zolfresh
thank you.
BootsDusty
DoomyDoomyDoom
Is it just me, or did he start turning into Scooby-Doo mid-interview
MortyMaxwell
Well Jon Stewart got his show canceled and now he can no longer wear bow ties. I’d say Jon won that war.
MissKalanek
you mean Tucker Carlson got his show canceled?
luckybreak91
Jon Stewart got Tucker Carlson's show canceled back in like 2004.
MissKalanek
Yeah I know, sorry I read your first comment wrong. I tought you were saying that Jon Stewart show was canceled.