Nov 4, 2021 11:47 PM
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AbeFromanSausageKingOfChicago
Gordon Ramsay just threw up
SteveTheEgg
No. This is gross. Meatballs are a certain size for a reason.
excepttheoneswhoaredead
What's the line between meatball and meatloaf?
OPlinko
I thought it was going to be cake again.
hairylifetimes
Nice meat loaf
TemplarHawk
was really hoping for a melted cheese center
Followingtom
Not gonna lie, this looks fucking gross.
Harryteeters
SinisterSlaw
When it gets that big isn't it basically a meatloaf at that point?
becauseurwrong
The color inside and the amount of fat juice on the plate makes me a bit gaggy. Like something I would shield my Nonna's eyes from
StewedTomaters
I don't think that's from the meat, I think that's just the sauce. When you make red sauce from fresh tomatoes you know it's done when that
orange liquid starts to separate from the mixture. Idk if it's olive oil or part of the tomato that I'm describing.
aperanis18
I can tell you know that’s gonna be dry as hell
DaveDreamsOfDumplings
No cheesy middle? What are we even doing here?
Deoxyribonucleicacidwashedgenes
I was expecting cake.
LickFury
It’s a balled loaf of meat. A meaty loaf ball…. I’m having trouble what to call it
emjay9010
Ummz, well, it's a meat ball, just a giant one. A jumbo ball... a jumball... but the whole thing is just a lie, full of false promise. So...
..jumballiar... meat jumballaya. Is, uh, is that name taken?
Blimymyhat
I was expecting it to be cake.
Chefpnut
It’s a meat cake.
shitheadtookmyname
That looks like it hasn't been cooked through. And ground beef should be cooked through.
DireRadiant
That one nasty ass dry looking meatloaf.
magicmartyn86
OneNameHere
For some odd reason... I was expecting cake.
Assholefullofelbows
Are those just solid cloves of garlic?
AnfieldLarge
Thought they were walnuts.
CommonRazorKyleWhite1000AnalGirlCornQueen
Not enough garlic
msd3k
Lord, I would be farting the blazing stink of Hell itself for days if I ate that much garlic. Physically summoning demons from my ass...
AskThisGuy
There is a great movie titled "Garlic is as good as 10 mothers"
copingcabana
Probably bread. Torn, wetted, and mashed in with the meat.
ChaoticSquid
Doesn't look like bread. Maybe fat or cheese
ThatOneFriendWhoTriesTooHard
Maybe onion?
avidatheist
Definitely a mix of both.
ZiggyKixx
As they say, measure garlic with your heart.
thisaintreddit
and maybe with fart
StarSumiaki
If you still have garlic, you haven't added enough garlic
MassiveMaoMao
Triple the amount called for and add two more cloves. That’s my rule.
SuperIncoherentRantingMan
The average heart is about the size of a fist, which is a good starting point for the amount of garlic needed in a recipe.
TecfideraTechnomancer
So, pro tip, cooking garlic for longer is what mellows it to the point you can barely taste it. Add it close to the end.
Ferlin7
Yeah, but I'd rather chop it up so I'm not eating a whole clove and then a chunk with little garlic.
momma2elevencats
I use 10-15 garlic cloves in my chimichurri sauce and my 12 year old daughter says "excuse me who are you making this for, a baby?"
My heart's far to small, I measure with my
DefaOmega
I'm concerned that your "very tight" butthole is larger than your actual heart. I hope you find peace and a better way to measure haha
SlightlyAngryAtAllTimes
That seems like it'd be a real pain in the ass to cook through completely.
constipatedmemes
DiaryOfAFatKid
That looks raw as fuck in the middle.
MySpiritAnimalIsTheUnpopularOpinionPuffin
Thank God this wasn't cake.
RetroBlast
Italian Meatloaf
iamnotfunatparties
LoopStricken
It looks like one of those Obvious Plant products, but fucking hell I'd buy it.
zifnab12
This is why God abandoned us
Thorketil
"serves 3 men" :'D
SgtJohnsonsJohnson
Thatsa Spicy meataballa
BowenTheKotoc
https://thumbs.gfycat.com/CelebratedMinorCaecilian-size_restricted.gif
CosplayComet
No recipe? Weak....
stargazer58
Thank you!!! Like how can they show this and not be disgusted with themselves! Lol
ggsbassist
1# meat, 4oz onion, 4oz garlic, salt & seasoning, egg, bread crumbs to bind, 1 jar of fav sauce,
Make a meatloaf, but round
brandonblk
but what is meatloaf?
MinusOneHP
So..... A meatball?
mondanmondan
Meatloafs are loaf shaped. If you round it it's just a meatcircle
A... a ball? A meatball?
brokenheartboozebullets
*meatsphere
ThePartyLeader
Who decided meat needed geometry
darthstormer
Euclid. Have you ever tried eating a non-spatially orientable steak? Abaolute chaos.
LookinFineLayinDimes
Mmmmm... amoeba meatloaf. Amoebloaf.
potatosofttacos
Ah round loaf. Of course!
GaryMcPhotos
Looks like hamloaf
OddSam93
I don't think it looks that good tbh.
strangerthanfiction1
Needs more sauce-to-meat ratio
ifmusicbethefoodofloveplayon
I was expecting a gooey cheesy middle. #disappointed
Julia928
This. When they cut in and it was just lots of textureless meat with onions/garlic, the joy became blegh.
JustSomePersonThere
Agreed. Shit is yuck.
CaptainSomebody
Should have been filled with pasta and sauce
chrisinsocalif
It's too big, purpose of a meatball is to help absorb the flavor of sauce. A ball this size defeats the purpose.
MrChurch
It looks under cooked, dry as hell, and no one actually wants more garlic than beef in their meatball.
DiamondDogLedTasso
While I agree it is gross, I'm also relieved it didn't turn out to be cake, but also stick that shit back in the oven, low and slow
fraggles9000
I was afraid it was going to be cake, too.
machine9
oneofrhesamsame
Massive meatballs never good 2 outcomes. Overcooked outer raw inner, dry outer cooked inner. Pointless
Eryche
Idk why you're getting downvotes, it looks pretty gross to me too
WilliamWeird
I think it'd be yum, but its cool that you do you.
Monkeyflyers
Yup looks like its kinda raw too
rhubarbarian
imgur has generally pretty terrible taste in food, I've found.
CallMeMuppet
It's either greasy as shit, 80% sugar or just some cursed meat spawn like this one.
ShootnStitch
It looks super undercooked
Yeah it looks like it has a raw center too. Ground meat should not be so pink. It's dangerous.
If they mixed pork sausage with it, that can affect the color to be more pink.
Inanist
It's also not necessarily raw if it's a bit pink; mince (esp. high quality) can be eaten safely if cooked through, but you can only 1/2
brown the outside of a meatball that size generally. 2/2
evicshen
Yup. Oh look, a cruelty sphere.
BearsDontCare
How are other cuts less cruel?
Fucking THANK YOU. It’s easy to forget (I know cuz even I forgot!) that some poor “cow doggo” had to be slaughtered to make that. Profitably
Most things die in order to feed you. Life is harsh, its best to honor whatever you eat. Meat or not.
Oh I know that. It doesn’t make it suck any less though. I don’t want feeling creatures to feel pain just so I can eat.
Industrialized killing is relatively new though.
That does not answer my question. If anything it adds more to my critique. Now we have painless killing, ehats the issue?
PhloydPhan
Did my cardiologist pay you to post this? You have to tell me if my cardiologist paid you to post this, otherwise it's entrapment.
itsallaboutthecones
It's state law!
waitwhat1234
Miz it with ground turkey so is only halve as bad for you.
profloyo
Yes he did, does that change your answer if you want one ?
RelartOfGivia
This can be considered heart healthy if you are on a low carb diet. It's the carbs that get you.
nanyatenyaa
Eating a lot of red meat is also not good for you. There is no one thing, you can lean hard into, need a varied diet.
Nobody is disputing this. But limiting refined carbs, starches, sugars along w/ not eating too often has been proven to yield lasting effcts
Also... (bad)cholesterol isn't a carb... its a fat generally from animal products.
Prinzka
Dietary cholesterol intake has no influence on serum levels of cholesterol.
Humans hve been eating meat for eons & heart disease was virtually unheard of pre industrial age. It's definitely the meat that's the problm
caerulakid
Generally diarrhea got anyone before heart disease could up until very recently.
@sarah about 6 of my comments have disappeared from this thread. What's going on?
Soo... medicine improved... and something got attention when it was noticed therefore.....
Goldmarble
Just eat a lot of different meat!
And end up consuming tons of cholesterol. to be heart healthy? Better off with fish.
Please, explain to me how "Fish" is not "Meat."
kennelbreach
AbeFromanSausageKingOfChicago
Gordon Ramsay just threw up
SteveTheEgg
No. This is gross. Meatballs are a certain size for a reason.
excepttheoneswhoaredead
What's the line between meatball and meatloaf?
OPlinko
I thought it was going to be cake again.
hairylifetimes
Nice meat loaf
TemplarHawk
was really hoping for a melted cheese center
Followingtom
Not gonna lie, this looks fucking gross.
Harryteeters
SinisterSlaw
When it gets that big isn't it basically a meatloaf at that point?
becauseurwrong
The color inside and the amount of fat juice on the plate makes me a bit gaggy. Like something I would shield my Nonna's eyes from
StewedTomaters
I don't think that's from the meat, I think that's just the sauce. When you make red sauce from fresh tomatoes you know it's done when that
StewedTomaters
orange liquid starts to separate from the mixture. Idk if it's olive oil or part of the tomato that I'm describing.
aperanis18
I can tell you know that’s gonna be dry as hell
DaveDreamsOfDumplings
No cheesy middle? What are we even doing here?
Deoxyribonucleicacidwashedgenes
I was expecting cake.
LickFury
It’s a balled loaf of meat. A meaty loaf ball…. I’m having trouble what to call it
emjay9010
Ummz, well, it's a meat ball, just a giant one. A jumbo ball... a jumball... but the whole thing is just a lie, full of false promise. So...
emjay9010
..jumballiar... meat jumballaya. Is, uh, is that name taken?
Blimymyhat
I was expecting it to be cake.
Chefpnut
It’s a meat cake.
shitheadtookmyname
That looks like it hasn't been cooked through. And ground beef should be cooked through.
DireRadiant
That one nasty ass dry looking meatloaf.
magicmartyn86
OneNameHere
For some odd reason... I was expecting cake.
Assholefullofelbows
Are those just solid cloves of garlic?
AnfieldLarge
Thought they were walnuts.
CommonRazorKyleWhite1000AnalGirlCornQueen
Not enough garlic
msd3k
Lord, I would be farting the blazing stink of Hell itself for days if I ate that much garlic. Physically summoning demons from my ass...
AskThisGuy
There is a great movie titled "Garlic is as good as 10 mothers"
copingcabana
Probably bread. Torn, wetted, and mashed in with the meat.
ChaoticSquid
Doesn't look like bread. Maybe fat or cheese
ThatOneFriendWhoTriesTooHard
Maybe onion?
avidatheist
Definitely a mix of both.
ZiggyKixx
As they say, measure garlic with your heart.
thisaintreddit
and maybe with fart
StarSumiaki
If you still have garlic, you haven't added enough garlic
MassiveMaoMao
Triple the amount called for and add two more cloves. That’s my rule.
SuperIncoherentRantingMan
The average heart is about the size of a fist, which is a good starting point for the amount of garlic needed in a recipe.
TecfideraTechnomancer
So, pro tip, cooking garlic for longer is what mellows it to the point you can barely taste it. Add it close to the end.
Ferlin7
Yeah, but I'd rather chop it up so I'm not eating a whole clove and then a chunk with little garlic.
momma2elevencats
I use 10-15 garlic cloves in my chimichurri sauce and my 12 year old daughter says "excuse me who are you making this for, a baby?"
Assholefullofelbows
My heart's far to small, I measure with my
DefaOmega
I'm concerned that your "very tight" butthole is larger than your actual heart. I hope you find peace and a better way to measure haha
SlightlyAngryAtAllTimes
That seems like it'd be a real pain in the ass to cook through completely.
constipatedmemes
DiaryOfAFatKid
That looks raw as fuck in the middle.
MySpiritAnimalIsTheUnpopularOpinionPuffin
Thank God this wasn't cake.
RetroBlast
Italian Meatloaf
iamnotfunatparties
LoopStricken
It looks like one of those Obvious Plant products, but fucking hell I'd buy it.
zifnab12
This is why God abandoned us
Thorketil
"serves 3 men" :'D
SgtJohnsonsJohnson
Thatsa Spicy meataballa
BowenTheKotoc
https://thumbs.gfycat.com/CelebratedMinorCaecilian-size_restricted.gif
CosplayComet
No recipe? Weak....
stargazer58
Thank you!!! Like how can they show this and not be disgusted with themselves! Lol
ggsbassist
1# meat, 4oz onion, 4oz garlic, salt & seasoning, egg, bread crumbs to bind, 1 jar of fav sauce,
plinkey
Make a meatloaf, but round
brandonblk
but what is meatloaf?
MinusOneHP
So..... A meatball?
mondanmondan
Meatloafs are loaf shaped. If you round it it's just a meatcircle
emjay9010
A... a ball? A meatball?
brokenheartboozebullets
*meatsphere
ThePartyLeader
Who decided meat needed geometry
darthstormer
Euclid. Have you ever tried eating a non-spatially orientable steak? Abaolute chaos.
LookinFineLayinDimes
Mmmmm... amoeba meatloaf. Amoebloaf.
potatosofttacos
Ah round loaf. Of course!
GaryMcPhotos
Looks like hamloaf
OddSam93
I don't think it looks that good tbh.
strangerthanfiction1
Needs more sauce-to-meat ratio
ifmusicbethefoodofloveplayon
I was expecting a gooey cheesy middle. #disappointed
Julia928
This. When they cut in and it was just lots of textureless meat with onions/garlic, the joy became blegh.
JustSomePersonThere
Agreed. Shit is yuck.
CaptainSomebody
Should have been filled with pasta and sauce
chrisinsocalif
It's too big, purpose of a meatball is to help absorb the flavor of sauce. A ball this size defeats the purpose.
MrChurch
It looks under cooked, dry as hell, and no one actually wants more garlic than beef in their meatball.
DiamondDogLedTasso
While I agree it is gross, I'm also relieved it didn't turn out to be cake, but also stick that shit back in the oven, low and slow
fraggles9000
I was afraid it was going to be cake, too.
machine9
oneofrhesamsame
Massive meatballs never good 2 outcomes. Overcooked outer raw inner, dry outer cooked inner. Pointless
Eryche
Idk why you're getting downvotes, it looks pretty gross to me too
WilliamWeird
I think it'd be yum, but its cool that you do you.
Monkeyflyers
Yup looks like its kinda raw too
rhubarbarian
imgur has generally pretty terrible taste in food, I've found.
CallMeMuppet
It's either greasy as shit, 80% sugar or just some cursed meat spawn like this one.
ShootnStitch
It looks super undercooked
shitheadtookmyname
Yeah it looks like it has a raw center too. Ground meat should not be so pink. It's dangerous.
MySpiritAnimalIsTheUnpopularOpinionPuffin
If they mixed pork sausage with it, that can affect the color to be more pink.
Inanist
It's also not necessarily raw if it's a bit pink; mince (esp. high quality) can be eaten safely if cooked through, but you can only 1/2
Inanist
brown the outside of a meatball that size generally. 2/2
evicshen
Yup. Oh look, a cruelty sphere.
BearsDontCare
How are other cuts less cruel?
JustSomePersonThere
Fucking THANK YOU. It’s easy to forget (I know cuz even I forgot!) that some poor “cow doggo” had to be slaughtered to make that. Profitably
BearsDontCare
Most things die in order to feed you. Life is harsh, its best to honor whatever you eat. Meat or not.
JustSomePersonThere
Oh I know that. It doesn’t make it suck any less though. I don’t want feeling creatures to feel pain just so I can eat.
evicshen
Industrialized killing is relatively new though.
BearsDontCare
That does not answer my question. If anything it adds more to my critique. Now we have painless killing, ehats the issue?
PhloydPhan
Did my cardiologist pay you to post this? You have to tell me if my cardiologist paid you to post this, otherwise it's entrapment.
itsallaboutthecones
It's state law!
waitwhat1234
Miz it with ground turkey so is only halve as bad for you.
profloyo
Yes he did, does that change your answer if you want one ?
RelartOfGivia
This can be considered heart healthy if you are on a low carb diet. It's the carbs that get you.
nanyatenyaa
Eating a lot of red meat is also not good for you. There is no one thing, you can lean hard into, need a varied diet.
RelartOfGivia
Nobody is disputing this. But limiting refined carbs, starches, sugars along w/ not eating too often has been proven to yield lasting effcts
nanyatenyaa
Also... (bad)cholesterol isn't a carb... its a fat generally from animal products.
Prinzka
Dietary cholesterol intake has no influence on serum levels of cholesterol.
RelartOfGivia
Humans hve been eating meat for eons & heart disease was virtually unheard of pre industrial age. It's definitely the meat that's the problm
caerulakid
Generally diarrhea got anyone before heart disease could up until very recently.
RelartOfGivia
@sarah about 6 of my comments have disappeared from this thread. What's going on?
nanyatenyaa
Soo... medicine improved... and something got attention when it was noticed therefore.....
Goldmarble
Just eat a lot of different meat!
nanyatenyaa
And end up consuming tons of cholesterol. to be heart healthy? Better off with fish.
Goldmarble
Please, explain to me how "Fish" is not "Meat."
kennelbreach