You could wake me up for one of these.

Feb 15, 2026 1:52 PM

Bruskey

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Always.
One love.

Needs bacon

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Why do they throw it in the pizza oven in a cardboard side container? Do they honestly feel a re-usable and significantly sturdier oval metal sizzler platter the size of that flimsy shit container if spread out is just way too much money to spend, even though they have a pizza oven? The re-usable hunk of metal designed for heating food in an over is just too much an expense for this place?

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Where is this, what is this, and how can I get it?

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Kumpir, a Turkish snack. Here in the Netherlands widely available and very delicious. And super fat.

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Twice baked potatoes are life!

6 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

That’s a lot of salt!

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

6 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

I’m pretty sure that’s illegal

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Can i replace the mushrooms with bacon?

6 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

Obligatory

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

“And that’s why I couldn’t shit for five days.”

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Kumpir

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Add some onions and garlic to that please. More onion and garlic please. Yeah just a bit more please and thank you.

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Put this directly into my mouth

6 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Let it cool off first.

6 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

This looks like something an exhausted working class person makes after a 12 hour shift

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is awesome. And unlike so many of the other cool food posts, I can do this one

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There was a place in Edinburgh that did there's intricate baked potatoes, like they'd put spaghetti in them.

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Shoulda caramelized those mushrooms a tiny bit before tossing em in, imo

6 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

6 months ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

K id fuck with it

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So baked mash potatoes?

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And a diet coke!

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Kampir! Tried to make it recently. Damn it’s hot to do the mash bit OW! Used bbq pulled pork then lots of mozzarella too. Tasty and a nice change from just toppings of cheese&beans, sour crème & bacon bits.

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dunno about waking up and eating that. That's really rich and dense and fattening for RIGHT when I wake up.

But either way, that's giving me so much stomach pain with all that grease from the cheese

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I finally realized what bugs me about these crazy greasy uber trash viral-bait junk food dishes. Not the unhealthiness of them because ngl I'd eat this in a heartbeat, but the fact for all the effort and time and ingredients you use to make one of them you could just make something gourmet. Half the point of trash food is that it's quick and easy; turning it into a huge process defeats the purpose of them.

6 months ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 2

This one is pretty tame compared to other ones, but I understand what you mean. What annoys me is that the usual video would be like after they finished making this, they also end up slapping even more unnecessary bullshit on top. Maybe I'm overreacting but if I want a baked potato, I'll get a baked potato, not a bloody casserole disguised as a potato.

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

For one of these? Yeah thats a good amount of effort. But if you're cranking them out in batches, the amount of effort is vastly reduced on a per-dish basis. You could crank out a dozen of these with only a bit more effort than doing 1 or 2. The largest effort would be mixing up the baked potato, but that doesnt really require delicacy or care, and the mushrooms could be placed a handful at a time for ones not intended for a TikTok reel, reducing effort there.

6 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Also there's no effort involved when you're buying it from someone else drunk at 1am, at which point the fact it's gourmet trash food is a selling point.

6 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That was way too much salt.

6 months ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 7

You mean not enough right?

6 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

The mushrooms looked entirely unseasoned. Imo, it probably comes down to how salty the cheese was.

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

For an entire baked potato that honestly looked like barely enough. Potatoes are salt thirsty buggers

6 months ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 4

Your arteries, however, are not.

6 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Indeed. I try and stay away from regular consumption of foods that need lots of salt for that reason (doesn't mean I don't love me some well seasoned taters tho)

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

6 months ago | Likes 78 Dislikes 1

What is that from?

6 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Not a clue. I just googled “I just Came gif” and that was the most amusing & least gross one i found.

6 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Hah ok

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Me wishing I just went to where ever the fuck they make that.

6 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

You can very easily recreate this recipe.

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Blood flowing through arteries is overrated anyway

6 months ago | Likes 163 Dislikes 3

I want one for each artery in about to clog

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I literally laughed out loud :-D (my pacemaker didn't, though)

6 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

That thing looks to be 50% butter.

6 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

6 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Cholesterol lubricates the arteries, I'll be fine.

6 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

v

6 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I’d say sugar and carbs are gonna make you worse off than this treat

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's not particularly bad fir your health. Things like cheese and 'looks delicious' are not inherently bad.

6 months ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

Using the word "particularly" kind of eliminates that confidence of "That's not bad fir your health"
Now it's "That's not paaaaaaarticularly bad"
It's not greaaaaaaaat but it's not particularly bad

6 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 4

If you have to say "Its not that bad" chances are....

6 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 6

How the hell can you people eat grass and berries and nuts your whole life? I. Want. Flavor. Cheese. Potatoes. Salt. Butter. BACON. My grandparents ate like shit and drank like sailors until their 90's. Im not going to give up joy for an extra five years maybe. Exercise people. Live.

6 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I am not a vegetarian of any degree. But unhealthy is unhealthy. You can offset it a bit with exercise for sure. But know that this particular butter, cheese, starch mix is probably 300+ calories for a single one and its virtually void of nutrition. The mushrooms and the skin of the potato being the only place there is any concentration of nutrient. Enjoy it if you must but your 90 year old grandparents are exceptions not rules.

6 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 4

Careful. You might get mistaken for RFK jr

6 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

If people can't tell the difference between 'eat potatoes, a food we've cultivated for centuries to work in our diet, they don't kill you' and 'swim in industrially-contaminated rivers', then I don't know what to tell them besides 'are you for fucking real?'

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is this a butter pound cake mushroom pizza with added butter?

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

It's a potato.

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's a potato that's been pounded with added butter and turned into a pizza

(Pizza is cake) Fight me :)

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pizza has a base, sides and a filling but no top. Like your mom, it is a tart.

6 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thank you mom. I wouldn't be here without you

Cake has a base, can be filled with mousse or other choices, has sides, has a top layer and is covered in a gooey substance.
I don't understand your point about not having a top. They're called toppings on a pizza for some reason

Friendly argument

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0