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Aug 27, 2017 1:01 AM
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WhiteWolf001
It looks like dumbledor got genderbended and became thumbledor
ChrisDoesScience
Dumbledore?
Alvi123
lawideas
For the lazy: DCLXVI = 666
iknowhowmuchkumquatscost
Danke
DrKriegersClone
If we're going by DS1, black & gold is the chaos witch set. So definitely demons rather than necromancy.
Sheepyhead
Oracle with the blackened curse, -4 to weapon attacks, but you add burning hands to your spell list.
CaptainObviouslikesthemthicc
Best handjob ever
Ghostsandwitch
I would do arcane things for such an hj.
magnumjenkins
floorwaffles
ZombieDreamcatcher
Late night imgur has officially started I see.
megatronusprime
Holy fuck
sorcerersorphan
DCLXVI = 666 for those that are cvriovs
OobedoobScoobyDoobyBenubi
did you by chance happen to destroy a horcrux ring?
kniranjang
This goth culture is going a bit too far /s
Hooter
Ok, so a 666 tattoo to me says crazy. Rule 1 guy: never stick your dick in crazy.
moonshadowkati
Reminds me of a certain comic: http://www.balderdashcomic.com/comics/1416180289-81.png
jaazdan
I would say those finger nails went through the gloves
enyimus
Maybe she just wants to go out for the night and be a Necrodancer.
MelancholicacR
@reapapear you know what to do.
sureasyourebornyourenevergoingtoseenounicorn
What are they going to do?
UnboundGodz
This is what happens when you leave your hand in the freezer.
Logans8Run
Looks like bad frost bite to me
ThePowerOf42
LegitOldSchool
That looks rad af.
TyranusTheSaurus
666
don2046don
"The number of the beast! Hell and fire was spawned to be released"
TrustMeImABassist
DCLXVI
Pizzzzzza
That took me longer than it like to admit
thebenoshow
I just forgot to put on the gloves. My hands were blue for a week.
Szefir
Dragon age Desire Demon
Helipad0451
This happened to me once after dyeing some stuff. I went to the store, and the little old lady working the checkout was staring at my hands.
Helipad0451
I held up my hands and pointed my fingers at her, and said without thinking, by way of explanation: "Dye!" Oh, the horror on her face.
savagepenguin
DCLXVI is 666 in Roman numerals.
blindlynx
Why the fuck does some one have a 666 tattoo?
Flamboyatron
Why the fuck do you care?
smallskillerofhambino
I think it was more curiosity than concern.
Dingus2
EDGY
bongles
It's not the worst tattoo I've seen
MrFiend
Metal fan?
sheshazelnuts
Could it be... Satan?
moonshadowkati
Reminds me of a certain comic: http://www.balderdashcomic.com/comics/1416180289-81.png
Taliska
wheres this from?
moonshadowkati
The comic is called "Balderdash! or, a Tale of Two Witches." It can be read here: http://www.balderdashcomic.com/comic/i-01
moonshadowkati
(Sorry if this is a duplicate.)
jessenator
Ignorance here: how the hell do you wear full-finger gloves with nails like that?
Nathanyel
The tattoo does not make this look demonic, but the nails do.
ElegantKitty
They're blunt nails they're not sharp what-so-ever.
grimwyrd
Not very well...
BrownedPants
Cotton balls in the tips of the gloves. More for the expensive fetish latex than disposable latex gloves, but it works.
KnifeKnut
TIL
mareli82
extremely carefully
newsguycraigevans
Practice!
GeneralWho
Notice how the nails look flawless and aren't discolored - even the gold and white parts? Probably not actually a glove/dye accident.
amoeba15
Or, you know, the nail polish doesn't absorb the dye.
Calenhad
Carefully, would be my guess. :P
TomTomHoHo
Asking the real question here.
sureasyourebornyourenevergoingtoseenounicorn
That's probably why the fingers got stained, the nails broke the gloves
iamprobablyhigh
Exactly. I don't know that the dye ate through the gloves so much as the fingernails pierced the gloves.
ElegantKitty
They're blunt nails, they're not sharp what-so-ever. Source: I've had fake nails and I hate when something itches. >.< NO RELIEF.
Calcifiera
Dude SAME I end up using the sharpest thing I can find and end up cutting myself trying to compensate
ArthurPhillipDent
Use a comb.
ElegantKitty
I use a fork. >_> I have one just for my back lol. Even though I have sensitive skin I gotta have somethin' sharp! I used a knife once and..
Calcifiera
The pointy bit of hairclips are usually what I find first
ElegantKitty
yeaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh
SekomuMasada
Manicurist here--you'd be surprised how sturdy the gloves actually are, though continued strain+nail claws will break through eventually.
cottoncandybingo
Hey! I'm a nail tech, just saying hi! :)
SekomuMasada
Hello to you!! I'm a student technically.
ElegantKitty
Plus fake nails like that are blunt as fuck. :{
MotionOfTheOcean
Also, depends on gloves you use. She may have picked thick and sturdy quality.
dbstoo
I suggest that you keep a note in your wallet for first responders that says "It's not gangrene!" just in case of an accident.
Pikkupanda
That was my first thought at the thumbnail.
MaladaptedMedic
first responders won't typically look in your wallet... If you're not well enough to respond, you're getting shipped straight to the ER
Linhy
"I can't believe it's not gangrene" - first responder
TheRelevancyOfMyNameIsRelativelyIrrelevant
the only thing a first responder really cares about is anything that might cause your death before you get to the hospital.
SaltyDitchDr
I'd guess you'd know it wasn't gangrene just from the smell, personal experience, it's not something you miss.
MonikaRuchniak
Seriously though.... You don't miss that kind of smell. :/
birdseednerd
Yeah, I'm a support tech that preps legs for surgery. Fuuuuck that smell so bad.
Agent
Smells worse than it tastes tho.
TheRelevancyOfMyNameIsRelativelyIrrelevant
ketchup can help with that.
thetonestarr
D:
ydwyrd
MonikaRuchniak
Serious question... How do you know that?
SnipSnapCrabAttack
By lying on the internet for points.
oneoldman
Never walk down a hospital hallway with your mouth open.