TwoCupsandAKettle
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Sep 27, 2018 12:08 AM
TwoCupsandAKettle
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fillupmycup
Fabdivakat
#19 I fucking love Suicide Bunnies!
DrownedKittensInABurlapSack
I like this dump more than most.
JokerTheHero
+1 for ancient magus bride
jqubed
#34 Thank you for posting this; I've only ever seen the post of someone reacting to the news that this exists, so I didn't know what to do
KamSolastor
#3 ‘Nah, she’s probably only kissing me to practice or something’
LordCotton
Did someone turn the lights out for second there? Because it got real dark.
TwoCupsandAKettle
I do what I can
AirplanesTurnMeOn
The suspense really left me .... nevermind
DontTemptMeWithAGoodTime
‘Twas a good dump
illegalacorn
GlitterInTheDarkNearTheTannhauserGate
I'm guessing it's for those that don't make it to win? The sign says the bestest pork ramen so only the best gets to be put in soup
iShouldBeWorking42
So split the difference and bring assault rifles
EveryonesRaping
exactly. there's no disease or allergy that can't be shot out.
Silverstream94
Hey OP, you doing okay?
TwoCupsandAKettle
Nope
Silverstream94
Feel free to message me if you need someone to talk to.
BriefausdemGeist
OHIO DELINDA EST
FilthyRapscallions
I laughed at #29 WAY too hard!
PandaGoop
So long pez it was nice knowing you!
notkvothethebloodless
So if the exercise pigs are powering everything then what is the role of the electroshock therapy pig?
CaldariBob
It makes they a little more intelligent, and bipedal. This comes in handy later.
MyCleverUsershame
#34 kinda like sex
Haydzor
I like #23
Jay2Kaye
Man just buy a damn fuse they're like a dollar.
TheIceManSP13
So are you saying Santa is a zombie-vampire-cockroach?
SomeDetroitGuy
filthytank
whitefoxkei
I totally read it in Patrick Warburton's voice
QotU
#2 as a writer, Neil Gaiman is spot on
OverGrownEwok
I laughed.
NotALurkerAnyLonger
Don't randomly kiss people.
kumisz
OneTimeAnOwlTriedToDivebombMe
I don't know but tarantula hawk wasps lay their eggs in tarantulas so that when they hatch the newborns have a meal.
ErrorUsernameNotSetToInstanceofAnObject
Rest assured, they only lay their eggs in tarantulas.
OneTimeAnOwlTriedToDivebombMe
If you've played Fallout: New Vegas, the Cazadores are just giant mutant tarantula hawks.
00tj
No. No no no. Fucking Fuck that fucking fuse chart. People really do this shit. Like alot. "fuse blows? Just bypass it!" Fuuuuck you
3Davideo
I'm not even an electrician and that had me cringing in terror. #2 btw
Sh4dowWalker96
So that's what it was talking about. I was really confused. Also, that sounds really fucking stupid.
OneTimeAnOwlTriedToDivebombMe
Using a bullet as a fuse bypass seems like a really bad idea but I'm neither an engineer or a ballistics expert
LTDeathSquid
In that case the bullet itself isn't what you gotta worry about. It's the thin brass casing that'll fly to pieces.
EvilDeadTed
#35 is an anime called The Ancient Magus' Bride.
HeckTheHeckOff
I'm not sure of where it would fit, but that is a wonderful reaction image
satosan112
The ending of the anime was pretty bad probably because of the still unfinished manga.
ZeDestructor
Oh.. OH!! That said, some of the best goddamn music I have ever heard, so there is that :D
homoneurotic
Thanks!!
MiniAirDrone1
#1 What states public school system allows unvaxxed kids to enroll? We must be germaphobes in Ohio
Grandolddrummer
Yeah, Iowa requires them too.
Tredgy
But if all the other kids ARE vaccinated, how would they catch anything a non-vaccinated child has?
Pastapal
They are concerned they are going to catch unvaccination.
AMother
Please look up herd immunity.
Tredgy
Ew learning. Summarize it and tell me instead!
easybrz
There are people with compromised immune systems that can not be vaccinated. If you’re unvaccinated kills them it’s your fault.
gunshowzero
Many people have conditions that cause their immune systems to be naturally compromised.. like chron’s disease
alyoshaspupil
I thought we eliminated Ohio?
pookieeatworld
No, Ohio will be eliminated. It hasn't happened yet.
AirplanesTurnMeOn
GPS voice: coming up on your left....... nothing!
CaldariBob
What was this "Ohio" of which you speak?
CharlieTheCharlingCharlie
Not yet...
dustycrust
Monwez
In IL, the loophole is if you have a religious believe that doesn’t allow it
whitefoxkei
So they're making up new religions to bullshit their way to sick children?
disemboweled
Christian Science has been a religion for a while. They don't believe in any modern medicine, which includes vaccines.
CaptainAsshat
Isn't that essentially a terrorist group then, halting progress and spreading fear (by creating unvaccinated kids)?
disemboweled
Um... No. It's just a religion. It has no intention to spread fear, so it can't be terrorism. Also, they aren't causing disease resurgence.
fetchmethatpitcher
If they don’t believe in modern medicine , they should not believe in modern education.
whitefoxkei
Forgot about them. "What if medication is God's answer to your prayers?" Wonder if that would work on them...
disemboweled
Probably not. They would probably argue that Satan just wants them to think that and stop praying so much. I assume.
TheRockDude
it's stupid, because one of the writers of the Bible was literally a doctor
BEDSTANDSTANDS
I'm a Christian and even a youth pastor and love to point this out. I only know 1 person who believes this and doesn't got to my church BTW
DriverIRQnotlessOrEqual
#1 as a dude who has a peanut allergy, I don’t think others should be punished for my allergy.
kostor
I don't understand, they got peanut allergy solution? Or is op being dumb?
tarataqa
ikr?
BoxTheBT
As somebody who’s partner has almost died 3 times from contamination, if you eat nuts after being asked politely, you should be punished.
DriverIRQnotlessOrEqual
A restaurant I ate at put in nuts misinterpreting my request to make sure none were mixed in. That sucked
BoxTheBT
We carry multi lingual cards. They’re very helpful when abroad.
benovere
As a person without a nut allergy of any type, I was able to live without peanuts for 8 - 10 hours. The remaining 14 - 16, however ...
KellyCrazyCatLadyinTraining
were FILLED to the BRIM with peanuts??? Yes, I imagine so.
NERDRAGEohacat
PAIGE NO
SwordThain
Amazing that everyone seems to have missed the point.
SwordThain
OP says that Anti-Vaxxers shouldn't be allowed in public schools.
SwordThain
Still figuring out the comment system
B99Reactions
In my school we didn’t even know allergies existed
capughe
I think if it's known there's a kid with an allergy severe enough that opening peanut butter near them will require a hospital visit, 1/2
capughe
It's fair to ban the food in enclosed spaces. If they have to actually ingest it, then it's on the parents to teach the kid not to eat 2/3
capughe
Unfamiliar foods rather than a blanket ban.
chbarts
I don't think anyone else should suffer for my sandwich.
HeavenlyDivine
I feel you! No one gave a rats ass about my pork allergy in school or restaurants nearly killed me twice
SidewalkWidflower
Sorry to hear, honest q, if a slice of Virginia ham touches you do you get a reaction?
HeavenlyDivine
No only when ingested do I have reactions. I was given an Epi pen and now avoid restaurants because they don’t care much for my allergy
SidewalkWidflower
So it's a bit different, my kids were at a school where there was a kid with allergy so bad it included topical exposure, hence the ban
Sheiryn
Bless you.
HackerJacker
You will be punished if someone brings them in though and you inhale
utur
Our school just implemented a no trading lunches rule for this. Obviously we still did under the table, but it meant the school(correctly)>>
utur
wasn't responsible for the kids breaking the rules.
NERDRAGEohacat
It's an issue about trusting children to be responsible enough not to contaminate food and for teachers to be trained well enough to 1/2
NERDRAGEohacat
recognize and react appropriately to the signs of anaphylactic shock. That requires a lot more trust than people are willing to offer. 2/2
JHawke
I don't know about your school experience, but if they would have told our class peanut butter is illegal there would be a blooming peanut >
JHawke
> market is about 5 seconds flat.
TwoCupsandAKettle
It's not punishment dear
HypnoChanger
For low income families who don't quite qualify for free lunches, their options may literally be "Peanut Butter Sandwich" or "Nothing"
CastawayKyle
Call it what ever you want, not allowing some children to have peanut butter because some are allergic is crap. 1/2
CastawayKyle
2/2 Not an anti-vaxer asshole though. My terminally ill sister depends on herd immunity and personally I think people who opt out of
CastawayKyle
3/2 vaccinations when they can have them and make the world a safer place should be forced to attend special schools.
TwoCupsandAKettle
I agree. I have to vaccinate because my dad has MS and can't have the shot. He is always compromised so we are careful.
TheRockDude
I dunno, man, better safe than sorry in cases where potentially fatal allergies may occur, especially since Epipens are currently -
CastawayKyle
I'm not by any means trying to imply that a child's right to eat a PB&J is more important than a child's right to not die, but 1/2
CastawayKyle
so much you can expect people to do, and not eating other people's allergens isn't one of the. better approach would be to educate 2/3
TheRockDude
- in short supply
HeavyMetalMonk
It is for kids who eat peanut butter everyday at lunch time. Like mine. Luckily their school doesn't pull this nonsense.
strapontin
It also is for parents because goddammit I'm not prepared enough some mornings and a PB&J sandwich is a decent option in kids lunches. 1/2
strapontin
My kids school policy is: we can't guarantee there are no allergens, kids with allergies should deal accordingly. That's it.
UnsolicitedRichardPicture
My kids’ school lets kids bring whatever they want for lunch but snacks for the classroom have to be free of nuts and have ingredient labels
HeavyMetalMonk
That's a fair alternative I think
SidewalkWidflower
It's not always nonsense. In our school there's a kid so allergic to peanuts that if he sat where your offspring might have left a 1/2
SidewalkWidflower
2/2 smudge, he'd be in trouble. The school does have epi pens, but why traumatize all classmates just so one kid can get his PBJ?
HeavyMetalMonk
Just so all kids can eat a normal staple is a more accurate statement. What's that kid gonna do for rest of his life?
PutItInYourCap
This. The little kids can’t actually be trusted to wash their hands after toileting- def can’t guarantee there’s no PB smeared on em after