RampChurch
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Riding anywhere near cactuses seems like a bad idea. Nobody plans to crash, but damn!
#ouch #bicycle #damn #pain #crash
May 4, 2021 2:07 AM
RampChurch
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#ouch #bicycle #damn #pain #crash
Davies46
Its gonna be shitty either way, go get some gardening gloves and just pull that shit out.
icommentwithsteveharvey
Onefinger
Cacti?!?!?!
TheCapedCommentator
OnePostCloserToAHappierLIfe
Fuck, and I cannot emphasize this enough, that.
Theresadropbearoverthere
Gone and got himself into a bit of a prickle.
ThighHighsSaveLives
AndWeShallCallItThisLand
Makes Paige look like an amatuer...
CrimeBrulee
sezchuanllama
Bahumet
coleberr
God damnit, have my upvote you majestic beast
Catpeeker
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.independent.co.uk/news/world/cyclist-cactus-crash-argentina-video-b1721778.html%3famp
Overpots
Thanks for sharing this. Tl
Catpeeker
Welcome. I tried to find more post accident but it was all very similar to this.
TheobromineAddict
I'd beg for anesthesia.
Alphee99
Oh yeah, knock me the fuck out and then deal with that. I'll pay whatever!
unlikelydimple
Mistakes were made, regrets were realized.
LowLowVW
This is definitely Cholla, aka "Jumping Cactus", aka "oh god please no"
whattheflyingnutsack
Came for the pic, stayed for the puns
wolfcunt
One day he'll look back on this moment and realize how lucky he is to still have eyes.
PapaUbu
allmypostshadnopantson
"Needless" to say...Yow!
AslanTheGod
I literally just told my dad's wife about how my dad let me and my brother dive into fiberglass insulation when we were little. Ouch.
IUpvoteAllCats211
IRONRakkasan
A truly prickly situation
GrumpyOldMillennial
A prick for a prick. Poetry.
GhostsofAcid
There's no need to take a stab at him.
IRONRakkasan
True. He’s prolly quite a nice chap, not a prick as the photo suggests ?
Mechwarrior719
The memory of the pain is likely to stick with him.
haki23
I fell like a pair of cooking tongs is essential in everyone's kit in this part of the world
somnif
Tongs are good, pliers are good, some folks keep a plastic comb on hand. I've used a pair of chopsticks effectively before. You make do.
dorenavant
This is just like in the cartoons!
WhisperingJeffGoldblum
You want me to come out lookin' like you? Cactus butt?!
staticfrost
First thing I thought of posting
Songnemtn2000
Am I a bad person for laughing?
Counterfit
A little bit
wazscience
Accupunturists hate this one move.... Find out how!
dandelionish
What a pain in the ass
namelessfish
HelpOurSouls
I would definitely have a panic attack
Kittynomnoms
Panicking hurts.
MilometersKilometers
No room for panic in this situation.
somnif
Fun fact, cholla spines are barbed!
Imroy
Oh fuck that!
sesamesnapsinhalf
What’s the point of all this?
FsImgur
I'm not sure, but I'm willing to take a stab at it..
NachoPete
So many.
nomological
justarocknroller
Cholla. Fuck that plant in particular.
suddentwitch
fucking it really doesnt seem like it be fun or a good idea
Zreen
Cholla cholla bill y'all
GinOClock
Cacti rule everything around me...
tcdriver
The teddy bear cactus....cause it likes to hug you...Arizona is trying to be Australia jr.
mindthemelmsz
It must have jumped out at him.
Pseudosim
it makes great anti-burglar security tho.
JaromirAzarov
"Stick them with the pointy end... ALL the pointy ends!!!" -Cholla
squintish
They are so painful, much more than other cacti.
AP116
Looks like a ’jumping’ cholla too. Way worse than ‘teddy bear’ cholla.
tcdriver
Worse?...they all equally scary
SociallyAwkwardCanadianMoose
...jumping? Like chase you down in the dark?,
TheTrashCanMan
Yes
somnif
Basically it takes so little force to break off and stick, many folks aren't even aware they were close to the plant. Hence, must've jumped.
justarocknroller
Like they'll actually fire themselves at you like satan's moneyshot
0GreatSnakes0
And you guys say australia is fucked ha
DickMangoes
Welln we don't have a special attack cactus, we do have a tree that causes such intense pain that most animals prefer to kill themselves.