Dump of some neato shit

Mar 20, 2016 6:20 PM

ocpetri22

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Next level shower

Glow in the dark rocks

Some people like the edge I guess

Everything is awesome

Buzz your girlfriend. Woof.

Not TSA approved.

Dunk on grandma even at night.

Incase you like to roll in the shower.

All I could think of is the double decker couch from Lego movie and saying "They did it, it's real now. He is the master builder."

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

TIL people shower all dressed up!

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

It's for massaging. It feels really good but it's a little forceful. Would not feel good to have water power-forced into your butthole

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is that a double decker couch? That idea is just... the worst...

10 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

No it is a hide-a-bunkbed.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"I don't want to stand up in the shower." "You want a bath?" "No. A shower."

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Neat

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Where can I get the ryu laptop sticker?!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well, I can confirm the keyholder magnet man exists and is commercially available.

10 years ago | Likes 57 Dislikes 0

I have it on my fridge but I didn't know what it was for until now!

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ah imgur, educating the masses since er...(insert date year since I'm to lazy to google now)!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That crystal cocktail table is by John Foster, and I went to school with him. Dude's super creative http://cargocollective.com/johnfoster

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#5 looks like a puking skull +_+

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

+1 for everything is awesome

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Now with the raft......the girls come with it or I have to supply my own? Because mine don't look like that

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm too poor for this post.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

The only thing in this dump I would possibly want is the brownie tray.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I want that clock.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

WHERE CAN I GET THE GLOW IN THE DARK ROCKS I'm doing a walk path right now

10 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

You could probably do landscaping rocks w/glow in the dark spraypaint and that might be cheaper. Did see some glowing pebbles on amazon, tho

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Buy glow in the dark paint and paint normal rocks, you can have quadruple more than they offer for same price.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Is this where all this stuff is?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The rocks and a fireplace is. I found the other ones by stumbling upon them.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've got Tiles.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

yeesh for that price I could just paint my own damn pebbles in glowing paint. or splooge on a rock for free. blacklight not included.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The couch looks nice. I'll take the top bunk so I can sleep everyone's farts.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

And be the one to take everyone else to the hospital when it collapses.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That idea is just the worst

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Shower naked? What do you think I am? Some kind of slut?"

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

+1 for dunk on grandma

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The quesadilla thing is cool.

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

used to have one of them to make toast on an aga, pretty sure they've existed for many many years

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah, don't need a fancy one. Just 2 grills hinged together.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I hope not. I don't want cool quesadillas. I want ohmygodthisishotmeltycheese in my mouth quesadillas.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Now I'm hungry. mmmmmmmmmmmmmm

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

White people always building and making useless shit

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 4

Some of those "fire places" look interesting!

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Those light-up ice cubes! My favorite souvenir from Disney World! We got some at the Sci-fi theater. Made my vodka taste that much better ;)

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Nothing tastes quite like Chernobyl

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Heh, you're so right! Tho I'm rethinking my choices now- your comment makes me want it even more!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But how do they even work? There's no way to turn them off, so they just glow until they die, don't they? Seemed a waste of money to me.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They turned on and off with a hit on the palm (or at least that's how I did it :) I have some bouncy balls that light up when bounced, too!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh, I see. I had one in my drink at Disneyland and couldn't figure how it worked lol.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh, that's terrible :( I hope you enjoyed it while you had it! They are beautiful, yes, but kinda pricy. (worth it for me, tho)

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I did enjoy it, maybe next time I find myself up there I'll keep the thing now that I know how they work!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

There is a water-sealed button on the bottom of mine from a cocktail at Coral Reef @ Epcot. Turns it on and off, cycles through the colors.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I wants that clock ><

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 3

Me too!!!

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

need links, want the plant thing.

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

You can get a Fluval Chi. Easy to maintain and looks great.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

thanks!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It looks like a mini aquaponic set. Fish poop fertilizes the plant.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

thanks!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sure. I've built my own outdoor version and grow all of our herbs in it. Can do tomatoes, lettuce and peppers as well.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

that's awesome, my Dad will LOVE that idea!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The problem with that brownie pan is that there is a large percent less brownie per pan. I like the edge pieces, but I don't discriminate.

10 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 8

What are you talking about? The batter is mixed by weight and then poured in the pan. If it fits, you get the same amount of brownies.

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

You and your fancy "science"

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 8

Just use a muffin tin. You probably have one already, lots of edges, no need to buy a whole new stupid pan.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

It could be deeper to compensate

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

It COULD be, but it doesn't appear to be

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 5

Not sure why you're being downvoted.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Probably those cunts who have an agenda against me... There are a few lol

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The illuminati bruh

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My guess is that it would have to be deeper to accomodate standard brownie recipes / pre-mixes, but who knows.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Alton Brown says the edge pan is a waste because you can make brownies in muffin tins. But you can't do that with fucking lasagna, so STFU

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

You can though. I have done it. Lasagna cakes. So fucking crunchy.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

B-but... the noodles...?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Just cut to size bottom layer creates a "bowl" after that continue as normally.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well hello skymall, and I see you look as expensive as ever

10 years ago | Likes 678 Dislikes 1

I thought they rolling in the shower was literal for a second, ecstasy...yeah buddy!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah. They're just missing those decorative pots and logs that are actually your kitty litter box.

10 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 0

and house shoes with headlights.

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

To bad Skymall Went Bankrupt :(

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

c'mon how could you go bankrupt when your selling things like water inflated weights or movie prop replicas for $150+ to airplane passengers

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Sadly Skymall is no more.

10 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

what about DutyFree? Didn't they sell pretty much the same things, or was it just perfumes and colognes?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

On-board version of https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duty-free_shop where the plane has to carry all the merchandise, so rather different.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Makes me so sad. How else should I pass the time on a plane? :(

10 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

WHAT?! Since when?!

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

So much shit that I wanted but couldn't have, and now I won't see the stuff I can't have anymore.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It's still around http://www.skymall.com/

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Just a web site now. They got bought in bankruptcy. The new company wants to launch a new catalog, but it hasn't happened yet.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

most of the living room flames suck I bet, unless you want a fuel fumes filled living room

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Plus that glass won't stay nice and clean for long

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A lot of indoor combustion reactions are odorless, but have additives to alert the user to leaks.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So nobody's gunna talk about having a towel on in the shower?

10 years ago | Likes 264 Dislikes 8

*gasp* another never-nude!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Stupid censorship

10 years ago | Likes 49 Dislikes 1

I mean really - everybody knows you are supposed to wear shower shorts!

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

For the man with nothing to hide

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

But still wants to.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

sad episode right?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The best ones, I found, were the saddest.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well, since it's not a shower but some sort of massager, I'm gonna guess "no".

10 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

It's for the man who has nothing to hide, but still wants to.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's a Vichy shower, most of the time they're in spas for body treatments and massage. Towels make sense for this.

10 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

How and why do you even know that

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm a cosmetologist/Esthetician, we have one for body treatments/wraps and it's amazing.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It's controlled by nazis?

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I used one at the spa I worked at. It was incredible. You could turn off the different heads separately too

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

does a masseuse stand in the rain while they work on your back? or is it a solo activity?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not sure, I'll have to ask our massage therapist. I've only ever used it after a body treatment but it's a great way to relax clients.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

the whole shower head is moveable from side to side and there is a drain underneath so they don't get super wet just sprinkled

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0