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#pizza_love #pizza_is_life #pizza_porn #true_love #romance_is_alive
May 18, 2018 9:45 AM
ifyourmotheronlyknew
162765
2091
183
#pizza_love #pizza_is_life #pizza_porn #true_love #romance_is_alive
HerMajestysSecretButthole
Potatoes, cashews, tomatoes, Peter North, onion, peppers...
nemobla
Most nasty looking piece of bread in a box iv ever seen
BryanHolloway
Yo that pizza looks cursed
cruizin67coupe2
why did someone jizz all over it?
designedbyhumans
Sorry op but that pizza makes neither of you keepers.
NotAmused1001
I think it does....on an episode of Fear Factor.
ThisIsGerbilReportingLiveFromRichardGeresAss
He just wants a pizza ass
Gurablashta
Nono that's my favourite Riley Reid video.... I've said too much
BillogUncle
Who the fuck puts lemon, and cashew nuts on a pizza that's been cut down into a smaller size!!
LintillaAllitnil
And you keep on saying pineapple on pizza is bad.
apbadogsZ
A lemon?
Batham1
I feel like the crusades should happen again at this point.
Looking2levelup
Is that peanuts on a thin crust?
reload2456
cashews i think but still pretty fucked up
Rexkuando
That pizza looks fucking gross. What the hell do you do with the lemon? Squirt it in your eyes so you don't have to see that monstrosity?
Sickinthepants
Definitely disgusting.
verygoodusernamenumber1
My phone wallpaper now
ShinySephiroth
This comment needs more upvotes. I laughed way too hard!
tartee
Yep! Keep him. Don’t let him out. Cashews on pizza shouldn’t be out in the society!
BoopityBee
Aww look you each puked out your meals and it made a heart.
Grosslyunpopular
Is the lemon supposed to be.... a... not boy part?
nopantstank
What an abomination
DontTryHarderJustBeBetter
Are there fucking cashews on that pizza??!
gucchan13
*barfs in Italian*
frogmanbunny
What's the deal with the lemon wedge?
ShinySephiroth
I have a wedge with a pizza from a local restaurant I go to called The Pie in Utah. Their Greek pizza comes with a lemon and it's amazing.
ottersideofthemoan
Potato slices on a pizza? Great I lived to see this...
NotAmused1001
It wouldn't be bad if the pizza had a theme. I had them on a moroccan style once. But this, this is just an abortion.
longballslarry
I wish my girlfriend loved pizza the way that everyone else’s girlfriend on here seems to ... not this particular pizza though
7snowmen
dirty, messy love...
devinbraxton
What is that "pizza"
Grumblemags
I see cashew nuts. *jimmies rustlin intensifies*
HormonalWoman
Who the fuck has lemon on a pizza?
RobErtE87
It's cut right in half. It's a message.
3PiecesOfBread
"Let's get fat together."
BrainJuiceIsLegit
That message must be that he wants half of it
YouKnowThatRandomGuyWhoLikesVikingsNamedBerzerkerlord
Yeah he wants a slice
UnhelpfulAnswers
No it's not. Pizza will never break your heart and leave you for Jason the douchebag. Fuck you Jason!
lochnessmonsterr
Fuck Jason. Jason is a hoe.
bigdaddyfatpants
I see fuckin Jason, is up to his usual shenanigans.
lochnessmonsterr
Fuck that Jason guy. Apparently he's a douche bag
noxmeter
Don’t fuck him that’s just what he would want
RussianMafia1337
With a sour lemon to decorate...
noxmeter
Well when life gives you lemons...
BlurpyTheRabid
..you find a new god.
MissSpelledTattoo
You throw them at the people who make your life difficult! #lemongrenade
ohdeepthought
Get some salt and tequila so you can have shots with death and live another year.
MisterWho
Say “Thank you, life.” It’s not everyday that you get free stuff.
Kammikatze
...make pizza.
cannotusecharactersatall
From the comments, a game of spot the ingredients should be played...I’ll start; -red onions -tomatoes -scallions -cashews?
Magicflutefreddie
Ranch drizzle
ghostrobbie
Pretty sure I see potatoes
coronalmassejection
I think I see artichoke hearts on the right side..
Rachetrocket
Chicken potatoes red pepper
JestPilot
A FUCKING LEMON.
ShinySephiroth
I read this as Stefon from SNL
Bruhbeans
Winner winner, weird-ass pizza diner
samwoode
Vanilla frosting
marshawnlynchatapressinterviewsaying
Toothpaste
JestPilot
Minty fresh. Makes sense if you think about it.
PMPB
Chicken, ham, pepperoni, mozzarella as well.
ICantSeeMyForehead
Cigarette butts, a CVS receipt, post-it notes
XxxAziexxX
I like that "cashews?" is a question here.
UnhelpfulAnswers
I don't see dickbutt :(
Magicflutefreddie
WHERE IS THE CHEESE????????????
Mkitsune
Semen
spickate
Are we all ignoring the white sauce. One could assume it’s ranch but I’m going with mayo. Hot cooked on mayonnaise. Yummm
jamalearljones
I see a lonely mushroom. Top right, under a piece of meat. And don't forget the sauce. Whatever that might be.
coronalmassejection
jamalearljones
I guess I just wasn't trying dirty enough to see that until now... Thanks.
ShinySephiroth
Either cilantro or parsley
TheDoerle
It looks likes eggs on the potato side.
JestPilot
IOnlyUseHashtagsSarcastically
Literally gave me a shiver. Jesus H fuck this guy freaks me out.
Blackcloudonetyone
This just kept getting better.
AxisBond
Can't...look...away....
capitainechips
Another gif I didn't know I never wanted to see
typowned
I couldn't stop watching even though I know I did wanted to. This is what I have come to imgur for.
Rachetrocket
Wow... Lol
CarlosOfNightvale
JestPilot
“Dessert’s on me” as they say.
Jenkbi
fuckin' saved
IHateYourSandwhich
I think he's cute!
DarkwingDuc
Youts
The numa numa kid has lost some weight. And become Asian
zoezoebelle
I'd hit it
2thotsandacot
I saw where this was going, why did I keep watching it?
TacoRising
Who is he?
Opportunist
BRAVE.
StaalTheNotQuiteSoUndefeatedAnymoreButNevermind
I believe they were an actual user on imgur two years ago.
MistahDude
@Catgirlsandkneesocksdiesalot is the fine gentleman.
JestPilot
Ive messaged him to see if it is. I’ll update on my findings.
CADmunkey
What is on that? I feel like the only thing easily identified is the lemon wedge. And even that confuses me.
gray527
Red onions, cherry tomatoes, shallots, cashews, mushrooms, potatoes, chicken, aoli, sour cream, mozzarella, lemon
JustThePGTips
i see cashews... hope that helps.
milofrank2
Is an abortion thing I think.
ifyourmotheronlyknew
It’s a half/half from Pizza Capers. The New Orleans & The Portuguese Chicken (I think)
thespeakingcat
But why... ahd what about the lemon wedge?
ifyourmotheronlyknew
You squeeze it over the Portuguese chicken pizza. It’s delicious!
storebrandproductmascot
I can't even tell which side is supposed to be which.
GodOfTheBumbleBees
Spring onion, tomatoes, cum, cashews, marinated poultry bits, sliced potatoes..?
Isweartogodthecatmademedoit