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Oct 4, 2019 9:02 AM
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#comics #webcomic #poseidon #shit #ocean #mythology #greekgod #god #art #drawings #comic #revenge
SupercoolThanks
You know there's fish that'll eat shit. Its more like dumping old twinkies on someone's house. Gross but like... id eat it
Daimonu
Thingfish95
Feel sorry for the poor bastard that lives behind him
goofygodscomics
I post most of my stuff on Instagram as well https://instagram.com/goofygodscomics
Weedytadpoleshit
If he was taking a shit whilst in the water it wouldn’t plop.
Scave
This is essentially the Odyssey.
Thatsmykenku
Poseidon got them cheeks tho
TheDarkWinger
Entire cities without proper sewer treatment
deekermans31415
Why's the guy look so angry to be poopin, and so sad when he's done?
RabidDingo
Many small boats just pump a bit of water up to the bowl and flush straight out. It's pooping in the ocean with extra steps. So technically
Brapsticle
https://imgur.com/r8GURiH
Lardidar
Why did Poseidon bother wearing a crop top? Very Winnie The Pooh!
Putyourindexfingerandyourthumbtogether
Poseidon lowkey thicc tho
silentsuspekts87
Why is he in a pink shirt and purple panties. Lol
Telharmonius
Let me say right here that anyone who craps in a lake or ocean or any wild body of water deserves to eat sushi made of his own excreta.
aggiegrad
But like. Poseidon thicc af
NotTinyPancakes
I don't see Poseidon crapping on fish
notinmywatch
That's a weird Hades
Prinnly
King of the sea have no reason being that thicc
EverythingRemindsMeOfHer
Your work is amazing @OP. I would like to see more
goofygodscomics
Thanks! I’ll try posting more on imgur, not used to the community yet tho
yobichosei
ah yes, posiedon's crisp pimple laden butt-ox
krapmyself
Why is he mad? Did he forget how many fish live in the ocean? It's not like they crawl onto land to dump a turd.
Obikin
GreenNotTheColor
Sea-turd-el
atcggcta
This deserves more attention
DamascusFire
What the fuck though, really. +1
EranL
Damn, Poseidon's thicc
SarcasticComment
Where do you think the mermaids got those curves
BlacklightSparks
EXTRA THICK
IndecisiveSlacker
E X T R A T H I C C
Chickenlicker
where are his balls tho
discreetpear
Maybe they tucked back inside their shell. Like a clam
KentuckyFriedChildren
Zarrowsmith
Well he LITERALLY has the body of a Greek god, so...
KindofaBadPerson
And salty.
CodeChimpin
He is from the ocean
ExpectTheUnexpectedSpectacle
Thatsthejoke.jpg
postulomer
But why the tshirt?
BoomBoomParrot
But apparently not very well hung.
KindofaBadPerson
Not even Posiden is immune to shriveling.
AManIsNoOne
I WAS IN THE POOL!
MarredWoodWithNails
It's tucked up into his shirt to keep it out of the way while shitting.
Scrotality
Maybe he has an erection.
AvadaKedavraBiz
My thoughts exactly, especially because he is looking directly at the guy
pottage
KindofaBadPerson
Who actually shits in the ocean though?
caveman42
fish
ailincaimadalin1995360
Fish
captaingeneralmajorawesome
Assholes
memorminey
Ppl who go to the bad place ok eleanor!?
theinfamoustoetoucher
Gopher1964
Have done a surf dump on more than one occasion when camping. It does burn the sphincter I have to say.
notyouraverageghost
My buddy is a life guard. He told me they all go out there while on duty and poo. They have some funny name for it, I forgot though.
throwawayaccount4secretsanta
Fish
EvanJones10
Aqua dump. Dive, spin under water while pooping and then swim away quickly.
NotTinyPancakes
Fish
truthsmiles
I pooped once on a Boy Scout float trip. The turd followed us down the river for about 2 miles before getting stuck on some branches.
Watchtheadventuresofpeteandpete
I’m crying! Thank you.
RespiratoryRandy
Never in the ocean but I've dropped a lake pickle or two in my time.
Snausagebort
You mean pool. Kiddie pool no less.
RespiratoryRandy
No but I will say, don't drink the water at Lake Mead or else we'll be talking about pickle relish instead
malterego
I work as a skipper od sail boats and sometimes I don't use boats toilet whole week
Sidewinder1018
This. Sometime those heads clog real easy. And they suck more if they're a hand pump.
malterego
Amen sister!
DanceFightingDog
2graves
I did once, at a turtle sanctuary of all places. It was a dark and terrible occurance.
dovebair
But now you've come clean. I'm sure the turtles forgive you.
TichWalker
I mean honestly right? Shit in a porcelain bucket and let the pressure of water carry it several hundred miles to the sea like the restof us
seudonym
You can't be logical here, this is the internet
Guy954
Not sure if you’re joking but that’s not how it works.
IWasACatAllAlong
No really, only kids and adults with various problems. Oh and fish.
Lemuffinmannn
Does a fish shit in the Pope's bear?
nodutglubs
Don’t worry if you lose your bear. There’s plenty more popes in the wood.
DimmyNatran
Well now I have to
Insomnia297
Fish. That's why I don't drink water
LegendOfLegaiaWasMyPokemon
I accidentally clicked on your name and wtf is going on with buzz...
savagelem
HAHAHA glad I looked.
StupidAlexKrycek
And why would it plop
ImUglyIRL
I masturbated in a lake once.
dovebair
Once? Those are rookie numbers
mkolom
best part of skinny dipping
PotatoFaminePart2
i had mates do it a bit when we were surfing, then we'd have to dodge it the next hour
TheBlackKeep
Never an ocean, have shit in a river when I was piss drunk and had no bathroom in sight
realusernotabot
username55326
ThisGuyHere
Merdmaid. Anyways, that's likely, but we don't know about the shitting customs of the Mer-people. They might have bathrooms or an equivalent
aflarge
how else are you supposed to establish dominance over the sea?
eggmuffin
All shit ever shat has ended up in the ocean.
cargys
Fish usually
EchoRomeoIndiaCharlie
People who go offshore in boats without bathrooms.
MisterLemons
Took a dump in a public lake once. Murky as anything, just avoided the place for the day.
ButtTrumpett
My brother did as a child... my nephews face when it washed up on the side of the kiddy pool? Worth it.
FartingDragon
Brave people.
engineerthisorthatorall
My dog has. Smh.
parismaker
Fish, whales, crabs, sailors, pirates, everyone living at the coast
TheRushToNothing
Scuba divers.
uzerok
Technically. Everything that lives in the ocean also shits there.
ProkopProject
When your Boyscout troop is ocean kayaking about 1/4 a mile from shore and the urge hits, sometimes you poop on a sea urchin.
WorstShotEver
Oddly specific.....
houtaku
Top ten worst toilet paper substitutes.
Nicodemusthefirst
Jellyfish.
Xedi22
The non stinging varieties could work alright...
houtaku
Nah, they’d just squish the poop around.
arfysdad
Hornet's nest.
PandaLord200
I've pissed in the ocean
getmesomepizza1
Everyone should at least once.
SarcasticComment
My brother did as a child... his face when it washed up on shore causing a panic.
NotTinyPancakes
Lol
scroty
You're a weird guy Ace!
BigUglyBear
I hope this gets brought up at least once every family party.
SarcasticComment
Funny enough, it has never been mentioned. I may be the only one who knows. Honestly forgot about it until seeing this post.
squirreltactics
Next reunion is going to be lit.
TouretteBadger
Did the turd cause the panic or did his face?
SarcasticComment
His face. Everyone loves a good beach turd.
TouretteBadger
I know right?
trapdoorogre
Then why did his face cause panic?
TA2019
He walked out of the water still pushing
SarcasticComment
Idk. Maybe he's that level of fugly.
bread1
Tell me the qualities of a good beach turd, so I can keep a look out next time.
MrChurch
1) Is turd. 2) On beach. That's about it.
SarcasticComment
Artistically rolled in shells and silicate while it is gently rocked withing the glistening surf. Spectacular.