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Squegg
Jul 26, 2021 11:14 AM
Rayeqt
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Squegg
apathyisakiller
Best egg sandwich: toast, scrambled eggs, mayo, and soy sauce as a dipping sauce. Its amazing.
WTFisUnderwear
I come seeking the Egg Wizard! Please sir! Take me as your apprentice! I beseech thee!
deathpeppers
I have night hearing and dogs understand where i point.
TOMMOEX
ProfessorVanDiggenSagg
spitslap
Frogchildren
grantavius
I am an expert at peeing on poop from sticking to the bowl.
Censure
I always choose the perfect sized Tupperware.
whitefoxkei
vintagebroad
My super power is choosing the exact size container needed for food
SomeRandomJerk
My body is ready
iCoIIectDownVotes
WalksWithNoFear
Makebeliever
Use your power for good, not evil
jay0henn
As a cafeteria cook who has cooked eggs to order for 4 years…this is pretty impressive
Applejack11
you my freind are the last eggbender
cab435
OaksParcel
Is that second one the mythical avocado toast foretold in the ancient millennial legends?
TheMarvinator
My super power is parallel parking perfectly... And I always comment this when that post is mentioned... Maybe that's another power?
SybilCrawley
I eat cheese off the block. That's my super power.
Yellowagain
They have very mild superpowers. David O'Doherty https://youtu.be/ghxnKDBadSk
Niagaran
I have a phenomenal sense of timing. I'll set a timer, go watch tv and get off the couch just before it goes off.
Beeechnut
Mine is being able to wake up at whatever time I need without an alarm clock. thanks air force
quietwalker
I've got that too, apparently it's hereditary! My grandfather was like that - but it only works when I know the time when I go to sleep.
Beeechnut
Yup same. I think it only works if there is a real need to wake up at that time too
Iloveanonymityandilovebeingnoticed
I can do that when napping, not at night. Still set an alarm, but wake 5min before it goes off. Handy between 2 job shifts.
thekeglad
The last eggbender lol
Fallowsthorn
My superpower is I spell and punctuate everything perfectly (aside from typos) and notice when other people don't. It's really annoying.
twatburglar
Everyone has a useless superpower. Mine is I look good in any hat.
woderwoman
Mine is I can weigh things exactly. You need 120g flour? BOOM 120g of flour. 134g of sugar you say? BOOM 134g of sugar!
VioletKingof0W0
Mine is to have a million ideas for art, TV shows, books, and games, but to never expand or get energy for any of it.
ImmatellallyallboutFightClub
You're kidding. I also have the any hat superpower! Wonder twin powers activate?
Nightcaste
As long as you're the one that gets shafted
ImmatellallyallboutFightClub
One can turn into anything living, the other anything non-living. He just happens to turn into the dumbest shit imaginable.
quietwalker
I've got quite a few! One of the best is to find the thing that was hidden or lost. Forgotten, deliberate, presents, earrings, contacts, etc
StarscreamAndHutch
itchynipz
FeeltheFX
Let’s step it up a notch and make one fit in a bagel. No cheating either eggs has to have a hole
HereIsThere
Maybe use a metal bottle cap to serve as the hole.
bigassspiders
if you're using a non-stick pan, that's your problem.
HereIsThere
wat
bigassspiders
a metal bottle cap would mess up a non-stick pan
HereIsThere
Not if you use aluminum and don't scrape it on the pan. Metal is not instantly bad for them. All tools should be treated with care.
suffyr
Fuck I want a runny yolk breakfast sandwich
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Jhi85
I use to think eating runny yolk was disgusting, boy was I wrong! It's delicious!
TheRimOfTheSky
Spray pan, put egg on pan, sprinkle salt and pepper, pour a lil bit of water, put a lid on and wait for the yolks to get pink. Voila
TheRimOfTheSky
Honestly I never go as far as making a sandwich. I make eggs and toast and I just put the whole egg on the toast and eat it like that.
Jimmah1
Over medium on a breakfast sandwich sound amazing.
Fishammer
Gregosian
Banjo roll. When it dribbles down your front it looks like your playing an invisible banjo…
AbelardSnazz
Thank you! I’ve heard ex-army people call a fried egg sandwich an “egg banjo” but never knew why until now
Rawrihazshotgun
yolk-shot
AsAHistorian
Guh, I love eggs, but runny yolk grosses me right the hell out.
rhofawx
Crispy fried bologna, American cheese and a runny fried egg with garlic Mayo on a hamburger bun. My favorite breakfast sandwich
jengelke
So, speaking from experience, it's not that hard to learn how to cook/ flip an egg. I learned not that long ago and I've gotten very good.
MandrewJackson
Same here.
jengelke
I'd make you one if I could though
MandrewJackson
Same here.
Fishammer
I can do eggs but had to leave early for work this morning. You’re right. They aren’t too hard and get easier with practice.
mcshady
So go make one?
suffyr
I was at work at the time. I fixed that problem when I got home
mcshady
so proud of you bb
buffalonightmare11
Medium runny for me please
Mobouncetotheoz
A lil runny, a lil hard
SingingandDancingInTheRain
Horny with the flu.
NeverDownvoteMelBrooks
Thankyouforthis
I'm going to ask for my eggs horny with the flu from now on.
SingingandDancingInTheRain