Remember…A full beaver is a happy beaver.

Sep 23, 2022 2:22 PM

deafkitten

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Fun stuff.

Beavers are never full. There's always room for a little more.

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PHRASING!!!

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Daaaaam, that’s one spoiled beaver

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Iron tail.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

+1 for truth in titling!

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Please tell me their name is either Rawhide or Jellyroll

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I hope her beaver is clean

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/a/kJEzYp4

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What are the beaver snacks?

3 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Ask your mom.

3 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Looks like sweet potato or yam

3 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

That would smell very strongly, unless you remove the scent glands

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I'm going to assume it smells like vanilla, because I live in denial.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Smells like 7 layers.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

She knows just what to put in her beaver for optimal satisfaction.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Same thing I said to OP's mom last night

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CLOSE THE FRIDGE, goddamnit!

3 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

She must pay the bills.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Came here for this!

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Stuff the beaver with sausage

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Now I want one as a pet

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A ladder is uplifting.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

How do you end up with a pet beaver ?

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She's a wildlife rehabilitator, but this particular beaver is unfit to be reintroduced to the wild. His name is Justin Beaver.

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OH yeah! stuff that beaver!

3 years ago | Likes 120 Dislikes 2

Make sure you keep your beaver happy with plenty of wood

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

@OP: you perv!

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Well I’ll be dammed…

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I would very much like to pet this woman's beaver

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nice beaver

3 years ago | Likes 240 Dislikes 1

I wonder if her name is Winona

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Dam

3 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Thanks, I just had it stuffed

3 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

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Achtung beaver!

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Gold

3 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 0

I too can stuff a beaver. DM for charges and to make an appointment

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Girl, you are not lying

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

guy*

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*Boy, you are not lying. (my bad)

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

ha no worries, happens to the best...many assume female given username...try to prevent such issues by putting pic in bio.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I should have checked, what a great face :) Your posts make me laugh, thanks for many stolen memes.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

happy if you've enjoyed some of the memes...and

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wynonna? That you? Have seen you in AGES! Beaver's still lookn great though.

3 years ago | Likes 61 Dislikes 0

Big and Brown, just like I wanted.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Smells like seven layers...

3 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Cuz that beaver ate Taco ?

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Remember: one happy beaver is better than two angry ones.

3 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

Even if they have the Beaver Fever? https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tMfwjidKDPA

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

What were these guys names?

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Norbert Foster and Daggett, Nicknamed Norm and Dag

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Obligatory: v https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYDfwUJzYQg . Also:

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ReeeEEEEEEE !!! - - - ree-hee hee-EE hee-EE hee

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primus sucks

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You suck

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god.... haven't listened to this in ages

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Gonna play that right now!!!!!!!!!

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

My kid just started listening to Primus. Every song is the same song.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Well except the South Park theme song

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Touché

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