Fat Nixon, Pervert Hoover, aka President Kiddie Fucker Goes Woke

Jul 18, 2026 5:23 PM

uri

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Technically, the verb "be" causes the *nominative* case, not the accusative. It should be "He is He", not "He is Him". Jesus said (in translation), "I am He."

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The only "Him" I recognise is the Dracula of Dracula Flow.

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I'm sorry, is that the actual White House Shitter account saying Trump is Jesus' 2nd coming? Is that what I'm looking at? Can someone less lazy, and high than me confirm this? I'd do it myself but I really underestimated the gummies I ate last night and I'm still way too high to google things.

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He is a convicted felon, failure as a business man [multiple bankruptcies], sex offender, and likely pedophile.

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He really takes the TU out of POTUS

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Horrible Incest Man

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He, is useless fascist twat.

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And the morons bowed and prayed, to the orange god they made.....

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no, patrick, this is shit

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

@OP No way his tie is that short.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

And by "Him" they mean the incompetent pedophile currently trying to subvert democracy.

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@OP Also "Pervert Hoover" is redundant for both of them.

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I'm not a Christian, but isn't this TURBO blasphemy?

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I'm sure some asshat in the office would use plausible deniability and say it was about some lingo or slang or zeitgeistian nonsense.

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In several faiths, yes.

Also, in the primary ones he intended to pander to, selling a literally gilded bible is really missing the message.

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what the fuck does "he is him" mean anyway?

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AI being used by the white house press office in caveman mode to save on tokens.

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The Bible capitalizes “Him” when referring to capital G god. So just some good sacrilegious shit, nothing new.

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lovely.

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apt, he needs to be inside of a Brazen Bull

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If only.

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

What the Hell does that even mean? "He is Him"?

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Christian Nationalism running rampant.

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I'm fairly sure "I'm him" or "he is him" is something people were saying in sports a few years back to indicate supreme confidence or skill

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Religious assholes comparing him to their god or jesus.

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Nah this reads as an attempt to use younger slang. Maybe people will finally stop using it now

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It means your average American can only read at a 7th grade level.

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That grade level shit keeps adjusting the more I see it online, and everyone using that metric is failing to understand that there's a huge swathe of Americans who are illiterate.

Also, the average reading level thing is specifically about how publications are generating their content, so that the largest audience can read and digest the material. We can't all be reading e.g. scientific papers, so all content is "dumbed down" so more people can understand. It's not that people are stupid.

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Hey - stop asking questions! Don't you know this guy took a bullet for you, donates his salary, might not have raped anyone lately, attempted to negotiate lower drug prices for a handful of medications, and only wants every whim to be slavishly enacted immediately without any oversight, fact checking, engineering review, etc? [/s]

This is just pandering to the 20% who will vote T no matter what, and a few borderline senile folks who see the "R" and smile.

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It's either glazing or sacrilege. I'm sure they'd argue for both sides

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It's Zoomer slang for "He's the best".

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Covfefe

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The Bible capitalizes “Him” when referring to God (who also gets a capital G). So, uh…. Yeah. He’s the lamest fucking god to these people.

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This. And it's sacrilegious. Blasphemy

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And Jesus, who technically is also God

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No no, that was a doctor vest.

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He is his own father

Phillip j Fry was his own grandfather

Both saved the world through their Devine conception

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And the Holy Spirit, who technically is also God

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But... oH NooOOoooOo...! Christians are still only monotheistic!

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