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positiveleroy
Old Bay seasoning tastes like the devil’s dick.
trigonman3
Tornado Wa-something: There might be a tornado. Tornado Wa-the other one: There might be a tornado. They should change to memorable names.
YeeHawSpaceman
As a weather forecaster, I really appreciate the abundant examples I have to explain the difference to people. Thank you everyone.
WhatsUnderMyKilt
WATCH means to immediately evaluate your emergency plan. WARNING means to enact your emergency plan.
Rockyy97
Goog2Pi
Maryland PROUD baby! Natty Boh and Rikaloff for life!
Cheomesh
Never in my whole life did I think my county government would appear on the front page of Imgur.
dasAchteck
Gotta speak local sometimes.
fingersb
Haven't seen them use meth ingredients and meth but I imagine we'll get there
dasAchteck
this is what i speak
parkerh17
Who is calling for this extreme weather, how do we stop them?
TheChunguskaEvent
positiveleroy
StickyKiwi
"I don't know if they're Alaskan King, but... they feel yuge."
ProlapsingPrincess
I can still hear this and it's been 15+ years
AlwaysUpvotesRaul
MCpeepantz
IDK, but there's candy and shorteez!
AlmostClever
God do I miss Maryland.
wlfman
I feel like Watch/Warning are too similar. Why not Alert? Tornado Alert is far from ambiguous.
seyne
Pretty sure that first pic has some crabs is it too…
WaterUnderTheRocketAppliances
Everything is crabs
OnlyCrabs
JohnCheshirsky
Everything is EVOLVING into crabs
OnlyCrabs
nobleImaginationWrecker
My friend doesn't understand the Maryland joke.
MaximilianShade
Watch: "We might have crabs for supper later.". Warning: "Get the napkins, we're having crab RIGHT NOW!"
nobleImaginationWrecker
Crab warnings sound great!!
Thefsm
Where did that storm even go? We were told to expect tornados and power outages. Didn’t even get cloudy
crabpeopledefenseforce
This better be a crab warning...
OnlyCrabs
NZSheeps
But doesn't Maryland do chickens?
Cheomesh
Yes that too.
bohemiancrabcity
I’m in Maryland and assure you that I don’t do my chickens. They do not consent and are too fast to catch.
PunnyTiger
Watch: keep an eye out. Warning: oh LAWD he comin'!
dorenavant
Texans use tacos.
quicksilver1
GIANT ENEMY CRAB!
OnlyCrabs
geoffreyfourmyle
Watch: conditions are right, so watch for . Warning: WATCH HARDER
killernerd
i'm about as hard as i can get and I'm watching. Now what?
Lynkfox
It's in yer backyard motherfuckaaaa
Mentok
"look around" vs. "LOOK OVER THERE"
SithShodan
DANGER WILL ROBINSON DANGER
Buckman1988
This has the same energy as when you’re waiting on other people for work and your direct boss says hurry up. *waits even harder*
Fictionwelive
Chesapeake bay boy here: can confirm. Also, screw any crab seasoning other than old bay...
jesusisherelookbusy
OnlyCrabs
CouchCarrot
"There may be tasty crabs soon." vs "There are tasty crabs now."
SomeDetroitGuy
Old Bay seasoning sprinled liberally on salmon and then cook in butter in a cast iron skillet - amazing.
SonrisaFlores
trying this, I eat a lot of salmon for health issues
itsthevoiceman
Taco analogy. Watch = taco ingredients are there. Warning = tacos are imminent.
mondomar
I don’t get it.
PackardGoose
Watch: got the ingredients for crabs (storms) Warning: we're now having crabs (ingredients combined to make the crabs/storms)
RandomMemmer
Crab watch: maixing ingredients for crab dinner. Crab warning: the food/ingredients are made, time for dinner/ getting to shelter
ThinkingChair
Thank you. This made a lot more sense than whatever tf I was thinking in my head
SeanBeanJovi
Maryland natives are crab people crusted over with Old Bay.
Bareclauses
Former Marylander - I hate old bay and picking crabs. Just gimmie a crab cake.
Cheomesh
Those who know use J.O....
aintnothinbutahounddog28
JO for cooking, old bay for dipping. And everything else
elusivekarma
Former crab person. Can confirm.
Iliekbirbs
Its a Marylander thing, you won't get it.
mondomar
I know, that’s why I am asking!
aintnothinbutahounddog28
A watch means all the elements are there for a particular thing to occur (tornado, thunderstorm, etc) a warning means the thing itself is
aintnothinbutahounddog28
actually occurring and has been witnessed. We in Maryland LOVE to eat steamed spiced crabs so, a watch shows all the ingredients necessary
aintnothinbutahounddog28
for a delicious crab feast, despite there not being one actually prepared, while a warning has the exact actual crabs ready for eating
VolkiirKnight
Miss living there
IWasGettingYouABurrito
Eyyy Southern MD, my county too! This is definitely right though lol
Cheomesh
Hello from Lexington Park!
Moseala
Hello from Great Mills as well lol
Cheomesh
I've run into a surprising number of locals on here over the years - I credit the lack of anything else going on for this fact, hah.
TheAllNewKiaGonorrhea
Former Mechanicsvillian here! Goooo Maryland!