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Fun stuff.
MagnumRadhard
#28 *zooms confusedly
chewmaca2
#31 They got that bird dick energy.
fallswinkingtothefloor
#38 the boy in the middle is having a life-changing epiphany
WackyWavingInflatableArmFlailingTubman
#42 why you got to remind me of this shit
potentiallyunsafe
JoylessGreyhound
#29
JusticePhrall
https://youtu.be/VDXoalF2LAE?si=D69B1oJ3eroxgjkd
JoylessGreyhound
joeyecho101
Foxsayy
#16 so anyone want to fill me in on this.? I'm not poisoning my algorithm with Kanye.
deafkitten
Scoffs*
DeamgonDork
Girl are you a couch? Because I'm trying to make an adVANCE on you ;)
MadamPuddifoot
#41 please be talking about Scooby Doo and/or IKWYDLS and not real life
mooserunningwater
I immediately looked it up thinking "how have I not heard about this??" It's definitely IKWYDLS
MadamPuddifoot
I thought so too after I commented but I like to gaslight myself. Glad it was from the movie though lol
alyssaaac
#20
HoldThatTHOT
Holy shit, I'm the first one into the poopy bathwater of a deafkitten post, huzzah
underestimated37
For a minute there I assumed you were making a timberborn reference.
TattoosAndTENS
#5
weleasebwyan
#42 a little help, please?
adognamedpumpkin
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weleasebwyan
Well, first thank you, but second https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTY1YjkxZmJlcDFnYXduNmtmc3RjOXF5OHk2bGl4Z3djdDZuMWFhNWhkbzh5Y3NiaCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/dHC9IlWy7aW52/giphy.mp4
adognamedpumpkin
I aim to displease.
tigerliketoightness
#32 lock eyes with the Hat man and assert dominance
flipj
Point at him and say "you're next"
xaddak
#38
levyathyn
"Arizona man unexpectedly eats a donut. Catch the full story tonight."
psugab
Yup. That's just looking at a butt and not being subtle. Intrusive thoughts would be smacking it, or jumping the rail and burying your whole face in.
emmythefox11
https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1ZTFxZmhucThobTU3MWZtcXpmaXZzcjB2bHFoanA3cW1sZG94MXphaSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/xTiN0NOr8JabQstXVK/200w.webp
RedTailedHawk
#28
Stoneagedudeman
#38 so did everyone here
wadatahmydamie
#35 I’ve given that as a gift. Weeks later, I found one on my hot sauce
DeamgonDork
Extra horny this morning I see. Godspeed
deafkitten
JustBeCoolBruh
https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1MnJqZnAyZ2t3N2x2cncyc2ViajF2dzBwYmxwcGw0d2VuMjZueW84cyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/3eRon7lRelaBCfCU45/200w.webp
DeamgonDork
True
seventailfox78
#42 https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTY1YjkxZmJlcWNxbXZiZ3hqa2k0eDI0M2Jzc2swcnM3bzRiNTY4MzhuMm44YzRqZSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/a4kUaskDOZ5iU/giphy.mp4 but wish I hadn’t
ScienceIsNotALiberalConspiracy
I feel so blessed that I have no idea what the Kanye stuff is about.
bekindtoanimals
That’s best
bluewitch
You're lucky. Revel in your ignorance.
Snausagebort
So far
TheBigBadBonerBiter
Kanye apparently posted on Twitter that he used to routinely suck his cousin's dick when they were both younger.
TheDreadPirateBoberts
why would you do that.
no like, why would you post it.
why.
WellWellWellLookWhoItIs
FutureBeachBum
Yeah, and i literally found out through a meme on Friday. I saw it, and I'm like "heh, what if, right?... Right?... You know, let me look thi-Holycrapitstrue..." lol
IWasACatAllAlong
What the heck, man. I hope their ages are the same.
FaerieWalnut
No, his cousin was 6 and he was 11.
Doismellbacon
#38 the mouths
MayMayz4DayzYo
#8 Too sweet? You’re weak and your bloodline is weak.
DangerBaer
Your bloodline will die of betes.
MayMayz4DayzYo
My blood will run thick with the sweet, sweet sap.
johnxbear
Stop giving kanye attention. He feeds off it. Don't mention him and he will disappear again.
bekindtoanimals
Yes please
DangerBaer
Only to return. And in greater numbers.
profiledit
#33
DangerBaer
Wonderful.
DickLaurantIsDead
Thank you
Aulest
I wish it was 59 seconds long so I could steal it and send it to all my friends
ragingzealot
#9 Ball size and penis size are two different metrics. Penis size is usually an adaptation to get your semen deeper inside the female than other males, whereas testicle size is about the quantity of semen produced. For instance the human penis is designed to inject semen as deeply as possible while scraping out competing males' semen, so we have very large penises for our size, whereas chimps take the quantity approach and so their testicles are much larger than ours.
inmediasrays
Found the cold air intake
DarkSock
Sir, this is a Wendy's…
ragingzealot
*takes a breath* Larger penises are more typical in species where multiple males mate with the same female(s) and larger testicles are more common in species where one or two males have exclusive mating rights with a group of females.
Rips4w
#41 I hadn't heard about that, before. I sure as hell am not in good enough of a mood to look into the details of it, either. Fuck...
bluewitch
Soooo, have you ever seen "I Know What You Did Last Summer"?
Rips4w
Lmao, god damnit. Now I'm in a considerably better mood. I really should refrain from commenting before the rusted steam engine that is my brain is fully warmed up.
ShitsNGiggelz
I was right there with you.
Rips4w
I'm glad. We hear so much disappointing news about celebrities seemingly all the time that I didn't want to believe their long standing marriage was one built upon the bond of cooperative vehicular manslaughter.
psugab
I mean, technically?
HootSloot
I didn't get it until I saw the reply to your comment, thanks.
joeyecho101
BleachItsWhatsForDinner
My friend doesn't understand the reference.
DWolf
Likewise
MyGlassesMakeMeLookTough
man puts glass jar in bum, glass jar turns man into shredded beef
Darkwell
Well, if your friend searches "One Guy, One Jar" they're gonna see a man lower himself onto an open topped glass jar until it enters his rectum. It will then break and blood will come pouring out of him while he fishes around in there for broken glass.
Check with your friend whether this is something they'd like to see with their human eyes.
CanadianOneDollarCoin
phuzz00
Bloody arse more like.
TheTaintHair
ILikeFood2000
Oh. I thought this was going to be a reference to the my little pony drowning in a jar
astromoondoggie
And if your friend needs something kinder and gentler, there was a reenactment of the video with a step-by-step explanation using a plastic cup that didn’t involve all the bleeding. I don’t remember the name of the channel but I know two girls did it, so they’ll probably be able to find it by searching for “two girls one cup”
L0rdinquisit0r
also Pony in a a jar on a radiator
boblives
CanadianOneDollarCoin
Great reply. Never saw this one beforer
rijstewafels
What happened to Kanye and his cousin?
Blanks56
This is a road you don't want to go down. I would just forget about it and stay innocent.
ChikaChickaBowWow
I don't know but from the memes I would say Kanye sucked his dick
Aulest
South Park made an episode about it before we all learned
rijstewafels
Gay fish?
Warutteri
Kanye released a track that hinted at some weird things happening between him and his cousin (who is in prison for murder) when they were teenagers looking through Kanye's fathers porn magazines... Apparently Kanye thinks the gay-ish stuff they did might have been a contributing factor in his cousins downward spiral or some such BS...
applesforjuice
It's not hinted? He literally tweeted that he sucked his cousins dick after they found his mother's porn. He specifically said it was the magazines his mom had, not his fathers so idk why you changed that detail
Warutteri
Oh, I hadn't looked into the whole thing much, just heard some stuff from friends and saw some memes... So I got some of the facts wrong. Trying to follow the news about all the various hateful people has gotten a bit much lately so I tend not to do so as much as I used to, for the sake of my own mental health....
iusedtodream
Also, important, Kanye was a young teen I think and his cousin was like 6?
DesolatedMaggot
And to my reading, he blames the PORN for the violence this cousin would later go on to commit, not his sexual abuse which is a bold take.