Raider2187
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Jun 15, 2022 4:17 PM
Raider2187
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DontNeedAWeatherManToKnowWhichWayTheWindBlows
Anything that extends past the corners of your mouth, and could interfere with your mask fitting properly, is against military regs anyway.
QueefMalone
Just do you.
UserNamesArentEasy
Songnemtn2000
jnmjnmjnm
Thank you for your service.
YogSoth0th
That movie was so good. How was that movie that good? Why was that movie that good? How is a SEQUEL to Top Gun 30 years later THAT good?
literalbagofdicks
I currently have a mustache because of this kinda joke and I find it hilarious every time I see myself.
Saigon333
If you can't laugh at yourself, who can you laugh at?
NotAHugeSpider
Eh. It's just a moustache. If it doesn't suit you, shave it off. At least you were bold enough to try something different.
NotRightNeverWrong
The problem is it doesn't suit them, and they don't shave it off and they look like child kidnappers.
Manbehindthemadness
Manbehindthemadness
Shit wrong troopers
TestSubject86
... or majestic, like Chief Terry McConky.
mentaljake
ThisDeservesMoreUpvotes
chandon1
Yea, it's not a good look.
DukeDarkwood
Counterpoint:
pjm82
His name is literally B.J.
DukeDarkwood
Named after his mother, Bea, and his father, Jay.
goudist
Or Ray
SecretAgentSuperBooger
THESHADOWOFJECT
my name is Ray. I am straight. Archers Ray would not be a bad looking man irl.
NotAHugeSpider
Bitch, please.
TheGiantIdiotTeddyBear
GenshiV
Can confirm, made sure the only surviving pics of me with only a 'stache are safely squirreled away in a vault. It's the stuff of nightmares
Matty3D
I tried growing a mustache. I ended up looking like Kevin Heffernan from Tacoma FD.
YourIceCreamMan
VulpesIncendium
https://youtu.be/nB5FTZkfXDs
Turkleturts
If you can actually grow a 'stache, go for it. If it looks like something a 14 year old tries to grow, shave it off.
Twomangocats
Anyone watch Tacoma FD? Check it out - amazing!
SoMuchPooPooSon
Hot take: even the stache on Rooster from the new Top Gun doesn't look very good. Probably looks better without one.
RolandLovecraft
Hey Farva, whats the name of that place you like with all that weird shit on the walls?
420supercoolusername69
YOU MEAN SHENNANIGANS???!!
somerandomusernamebecauseididntlikemyoldone
surprised I didn't see anyone else say this, but his haircut is a much bigger negative impact than the stache.
Ahroo
Boy, if u want to the stash, grow the stash because YOU think it looks cool. Fuck this guys beauty standard. Farvs a king and so are you
frenofafren
Moustaches are...
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blwoodcock
They're the same picture.
SmokyDoggg
What's wrong with Farva's mustache? Don't let anyone kill your dreams rock that stache!
SnowballEffect
Just do what you want! hella people walk around with makeup that looks absolutely ridiculous. lemme rock my stache.
alpacasaurusrex
It looks patchy. Like he’s been plucking it so it looks like a partially molding guava.
TheHappyHermit
SmokyDoggg
$1.75 Per Gallon...
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RatoMolhado
But what if I want to look like Farva?
Guidocat
Are you gonna set my ass on fire?
FlissFloss86Gaming
Start by drinking a liter o' cola
Hexrowe
Hey, as long as you know what you're doing...
lilEinsteinandtheOverStimulatedProstates
I guess then you should just order a large, Farva.
PineappleLoopsBroether
Leetera Cola? Do we have Leetera Cola?
pjm82
Just order a large, Farva
PineappleLoopsBroether
I don’t WANT a large Farva, I want a god damn LITER of COLA!
pjm82
Does this look like spit to you?
PineappleLoopsBroether
mongoose40
Fuck it.