Poseidon does give a shit

Oct 4, 2019 9:02 AM

goofygodscomics

Views

139231

Likes

3801

Dislikes

84

#comics #webcomic #poseidon #shit #ocean #mythology #greekgod #god #art #drawings #comic #revenge

You know there's fish that'll eat shit. Its more like dumping old twinkies on someone's house. Gross but like... id eat it

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Feel sorry for the poor bastard that lives behind him

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I post most of my stuff on Instagram as well https://instagram.com/goofygodscomics

6 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 8

If he was taking a shit whilst in the water it wouldn’t plop.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is essentially the Odyssey.

6 years ago | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Poseidon got them cheeks tho

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Entire cities without proper sewer treatment

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Why's the guy look so angry to be poopin, and so sad when he's done?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Many small boats just pump a bit of water up to the bowl and flush straight out. It's pooping in the ocean with extra steps. So technically

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Why did Poseidon bother wearing a crop top? Very Winnie The Pooh!

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Poseidon lowkey thicc tho

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why is he in a pink shirt and purple panties. Lol

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Let me say right here that anyone who craps in a lake or ocean or any wild body of water deserves to eat sushi made of his own excreta.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But like. Poseidon thicc af

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't see Poseidon crapping on fish

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's a weird Hades

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

King of the sea have no reason being that thicc

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Your work is amazing @OP. I would like to see more

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Thanks! I’ll try posting more on imgur, not used to the community yet tho

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

ah yes, posiedon's crisp pimple laden butt-ox

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why is he mad? Did he forget how many fish live in the ocean? It's not like they crawl onto land to dump a turd.

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Sea-turd-el

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

This deserves more attention

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What the fuck though, really. +1

6 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 1

Damn, Poseidon's thicc

6 years ago | Likes 324 Dislikes 7

Where do you think the mermaids got those curves

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

EXTRA THICK

6 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 1

E X T R A T H I C C

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

where are his balls tho

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Maybe they tucked back inside their shell. Like a clam

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

?noredirect

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Well he LITERALLY has the body of a Greek god, so...

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

And salty.

6 years ago | Likes 47 Dislikes 1

He is from the ocean

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Thatsthejoke.jpg

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

But why the tshirt?

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But apparently not very well hung.

6 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 1

Not even Posiden is immune to shriveling.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I WAS IN THE POOL!

6 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 0

It's tucked up into his shirt to keep it out of the way while shitting.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Maybe he has an erection.

6 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

My thoughts exactly, especially because he is looking directly at the guy

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Who actually shits in the ocean though?

6 years ago | Likes 1160 Dislikes 10

fish

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fish

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Assholes

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ppl who go to the bad place ok eleanor!?

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Have done a surf dump on more than one occasion when camping. It does burn the sphincter I have to say.

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

My buddy is a life guard. He told me they all go out there while on duty and poo. They have some funny name for it, I forgot though.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Fish

6 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Aqua dump. Dive, spin under water while pooping and then swim away quickly.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Fish

6 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

I pooped once on a Boy Scout float trip. The turd followed us down the river for about 2 miles before getting stuck on some branches.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I’m crying! Thank you.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Never in the ocean but I've dropped a lake pickle or two in my time.

6 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 6

You mean pool. Kiddie pool no less.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

No but I will say, don't drink the water at Lake Mead or else we'll be talking about pickle relish instead

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I work as a skipper od sail boats and sometimes I don't use boats toilet whole week

6 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

This. Sometime those heads clog real easy. And they suck more if they're a hand pump.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Amen sister!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

6 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

I did once, at a turtle sanctuary of all places. It was a dark and terrible occurance.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But now you've come clean. I'm sure the turtles forgive you.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I mean honestly right? Shit in a porcelain bucket and let the pressure of water carry it several hundred miles to the sea like the restof us

6 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

You can't be logical here, this is the internet

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

Not sure if you’re joking but that’s not how it works.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

No really, only kids and adults with various problems. Oh and fish.

6 years ago | Likes 96 Dislikes 2

Does a fish shit in the Pope's bear?

6 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Don’t worry if you lose your bear. There’s plenty more popes in the wood.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Well now I have to

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fish. That's why I don't drink water

6 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 0

I accidentally clicked on your name and wtf is going on with buzz...

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

HAHAHA glad I looked.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And why would it plop

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I masturbated in a lake once.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Once? Those are rookie numbers

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

best part of skinny dipping

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

i had mates do it a bit when we were surfing, then we'd have to dodge it the next hour

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Never an ocean, have shit in a river when I was piss drunk and had no bathroom in sight

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

6 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Merdmaid. Anyways, that's likely, but we don't know about the shitting customs of the Mer-people. They might have bathrooms or an equivalent

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

how else are you supposed to establish dominance over the sea?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

All shit ever shat has ended up in the ocean.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 6

Fish usually

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

People who go offshore in boats without bathrooms.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Took a dump in a public lake once. Murky as anything, just avoided the place for the day.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My brother did as a child... my nephews face when it washed up on the side of the kiddy pool? Worth it.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Brave people.

6 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

My dog has. Smh.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fish, whales, crabs, sailors, pirates, everyone living at the coast

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Scuba divers.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Technically. Everything that lives in the ocean also shits there.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When your Boyscout troop is ocean kayaking about 1/4 a mile from shore and the urge hits, sometimes you poop on a sea urchin.

6 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 2

Oddly specific.....

6 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

Top ten worst toilet paper substitutes.

6 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Jellyfish.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The non stinging varieties could work alright...

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nah, they’d just squish the poop around.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hornet's nest.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've pissed in the ocean

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Everyone should at least once.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My brother did as a child... his face when it washed up on shore causing a panic.

6 years ago | Likes 399 Dislikes 3

Lol

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

You're a weird guy Ace!

6 years ago | Likes 65 Dislikes 0

I hope this gets brought up at least once every family party.

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Funny enough, it has never been mentioned. I may be the only one who knows. Honestly forgot about it until seeing this post.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Next reunion is going to be lit.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Did the turd cause the panic or did his face?

6 years ago | Likes 48 Dislikes 3

His face. Everyone loves a good beach turd.

6 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 2

I know right?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Then why did his face cause panic?

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

He walked out of the water still pushing

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Idk. Maybe he's that level of fugly.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Tell me the qualities of a good beach turd, so I can keep a look out next time.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

1) Is turd. 2) On beach. That's about it.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Artistically rolled in shells and silicate while it is gently rocked withing the glistening surf. Spectacular.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0