TheRealDaveFranco
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Fuck. That.
Dec 18, 2019 6:24 PM
TheRealDaveFranco
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Fuck. That.
anitaClickBeast
Wow I can’t believe there’s ever a time I’d feel bad for a spider that scary...but...
SuicidalFern
LimyMage918
BoardmanHouse
ItWasASickOstrich
adaptabledisease
I feel bad for the huntsman :(
BirdGuyJosh
DontLookBackInAnger
Aw poor huntsbro
maholt
Sorry for your loss. Good luck rebuilding the house.
ChuckKarma
*continent
TheGhostofCarrieFisher
Over just a Tarantula Hawk and a Huntsman Spider in Australia?
Rovylern
buttcreambandit
Those wasp have the second most painful sting second only to the gullet ant and frankly it looked more painful. Also they’re terrifying
beeroll
Luckily, in Sydney ATM, the house will probably burn itself #megafire
AhsokaLivesMatter
AGiantFan
Dot with intent to steal
Caffynated
Take off and nuke the entire site from orbit.
DALLASLAVOWNER
https://imgur.com/AcBg5wu
zeo868
Then you find out the damn thing was legendary and all you did was kill your artifacts
ManickTheSmith
I see your a man of culture as well
availlableusername
It's the only way to be sure.
Macewindow
solmazer
CharlesBronsonIsMrMajestyk
“Let’s Rock!!!” - Motherfuckin’ Vazquez and shit...
solmazer
When they said "aliens," she thought they said "illegal aliens" and signed up!
CharlesBronsonIsMrMajestyk
“Hey Vazquez, you ever get mistaken for a man?”
solmazer
"No.... You?"
Revyloution
Huntsman spiders are one of the few harmless spiders in OZ
Oogibah
Everything about this is terrifying
brokoljub
The fuck is wrong with that continent
Southampton
I’ve encountered one of these in Arizona but it was bluish green and it was huge! I heard they lay their eggs inside the spiders and when 1/
Southampton
They hatch the babies eat the remains /2
loremaster85
*eat the spiders organs leaving the essentials for last so it stays alive(fresh) for as long as possible.
Imissmycats
Everything about wasps is terrifying.
YourMomsNewBoyfriend
And this particular wasp has the worlds most painful sting.
countbassy
And spiders
Cenodoxus
Spiders aren't terrifying https://youtu.be/rLw-9dpHtcU
WiFiLove
Icanhearwhatyouresayingandtheanswerisno
And Australia
sicarius81
And work
TheunseenUniversitystudnet8
Mostly Australia
NotAnEevee
You know you’re part of the cool bugs when your name is composed of three other animals
parkydiver
Can 100% promise they do that - found this in my backyard earlier this year
VodkaReindeer
Cool, now you can do the tarantula hawk wasp challenge! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MnExgQ81fhU
parkydiver
Yeah, not that stupid haha. Have to admit though, it flies around like it knows it's a badass
IncognitoFWUH
GrandHealer
Nuke it from orbit, it's the only way to be sure.
phydaux4242
dereklarsen
If I saw this I'd set my country on fire too.
richorelaxo
Oof too soon man
IHuggedaCorgiToday
Hence why Australia is burning
Fairdinkums
As much as I love this look at the hinge, these are baby versions of both these beauts. The situation could have been much better/worse
parkydiver
totally agree - those wouldn't be as big as the image makes them seem.
DerpyAisu
A fucking what
stevent1965
And to think that I once wanted to visit Australia.....
GigiDundas
Go to Alaska instead
stevent1965
What, and have my blood drained by the mosquitos so the Grizzlies can eat the desiccated husk?
GigiDundas
Well yes but consider that you'll suffer and die with a great view.
Matty4Dayz0
huntsmen are bros, the majority of insects are the ones in parliament
ICompletedEngineeringOnTime
Visiting is fine.. I came back alive twice
TheMajesticHarpyEagle
Tarantula hawks are a north american species, actually.
belindashort
Tarantula Hawks are in the US too
Fairdinkums
With that attitude you wouldn't last 5 minutes here
doxyroxy
Come.. our wild life are getting hungry
razorgirl1066
I've seen tarantula hawks in San Diego Co.
gibbinthegremlin
Its a great place..we have spiders big enough to kill birds..drop bears...red back spiders..funnel webs..and bush fires...its safe to come!!
SolaceHaestas
Haha...they exist in the US too..
JimmyDrinksalot
Come hang out in Tassie, most of the stuff here won't murder you because it's way too goddamn cold 95% of the time.
ActuallyImSpartacus
Please go. It's beautiful and you'll be fine.
Saxxon92
Dude just visit, you'll never see any of this stuff
stevent1965
Aw, c'mon....got tired of making fun of New Jersey, this seemed like a good change :)
betaphish
Hell even knowing that a good majority of the wildlife has no problem killing you, I still want to visit Australia.
phototraveler
I lived there for 4 weeks during a work trip- between Sydney and Melbourne. Never saw anything crazy, just a big croc in port Douglas
fairleenormal
You will only find these in New South Wales so come on up to the bug free, croc free, totally normal Queensland for a relaxing time.
yesyoucancancan
Nope... I'm in Adelaide, and that's 2000km away and we have the crazy wasps that paralyse and lay eggs in the huntsmen here.
Ninjainslippers
This sounds like it was written by a group of bugs and crocs from Queensland as they huddled around a laptop.
Icanhearwhatyouresayingandtheanswerisno
There are no bugs because the giant spiders ate them all
epicfail331
Icanhearwhatyouresayingandtheanswerisno
The bugs and the crocs as well, mind you
IAkuTheShapeShiftingMasterofDarkness
I've visited multiple times.. as it's a hop from NZ. Never saw any horror inducing insects.
Meepasu
You can't see them if they're living inside you.
TheGhostofCarrieFisher
Same. Worth it to visit if you get the chance.
sutats
But have you seen Wolf Creek?
MrSeanicles
You mean besides our PM?
moeojelly
how is his holiday going?
MrSeanicles
Hope the cunt catches bali belly from bottled hawaii water somehow
IAkuTheShapeShiftingMasterofDarkness
Just bats and parrots.
TheMuteDoge
Parrots are cute af to be honest..
PardusXY
Man I wish I could legit do the old “why are there so many kiwis in Bondi?” joke, but the Brazilians took it over.
neallo
...and Australians.
satansclitoris
Gorillabumrush
neallo
Subtitles: “ Maaate! Mate.Mate......mate! Maateee! Mate!"
Dyslexicbirch
Oi fuck off mate
FloresDelCaribe
You mean aside from Ausies right?
LurkerOfDarkness
Are aussies poisonous or venomous?
SabonVous
depends on the season
FloresDelCaribe
Venomous
SapphicCatgirl
Nah, poisonous. Because their BAC is so damn high all the time
GRA2itous
https://giphy.com/gifs/mortal-kombat-johnny-cage-sonya-blade-elAmQxZBB0sJW
DrewBerg
Ah. I see you live in hell. It must he nice this time of year.
UntilItSleeps0
It’s currently on fire
Fairdinkums
It's very warm
lillayaga
I'd do it.
ToiletFone
Aww poor baby huntsman. He wouldn't have even been the size of my palm yet
Poodlenuke
The craziest thing is that they don't even kill them right away. They paralyze and lay eggs on them. The babies then eat the spider
krakenwagen
*insert brutal*
rpgmjay
mydickwhen
Why do either of those need to exist
jherazob
Undrave
Is that a Kabutops?
HeadlessZombie
That is a Tyranid.
Arkvoodle
Don't provoke that wasp or you're in for an ungodly world of pain.
somethingsomethingusernamey
Not if I kill it! Unless,... Zombie wasp?
Iruwen
"immediate, excruciating, unrelenting pain that simply shuts down one's ability to do anything, except scream" also describes my former job.
CaptGunpowder
Don't mess with stinger or you get the zinger
ScrapMetalMisfits
Years ago my daughter walked in the path of one of these and got stung for getting in the way.
lupinypupper
That’s crazy- usually these things are really friendly and just try to stay away unlike most wasps.
ismarticus
That is a north american Tarantula hawk. Might different. I have been stung by the American version...less than fun.
lupinypupper
How’d you get stung?
ismarticus
We were camping near Alamosa Colorado. One of these fuckers curled up in my sleeping bag. It was bad enough I pissed myself.
lupinypupper
!!! Quite a surprise.
ismarticus
That I pissed myself... Not really it happens all the time
Criscartersfallguys
Does anybody need to hear this advice? This should be common sense.
alphaechobravo
12 gauge shotgun with #8 beeswax shot. Either that, or dust off, nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
ciscoxing626
Not if you bring your AAA SQUASH GAME
warmsun646
and/or a flame thrower!!!! Either way......
Gayforbae
Better shoot to kill then.
IHuggedaCorgiToday
Brave wilderness on YouTube tried it
hickgorilla
There's a new show called Kings of Pain where they get sting and bit by a bunch of different animals including this one.
BurningVeryImportantThings
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MnExgQ81fhU
DarthZartanyus
What the fuck? Holy shit this guy is insane!
BurningVeryImportantThings
fuck everything about this
thegreatwhiteblackartblackestmaster
Only for like 10 min then it's totally gone
3nd3rwiggin
I spent two hours screaming in pain when my entire leg locked up due to a nerve firing. Feeling muscles tearing all over my leg. +
3nd3rwiggin
Only released when a muscle tore near the nerve and it finally released. Been tased a few times, was nothing compared to what I felt.
Gayforbae
Because youre dead?
modus0
Unless you're allergic, in which case it can last quite a bit longer.
gorgosaurusrex
It'll likely last the rest of your life
Arkvoodle
Longest 10 minutes of your life though.
AnExpertOnThis
Oh really? Don't provoke the megawasp carry the massive spider it just killed?
thor0486
Oh he's not dead, and his very bad time has only just begun...Nature is brutal.
ADisturbedOne
It's not dead, just paralyzed for her to lay eggs in the spider, so her babies can eat it from inside out.
HillOfBeans
https://i.imgur.com/PeDMFE1
FloodingWaters
Counterintuitive, sure, but really it's good advice
AnExpertOnThis
I think you mean intuitive, but yes
FloodingWaters
I think you missed the sarcasm, but no
imasneakypineapplehead
Guys he is an expert on this heat him out
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xFiDgetx
Defeated then?
Gayforbae
AnExpertOnThis
I'm sorry, paralyzed a huge spider, I do remember that being the case now
maninthedarkness
Not.Helping.
DoorbyTheHouseShelf
As if this nightmare fuel couldn't get any more terrifying
PossiblyYourMother
It's alive with baby megawasps living inside just chewing their way around for an ungodly amount of time
MyDogIsBiggerThanABanana
Yeah I was about to tickle it and call him names.
Gayforbae
"Squishy"
Arkvoodle
I mean, she is being a good killer of giant spiders.
cmad182
Those giant spiders are the bros of spiders though. They kill all the little venomous ones that can kill/maim you & stay out of your way.
Icanhearwhatyouresayingandtheanswerisno
Good on ya, that’s the spirit!
Bophadese
A tarantula WHAT
OtterAvalanche
It's actually the bug that gives them the idea to fly and attack in "wild wild west"
omuaomua
this
tooomanystevesgotbanned
A wasp that prey on large spiders, in the manner of a hawk.
callmethelizardqueen
In Arizona we call them the really angry wasps. Best to avoid them, & anything they are hunting.
benadrylbumblebutt
InTheDistanceAPlaintiveEnglishHorn
Nothing, as their bite is probably harmless. The sting is a different story.
Metallica93
THEY CAN USE CURRENCY!?
Icanhearwhatyouresayingandtheanswerisno
They secretly run the world government since they ate the reptilians
DavidBrooker
Hawk wasp. Its sting has been described thusly: "...immediate, excruciating, unrelenting pain that simply shuts down one's ability to do 1/2
CutofEmrld
Pain only lasts 5 minutes though. We have these all over southern AZ and they are pretty docile/non-aggresive.
jojoyojimbi
anything except suck massive dicks to soothe the pain 2/2
DavidBrooker
anything, except scream. Mental discipline simply does not work in these situations." 2/2
weaselodoom
The thing you are told to do if stung is lie down, curl up, and cry.
BoopScoopZoop
Got an ex that gave me the same experience. Wonder if they're related...
LovelyMover
“Tarantula Hawk Wasp” i was honestly happier not knowing that existed an If there’ a “Widow Falcon Viper Hornet” I rly dont wanna know
PostNutDepression
Ah, yes, the "Widow Falcon Viper Hornet", not to be confused with the "Orphan Goose Tiger Jacket".
AstynaxPie
Close relative of the Antipodean Hand Grenade Spider perhaps?
HaunterHallow
Then you might not want to know about the executioner wasp either.
SoraHjort
Oh, man. Those things are wicked. Pain from it's sting is described as scraping your nipples on a tiny cheese grater. All the while the >
SoraHjort
hallucinogenic properties make you trip harder than LSD.
CoffeeWithMcCauley
Sounds lovely...
SoraHjort
Good thing it doesn't exist on this planet, eh? :P
CatgirlsandKneesockstheConfused
GOD DAMN CAZADORS.
Asikar
stingy boi win every time
NotThisGuyAgain
When I found the origin of those damn things in OWB I wanted to kill those damn scientists!
saikorhythm
Then they gave you poison immunity and it wasn't so bad.
RonCadillac6
People complain about Deathclaws but Cazadors would fuck me up way worse
Freakingdoomguy
At least deathclaws ain't venomous
ClyFaker
Cazadors are why I keep the artificial heart after completing OWB.
Freakingdoomguy
Exactly
ThePrimeMagus
At least deathclaws aren't a one hit death sentence for your companions on hardcore >:/
redoman309036
electricwizard
I killed him and then put his stupid suit in the fucking trash.
CatgirlsandKneesockstheConfused
[Black Widow] I'm a courier, remember? Let me handle your package.
TakenCourier
#1 reason you don't stick your dick in crazy
NotTinyPancakes
I always used that line always
CommanderRy
I can still hear them
UGKFoxhound
And the poisoned splash sound.
CatgirlsandKneesockstheConfused
Snakebite tourniquets is life.
suiseiseki
PTSSSSSSASSSShhh
UGKFoxhound
PTSDahhhhh
CatgirlsandKneesockstheConfused
That's why I use explosives and guns.
PureOdio
May I suggest flamers or a ripper? Due to the way the game reads their damage, you can safely backpedal away from cazadors while attacking.
CatgirlsandKneesockstheConfused
Why just aet up things and wait for them tondie while trying toncome to you?
ShadesAtNight123
Fighting Cazadors almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter
Mistruths
Cazaclaws are a thing that exists. https://www.nexusmods.com/newvegas/mods/58606
my1rstlaptopwas34inchscreenup
WHERE ARE MY SUGAR BOMBS
holymanbatbatman
Worst enemy in any fall out ever.
CatgirlsandKneesockstheConfused
Which you can mod in along with the bouncing titties.
Flodos
Are.. Are the titties on the cazadors?
SectsDryve
Forbidden fruit!
CommanderRy
CatgirlsandKneesockstheConfused
Is there any other way?
BojanglesTheFlyingCar
Anythinf is possible with enough willpower
NotTinyPancakes
I think there is amod for that
Leevalleyoftheshadowofdeath
And perverted modders