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May 10, 2017 7:18 PM
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PapaFrankuOfTheFilth
Da cheetah is smaller dandelion
Soddo
Is your friend donald trump? If so why isnt he working...
thelovechildofhitlerandstalin
Da cheetah is faster dandelion
DoomSkuller
That dandelion must have been exposed to the Ooze that created the Ninja Turtles
itsKABLAM
The TMNT ooze got it
DaiHoss
The dandelion is your friend and you found him yetserday?
Dilithium
CaptainGrowler
I see you've found where they tried to bury the ooze
MickScandalous
Nija turtles are close by
FoolMeChickenSoupWithRice
I need a goddamn banana for scale! How big is this thing?
garfunkle4U
It actually goats beard
whoaiknowkungfu
Did your friend also happen to find 4 turtles and a rat who also happen to be masters at ninjutsu?
RedFace
there is a secret code to something on that table
Melissa8655
I saw some like that when I was in Afghanistan.
jaybird2370
More like DAMN!-delion.
NapBasturd
Hero.
misterbookman
@sarah - another solid pun to bring to your attention...
Dalolfish
best comment today..
?noredirect
SlydFox
Damn, beat me to it.
Moonmoonn
Lmao
Fluffycorn
BACK AT IT AGAIN WITH THE WHITE COLOUR !!
thinkplaid
Look for ninja turtles near by
overboard
That's a Goatsbeard, not Dandelion.
fricklefart90
Thicc
RubberCatTurds
Or is it a normal-sized dandelion and your friend is Donald Trump?
lvldup
Light it on fire..
wabewalker
Forced perspective, yeah?
mdperes4
The secret of the ooze!
Gingest
TGRI
Manosteel
The secret of the Ooze.
CorneliusCornwall
TGRI canister was found close by.
Interceptor3104
http://imgur.com/0BtJ6qW
sakkywakky
Go Ninja Go Ninja Go!
Arakmyr
wigglingdangernoodle
PhysicalGengar
You have very tiny hands
bruiser888
I didn't know trump used imgur
demergivore
And a tinsy tiny laptop to go with them.
Harleyquite85
Trump hands
Pangs
This is definitely Trump. He's just trying to throw us off the trail with that username.
GrondWillBreachIt
He didn't say that it was yuge or big league!
wigglingdangernoodle
Now this must be remade
aaronthe7
hahahahahaha
Nyghtrayven
I die every time i see this...
AwkwardKeming
batarnak
Fuck you! I'm crying !!! Ohhh, that was funny...
twowholeinches
Did she just inhale a dandelion? That can't be good for you.
OPsFatMom
You ever see a rabbit destroy one of them? Its fucking amazing
weedbratton
He put it in her mouth
fraket
As she was taking a deep breath to blow on it. Probably inhaled a bit lol
zaaneek
Each loop of that is funny.
diphenhydraminehcl50mg
and you gotta assume she was inhaling at the time lol
zaaneek
And it looks like it gets pushed back to back of the throat/uvula territory. Not just tongue or in mouth.
diphenhydraminehcl50mg
She's probably dead now. Rip in peace
IntrepidWombat
Not a dandelion; looks like yellow salsify.
voodoosexdoll
We have these everywhere. Not dandelions
whazdiswhozdat
Likely a member of the Tragopogon family, commonly known as salsify or goatsbeard
LagginDraggon
Or a goatbeard.
anthaneezy
Either that, or Elder Blossom-vine. (Nintendo PowerTip: I made that up.)
IntrepidWombat
Goatsbeard is a common name for several different salsify species! They're so common, they have lots of local names.
IntrepidWombat
One of my favorites is Jack-go-to-bed-at-noon, for meadow salsify, because it only blooms in the morning sun.
counterfeitdreams
Where do they grow? I've never seen anything like this anywhere
IntrepidWombat
Basically everywhere in the US, Europe, and Western Asia. Here's what it looks like in bloom http://imgur.com/CtNTUSI