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Dec 27, 2017 8:17 PM
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waking86
Good fun for the whole family!
DaDefenestrator
I thought something totally different when he said he "shattered the gravy boat."
JasonAbbadon
"I was talking to the cat." Made me cackle like Emperor Palpaltine.
SomeOneHasBeenLookingForYou
These are amusing; married or not.
SLPsRockTheABCs
My husband and I always order different things and swap half way. Get to try so much more food that way. We also declare an ordering winner!
DukeBombadil
please, stop reposting this.
MimirBlue
He can post it if he wants to, Mabel! He’s a grown man!
UnderboobIsBetterThanSideBoob
*Your whiskers are black, the porcelain sink is white, it's snowing on mount Fuji.
Philosophyinateacup
Never been married, lived with a woman once, we skipped the relationship bit, and she just hated me.
Philosophyinateacup
The cat was cool though
firstofhisname419
Saturday night: can't take wife's snoring, so I sleep on couch. Sunday night: wife can't take my snoring, wakes me up to roll over. WTF?
daytimedrinkingincoffeecups
She still wants to be close to u despite your annoying habits, u leave....it’s “fine” go load the dishwasher, but make sure it’s not perfect
Twatimz
Tried to be sexy with the wife, and bit her arse, missed and bit her leg, fucker straight up donkey punched me
BlankhasdiedofDysentery
Colds actually do affect women differently. Large national medical study just proved it.
Thesomanyethcrazycatlady
Scientific sauce: http://www.bmj.com/content/359/bmj.j5560
SocialistScotland
You the real mvp man
WhatzitTooya
Man flu is super deadly, like 150% are going to die from it at least once!
tzxAzrael
I've already died twice from it, and I'll probably catch it several more times in my life.
BlankhasdiedofDysentery
Men are more likely to suffer serious complications requiring hospitalization and have a higher death rate from the flu.
DixonHillPrivateEye
“So when my husband died of the flu, he wasn’t just being dramatic?” -American Voices, the Onion, 12/18/17
MyDogJake
What nation?
BlankhasdiedofDysentery
Canada
LordNoodles
Canada and Hong Kong
SexDrugsBirdsandRocknRoll
I was just wondering about that, so many men have a hard time with it I figured there might be a biological reason. Sauce?
BlankhasdiedofDysentery
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/man-flu-study/
BleachIsGood
True hero
SexDrugsBirdsandRocknRoll
Thanks!
lytzoff
Source to study? Thx
Ocolura
Saucing
Ezzybells
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/man-flu-study/
ArtMadeofYourComment
Two comments up where someone else asked. Sauce be there.
Becausethenightisdarkandfullofterriers
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bigturd
Everyone warned me that marriage sucks! Did I listen? No! I still think marriage is the best thing that ever happened to me!
rimehoarfrost
Wait for it... WAIIIIT FOR IT...
Senorpelota
Yes, fistbump for not being a lazy cynical prick
IGiveMrsPotatoHead
How long have you two had a drinking and/or drug problem?
downvoteacct
No doubt in my mind, my wife is the best thing that ever happened to me, 35+ years. . .
tzxAzrael
marriage only sucks if you get married before you get tired of faking it for dating, because they're definitely going to notice it after.
magnetude
Wat
tzxAzrael
a lot of relationships start out "faking it" right? like you both pretend to be better than you really are, because you don't trust them to
tzxAzrael
like the "real" you. and then some people never stop faking it, and get married, and the partner catches on that it's all fake, and then
tzxAzrael
everything is bad. OR.. you stop faking it, be the real you, and if everything is still good, then you could have a good marriage.
onikame
It was the best thing that happened to me! Only took two tries.
demosthenes89
Me too. If you hate your spouse, you're doing it wrong.
SmolRat
Exactly!!
cktuba
Sigh. I did it wrong.
demosthenes89
It's happens. We are all flawed. I just get annoyed when people act like it's the institution of marriage's fault and not their own.
TheMathMeister
Want to tell us about it?
BadLawyer
Just got engaged. Any tips?
demosthenes89
Don't be selfish or let your ego control you. I think the hardest part for a lot of people is learning to view their spouse as truly equal.
demosthenes89
Meaning, you actually consider their desires and perspective as equally valid and important as your own. It's very hard in practice.
SmolRat
Communication. Don’t bottle stuff up. If you can’t be open, then the relationship is doomed to failure from the start.
DMintheDetails
3/3 getting angry (used to) I've started cleaning it and putting it away as a small gesture of love. I know I do similar things.
KrazyKatWoman
Honestly, let the little things go, take deep breaths, focus on their strengths and not flaws. Trust, honesty, for real communication.
MadameDex
Always remember that it would be unrealistic and unfair to expect another imperfect human to meet your every need.
DMintheDetails
2/3 caused by your spouse is an opportunity to show them some love. Eg.: My wife loves to leave the dirty cutting board out. Instead of
DMintheDetails
Talk it out but also realize when the issue isn't something that is going to derail your relationship. An annoyance or inconvenience 1/2
demosthenes89
Allow yourself to be vulnerable. Anger is a defensive reaction to feeling hurt, but you'll communicate much more effectively if you just...
demosthenes89
...let your spouse see the hurt. Screaming at each other never helps.