You have no idea how many times I've had to explain to family and friends that when i tell them I'm drinking squirt i have to specify that it's the soda. And sometimes, just to mess with them, I refuse to clarify at all.
As a millennial who is apparently working their way toward boomer, I find most if not all of the *mainstream* music garbage these days. I yearn for the days when they played one banger after another on the radio. 105.1, channel Q was my jam. Linkin Park, System of a Down, Disturbed, Smashing Pumpkins, Nirvana, Foo Fighters, A Perfect Circle, etc. Ungggg, music was so good. Yeah, I know there is still some good new music these days, but it's not really mainstream. Bloodywood is an awesome one.
keyblader1985
That went from chuckle worthy to master shitpost
NorrinxRadd
Sprite is so much better
EmperorCartagia
You have no idea how many times I've had to explain to family and friends that when i tell them I'm drinking squirt i have to specify that it's the soda. And sometimes, just to mess with them, I refuse to clarify at all.
goofyhsk
https://www.instagram.com/sophiniweenie/
kaijuuGold
with a lil lime and tequila easy paloma. paloma is an underrated drank
prilldomon
It's a perfect whiskey chaser...
Crispo
Her squirt squirt on her
gitguuud
WhatisaYute
Squit is INCREDIBLE
jalcantara88127001
Cute
ElbowDeepInAHeadlessHorseman
For anyone who hasn't drank it, it's like grapefruit flavor sprite.
terajack2048
It’s good , but Fresca is better and mixes better
DrankTooMuchMead
You can tell im old because I prefer 7-Up.
apairofpetducks
Squirt is goddamn delicious!
saturatedcottonballs
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moxiefoxxy
I friggin’ love Squirt
samanthadlcruz
Shrek is love
abrakadaBRO
asucks
It’s not pee!
DarthGoodguy
CaldariBob
It is! It is!
BARP
Oh contraire moir faire
howimetyourauntrobin2
Duh....Pee is stored in the balls
LutraLazuli
The Ruby Red Squirt is pretty good too
Newdonster
The music is garbage
mjperk
As a millennial who is apparently working their way toward boomer, I find most if not all of the *mainstream* music garbage these days. I yearn for the days when they played one banger after another on the radio. 105.1, channel Q was my jam. Linkin Park, System of a Down, Disturbed, Smashing Pumpkins, Nirvana, Foo Fighters, A Perfect Circle, etc. Ungggg, music was so good. Yeah, I know there is still some good new music these days, but it's not really mainstream. Bloodywood is an awesome one.
CrisprCAS
Everyone loves a Squirter
imredheaded
Damn straight
Petrolholic
Except Ben Shapiro.
FlyingButtPliers
solrev
Squirt + Tequila = Perfection.
gracefulone
Alcohol that works with sour mix is also great with Squirt. Whiskey, gin, amaretto, etc.
DrankTooMuchMead
Tequila and Mt Dew even better.
CaldariBob
You are all very bad men.
mjperk
This sounds like college.
BHPaperstacks
Peso paloma
Crispo
Squirt+2 limes+tequila+ tajin=perfection
justpullnpray
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TheBlueMuppet
Squiquila.
LexiconDul
Squirt + Beam
CocaineAndSelfPleasure
That sounds really odd.
TheBlueMuppet
Squeam.
solrev
Ooooooo. Ok new for me but I can see that working
rockmanx853000
Paloma!
solrev
You know it! The real one.
rockmanx853000
As a certified Mexican you got no choice but to make these at the quinceneras while your cousin makes liquor store runs for more squirt soda.
sixhoursinacarwithmymotherinlaw
We learned this from our Latina daughter in law. Always have it on hand now.
Cthulhudreams
At what ratio?
solrev
Std mixer for the first. 1+ shot to a small glass of ice top with squirt. The rest will end up being heavier in tequila bc. Tequila.
CocaineAndSelfPleasure
STD mixer? Sounds like my college bar on a Friday night.
DrHenryGrabow
You measure that shit with your heart
YoursIsNoDisgrace
Squirt + gin...sort of like a Tom Collins
solrev
Yet another one to try. Thank you!
BIGMEAL
Mexican squirt with real sugar and a nice modern / western gin. Hell yeah.