Dec 11, 2021 8:27 PM
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Whitebromyalgia
Worth it.
midgarninja
My wife,do think my friends are pretty......nope those bitches are ugly ?
mcbotulism
nobodyreadsusernamesanyway
MaintenanceGuyHere
He could feel the seething.
PicassoCT
Some stares can lead to ice build up and crash the party plane.
iwishjtmoneywasstillavailableitsmyoldvideogamemoniker
I honestly think she's just messing with him. If you're in a shitty relationship like that you don't look at anything.
PapaUbu
370zSteve
v
davebeastly
redtornado1337
This is the reaction I was looking for.
Cortezdelanoche
His friend: Blink if you think you are in danger Him:
WalksTheSky
?1
msmxv
Some of us don’t find other people attractive anymore once we love someone. It just turns into an acknowledgment.
CluBBaH
Should leave her before stare turns into murder.
ThanosTheGreat
Ngl I love her stare.
tangybreath
It gave me goddamn chills. That stare is ready to star in a horror movie
ootsker
He ded
locutusufborg
Lovingimpaler
Just tell her she's overreacting, and just to calm down, and she will.
igooutsidesometimes
JustAFlamingoInDisguise
I do like how the cameraman pans away to avoid capturing the actual murder moment so its all family rated later.
Sphinxycat
DrunkBobRoss
byebuddyhopeyoufindyourdad
gitguuud
Boondangle40
Have been a pallbearer once... This is incredible they can balance the coffin on their shoulders while dancing like that, wow
ChuckKarma
Occasionally I think some of the vibrant black soul in the US south comes from their history here being a counterculture. Theory disproved.
tango2000
the moment he realizes -
Blamblam101
weidermeijer
Sweet Jesus!
keyblader1985
ImGoingToBeRelevant
His husband senses kicked in and he realized he done fucked up.
Espy360
Except he did absolutely NOTHING.
zagibu
Yeah, he didn't gouge his eyes out afterwards. Which is probably what was expected, right? I don't understand relationships.
Archimedes40
Nah, he saw that the person was recording and became scared that death may be behind him.
rookie23
Or death was the one recording.
Nice. I like that better. +1
With great beauty, comes great fear that other beauty may replace me at any given time. Don't stick your dick in "dates for pretty alone".
OlderWiser
As a man, being in a relationship with a beautiful woman can make you insecure also. B/c there's always somebody trying to take her.
SophieClockwise
So, you are looking for a downtrade? She is hypothetically single?
No, sorry.
Redisia
You laugh now, but i know he is Canadian. I can work with that.
lostharbinger42
Get you a partner that stares along with you.
eotty
Get you a partner that makes sure you dont miss it in case you werent paying attention.
oldlampsfornew
Definitely. Makes things so much easier.
franciscoairodu9000
Bi girls are fun
kkanne20
KingSwing
Get you a partner that takes notes.
VaultGirl69
He won't stop staring at me. Apparently I have a great waist to boob ratio, whatever that is.
drowscion
Psssh, you know what it is.
Doesn't make my for my boney ass... Apparently all the butts in the house went to him.
MicroverseBatteryReality
that's why bi girls are best girls
Deadpoolisfunny
Agreed. Plus I've noticed they just seem chiller.
WellWellWellLookWhoItIs
diictodon
What’s that from?
guyano
Or at least is happy for you that you're getting a gawk.
Iamalumberjackandimok
Yeah but then you end up a few years later alone with a capuchin monkey named marcel.
user215438
Elegantly put
WE WERE ON A BREAK
sunyudai
Naw dude, has nothing to do with this. You did that yourself.
UsuallySpecial
Mine occasionally nudges me and points at ladies to check out
Attritshun
This
everyfreakntime
Same.
Lewynsa
I do it with my husband all the time! I love being Bi and poly. ^_^ I don’t know how many times we have shred a “Daaammmnn”
Shared* >_>
SmugandFurry
Ours is, "Dibs".
LadyLink
Same herrree. It's way more fun. We get a good giggle out of it too.
RoutemasterFlash
People who think being in a relationship means you're honour-bound not to find anyone else attractive ever again need to chill the fuck out.
TheIceHorse
Me and my wife check other women out all the time.
jmtpl1973
Married, not blind
MathieuGaydos
You're allowed to look and feel however, but gawking at someone right in front of your partner can hurt, and its easy to avoid
Evergrey
Toxic monogamy.
CapitalNick
Yup. Lived through that. And then some.
beachbum273
Had a bi girlfriend once. We would point out attractive individuals to each other. Good times.
Sure, but that shouldn't be a requirement. I'm straight and don't kid myself that I'm the only man in existence that my GF finds attractive.
Cuppoteam
Help me.
yoyo42
need to *not be in a relationship.
TheGodEmperorOfChaos
Fast way to the Ex-Lane.
Norepresentationwithouttaxation
Even if you already know what you're ordering, most people still look over the menu at a restaurant.
CarlottaVonSprockett
Especially if it’s a really beautiful looking meal!
4vie
As long as you eat at home, it doesn't matter if you browse the menus of other places.
My wife doesn’t mind that I appreciate pretty women; I mean, it’s one of the reasons I married her.
snrsquishy101
Smooooooth
She’s a tall Irish redhead; I sure as hell didn’t catch her with my looks. ?
Like my friend always so "Look-y-look yes.... touchy-touch no "
Chaoscillate
Just cause you're on a diet doesn't mean you can't look at the menu
korndogg83
Touchy-touch of course yes but only if the missus also gets licky-lick and only for a night.
RorytheRedKing
Museum rules, look but don’t touch, and maybe point out a piece you like in particular. Get a crew, study guard patterns, plan a heist…
bChrispy
Doesn't matter where you get hungry at long as you eat at home
KenpachiRob
My dad used to say growing up, just because you're on a diet doesn't mean you can't look at the menu.
kevbot5000
It's the look-no-touch policy, get it right or pay the price.
Just because I'm on a Diet doesn't mean I can't look at the menu. - Some Old(probably ded)Guy probably...
lvcoug
And just because I order the same thing from the menu every time doesn’t mean I can’t look at the front cover while I’m at it
And the back cover, and the drapes in the restaurant, and I lost track of where I was going with this metaphorical continuation.
JankyJohnny
Granted I'm pretty insecure but if my partner was gawking at another man I'd be pretty sad, though I agree it's OK to find people 1
She’s a dancer, doing a dance. Why would you not gawk? If you don’t want your partner “gawking” at a dancer, then I guess don’t go places /1
that have dancing. Otherwise, try not to feel sad that it’s human instinct to look at something that’s flailing and moving around. It’s /2
not personal. 3/3
I'm not saying it's cool to openly leer and wolf-whistle at any woman who just happens to be walking past, but here you've got a woman in >
skimpy clothing who's doing a dance and clearly drawing attention to herself. Is the guy here meant to put his hands over his eyes?
Attractive it would probably hurt my feelings
CorgiGrrrMan
It's not easy to get over, but it is a lot easier to live when you're past it. For me, getting older and experience helped.
It's nice of you to be so frank, but it's still wrong. You should work on those feelings.
I agree, was just giving the other perspective.
SonOfChicken
I don't mind if my wife gawks. But I would be displeased if she did it front of me, I don't do that to her. That is respect
You should be a therapist. "I feel bad about this thing." "Well don't," "Wow, thanks, I'm cured!"
TielKiri
I disagree; it’s how they act that’s the issue. We can feel hurt without anyone having wronged us- that’s often what accidents *are.* It’s-
blaming the other person for your pain when they did nothing wrong that’s a problem, and being hurt is not that. We also should work on our-
Whitebromyalgia
Worth it.
midgarninja
My wife,do think my friends are pretty......nope those bitches are ugly ?
mcbotulism
nobodyreadsusernamesanyway
MaintenanceGuyHere
He could feel the seething.
PicassoCT
Some stares can lead to ice build up and crash the party plane.
iwishjtmoneywasstillavailableitsmyoldvideogamemoniker
I honestly think she's just messing with him. If you're in a shitty relationship like that you don't look at anything.
PapaUbu
370zSteve
davebeastly
redtornado1337
This is the reaction I was looking for.
Cortezdelanoche
His friend: Blink if you think you are in danger Him:
WalksTheSky
msmxv
Some of us don’t find other people attractive anymore once we love someone. It just turns into an acknowledgment.
CluBBaH
Should leave her before stare turns into murder.
ThanosTheGreat
Ngl I love her stare.
tangybreath
It gave me goddamn chills. That stare is ready to star in a horror movie
ootsker
He ded
locutusufborg
Lovingimpaler
Just tell her she's overreacting, and just to calm down, and she will.
igooutsidesometimes
JustAFlamingoInDisguise
I do like how the cameraman pans away to avoid capturing the actual murder moment so its all family rated later.
Sphinxycat
DrunkBobRoss
byebuddyhopeyoufindyourdad
gitguuud
Boondangle40
Have been a pallbearer once... This is incredible they can balance the coffin on their shoulders while dancing like that, wow
ChuckKarma
Occasionally I think some of the vibrant black soul in the US south comes from their history here being a counterculture. Theory disproved.
tango2000
Blamblam101
weidermeijer
Sweet Jesus!
keyblader1985
ImGoingToBeRelevant
His husband senses kicked in and he realized he done fucked up.
Espy360
Except he did absolutely NOTHING.
zagibu
Yeah, he didn't gouge his eyes out afterwards. Which is probably what was expected, right? I don't understand relationships.
Archimedes40
Nah, he saw that the person was recording and became scared that death may be behind him.
rookie23
Or death was the one recording.
Archimedes40
Nice. I like that better. +1
PicassoCT
With great beauty, comes great fear that other beauty may replace me at any given time. Don't stick your dick in "dates for pretty alone".
OlderWiser
As a man, being in a relationship with a beautiful woman can make you insecure also. B/c there's always somebody trying to take her.
SophieClockwise
PicassoCT
So, you are looking for a downtrade? She is hypothetically single?
OlderWiser
No, sorry.
Redisia
PicassoCT
You laugh now, but i know he is Canadian. I can work with that.
lostharbinger42
Get you a partner that stares along with you.
eotty
Get you a partner that makes sure you dont miss it in case you werent paying attention.
oldlampsfornew
Definitely. Makes things so much easier.
franciscoairodu9000
Bi girls are fun
kkanne20
KingSwing
Get you a partner that takes notes.
VaultGirl69
He won't stop staring at me. Apparently I have a great waist to boob ratio, whatever that is.
drowscion
Psssh, you know what it is.
VaultGirl69
Doesn't make my for my boney ass... Apparently all the butts in the house went to him.
MicroverseBatteryReality
that's why bi girls are best girls
Deadpoolisfunny
Agreed. Plus I've noticed they just seem chiller.
WellWellWellLookWhoItIs
diictodon
What’s that from?
guyano
Or at least is happy for you that you're getting a gawk.
Iamalumberjackandimok
Yeah but then you end up a few years later alone with a capuchin monkey named marcel.
user215438
Elegantly put
lostharbinger42
WE WERE ON A BREAK
sunyudai
Naw dude, has nothing to do with this. You did that yourself.
UsuallySpecial
Mine occasionally nudges me and points at ladies to check out
Attritshun
This
everyfreakntime
Same.
Lewynsa
I do it with my husband all the time! I love being Bi and poly. ^_^ I don’t know how many times we have shred a “Daaammmnn”
Lewynsa
Shared* >_>
SmugandFurry
Ours is, "Dibs".
LadyLink
Same herrree. It's way more fun. We get a good giggle out of it too.
RoutemasterFlash
People who think being in a relationship means you're honour-bound not to find anyone else attractive ever again need to chill the fuck out.
TheIceHorse
Me and my wife check other women out all the time.
jmtpl1973
Married, not blind
MathieuGaydos
You're allowed to look and feel however, but gawking at someone right in front of your partner can hurt, and its easy to avoid
Evergrey
Toxic monogamy.
CapitalNick
Yup. Lived through that. And then some.
beachbum273
Had a bi girlfriend once. We would point out attractive individuals to each other. Good times.
RoutemasterFlash
Sure, but that shouldn't be a requirement. I'm straight and don't kid myself that I'm the only man in existence that my GF finds attractive.
Cuppoteam
Help me.
yoyo42
need to *not be in a relationship.
TheGodEmperorOfChaos
Fast way to the Ex-Lane.
Norepresentationwithouttaxation
Even if you already know what you're ordering, most people still look over the menu at a restaurant.
CarlottaVonSprockett
Especially if it’s a really beautiful looking meal!
4vie
As long as you eat at home, it doesn't matter if you browse the menus of other places.
SmugandFurry
My wife doesn’t mind that I appreciate pretty women; I mean, it’s one of the reasons I married her.
snrsquishy101
Smooooooth
SmugandFurry
She’s a tall Irish redhead; I sure as hell didn’t catch her with my looks. ?
Redisia
Like my friend always so "Look-y-look yes.... touchy-touch no "
Chaoscillate
Just cause you're on a diet doesn't mean you can't look at the menu
korndogg83
Touchy-touch of course yes but only if the missus also gets licky-lick and only for a night.
RorytheRedKing
Museum rules, look but don’t touch, and maybe point out a piece you like in particular. Get a crew, study guard patterns, plan a heist…
bChrispy
Doesn't matter where you get hungry at long as you eat at home
KenpachiRob
My dad used to say growing up, just because you're on a diet doesn't mean you can't look at the menu.
kevbot5000
It's the look-no-touch policy, get it right or pay the price.
redtornado1337
Just because I'm on a Diet doesn't mean I can't look at the menu. - Some Old(probably ded)Guy probably...
lvcoug
And just because I order the same thing from the menu every time doesn’t mean I can’t look at the front cover while I’m at it
kevbot5000
And the back cover, and the drapes in the restaurant, and I lost track of where I was going with this metaphorical continuation.
JankyJohnny
Granted I'm pretty insecure but if my partner was gawking at another man I'd be pretty sad, though I agree it's OK to find people 1
CarlottaVonSprockett
She’s a dancer, doing a dance. Why would you not gawk? If you don’t want your partner “gawking” at a dancer, then I guess don’t go places /1
CarlottaVonSprockett
that have dancing. Otherwise, try not to feel sad that it’s human instinct to look at something that’s flailing and moving around. It’s /2
CarlottaVonSprockett
not personal. 3/3
RoutemasterFlash
I'm not saying it's cool to openly leer and wolf-whistle at any woman who just happens to be walking past, but here you've got a woman in >
RoutemasterFlash
skimpy clothing who's doing a dance and clearly drawing attention to herself. Is the guy here meant to put his hands over his eyes?
JankyJohnny
Attractive it would probably hurt my feelings
CorgiGrrrMan
It's not easy to get over, but it is a lot easier to live when you're past it. For me, getting older and experience helped.
zagibu
It's nice of you to be so frank, but it's still wrong. You should work on those feelings.
JankyJohnny
I agree, was just giving the other perspective.
SonOfChicken
I don't mind if my wife gawks. But I would be displeased if she did it front of me, I don't do that to her. That is respect
RoutemasterFlash
You should be a therapist. "I feel bad about this thing." "Well don't," "Wow, thanks, I'm cured!"
TielKiri
I disagree; it’s how they act that’s the issue. We can feel hurt without anyone having wronged us- that’s often what accidents *are.* It’s-
TielKiri
blaming the other person for your pain when they did nothing wrong that’s a problem, and being hurt is not that. We also should work on our-