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Jan 7, 2023 2:39 PM
blonderengel
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DVSBSTrD
Plot twist: The bear is Wojtek.
Metlahaed
Yes.
Groetgaffel
I'd eat billionaire flesh any day of the week
JohnSatclaire
ThailandExpress
LooseyGooseyBrett
Flesh, no; meat, yes
AdrianDunne
Does the human flesh have heavy metal poisoning?
TychoTychoAlba
If they're already dead, then it's a difficult path to follow, but not a difficult decision to make.
BrokenAnimal
What does it taste like?
buttcreambandit
I wouldn’t murder for it but if that’s the situation without murder obviously yea
Deiatris
I mean probably, if it was to survive.
inevermadeone
inevermadeone
layinginbedfeelinglikeaquesarito
To a degree, in the same way it is with any “exotic” food I do somewhat have an interest in knowing what human tastes like
Bajiir
I'm sure he takes volunteers to be first
whyowhyareallgoodusernamestaken
Yours etc. Captain B. J. Smethwick in a white wine sauce with shallots, mushrooms and garlic."
Copperbrat
My meat plate:
kholli
Oh shit
nojustsayitdont
All I'm saying is, they could have gone back the way they came. 32 miles and an elevation drop in the rain 1/
nojustsayitdont
shadow. Probably would have found more animals to hunt.
HonHomes
As I understand it, they refused food from the tribes that were near/passing at one point.
FrogBotherer
You'd be surprised at what the prospect of starving to death does to a person. Remember folks, human muscle tissue is very lean, you'll -
prettydumb
i mean i dont think many would be surprised, itd just be very annoying to do
FrogBotherer
need to eat offal and bone marrow to avoid protein poisoning.
JohnSatclaire
Femurs, pelvis, and lumbar vertebrae - crack open and mix contents with everything else (minus brain/spinal cord) for a nutritious pemmican.
upfr0mhere
I feel like the act of both slaughtering and butchering a human would burn enough protein for that to not be an issue
adiving
Agh nonsense, you just need to keep your humans in a pen and feed them enough cake. None of that free range stuff where they learn to run.
FrogBotherer
The problem is the lack of fat in the diet. Also known as "rabbit starvation".
mattrixk
What if you eat a fat person?
FrogBotherer
In that situation it's probably more likely that those who started with more fat reserves will be doing the eating when the time comes.
Discojeep
What is the name of that cartoon or artist? I’ve loved their stuff for a long time.
blonderengel
Here’s his site: https://jakelikesonions.com/
Discojeep
Thank you kind internet stranger
blonderengel
just4thelolz
Tastes just like pork. No big deal.
newsguycraigevans
It most certainly does not!
historycat
Human breakfast sausage? Tell me more.
imgureg
HighMagosSquidward
Except the brain rotting you'll get.
just4thelolz
That's a myth. Worst case: you turn into a wendigo.
vicvalour
SPARE RIBS!! FUCK!!
BigPPMothBF
WHY MUST YOU FAIL ME SO OFTEN?!?
freckledkink
It's called long pig for a reason! Cook it slow, use good marinade and sauce before and during cooking, and no one will know the difference.
freckledkink
Or so Fried Green Tomatoes has led me to believe...
RizzleMeThis
"The local zambize (sp?) tribes called it long pig" - Woodhouse
just4thelolz
Odd, considering pigs have two more pairs of ribs, so from a meat standpoint they should be considered longer.
RizzleMeThis
"Purportedly, the term long pig is a translation of a phrase used in the Pacific Islands for human flesh intended for consumption" -source
RizzleMeThis
https://grammarist.com/archaic/long-pig/. Also supported by encyclopedia Britannica
RizzleMeThis
I suspect it was more of a height thing. Humans average let's say 6 ft. And i need to check but pigs I've seen are shorter.
just4thelolz
Yeah, true. Anyway, I was just trying to freak y'all out with my culinary knowledge of human anatomy. Did it work?
BigPPMothBF
Do the sweet breads sizzle when oiled on low?
RizzleMeThis
I mean the quick response of rib numbers was a little unsettling, I just hoped you were a medically trained rancher or something.
Fnogg
Hexrowe
Hell, speaking as a human, definitely maybe for me, too.
VodkaReindeer
Hell, I wouldn't even have to be starving. Very hungry would be enough. Of course I'd need a good target too, like an enemy combatant.
ITellBadPuns
You never know what you'll do in a situation until you're actually in that situation.
PinkyTheUnicorn2
Just don’t eat the brain. Start with the butt.
Hotjoe1991
Prove that you're a human
JacktheKind
Depends on the means of procurement. If the guys already dead and we can make long enough for rescure sure.
dwarfinathonginacaskinthewaterwoooo
no Floridans that's for sure
MinistryOfSillyTalks
Depends. What kind of BBQ sauce we're talking here?
notabotandnotnotabot
As someone with a full fridge, never; but in the Donner Pass in winter? No judgement, cause I don't know that hunger yet.
drosophilamelanogaster
That's the maybe
kevbot5000
Having experienced what I will refer to as deep hunger, (voluntarily-ish) food dominates your thoughts so I totally see it turning to humans
NotSomoneElse68
I would have zero moral issue with eating a dead person to survive. They're dead, they're not using it anymore. Now they're just meat.
TossABabyYodaToYourWitcher
Iirc local tribes tried several times to give them supplies and each time they were shot at
NotSomoneElse68
As we have seen recently - even when they're survival is at stake - racist assholes are gonna racist asshole.
DeinnsBeans
With lab-grown meat on the rise, there is a potential market for ethically sourced human meat.
Harryteeters
I wouldnt even need it to survive. Just kinda interested in eating a dude
BigPPMothBF
long pig tastes like ham... so I hear
MrKnowItAll1903
Are you from Milwaukee?!
iwanttobebobdylan
I'm super curious about what we taste like! Not curious enough to seek it out on my own but if its a time of desperation, so be it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
MagnorCriol
It's hard to say what lines I would or wouldn't cross to survive. I've never been in (that kind of) a life or death situation. Who knows?
NotSomoneElse68
I would have no moral issue eating a dead person to survive - none. Killing someone to eat them for survival is a different game.
HollowmanZU
That’s what a polar bear would say…
thedarkcanuck
Hexrowe
Hello, fellow human! I, being also human, must sadly stress that I'm not a member of that noble and clearly superior species barely at all.
Juvis
I believe you, but bearly.
Mokelzwerg
MapleSyrupMafia
Didn't know Imgur allowed close-ups on assholes.