Why do they throw it in the pizza oven in a cardboard side container? Do they honestly feel a re-usable and significantly sturdier oval metal sizzler platter the size of that flimsy shit container if spread out is just way too much money to spend, even though they have a pizza oven? The re-usable hunk of metal designed for heating food in an over is just too much an expense for this place?
Kampir! Tried to make it recently. Damn it’s hot to do the mash bit OW! Used bbq pulled pork then lots of mozzarella too. Tasty and a nice change from just toppings of cheese&beans, sour crème & bacon bits.
I finally realized what bugs me about these crazy greasy uber trash viral-bait junk food dishes. Not the unhealthiness of them because ngl I'd eat this in a heartbeat, but the fact for all the effort and time and ingredients you use to make one of them you could just make something gourmet. Half the point of trash food is that it's quick and easy; turning it into a huge process defeats the purpose of them.
This one is pretty tame compared to other ones, but I understand what you mean. What annoys me is that the usual video would be like after they finished making this, they also end up slapping even more unnecessary bullshit on top. Maybe I'm overreacting but if I want a baked potato, I'll get a baked potato, not a bloody casserole disguised as a potato.
For one of these? Yeah thats a good amount of effort. But if you're cranking them out in batches, the amount of effort is vastly reduced on a per-dish basis. You could crank out a dozen of these with only a bit more effort than doing 1 or 2. The largest effort would be mixing up the baked potato, but that doesnt really require delicacy or care, and the mushrooms could be placed a handful at a time for ones not intended for a TikTok reel, reducing effort there.
Also there's no effort involved when you're buying it from someone else drunk at 1am, at which point the fact it's gourmet trash food is a selling point.
Indeed. I try and stay away from regular consumption of foods that need lots of salt for that reason (doesn't mean I don't love me some well seasoned taters tho)
Using the word "particularly" kind of eliminates that confidence of "That's not bad fir your health" Now it's "That's not paaaaaaarticularly bad" It's not greaaaaaaaat but it's not particularly bad
How the hell can you people eat grass and berries and nuts your whole life? I. Want. Flavor. Cheese. Potatoes. Salt. Butter. BACON. My grandparents ate like shit and drank like sailors until their 90's. Im not going to give up joy for an extra five years maybe. Exercise people. Live.
I am not a vegetarian of any degree. But unhealthy is unhealthy. You can offset it a bit with exercise for sure. But know that this particular butter, cheese, starch mix is probably 300+ calories for a single one and its virtually void of nutrition. The mushrooms and the skin of the potato being the only place there is any concentration of nutrient. Enjoy it if you must but your 90 year old grandparents are exceptions not rules.
If people can't tell the difference between 'eat potatoes, a food we've cultivated for centuries to work in our diet, they don't kill you' and 'swim in industrially-contaminated rivers', then I don't know what to tell them besides 'are you for fucking real?'
Cake has a base, can be filled with mousse or other choices, has sides, has a top layer and is covered in a gooey substance. I don't understand your point about not having a top. They're called toppings on a pizza for some reason
Cornchip2000
Needs bacon
barontaint
Why do they throw it in the pizza oven in a cardboard side container? Do they honestly feel a re-usable and significantly sturdier oval metal sizzler platter the size of that flimsy shit container if spread out is just way too much money to spend, even though they have a pizza oven? The re-usable hunk of metal designed for heating food in an over is just too much an expense for this place?
thejessicat05
Where is this, what is this, and how can I get it?
b88888888888
Kumpir, a Turkish snack. Here in the Netherlands widely available and very delicious. And super fat.
vilecomfort
Twice baked potatoes are life!
Aimoss
That’s a lot of salt!
finalwolf
Centroid
I’m pretty sure that’s illegal
AWarningToOthers
https://imgur.com/Li3D3nr
darkninja2992
Can i replace the mushrooms with bacon?
Poppypoppoppop
Obligatory
rattytom
“And that’s why I couldn’t shit for five days.”
talltrowel
Kumpir
possumattack
https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1NnE3MjlhdXJpZjNqZGl4NWc5cG1tYTJxZjhzZXlvcnljbno3eWgxbSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/mCClSS6xbi8us/200w.webp
Shift137
Add some onions and garlic to that please. More onion and garlic please. Yeah just a bit more please and thank you.
WeatherWiz
Put this directly into my mouth
jdore8
Let it cool off first.
PosthumousExile
This looks like something an exhausted working class person makes after a 12 hour shift
gcleff19101
This is awesome. And unlike so many of the other cool food posts, I can do this one
jackal12345
There was a place in Edinburgh that did there's intricate baked potatoes, like they'd put spaghetti in them.
sauronater
Shoulda caramelized those mushrooms a tiny bit before tossing em in, imo
WellThatsOriginal
philmoregraves
K id fuck with it
Mazzz96
So baked mash potatoes?
PorterPickUp
And a diet coke!
SpaceForGold
Kampir! Tried to make it recently. Damn it’s hot to do the mash bit OW! Used bbq pulled pork then lots of mozzarella too. Tasty and a nice change from just toppings of cheese&beans, sour crème & bacon bits.
PoopSammich
https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1cWxnbzR1ZnR1cXNsN3l1a2dhZ3J2bXRnamNtaWRlZnoxdmtxanUxeiZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/G5JoAjEBtfoTm/200w.webp
3dartwork
Dunno about waking up and eating that. That's really rich and dense and fattening for RIGHT when I wake up.
But either way, that's giving me so much stomach pain with all that grease from the cheese
ipointoutnahtzeesbyreplyingtothem
I finally realized what bugs me about these crazy greasy uber trash viral-bait junk food dishes. Not the unhealthiness of them because ngl I'd eat this in a heartbeat, but the fact for all the effort and time and ingredients you use to make one of them you could just make something gourmet. Half the point of trash food is that it's quick and easy; turning it into a huge process defeats the purpose of them.
williamshakesbeer
This one is pretty tame compared to other ones, but I understand what you mean. What annoys me is that the usual video would be like after they finished making this, they also end up slapping even more unnecessary bullshit on top. Maybe I'm overreacting but if I want a baked potato, I'll get a baked potato, not a bloody casserole disguised as a potato.
ArchMagos
For one of these? Yeah thats a good amount of effort. But if you're cranking them out in batches, the amount of effort is vastly reduced on a per-dish basis. You could crank out a dozen of these with only a bit more effort than doing 1 or 2. The largest effort would be mixing up the baked potato, but that doesnt really require delicacy or care, and the mushrooms could be placed a handful at a time for ones not intended for a TikTok reel, reducing effort there.
somethingnotyettaken
Also there's no effort involved when you're buying it from someone else drunk at 1am, at which point the fact it's gourmet trash food is a selling point.
Scobragon
That was way too much salt.
apocalypse910
You mean not enough right?
justfillingthespace
The mushrooms looked entirely unseasoned. Imo, it probably comes down to how salty the cheese was.
gforsythe
For an entire baked potato that honestly looked like barely enough. Potatoes are salt thirsty buggers
MadamPuddifoot
Your arteries, however, are not.
gforsythe
Indeed. I try and stay away from regular consumption of foods that need lots of salt for that reason (doesn't mean I don't love me some well seasoned taters tho)
MisterBrahanovich
pickledpete1337
What is that from?
MisterBrahanovich
Not a clue. I just googled “I just Came gif” and that was the most amusing & least gross one i found.
pickledpete1337
Hah ok
TalkingSnake
Me wishing I just went to where ever the fuck they make that.
PineappleLoopsBroether
You can very easily recreate this recipe.
theresgoldinthemtherehills
Blood flowing through arteries is overrated anyway
lezgetfukkinreal
I want one for each artery in about to clog
PaperinoVB
I literally laughed out loud :-D (my pacemaker didn't, though)
xj4low
That thing looks to be 50% butter.
PackratMagpie
InitHello
Cholesterol lubricates the arteries, I'll be fine.
CouldntCakeLess
COOLGUY68
I’d say sugar and carbs are gonna make you worse off than this treat
magewareinc
That's not particularly bad fir your health. Things like cheese and 'looks delicious' are not inherently bad.
3dartwork
Using the word "particularly" kind of eliminates that confidence of "That's not bad fir your health"
Now it's "That's not paaaaaaarticularly bad"
It's not greaaaaaaaat but it's not particularly bad
IMakeLotsOfReferencesAndRemakes
If you have to say "Its not that bad" chances are....
choppedliveraldente
How the hell can you people eat grass and berries and nuts your whole life? I. Want. Flavor. Cheese. Potatoes. Salt. Butter. BACON. My grandparents ate like shit and drank like sailors until their 90's. Im not going to give up joy for an extra five years maybe. Exercise people. Live.
IMakeLotsOfReferencesAndRemakes
I am not a vegetarian of any degree. But unhealthy is unhealthy. You can offset it a bit with exercise for sure. But know that this particular butter, cheese, starch mix is probably 300+ calories for a single one and its virtually void of nutrition. The mushrooms and the skin of the potato being the only place there is any concentration of nutrient. Enjoy it if you must but your 90 year old grandparents are exceptions not rules.
idrinkcheapbeer
Careful. You might get mistaken for RFK jr
magewareinc
If people can't tell the difference between 'eat potatoes, a food we've cultivated for centuries to work in our diet, they don't kill you' and 'swim in industrially-contaminated rivers', then I don't know what to tell them besides 'are you for fucking real?'
LifeWouldBeEasyIfIWereEasyButLifeIsHardAndSoAmI
Is this a butter pound cake mushroom pizza with added butter?
judyblue
It's a potato.
LifeWouldBeEasyIfIWereEasyButLifeIsHardAndSoAmI
It's a potato that's been pounded with added butter and turned into a pizza
(Pizza is cake) Fight me :)
NozzleBozzle
Pizza has a base, sides and a filling but no top. Like your mom, it is a tart.
LifeWouldBeEasyIfIWereEasyButLifeIsHardAndSoAmI
Thank you mom. I wouldn't be here without you
Cake has a base, can be filled with mousse or other choices, has sides, has a top layer and is covered in a gooey substance.
I don't understand your point about not having a top. They're called toppings on a pizza for some reason
Friendly argument